#god fuc im gonna cry again just thinking about it!!!!!!!!!!

[agendercrisisx]

I’m back with more Denki thoughts. Hun being so unashamedly loud, whining, dirty talking and at times nearly screaming, even when he’s topping. Obsessed with how tight his partner is around him, or how well they fill him up, he doesn’t care. Constantly thinking about you, often you wake up to him fucking your thighs or grinding against your ass, his needy whines slipping through even though he’s trying to be quiet-

God, I love all your thoughts, keep sending them.

JUST DENKI BEING A HORNY SUB

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The heavy slumber is still holding you down, but Denki squirming behind grabs your attention. You turn around, Denkis's face going pale when he sees you're awake. You reach up to cup his face and run a finger down his chin. His cock is still between your thighs, twitching and knowing him as well as you do. You know he is close.

He is laying beside you naked, you still in pajama pants and a shirt. You pull the shirt over your head throwing it somewhere in the steamy room.

"What are you doing, baby?" His eyes are avoiding yours, ashamed of what you caught him doing. He doesn't say a word, he keeps his pretty mouth shut and a whimper escapes his lips. He tries to cover it with a cough, but you heard him and you know exactly what he wants.

You move your hand down til you feel his hard cock and take it away from your thighs. He whimpers from the loss of friction. When you stroke the head of his cock with your tump he moans. Loudly. How he loves your touch. You stroke him slowly and the lewd sounds escaping his lips have you gripping his cock tighter.

"What do you want baby? Tell me." He looks up at you almost wounded, like your recent request is beyond reason. "Come one, pretty boy, tell me." He whimpers as you again stroke his cock and he swallows, he opens his mouth to speak.

"I want..." His gaze shifts away from your face, like the words, are too difficult to say. "Come on baby, say it." You tighten your grip around his cock and he groans.

"Want you... please." He mumbles and his voice has you laughing. He is so sweet when he is horny. So needy and vulnerable. "Be specific. Come on tell me exactly what you want." You whisper close to his ear, his whimpers are so cute.

"Want you... to fuc... fuck me." He stammers and you have tortured him enough. You let go of his cock and he cries out. You move him as you please and as you free your own cock, you're fucking hard. You place him on all fours and push a finger into his hole.

"Fuck..." Denki screams with just the tiny amount of friction your finger brings. You push another finger into him preparing him for your cock. "You're doing so good for me pretty boy." He clenches around your fingers, fuck he is tight. You remove your fingers, finding the lube in the drawer and slowly spreading it across his ass. You peel off your pants and underwear, now as naked as your partner.

"Im gonna fuck your ass." You move up behind him, pressing the head of your cock against the ring of muscles in his ass. Denki's whole body stiffens, waiting for the pleasurable intrusion. You press the first few cm in and he groans lustfully.

"You like that, huh pretty boy?" He nods feverishly and moans when you press the rest of you into his body. Sweat drops roll down his back, as he presses his ass against your pelvis wishing for you to move.

You slap his ass as he starts moving again, "be still and tell me what to do." He whines, but before he gets to insert a word, you set a rough pace. He screams, pressing his face into the pillow trying to be quiet. But you fucking him, has him a moaning mess. He can't be quiet, he can't stop screaming your name. Flooding the room with groans and whines. Moans and whimpers as you keep fucking him.

He has never been the quiet type, but when he is with you. You worshipping his body and showing how good a boy he is. He can't control his own voice.

His body tenses, and you can feel he is close. When his high hits him, he screams louder than before. Crying into the pillow as he tries to control himself. He spills over the sheets of the bed, which is already covered in sweat.

He is sensitive, so sensitive. So when you continue chasing your own high. He whines and whimpers against the pillow, now soaked in his tears. It feels so good for both of you but he can't take anymore. His cock getting hard again is painful.

When your abandonment tightens and you spill in his ass. He sighs in relief. Relaxing as you full out of him and your cum floods down his ass.

"You're amazing, such a good boy." You kiss his cheek and shower him with praise. You find the bathroom in the dark and prepare a cloth to clean your exhausted partner.

When you have cleaned him, he falls asleep with his head on your shoulder, while you for a moment think about how amazing he is.

#samx|request| #samx|oneshot| #smut #mha smut #bnha fanfic #bnha #bnha smut #mha #bnha denki #denki smut #denki x reader #denki kaminari #kaminari denki #x reader #gn reader #x gn reader #gn!reader #gender neutral y/n #gender neutral reader #amab reader #amab

[uniformbravo]

huh. perhaps surprisingly overdue but add natsuyuu to the list of anime that officially made me cry

#like it makes me very emotional all the time #but i just finished s4 when he goes to visit his original house before it gets torn down and hooooo boy #that fucking hit hard #the contrast of when he walks into the empty house and says ''tadaima'' and gets no answer #vs when he goes back home to shigeru and touko and theyre both there to greet him happily and warmly #bro i lost my mind i cant take that shit #ohhhhh my god this show is amazing #retag later #ny blogging #he walks in and im like ''if he cries i cry'' & then i fuckin beat him to it gjdjbdhfjg #when he takes the family photo w shigeru & touko and then says ''wait can we take another one'' so sensei can be in it too 😭😭😭😭😭 #fuck. FUCK. #i think what actually set me off was when he first walked up to the house and ran his fingers over the nameplate reading ''natsume'' #that was fucking devastating. a home with /his/ name on it. the place he originally belonged. /his/ home #god fuc im gonna cry again just thinking about it!!!!!!!!!! #seeing the childhood scribbles on the walls that were still left there because he was loved #that distinct feeling of something so happy hurting so much to reflect on #how natsume deliberately avoided thinking about these things because of how much they hurt #lying on the back porch and finally letting himself remember is what finally causes him to lose his composure #the message of acknowledging the things that hurt but are so so important #the message of allowing these things to have their place in your life and to then move forward with new happiness #what it means to redefine ''home'' and what's important in the here and now #the juxtaposition of not only the two homes but of the photos #to take the old photo of his parents that he isnt even in #and overwrite that heavy emotional baggage with his current family of which he is very much a part #he considers nyanko sensei an important piece of his current happiness........... #outside of all pretense of a relationship based strictly on madara being a bodyguard and nothing more #his presence in natsume's life is important to him and he thinks of him as part of his family #even though he'd planned to visit the old home alone before sensei tagged along he brings him inside with him #to a place so incredibly personal and emotional and vulnerable to him; it speaks volumes

[patovpran]

Thoughts on ep 11:

- we just started and I want to cry

- no she shouldn't forgive him, she should punch him

- I love them your honor

- Pat the "this one's for you" *misses* type of bf

- I love the "you think I don't know you?" bc ofc he didn't throw it away

- "being with you already feels like freedom" tears

- the while screaming thing, they are so cutee

- "it's like we're on honeymoon" precious (and they're gonna fuc-)

- of course they make up a competition (but I support)

- ummm? subs?? bestie don't do this to me, I didn't learn Thai in between pt 1 and pt 2

- alright 7h later we're back in action since I couldn't do it before

- "I'll tell you when you're older" and "it's a secret" mhmmm

- Junior and them <33 they are so precious

- not the kid owning them hdhdj

- Pat 🤝 my mum, not being able to handle spice

- "adults aren't always right" ain't that right

- listen I get the whole "mum wants the best for you even if you don't necessarily like it at that moment" but Patpran's relationship with parents is more complicated than that and I hate the "you need to forgive them since they are your parents" when your feelings are valid and you shouldn't sacrifice your happiness for theirs

- if they hurt you, it needs to be addressed and you're not bound to forgive them

- Pat is really set in his honeymoon agenda and I support

- half hour work and then beer, i see your vision Pat

- the beer scene hfhfhf

- the way Pat looks at Pran </3 he's so in love I'm gonna cry

- god I wish I knew how to world properly how I feel about the Pran wanting to reach out to his mum while Pat already committed to staying but my mind is just not cooperating I hate it here

- like Pat's dad's betrayal was bigger than Pran's mum's since the dad is responsible for causing the hatred but also the mum is at fault too since she forced all the expectations and rules and everything on Pran and hurt him and it's all so fucked up

- as I've said I don't want them to be forgiven this easily but also abandoning everything, not just the parents isn't the greatest solution either

- idk moving on maybe my brain comes up with something later

- I love you Pat but littering is NOT allowed

- ep 5 and ep 10 being parallels and ep 6 and ep 11 being parallels, I see you

- Pran said honeymoon now awwww

- "I can be anywhere as long as I have you" tearss

- Pat is horny™

- the whole "why do you like me?" scene, I LOVE THEM

- insults you (lovingly)

- "If other people heard that, they'd be squealing" can't believe they decided to attack me too

- THEY ARE SO CUTE

- THE KISS WOOOOOOO DELIVERED ONCE AGAIN LET'S GO GAYS LET'S GO

- Nanon and Ohm supremacy

- if we don't get more kisses like that from other shows, I don't want it

- @ god : when is it my turn to be happy?

- the cuddles and Pran's little kisses, I'm gonna cry I love them so much

- "was I good?" plus asking the ranking and then Pat giving him 10 (when I watched without subs I thought we were not talking about numbers)

- good for you kings!! good for you!!

- and Pran being smug about it hdhhffh

- again the little kisses it's so endearing I'm actually gonna cry because of all the love I have for these two

- Junior is so cuute!!! Babyyy

- this see-through shirt on Pran...suddenly I don't knows to breathe

- "be with you for a least another day" all I feel is pain

- "you never leave me" that ep 12 promo doesn't seem like that bestie

- if I just focus on rainbows chairs maybe I won't cry

- the whole speech and especially "I wrote this song for him" and I'm supposed to be ok???

- the song </3

- please im so emotionally attached to them, I can't do this

- INKPA!! MY GFS

- this is giving very much finale vibes

- them imagining the ideal scenario and then walking into reality....

- listen I'm actually crying this time and I'm usually not a crier, you guys don't understand

- I just want them happy I can't

- "good luck, buddy" I'm jumping off of a cliff

- the promo...I'm too emotionally unstable for this

- "we broke up" no no haha this all a little jokey joke

- give me happy end or shoot me thank you

#bad buddy #bad buddy the series

[weeb-writor]

Bakugou’s S/O dies in a crash, leaving him a single father

Hello, gonna be very honest I forgot how to read properly and read a request wrong and wrote a 3000 word fic for it, woohoo! But i mean at least you guys get a fic from it, lol. Italics are flashbacks, bold is reality trying to pull him out of his head, and the regular text is reality. The actual request should be up tomorrow. Reader is neutral and I didn't specify the birthing process! Hope you all enjoy.

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Bakugou Katsuki x Reader

Bakugou’s S/O dies in a crash leaving him a single dad, he has flashes backs of your life together.

TW: Death, depiction of a car crash and blood. Kinde heavy angst

Words: 3052

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“I am so sorry sir but there's nothing we could do for them, w-” The doctor went on but the words slurred together in Bakugou's mind. This isn't how it was supposed to go, you were both supposed to grow old together. Supposed to send Kaori to her first day of school together. To bully the shit out of her first significant other. Go all out on each and every one of her birthdays. To give her at least 3 more brats to hang out with...to cry as you sent her off to college. This isn't how it was supposed to go, he was supposed to protect you, to be your hero. Everything you both had promised to each other was slipping through his grasped fist and the flashbacks were not helping either.

“Watch where you are going, Pomeranian.” You said to him.

“Pomeranian? The fuck, watch your mouth shitty extra!” He roared back at you.

“I think you’re the one who needs soap in his mouth, you're cursing every other word.” You cocked a brow at him.

“Whatever you god damn extra, get outta my way i'm gonna be late.” He backed off shocking his small group of friends.

“What the heck bakubro! If I said that to you I would be dead! You’re caught by the balls already!” Denki said pouting

“Whaddyah just say dunce face? I am not and it doesn't matter. I went easy cause they're so insignificant I wont see them again.” He said with a shrug as they walked into the training yard where their class was meeting.

“Alright, today we have a few helpers from other classes to help you with physical combat skills without the use of your quirks. Pair up with them, if you can actually beat them the first go than you pass. If you don’t, then well you fail, and will do supplementary training with me after every class.” Aizawa said, zipping himself into his sleeping bag.

“Hello class 1-A, Im Y/N. I am in charge of everybody you're about to fight, we've all trained in various types of Martial arts, and uhh you're probably all gonna lose but try your hardest alright?! I've got match-ups based on your physical abilities, so let's begin.” You said getting everyone into their pairs.

“So much for never seeing them again, huh?” Sero said laughing at the fuming bakugou.

“Yeah you’ll be seeing a lot more of me Pomeranian boy, but for now let me wipe the floor with you.” You said getting into a fighting position. He remembers how he lost that fight, terribly he might add. You only offered to help him after the loss, ignoring all his cries of protest. He didn't only lose the fist fight, he lost his heart to you. He had hoped you would never give it back to him, but here you are giving him his heart back. He hated these images, he wants them to stop.

“Bakugou”

“Go on a date with me.” You said as you and bakugou walked back to the dorms together after a sparring session.

“What!?” He yelled at you a deep shade of red.

“You know, on a date, and then you know if all goes well like 2 more before you kiss me and ask me to be officially yours because i'm not easy, you know?”

“Who asks like that!” He continued to yell.

“What did you want some flowers too, bakugou.” You giggled at him.

“You damn, dumbass! Fine but we're going now!” He said grabbing your hand and pulling you away.

“Wait but we are sweaty and I wanted to look nice! You're such a tyrant, Bakugou!” You sang as he pulled you away but slammed into his back as he came to a halting stop.

“Katsuki...call me Katsuki.” He said looking to the side with a blush. This moment was precious to him, your stupid giggle always brought brought blood rushing to his cheeks and made his heart race. As precious as it was, he begged his mind to stop, he didn't want to see what he couldn't have anymore… he wants to forget.

“Bakugou!”

“You know, if i knew you were so messy I wouldn't have moved in with you.” Bakugou yelled to you as he put up one of your many blankets that were always littered around the house.

“Sorry not Sorry, Kat, it's your fault for keeping this damn house like an ice box all the time.” You said as you shoved some more takeout into your mouth.

“And why did you order takeout, i wanted to cook instead of eating that shitty and so unhealthy food.” He nagged you some more but you only giggled. He smiled, that had become his favorite sound.

“Because Mr. Pro- Hero some of us are college students barely staying afloat! It's my last semester so let me live, you ass! Also you are so much like your mother babe, it's kind of funny.” You said to him. His head was bulging in irritation as he sat next to you.

“I can't believe I want to marry you…” He said shaking his head with a sigh. You put down your takeout and stared at him with wide, teary eyes.

“You want to marry… me?” You said to him, he chucked at you before placing a black velvet box in your hand.

“Yeah, so say yes and put the ring on.” He blushed looking away from you.

“You jerk, this is how you ask me? And like an idiot of course I'm putting on the ring with no hesitation.” You giggled around your tears, admiring the ring you had just placed on your finger.

“Yeah, as I recall, you asked me out the same way. Whaddyah want some flowers?” He teased you with a grin. You looked at him with burning passion before your lips met, engaging in a fiery dance of passion. Stop, stop. Please just stop, he begged his brain. At the moment he thought it was perfect, it was so you and so him. Now, he wished he did it on tv or yelled it from the rooftops. Maybe then it would have shown the universe, or god, or whatever was taking him from you just how much he needed and loved you. Just maybe it would have permitted this outcome.

“Bakugou!!”

You and bakugou stared down at the little 6 pound baby. She was sleeping peacefully for the first time since the girl came home, which was 4 day ago! Maybe it was because you had just taken her to meet her grandparents and she didn't want to deal with her grandparents much like her father.

“Give me that baby!” his mom said swopping the baby into her hands. You only giggled at her excitement but Bakugou threw a fit.

“Mom! She's a fuc-freaking newborn! You’ve got to be gentle and support her head! You’re gonna hurt her, it's dangerous” He shouted at his mom.

“Oh hush you ingrate. If that was true believe me kid you’d be dead by now, would've saved me a lot of trouble. Now come on little Kaori, I know you've got it.” She said looking down at Kaori.

“What's she got?” You asked curiously. The blonde did not respond, only blew a little stream of air on the baby's nose and then turned her towards you and the blonde next to you who was still pouting. The baby stirred before waking up giving you all the meanest mug you had ever seen come from a baby.  She stared at bakugou and then at you before going back to sleep.

“She’s got the bakugou bitch face or the bakugou glare or even the bakugou mean mug. However you want to call it but that doesn't matter cause she’s got it.” His mom said placing the sleeping baby in the basinet you guys had brought.

“Did that brat just glare at me!?” Bakugou whispers, causing you to burst into full belly laughter.

“What the hell are you laughing at?” he said to you trying to hide his small smile that was brought out by your laughing.

“Nothing, I just love you and I believe you just said H-E double hockey sticks so we're getting takeout on the way home, love.” You said kissing his cheek. He only stuck his tongue out at you before mumbling a quick ‘i love you back’. It's getting more painful now he's drawing closer to the day he knew his mind was counting down to. As much as he wanted to relish in the memory all he could think of was how Kaori wouldn't remember you or your melodious laughing. How he should have said I love you more clearly in that moment. He wanted it to stop, he wanted the flashes to stop, the memories to stop but they wouldn't and he knew because they were telling your story.

“BAKUGOU!!”

“Come here, dumbass I wanna cuddle!” Bakugou yelled from your bed.

“Hold on I just wanna call your mom and make sure Kaori is okay. It's the first time Kaori has been away so long. She’s only eleven months, she's probably scared without us.” You said with the phone in your hand pacing.

“Babe, if you are so worried you should know I called my mom while you were bathing. Kaori is chasings around my mom's fat cat. And my moms gonna call when they are putting her to bed so we can say goodnight. Now, get over here and quit worrying I want to cuddle you.” He said finally getting you relax enough to lay down, you rested your head on his chest.

“You're such a good dad, you were worried enough to phone your mom.” You said breathing in his caramel scent.

“Of course I did, I worry about you and Kaori whenever yall are out of my sight. I love you both too much yet not enough at the same time.” He said to you kissing the top of your head.

“Katsuki I want us to always be this way, I want to always be with you and kaori smiling. I love you both too much too.” You said back to him straddling him to meet his eyes.

“I want some more brats and a cat and a dog. I want everything with you. And I want it for forever” He said looking up at you with passion. He needs it to stop, he can't relive the same nightmare. He didn't want the image of you dying in his hands to replay, but that's where his mind was heading, wasn't it?

“Bakugou!? Can you hear me!?”

“You know when people said you become boring when you have a baby I didn't believe them but were totally boring. We just did 10 over the speed limit to pick up Kaori.” You said taking a glance in the mirror to see her cute little grumpy face.

“Baby I realized we were boring when we went to that baby store on our day off to look at baby stuff and we went “ ohh” and “awhh” to every third object we saw.” He said back to you with a chuckle. You giggled at him and your eyes fluttered shut for just a second, it was a second too long because when you opened them you slammed into a car ahead of you that had just been in an accident causing a pile up. Behind you a semi rammed into your suv doing terrible damage to the car and everyone inside. Bakugou was the first to wake and quickly fought to get himself free. Once he did he was all over you but you were in far worse shape and the metal of the car dug into you, slicing you open, and locking you into place.

“Noo.. Kat get Kaori first.” you whispered to him.

“Y/N, i'll get you out first, you're right here. Then we’ll get kaori together.” He said tears spilling from his eyes.

“Katsuki, please get Kaori first. Please, i'll try to get loose myself” You plead with him, he thought about it but you were more stuck than her and you were bleeding heavily from the metal cutting into your abdomen.

“Katsuki Bakugou! Her first, then me! I’ll wait for you, promise.” That was all he needed to hear, his heart ached for his little girl who was crying softly more shocked than hurt.

“It's alright baby we're gonna get you safety and then dadas gonna come get mommy and we’ll all go home cuddle.” He said as he pulled the baby from her car seat, recognizing ‘home’ and ‘cuddle’ she clapped at him. He planted gross, wet kisses all over her face before dashing to the place where he saw all the flashing lights congregating. It was a pretty big pile up so there were a lot of ambulances. He took the first one open.

“This is Bakugou Kaori, she’s eleven months and has no allergies to anything or any medication. I'll be coming back with Bakugou y/n who has a pretty deep gash in their abdomen and isn't allergic to any medication either.” He said as the EMT took his baby from him. He almost didn't want to leave her but he knew you were waiting on him, so he dashed back to your totaled car where he saw people crowding your figure as they had just pulled you out.

“Y/N!” He said dropping to the ground taking you from the girl who was holding you.

“Come on, you're bleeding a lot we’ve got to get you to the ambulance.” He said tears cascading from his eyes as he tried to lift you while simultaneously slowing your bleeding but as he lifted you not only did you scream, blood rushed out of your gash at a very alarming rate.

“We can't lift them, they're losing too much blood, the ambulance got to come down here….They’ll die if we take them down there.” Someone said as Katsuki placed you back on the ground. He wanted to yell at them and tell them they were wrong but he knew they weren't. As well as he knew the ambulance wouldn't fit down here, it was hard for him to fit through the cracks of the cars. He had to try though for you, for Kaori, and for himself.

“You're all hurt, go get to an ambulance and get some help, idiots.... And please, I'm begging you, make one of them come down here.” The group of people nodded as they raced for the ambulances.

“Told you I’d wait on you, Kat.”

“Yeah, you did such a good job, baby! You are so strong, love. They went to get help, everything's gonna be alright.” He whispered to you clutching your body closer to him.

“Who are you trying to convince me or you.” You laughed coughing up blood.

“Stop laughing, dumbass this isn't funny.” He gritted his teeth at you.

“Alright then stuffy, onto the serious business. I want Kaori to grow up knowing what love is, so tell her all our cheesy stories. I want her to grow up knowing she is so loved by you so tell her everyday from me and you that you love her more than anything. I want her to know she can come to you for anything so don't be such a hardass to her when she starts to rebel a little…. I don't want her to forget my face or my voice too much, so as much as it might hurt at first show her all the pictures and videos we took over the years. And when she's old enough to understand what happened tonight tell her she doesn't need to go to my grave if she ever wants to talk to me, I'm always watching over you both, promise.” You paused to throw up some more blood. “And now for you my love, I won't say anything to cliché. Like ‘i want you to find love’ cause we both know I am the jealous type but if it happens don't worry I'm not turning over in my grave. I want you to keep following that dream of yours if anyone can be the Top hero and a single dad it’s you, Kat. I want you to indulge yourself and eat takeout sometimes that stuffy diet of yours isn't fun. Be sad for as long as you need but just don't hold it all inside and try to continue on like everything is fine. It's okay to cry, to need a break or some help or both really. Lastly, Bakugou Katsuki, I love you and I am so sorry we didn't get that always and forever we wanted.” You said using the last of your strength to caress his cheek. He sobbed as he grasped your hand and held it tighter to his cheek.

“I love y-” he tried to say but stopped as he realized you were already gone. You didn't get to hear it back from him… the scream that ripped from him was pure anguish in its finest form. He should've been quicker to say it. He should have said it more often. He just should have. And now he was begging his head to stop playing these flashbacks to stop driving the knife further into his heart, he had a daughter he was trying to live for. He just wanted it to stop.

“DADA DADA”

Just like that he was drawn from his head. He looked around to see his friends and family staring at him in concern and his daughter at his feet with fat tears rolling down her face. He quickly picked her up, cursing at himself as he probably just scared her.

“What are you crying for you, little brat?” He started but paused as fat tears of his own rolled down his sunken cheeks “Everything's gonna be alright soon, so we shouldn't cry for too long okay, Brat.” He said as he hugged Kaori tighter than he should have. Somewhere in his mind he did believe it. That he and his daughter would be okay but for right now he was trying to stay afloat in the waves of suffocating flashbacks.

#bakugou katuski x reader #bnha bakugo katsuki #bakugou x you #bhna x reader #mha x reader #mha fanfiction #bakugou katsuki #very sad #angst #poc writers

[thecommunityoftrustworthysinks]

endgame thoughts

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT 

so. boy. okay. first things first, we are going to walk through this with the things i enjoyed/noticed first, and leave One Particular Event for fucking last because ive been blocking it out of my mind since friday morning and letting it loose is going to be. rough. 

here we go. it’s gonna be a mess cause there is So Much and i need to see it again to get a better handle on everything that happened and the order

- IT STARTED SO SUDDENLY like i didn’t even have time to process Fucking Endgame Was Starting and there it was. damn 

- TONY AND NEBULA TONY AND NEBULA TONY AND NEBULA FHVB FDHBFKHDKJCHJ NCDKJ GKJFJDKGH FERI UDJFCK 

- “you won!” AAAAAAA

- HER LITTLE TOUCH ON HIS SHOULDER

- GIVING HIM THE REMAINING FOOD?????

- IM FUCKING SCREAMING EVERYONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- i actually ?? liked steve in this movie ?? i kinda liked him in first avenger and winter soldier, but even that was barely, most of the time (and for all other movies he was in) i either tolerated him or disliked him. but this one i actually liked his character, im impressed. job well done

- “i lost the kid.” FUCK ME UP WHY DON’T YOU???? GOD

- tony’s high as fuck rant at steve and the avengers dear god i was so fucking alive that was art that was fucking art and every second of it justified im so. ye S.

- okay. watching thanos get his head chopped off was one of the most satisfying things ive ever seen in my life holy fuck. i could watch that moment forever. our entire fucking theater cheered so loud like. god damn. yes. 

- M O R G A N  S T A R K  M O R G A N  S T A R K  IM SCREAMING TONY AND PEPPER HAD THEIR KID ??? SHE WENT INTO THE GARAGE LOOKING FOR SUIT PARTS??/ 

- I LOVE YOU 3000 

- IT’S SO SOFT

- DOMESTIC TONY

- YES 

- THIS IS SO GOOD

- YES

- IM CRYING PLEASE 

- EVERYTHING HE DESERVES 

- tony just straight up figures out time travel on a whim one night? im fuc kingg. god i love that man 

- can we just take a moment to appreciate scott lang 

- ray of sunshine 

- can we also take a moment to appreciate the like solid ten seconds devoted just to watching tony drive up to the compound

- like

- we all knew it was him, immediately

- just because of how fast he took that turn 

- i love tony stark 

- and i love his driving

- aLSO THE KID STUFF IN THE TRUNK I STAN A DAD 

- have i mentioned i love tony stark 

- Y’ALL NEBULA’S REDEMPTION IS ALL SHE DESERVED,,,, WORKING WITH THE AVENGERS,,,,FU CK,,, IM SO PROUD OF HER 

- revisiting 2012 was so cool dhfgjdfhkjdfkjgdfkjghkdfgjdf

- a m e r i c a ‘ s  a s s 

- tony why were you checking out steve’s ass anyway, y’all got something to tell us 

- who am i kidding we been knew tony’s bi 

- but seriously all that banter, that’s the avengers we deserve 

- “I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY” “YEAH YEAH I KNOW”

- ART

- A R T 

- “that IS america’s ass” 

- THEY WERE SO CLOSE MAN, THEY WERE SO CLOSE 

- they had no way of knowing what was going to happen with nebula, of course. like fuck, man. 

- looking back as an outsider’s perspective i wish she had stayed behind, because their plan would’ve been flawless 

- don’t misunderstand me, it’s not nebula’s fault and im not saying that. they had no way of knowing that would happen, it’s just like...knowing it DID you wish you could’ve changed it 

- QUILL’S SINGING,,,BLESS

- not sure how i feel about howard and tony’s scene cause like......howard was an abusive piece of shit to tony and i don’t really like that that’s just swept under the rug as “he tried” or whatever idk. but at the same time, it seemed to bring tony peace and if it brought tony peace, i can live with it 

- fuck what happened after that 

- oh yeah i should say i understand people’s complaints about thor as well, but i think that, while they went a little too far sometimes, overall he was treated okay. like the depiction of him in such depression was actually like, admirable? i know it was treated jokingly a little too much, and that’s valid. i’d change that if i could

- thor’s talk with his mom was so good though

- god his little “im still worthy!” like HhgdgSDHD h fuc kme UP

- and nat too, i should mention that. tbh i don’t feel like im the most equipped person to talk about nat’s death cause i like her, but i never LOVED her, or clint for that matter

- but regardless, once they went there i was like ?? who are they gonna give up ?? hello ?? 

- i didn’t feel much sadness about it, like it was like “oh, who is it? it’s probably gonna be nat. no, not nat :(” but i didn’t feel super sad

- UNTIL THEY STARTED BEATING EACH OTHER UP TO RUN OFF,,, AND THEN THEY WERE HANGING THERE AND SHE WAS ON THE BOTTOM AND CLINT WAS STRUGGLING SO HARD TO KEEP HER AND KEEP HIMSELF, DAMN IT THAT WAS ROUGH 

- t h e n  s h i t  w e n t  d o w n 

- when thor, tony, and steve all walked out onto that battlefield to face thanos. boi. 

- if i didn’t want to beat thanos’ FUCKING face in before (i did) I DEFINITELY DID THEN, I DO NOW, FUCK THAT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT GRAPE BALL FACED MOTHERFUC-

- anyway 

- okay we need a second because. when we started to see strange’s circle in the background. the theater gasped. we were all waiting for him to come through

- then it was the wakandans and i 

- theN EVERYONE

- AND IT KEPT COMING AND THE MUSIC SWELLED AND PEOPLE SCREAMED AND I SCREAMED AND OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THAT WAS PROBABLY THE BEST MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE MCU HOLY FUCK,, GRAND PROPORTIONS WORTHY OF LORD OF THE RINGS HOLY FUCKING SHIT, ARMIES POURING IN TO FIGHT OFF THANOS AND HIS HOARD I

- GOD

- I CRIED 

- that battle was incredible. everything about it. 

- okay

- okay.

- the hug. can i. how do i. everyone listen i. peter’s there, talking and being so chatty like he always is, and tony just. oh my god. he just grabs him without hesitation and i .    ls iten, i  , o h ym god. i literally think i made some inhuman shriek in the theater that moment watered my crops and cleansed my skin and cured my depression that is all i ever need in life v

- BUT WHEN THE GUNS WERE FIRING AND PETER CRIED OUT AND CURLED UP IN THE FETAL POSITION AND COVERED HIS HEAD CAUSE HIS HELMET BROKE IM SO UPSET IM HURT 

- ALSO THE SCENE WHEN THEY WERE JUST TOSSING PETER AROUND WITH THE GAUNTLET HGFJDGKDJF THAT WAS GREAT 

- “hi, im peter parker” “hi peter parker, you got something for me?” 

- y’all know what else we need to talk about. 

- fucking

- mjolnir

- dude when it started moving i was like fuck yeah it’s gonna hit thanos on the head or something and then thor’s gonna beat his ass

- NO

- OH NO

- IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER

- I THINK THE THEATER EXPLODED

- LIKE FUCK YES CAP WITH MJOLNIR

- HELL FUCKING YES

- peter parker, the honorary woman

- that was a really cool scene though

- it’s so funny peter was just There but like no one cared cause he’s just the team baby

- WHEN THANOS GOT THAT GAUNTLET I WAS LIKE WHAT IN THE  F U C K 

- i didn’t think he’d actually get to use it but 

- thEN STRANGE HOLDING UP HIS ONE FINGER LIKE....THIS IS IT

- oh my god

- oh my god ive never experienced a higher high than seeing tony motherfucking stark with the infinity gauntlet on his hand 

- “and i...am iron man” FUCK

- FUCK YES

- oh my god i was literally weeping with pride and joy at that moment i literally 

- that was one of the best fucking things ive ever seen

- endgame let me see thanos die twice, once with a chop to the head and once while he watched, watched as his army and goal crumbled to pieces around him

- sweet, sweet justice 

- holy shit. that was good. 

.....

aaaaaand we’re here everyone. 

i have to talk about this now. 

so i have pushed this out of my mind since friday, about midday, and never let myself think about it in detail until now, because i needed to fucking recover at least a little. 

that. crushed me. im not even kidding when i say i felt like genuine shit after that. like. i had to watch tony stark die. in front of his wife and son. i don’t know how to express the grief and despair that brought me. it’s needless to say, but i sobbed, and i sobbed loud, and a lot. i was the only person audibly ugly crying in the dead silent theater. i just. 

look, tony stark means so much to me. it’s wrapped up in rdj too, because he also came back from a real shitty place, but tony...i mean, he was an asshole, but he grew. he grew and humbled and...he is filled with so much love. his heart bursts with desire to save everyone he can, and i hate to see him filled with so much self hate. all these years, seeing him grow and deal with ptsd and anxiety and getting over abuse, and all the healthy and unhealthy ways he expresses his mental illness, getting therapy, becoming a father figure to peter and trying his fucking hardest to not be a dad like his dad. it’s inspiring as hell to say the fucking least. it’s enough, to explain my grief, to say i love him, because i do. more than a lot of things, honestly. but he means so much more than that to me. he embodies second chances, and trying harder, perseverance, and the idea that you CAN come back, you don’t have to give in, be it to the evil powers in the depths of space, or your own shitty parents, or even the shit in your own head. you can stand up, try harder, and win. maybe it’s not easy, but people will be there with you, you don’t have to be alone, you don’t- 

this is so fucking hard. i was devastated thursday night. i could barely move from that moment until the end of the goddamn credits. and of course, seeing the funeral and rdj’s signature just made it worse. all i wanted that night was to be unconscious, that’s how awful i felt. i went to bed so early and couldn’t even fall asleep for fucking hours because i was so shocked and in pain and tormented by this. i couldn’t even talk about the movie. i couldn’t even think about the movie until later on friday. and the only reason i could then was because i started a fix it fic that granted me some semblance of peace. 

tony stark is a fucking incredible character and person, and i know some people will think it’s dramatic to react this way, but i know im not the only one because ive seen so many posts that echo these feelings. and im not going to apologize for how i feel. 

of course, im angry about the writing too. he didn’t deserve that. they even GAVE him his retirement, and then stole it away. he only got four/five years with his daughter. he only got two years with peter. peter JUST saw him again and tony got ripped away. this isn’t right. this isn’t okay. it’s not a satisfying end for his character or his character arc. it’s wrong. 

and it’s even more wrong in light of steve’s. their endings should have been reversed. steve never would’ve left bucky and sam and just gone and lived a domestic life. that boy has been fighting the bad in back alleys since he was a tiny sick teenager. his life has always been wrapped in fighting for the greater good, and a sacrificial end for him would’ve been perfect. sad, heart wrenching, and perfect.

tony on the other hand, his life has been plagued with battles and fights and he never really wanted it. he wanted to help, so he always did it, but he just wanted peace with a family. would it really have been so hard to just give it to him? please? please. im still pretending it’s what he got because i literally don’t think i could handle this any other way. 

im proud of him, of course. but im angry because this was in the hands of the writers. they chose to do this and they could’ve chosen not to do it. there would have been so many ways to have him survive that. paralysis, or mental damage, or let them share the snap “dance off to save the universe” style (not my idea, a friend’s), or just...i don’t know. so many options. let him raise his daughter. let him continue to mentor peter. i know they wanted to end his arc in the mcu, but they could’ve. we all would’ve accepted a retirement with cameos. please. i know they tried to show that he would’ve always gotten back to the fighting life but like. look, he was tied up with thanos since he saw him through the wormhole. i think, after that, especially if he was permanently injured from the snap, he could’ve stayed home and been okay letting the new heroes fight the big fights. 

it hurts. it really hurts. im not going to get over this soon, if ever, honestly. all i can hope is some day, since i liked everything else, i can learn to appreciate this movie and enjoy it as best i can, given that. right now it just hurts. 

#x #this post is eight miles long im sorry #endgame #endgame spoilers #avengers endgame #tony stark

[walking-circles]

im gonna liveblog mink car bc im listening to it for the first time!!

i already listened to the first three but like theyre all so good so…

-mr xcitement ?

ok what the fuck is going on….thats not english 😭😭

kind of a vibe ngl

awWwwWwwWww yEEeeEeEeeaaaAaaaaa

the ending….….lemon demon DEFINITLEY took inspiration

-another first kiss

is that acoustic guitar

aww romantic!!

this is actually so sweet but its giving be born vibes………….

-ive got a fang

YES YES YES YES THE INTRO

i feel like hes whispering in my ear im so uncomfy rn 😭😭 pls dont tell me the whole song is like this

THE MUSIC IM GONNA CRY /pos

whos head exploded ?

oooh saxaphone <3

FUNKY!!!!!!!

-hovering sombrero

again what is going on

drums!!!

omg thhe buildup!!! this is nice!!!

phineas and ferb reference ??? 👁👁

omg the buildup x2!!!

im so sorry this is reminding me of ld so much

-yeh yeh

ONG GEGDHGEHDHEJFSGS SGGSHD

the intro!!!!!!

guitar??

i actually love this one its so like pop-y and funky

beep boop!!!!!!

THE DRUMS IM SCSSGSHDGG

GUITAR!!!!!!!!!!!

-hopeless bleak dispair

kinda sad but thats what its abt ig

what????????? the????? fuc?????

ok fucking mood i relate

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

THE LOUD PART

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

im gonna cry it disappeared !!!!

damn he just went to hell straight up

-drink!

accordion!!

i cannot im getting tRIGGERED PLS

maybe i could be a fucking parade float you dont know

theyre talking about juice not alc*hol 🤞🤞🤞

“what words rhyme with buried alive” hmm

-my man

sapphire bullets of pure love vibes

its so bright!!!!

wOAHHHHHH

WII MUSIC WII MUSIC OMG I LOVE LOVE <33

if you asked me what this song is about i couldnt answer correctly

trumpet!! bongo???

-older

what is that ??

whTAVV???

what rhe hell is going on

oh finally vocals

i had an existential crisis abt this earlier

OWAH

YESSSSGDHFHFG

lord this is not good for my mental health

deadass

IS IT A RUBBER CHICKEN OR A KAZOO

-mink car

wow name of album!!

elevator music <3

wh what

why i dont why

guitars cant drive?????? hes fucking high i bet

its nice tho the vibes

nooo he got hit guys call 911 :-(

i actually relate ive been hit by a car

i was in the car but still

dead <3

-wicked little critta

oooh nice!!’

yeSSesESSs this!!!!

i actually love this its so weird

YAYAGDHDHFDAKDGDHS

this is so 2001 hmm wonder why

robotic!!! the electronic sounds!!!!!!

what are they doing now 😭

FUCK WHAT IT GOT SO LOUD

GET OUT!!!!

“way to go. i like him. i got problems.” same

-finished with lies

guitar!!!!!! drums!!! bass!!!!

LAIEEEEES LAIEEEEES

no yeah i love this

this song is a mustard sandwich

solo!!! idk what instrument but solo!!!!

this is a jam 100%

woah loud!!!

-she thinks shes edith head

piano!!!!

woah funny

whats edith head help is that a person

OH NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS ??????

this is weird ?

clapping!!!

guitar!!!

what the fuck

hashtag spiraling into insanity

”one more go!!!” did they just forget to take that out or

-working undercover for the man

woah background!!

bwahhhhh

beatles :-(

i love the background

trumpets!!!!!

-boss of me

ONDGSHDQFWGR

“i dont know can you repeat the auetsion”

YES YE SUE SUE S :-)))))

THE GUITARS YAYAYYAVDHEGEGRT

TRUMPET!!!

yeah i did start crying dont @ me

-your moms alright

im already worried

DRUMS!!!!!

AYOOOOO????

WHAT???

WHAT IS RHIS????

i wanna go home 😔

“and im a lawnmower” GET OUT

this is good!!! i like music!!!! the music!!!

”ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT“

-macgyver

funky ?

rapper man lets go

oooh!!!!

-robot parade-adult version

guitar!!!

“hello children!“ six feet!!!! get away from me

child labor but with a sick guitar in one ear

electronic!!!!

😕 what the fuck is that

———————————————-—

i really liked this album!!! there were some hit-and-misses,, but i actually rly enjoyed it!! 7/10 <3

#tmbg #liveblogging #this took me like two hours #but most is filler sooo #im gonna maintag this bc why not

[ifitsbritishimprobablyafan]

my more extensive and spoilery infinity war thoughts below moviegotmeshook

-shit was good. Not my favorite, not even top 5, but I was very “pleased” (if that’s an emotion that can be felt after all that??) 

-no music playing over the opening titles you knew we were fucked

-EXCUSE YOU YOU CAN’T START YOUR MOVIE WITH THAT KIND OF EMOTIONAL DEVISTATION???

- like freaking Valkerie doesn’t even get a death scene???

- and then we gotta stab Heimdall and kill Loki (again)??? 

-Loki’s speech ending with him calling himself odinson and him screaming at Thanos to stop hurting Thor cuz he thought he could watch it but he CANT FUCK ME UP

-I can’t stop thinking about THAT SCENE with Peter and Tony.... like I’m trying to give my thoughts on the beginning of the movie and that’s all I can think about...

-Scarlet vision was so beautiful in this movie

-tho honestly I’m kinda peeved that them getting together happened off screen??? like we had all the adorable build up in Cvil War but then... they’ve just been together now???? like okay???? but I wanted to see the big moment when they decided to try????

-Speaking of things we didn’t get to see.... I don’t get to see Xandar?? or are we covering that in guardians vol 3?? like Nova Corps you okay?? from the ashes of this apparent devastation (I mean look at what he did to Knowhere) are we gonna finally get Nova himself???

-”that’s enough SQUIDWARd”

- Thor took talking tree as an elective. too pure. k thanks. bye

-Rocket’s character has grown so much and his little talk with Thor WAS SO PURE

- I could lose a lot

-come on you’re embarassing me in front of the wizards”

-Peter continuing to ref “old” movies and it STILL.FUCKING.WORKING

-’Is footloose still the greatest movie of all time” “it never was”

-Help I’m thinking about THA TPART again... like that hug... tha tbeautiful hug I’m crying again help

- Drax is attracted to Thor. than kyou.

-Gamora and Peter saying I love you I HATEEVERYTHI NG

-That scene on the fucking cliff AND FUCKING RED SKULL WAS THERE THE FUUUUU

-wHY IS GAMORA probably my favorite line i hate everything

-also for the love of all that is good please have more thanos and gamora angst in the next one cuz OHMYGODd

-”We kick names and take ass” (tries to look badass)

- I am Groot. I am Steve Rogers.

-Okoye giving Bruce the side eye...

-Vision comforting Wanda when she was killing him and just saying “it’s okay, it’s okay” FUCK ME UPPPPp

-And then Wanda had to watch him come back and die again like NO FUCK YOu SHE HAD TO KILL HIM AND FEEL THAT AND KNOW SHE DID IT JUST TO WATCH HIM COME BACK AND DIE ANYWAY SHE KILLEDHIMFORNOTHING FUC KME

-Thank god there was like 2 seconds of Bruce and Nat and then the writers were like “yeah fuck that nobody wants it bye” and just never talking about it again

-”I don’t feel so good” NOOOOOOOOOOOO

-those fucked up dog things that were killing themselves WERE TOTALLY THE VENOM SYMBIOTE IT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM AND I THINK IT’S GONNA BRING VENOM INTO THE MCU (for the movie in October)

-You got a hair cut! You stole my beard!

-BUCKY SPINNING ROCKET AROUND WAS THE BEST TEAM UP I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED/ 

-Rocket wanting Bucky’s arm. h ELP

-when Thanos stabbed Tony i thought I was gonna die too so fuck you movie

-Okoye being so done with everyone “why was she up there??”

-THAT FUCKING SCENE WITH IRON DAD AND SPIDER SON YOU KNOW WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT I WILL NEVER RECOVER I WAS ACTUALLY ANXIOUS AND UPSET BUT FUNCTIONING BEFORE BUT HIS LITTLE VOICE CRACK ON THE I DONT’ FEEL SO GOOD ARE YOU SHITTING ME

-"steve?”

-Rocket is the only GUARDIAN LEFT FUC KY OU MOVIE

-Not enough Super Husbands in this movie (at all) but fingers crossed for plenty in the next one

-Thanos is terrifying but also like A REALLY GOOD MCU VILLAIN WHICH ARE SO RARE

- That battle with Thanos on Titan was freaking AWEsome. 

-Thor’s new axe is flipping sweet man ESPECIALLY GROOT MAKING THE HANDLE HELPp

-GAMORA AND NEBULA TOGETHER HEL P THEY BOTH WERE SO CONCERNED AND NEBULA COMES OUT SWINGING WHERE THE FU CK MY SISTER AT?!?!? 

-My greysexual ass was attracted to so many people in this movie jesUS CHRISTt.

-My two favorite actors of all time in multple scenes together gooD GOD (Benedict and Robert)

-not gonna lie my first thought when there were mutiple doctor strange was dirty and sorrynotsorry

- Strange trying to tell Tony he had to do it in the end like ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IS THIS THE ONE OUTCOME OUT OF BILLIONS WHERE THEY WON????

- Tony’s face at the end destroyed me

-THAT SCENE WITH PETER AND TONY YEAH I’M PUTTING IT AGAIN CUZ I’M STILL NOT FUCKING OVER IT

- The title disintegrating at the end... RUDE. -Anyone who knows me at all knows that my favorite super hero of all time is Captain Marvel (as Carol Danvers)... like Posters and art prints and figurines and comics all over my room.... SO YOU CAN PROBABLY FUKCING GUESS MY REACTION TO THAT END CREDITS SCENE

-I loved having everyone together like this was so beautiful thANK

#avengers #infinity war #spoilers #and lots of 'em

[kuroandtheguys]

QUOTES (as in things i’ve said, not necessarily original things but things ive said.) FROM MUN HIKARY,HER DAD AND CLASSMATES AS RP STARTERS:

"get your fuck boy out of my house"

"Listen here you fuck nugget"

"don't touch me you bafoon"

"leave the soul alone"

"WHERE IS SPACE DAD"

"i got some shoes from my drug dealer, i dont know what he laced them with but i've been tripping all day...."

"Sure thing Chew-Brocka"

"the beatings will continue until morale improves."

"looking to protect yourself or deal some damage?"

"The egg-salts?"

"much cheese cake"

"FIGHT ME"

"DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEE!"

"baby,princess, dear,dearest. Do me a favorite and get your head out of my ass"

"Whats up gays!"

"Its 1 get the fuck up you lil shit"

"its a porch...not a deck....."

"when one plays the earth game twister one finds out more about the other's than they wanted"

"pain is your reward for being near me."

"oh it's the nasty crime boi"

"follow the yellow-dick road"

"these jokes arent the only thing that suck"

"stupid controls! I said walk to the side not jump off the cliff"

"_GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY GODDESS!"

"Zarkon unhand my space father"

"sadness is merely a part of life."

"BON BON YOU WANT SUM FUC"

"they're gonna play Mario cart"

"that's how friendship dies"

"ID BE THE TINY ANGRY GUY, I CANT REMEMBER HIS NAME"

"Space Dad jokes are out of this world"

"space dad part of a balanced breakfast"

" i wonder whats over here, oh its plot"

"not all wood resists magic damage"

"destroy us all!"

"i could pee in a bucket and tell him it's beer."

"i would fuck lance because who wouldn't"

"ITS BECAUSE IM A DEMON ISINT IT? THATS RACIST!"

" IF YOU LOVED ME YOUD KILL THE SPIDERS"

"Fite me!"

"fuck Shiro because, just look at him. Who wouldn’t?"

"I am tumblr senpai"

"Why is he grinding?!"

"They bonded by beating the shit out of eachother."

"ah ah put those grabby hands away." (wow without context that sounds really dirty)

"if I have social anxiety and YOU have social anxiety then who's going to order the food?"

"now if they made space dad shaped mac and cheese i wouldnt mind so much"

"it could be 1 of 2 things metal leg or morning wood"

"i like chicks not dicks"

"why cant you just say vagina?"

"Ok so if you ever need a break from your mech with a watersport kink let me know."

"I love you" "dude thats gay..." "we are litterly having sex"

"watch your mouth you little shit"

"yes daddy dearest"

"COME HERE MY SPACE CHILD"

"Let me hug you space child"

"i must adopt this lost space child"

"soft and warm space dad"

"omg your so extra"

"hgn those claws he could just rip me apart"

"we can go inside"

"i wouldn't want to expose you"

"he's see more of your girlfriend than you have"

"we had a bonding moment i punched you in the face!"

"I ate my school"

"this limp noodle"

"PRAISE MUNWAY"

"You wanna ride my huge dragon"

"and i don't know....somethin' bout friendship..."

"Tid be a pitty if i killed him off"

"you've been shanked" "..with a ruler..."

"did you just giggle your boobs at me?"

"It was an earth shattering shit"

"I am the pumpkin gardian"

"Hold my beer and watch this mother fucker

"Careful nuts make you swell, just ask your sister"

"My dad the crack dealer"

"balls deep in an au"

"Don't fuck on my expensive leather couch you cunts"

"He's a perceptive hoe"

"blubbering balls of teenage awkwardness"

"What can I say except~ FUCK OFF"

"I am the alpha dad"

"thats a kick in the danger clam"

"your gonna get your weiner stuck in the baby gate"

"I'm taking you back to the pound"

"I'm so sorry the princess had his feelings hurt"

“Hey demons, it’s ya boi, Satan. Give me the homie back”

"my name is stan, im satan"

"I Came Here For A Good Time And All I Got Was Porn"

"it went from warm to freezing because snow miser is shitting on us"

"Near death can be fixed with ducktap"

"I don't remember what I did with my pants"

"It smells" "You smell" "Your face smells" "You almost got punched I'm the face"

"Bueno bear"

"MAKE THAT ANGST YOUR BITCH"

“Gently bullied him into submission”

*Holds up fishing pole and bubbles* hookers and blow.

"To hard, to thick. I'd get hair stuck in my teeth" "...don't ever say that in public."

"Even lesbians like babies"

"My dad is like a fun vampire"

You are a steampunk blood warrior with a plan"

"You are a steampunk blood warrior with a flan"

"You've been hit by you've been struck by a smooth lesbian"

"You just made the inquisitior gay" "Yes" 5 minutes later "So what else us on the table" "The inquisitior"

"Did...did you just call the Cat a butt plug?"

"not like that you kinky fuck"

"kinky princess Matthew holt and his fluffy sidekick Mr whiskers."

"DONT MAKE ME KINKSHAME YOU AGAIN" "MAYBE YOU'LL KINKSHAME ME HARD THIS TIME"

"I'm gay and I'm ready to party"

"You founded a country on cocaine and prostitution?"

"You know what looks delicious" "What" "Your tight ass" "Your a hoe, like ben" "_ lemme smash"

"Human Sacrifice is always an option if you aren't a weak little bitch."

"Last time you had an imaginary friend I'm pretty sure it was a demon"

" I don't want to be propositioned by you in private!"

"Don't vore the dogs"

"Surely not everyone was kung-fu fighting" "They were" "..we're they fast as lightning?" "No they were slow, Tai Chi mother fucker"

"There’s a train of thought but it’s been de railed and Billy the kid robbed it."

"Shes just where burgers go to die"

"Im a priest to our lady of sin and this is my seeing eye dragon"

"Hello nightmares my old freind"

"they took some scaly lizard dick"

"I would go to Satan jazz club"

"Gandalf the off white"

"Stop kicking my puppy"

"You sleep darted that man in the dick"

"i didn't hit puberty...i just kinda shook it's hand"

"Tall, dark, warm and edgy. The perfect dad"

"Cerberus thinks he's a lap dog"

"thank god for incredible upper body strength"

"No ship wars. I multi ship like an adult" "Am I an adult I poly ship?" "Yes"

" my flaccid dagger"

"He's running around like a squirrel on crack"

"Could you please acidenly flex somewhere else your distracting me"

"It is the first day of Christmas fucker"

"Don't make me beat ypu with egg nog"

"Why did it suddenly become British?"

"You've been BLUNDERSTRUCK"

"Slav tellaported from another dimension to punch you in the arm"

"Floating kingdom of dabalon"

"I like my nightshade pomegranate flavored"

"dont dab on my boobs"

"The first vampire ran into the sun"

"I need a pocket sendak"

"Four score and 7 years ago our founding pirates"

"Been fueling up on....."

"Life is a highway?"

"the lyrics are coke and whiskey dumb ass"

"all i want for Christmas is the dreamiest daddy."

"HAIL KURO"

"patience yields fucking"

"Gray haired man on a house coming through" "I tottally thought you said gay haired man"

"Oh... mood"

"You wrap presents like a blind t rex"

"i take a look at me enormous-"

"white privilege."

"I swear to all of the gods I'm going to climb you like a fucking vine"

"The pellar, he uh.... loves his goat"

"whispers goat fuckerrrr"

"sleeping with slytherins" "dont you mean sirens?" "same fucking thing"

"No one told you life was gonna be this-" "Gay?"

"I am truly the hobo on top of the polar express" "No your the homo ontop of the polar express" "Can't she be a homo hobo?"

"Kinkshame me harder"

“Kinkshame me harder spicy papa”

"Male griffin returns and is like what the fuck did you do to my wife"

"WITH YOUR SHAG CARPET ID BE GETTING HAIR BALLS"

"Drug cloud please disperse"

"Just cause I'm gay dosent mean the cake needs to be"

"BITCH I OUTRANK YOU"

"Just cause I'm gay dosent mean the cake needs to be"

"Right in the paw patroler"

"Stuffed em up Mr patato head's butt"

"feed me"

"i swear if you start singing-"

"must be blood"

"here she gose again"

"must be fresh"

"i dont wanna hear this"

"FEED ME, FEED ME SEYMORE~"

"Get on the fucking dragon or I will leave you in this tower"

"Vivia le roi" "LONG LIVE THE REVALUATION" "No.... long live the king"

"I'm a senior my vote counts more"

"I am gentle snek"

"The boner wizzard is a girl" "That's a dragon" "Girl dragon"

"my father the actual 5 year old" "thats right 5 times a whole bunch"

"why..... is your icon a crotch buldge?"

"Layers" "Like an oinion" "Yes and their all gonna make you cry"

"You blushing" "I'm pasty and I burn in the sun anytime I go out." "So your burned..?" "Yes fucker"

 "You should be careful dancing around with those daggers when I'm throwing fire" "It won't hurt me. It's friendly fire"

[utapri-hcs]

The lads as dumb shit pt2

So like my og post of this was too long so some quotes got the cut *cries*

Shion: Have you been deeply felt?

Van: By god? Nope!

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Ren: Hey Shinomi, what is your favourite burger?

Natsuki: The chicken nuggets!

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*during the pop animals photoshoot*

Reiji: Woah! Nattsun! You look so cute!

Natsuki: Thank you rei chan senpai!!

*Ranmaru turns to reiji*: I’m so tempted to call him a furry

Reiji: RANRAN DONT-

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Syo: ITS SO DAMN HOT

Ren: Like me~~~

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Ranmaru: Yeah I like bananas

Cecil: Bananas? Like the peel??

Ranmaru: Like the fruit

Cecil: Don’t they grow on trees....? Ah- I feel really stupid now. I really thought it was a vegetable

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Eiichi: My son is going to be named Zach

Van: You have to make sure he actually looks like a Zach

Eiichi: It’s okay, he’ll grow into it

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*during a game of dodgeball*

*Reiji the only survivor*: OH GOD JUST KILL ME NOW PLEASE RELEASE ME FROM MY SUFFERING

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Ranmaru: There’s fucking blood on it

Camus: As well as your fingerprints

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Eiji: ...Yamato..can you come interpret your handwriting?

Van: Yamato doesn’t even know what he wrote

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Syo: Hey do you know how these two pieces fit?

Natsuki: You just intercourse them!

*Syo, spitting his water out*: NATSUKI NO-

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Ryuya: Ren, youre clever but your book doesn’t not reflect it

Ren: Thanks

Syo: That wasn’t a compliment Ren-

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Reiji: Hello my wife!

Ranmaru: I hate what you’ve started, Ren

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Satan: What is more powerful then an unstoppable noose?

Cecil: ...A moose..

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Syo: OH SHIT IT WASNT MIKE WAZOWSKI, IT WAS AN OCTOPUS

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Masato: Ittoki, what did you get for question eight?

Otoya: ....ehehe uh the sky is nice isn’t it?

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*Ren, sat on a wet seat*: My ass is wet, you can feel it

Ranmaru: I’m not touching your ass, Ren

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Syo: I thought you said “I’m attracted to Cup noodles”

*Reiji,crying*: IM NOT THAT SAD

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Ai: So-

Cecil: Are you an intellectual alien?

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Van: I feel like eating sweet and sour pork

Yamato:Sweet and sow book?

Van: What???

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Otoya: Join in Tokiya!

Tokiya: No

Reiji: HOLD MY HAND TOKKI

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Van: That is... if I can build this set

Eiichi: ..Van it’s for 8 year olds and over

Nagi: Therefore you obviously can’t!

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Reiji: So let’s see this parking lot and see if we can find parking.. WHY IS IT IN A SWIRL, WHY AM I DRIVING DOWN A SPIRAL?? WHY IS IT SO DEEP?? IM LITERALLY SPIRALLING DOWN TO HELL OH GOD

Otoya: *screaming*

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Reiji: You know my mum would probably ask how I still had money to buy this

*Ren, puts his hands on Reiji’s shoulder*: Okay Bukki, this is what you say. “I am my own independent woman!”

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Ai: Okay, Syo write 6 page essay in 30 minutes

Syo: ...wat

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Ringo: Feel free to ask questions! I’m always free, except when I’m not, then I’m not

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Otoya: Hey Ren...can you help me out with this problem?

Ren: Always ikki, *pulls out his switch and uses the switch calculator*

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Nagi: *runs up to camus* YA BALD

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Yamato: So I’ve been thinking...

Nagi: That’s not a good sign

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Van: What’s the difference between large onion rings and onion rings?

Nagi: THERE ARE MORE ONION RINGS IN THE LARGE ONION RING MEAL,YOU DUMMY!! WHAT DID YOU THINK??

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Cecil: I don’t think I got paid...

Ren: What did you get then??

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Ren: So yeah Hijirikawa thinks Im a cultist now

Ranmaru: You aren’t?

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Ren: Do you associate shining live with me?

Syo: Yeah, it’s basically your personality

*Ren, hand on chest*: I can’t believe you said that my personality is capitalism

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Reiji: I always wanted a pony and duck as a child

Ranmaru: What?

Reiji: …a dony

Ranmaru: What the FUC-

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Syo: NATSUKI NO WAIT STOP-

Natsuki: Syo chaaan!

Ai: Be careful Syo, if you get injured I’m leaving you here

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Camus: Your bag smells, remove it

Ranmaru: You smell

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Ranmaru: Don’t touch my shit or I’ll snap your fingers Cam- Oh it’s Otoya, no offence otoya

Otoya: ((((；ﾟДﾟ)))))))

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Cecil: So whatcha in for, Camus?

Camus: Murdering you

Cecil: But I’m still aliv- WAIT CAMUS NO-

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Ai: Syo do you have remorse for what you’ve done? *nodding his head*

Syo: ...*trying to understand* No, your honour!

Ai: Damn it Syo, try again

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Ai: And this is where the queen sits

*Ren, whispering to Ranmaru*: I’m going to be sitting there one day

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Ai: And who do you believe to sit here in front of the queen?

Otoya: ...Megan Markle

*Ai, sighing*: No Megan Markle, does not sit in front of the queen

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Reiji: I find funny that Ranran- that ranran..ranran.. end of sentence

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Reiji: I wonder what Myu is gonna be in ten years!

Ranmaru: Probably a murderer

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Syo: The more you know, the more you grow!

Ren: Then what happened to you?

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Masato: What are you two doing...

Natsuki: Sign language! Except I don’t know what he is saying...

Otoya: And I don’t know what he is saying!

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Eiichi: Essays, so when you look at the word essay, you’ll-

Nagi: Be filled with rage

Yamato: Not know what to do!

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Syo: I don’t fear anybody!

Natsuki: Except me when I stand behind you!

Syo: SHUT UP NO-

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Ai: Do you have MT?

Reiji: Nope but I am empty

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Otoya: Are you hot Ren-kun???

Ren: Yes!!

Syo: HE IS LITERALLY BURNING

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Nagi: Van likes every joke that isn’t a good joke

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Van: Have you ever been employed?

Nagi: Yeah I’m employed to be your friend and I can quit at anytime

Van: You’re finally doing charity work, love!

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Otoya: Oh! Rei-chan! You look so cool in this photo!

Reiji: OH! I look like I want to die

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Otoya: Ranmaru senpai! You were touching cancer????

Ranmaru: ...Cats...it was cats. How the fuck did you get cancer.

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Syo: So there’s taekwondo, dance-

Yamato: Taekwondo dancing???

Syo: NO-

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Ringo: You must bring a guardian to this meeting

Haruka: But...I..I don’t think they can come

Otoya:Don’t worry I got this!

*timeskip*

Ringo: Is this your guardian?

Haruka: Uh Yep!

*Otoya and Natsuki in a trench coat*

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Ranmaru: Hey Otoya, is that Hot chocolate using dark chocolate or milk chocolate?

Otoya: I...don’t really know..

Camus: You can’t tell? Amateur

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Masato: What happened to Kurusu?

Cecil: ...I think he died, he stopped breathing like ten minutes ago

Masato: Ah-

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Reiji: Man I really want to be Aine right now

Kei: He looks like he is dead??

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Ai: Top or bottom?

Ren: *spits out his water* W-what??

Ai: Of the train

Ranmaru: Yeah, what the hell were you thinking of, Ren?

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Eiichi: Yamato, what sport did you sign up for?

Yamato: I...I don’t know

Eiichi: What do you mean you don’t know?? Did you just walk up to them and said yes???

Yamato: Well yeah basically

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Natsuki: Rei chan senpai? Weren’t you afraid of this before?

Reiji: That was four days ago! I’m a different person now

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Ranmaru: And that’s why gummy bears are at the bottom of the food chain

Camus: You’re at the bottom of the food chain

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Ryuya: All of your’s here?

Ringo: Well I have 21, I don’t know if it’s the same 21. Might’ve traded some of the students for birds

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Reiji: Hey whats that in your pocket

Ranmaru: A banana

Reiji: Is it really or- Ah wait it really is a banana

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Natsuki: Oooh! A dog!

Nagi: Don’t talk about Syo like that

Syo: IM SO CLOSE TO BEATING YOU UP

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Nagi: Where the heck are you, Yamato??

Yamato: I’m...here!

Nagi: WHERE IS HERE

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Reiji: Cmon! Shake hands and forgive eachother!

Camus: I would rather die then touch him

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Van: Oh look it’s Ren! Ren! Look!

Ren: *slowly winding up the window*

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Ren: Why does it feel like I’ve forgotten something?

Masato: Your dignity

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Nagi: Oi don’t put your leg near me, you stinky man ew

#uta no prince sama #utapri #utanoprincesama #STARISH #QUARTET NIGHT #QN #incorrect quotes

[gayspock]

dont rb, dont reply

y ou know for once i wish i was fucking good enough to at least. do one fuck ing thing. i wish i could do one FUCKING thing right but go d no. i dont fucking. care i just. okay i do care and i jsut dont want to admit how fucking disgutingly fucking pathetic and d esperate i am. but god  i sjut. m .  hhhhhhhhhhhhhUIAUHSDAD. zdvpjpsdgjpsg

like im just. fuc k man. kinda jsut lying down and thinking about hwo fucking worthless i am and h ow. you know when youre just. upset and alone and. slike. uhhhghffhsd. UGUYHFH0SDUHSD. slike why am i so so fucking stupid and. why do i Keep fucking. i dont know im s o fucking. pathetic and i jsut love how much i fucking screw everything up and fucking ruin everyhting and then cry when no one can fucking stand my fucking guts and end up alone and ufcking miserable with nothing to fucking live for. like thats so choic e huh. i love having  0 fucking reason to stay alive othe rthan the hopless fucking pathetic realisation that m an it wouldnt even ma ttr if i died nothing canf ucking fix the fac tyoure an insignificant and worthless Wreck so whats that gonna matter huh.  do you ever just. ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffsdpfjsdf. 

m tired of people too just. i dont know, again, why im so deluded half the fucking time and thin k im friends with peopl when  cl early . nyehadhnd. god. i  just. i kno w its so so fucking selfish and it happe ns but i jsut. Horriblfucking jealousy time i guess. getting upset because im only ever the stupit boy peop le come to when no one else is around and slike. i dont actually ma tter unless its desper ate and m never like a Best friend or even a friend half the time its kind a. fucking bovious and yknow when yoyre just watching everyone and youre s o so fucking distant and alone and. theres never anyone clo se and thats highkey your fault but whatver you try its just worse and you jsut feel more stupid and fucking pathetic for ever thinking youre gonna. fucking be of enough worth to fucking get anywher e furhtr than the stupid fucking useless hole yorue stuc k in .  and it doesntg mattr man. because i dont matter at all and it doesnt mattr that its upsetting and . id ont know. i whine about all of this too much and my fucking face is starting to feel dead and im cryin g agian and i  was really fucking upset earlier i know i was bbut whats it matter man whats any of it fucking matter and the . oh i should KILL myself thing wont fuckin ever go away huh . hum. huhhhh . jesus its so stupi d i. you know when you jsut wanna break something so at least you break out of a loop even if you fall into a diffwrent and worse one. like just fucking. go d.

#egg.txt #im cryin ill be Shut up now

[uniformbravo]

aaaa @fixion tagged me in a thing for “10 songs you’re listening to a lot at the moment” (im just trusting u that that’s what it’s called) so im gonna do that!! bc i love talking abt myself + i have literally been waiting for an excuse to share my music Lmfao Thank

(ps @ frank read the tags hkdgjlksd)

(this might technically be is absolutely more than 10 songs but like shh?? just shh)

both osomatsu-san ops theyre so fucking good?? here they are OP1 and OP2 pls listen to them im mlove th -

literally the entire rest of the osomatsu-san soundtrack ok i kfkigk gn i kNOw thats like 80 songs bUT I JUST,,,,,,,,,, here’s a couple samples lkdfjkdg Track 38 and Track 7 are some faves but i promise the whole thing is good i die, heres a playlist ok if u need smth to put on in the bg i highly recommend it....,.,..,,, -

so many songs/covers by Eve?? i’ve been listening to a lot of eve lately ok i’ll give my top three: デーモンダンストーキョー あの娘シークレット シャルル  it’s so hard to stick w/ just three tho seriously go listen to the rest ahhhhh (i love the art style in the music vids too?? like a lot??? so pay attention to that tbh) -

ピースサイン / Peace Sign - Kenshi Yonezu (bnha’s 2nd op) i got obsessed with this song & now i have like a million covers saved jesus christ save me (coincidentally, eve also did a cover of this one) -

砂の惑星 / Sand Planet - HACHI/ DUNE feat. Hatsune Miku i have a million covers of this one too lolllllll ((including eve’s)) check out this piano cover tho (it’s safe to assume that any time i find a song i like i’ve immediately gone searching for piano covers it’s in my blood) -

speaking of piano, anything by marasy8 is so good oh my god they’re literally incredible here’s one of my favorites by them i love putting their longer vids and streams on in the bg while i work on stuff (it’s always fun to randomly recognize some of the songs lol) -

this song was stuck in my head for like a week straight god her voice is soooo good (epilepsy warning for the vid tho) ((she also did an amazing cover of Imagination from haikyuu which still gives me goosebumps, that’s how i initially found her)) -

Sincerely, Me from Dear Evan Hansen LITERALLY how could i forget this until now i just had it on repeat for like 3 days straight???? it’s the catchiest fucking song i’ve ever heard in my life (nsfw warning) -

LambSoars: these guys are so cute omg they do a lot of covers so i have like all of their haikyuu stuff saved, my favorites are Mashi・Mashi and Heaven and Earth (honorable mention Peace Sign bc i already talked about that song earlier but i loooove this cover) -

You Say Run from the bnha s1 soundtrack uuuuugghhh what a phenomenal track like the whole ost is fun but this song is The Jam™

am i allowed to put a bonus section for piano stuff even though i already put piano stuff in the main “””10”””

this is the bonus “Im Trash And I Desperately Want To Share My Music With People” section

Q feat. Otomachi Una - i found this one a while ago which is why i didn’t put it in the 10 but im still rly into it ok -

literally every op/ed for little witch academia ok they’re all good they’re all perfect here’s a vid with all four of them go go go (i cannot believe it’s still up tbh) -

ok so this is an hour long mix of caravan palace songs so it’s more of a “put it on in the bg” kind of thing but i swear to fucking god. i fucking swear. i was just gonna put lone digger bc that’s my fucking jam always and forever but this mix starts with that song anyway so just have the whole goddamn thigng igmg fucking ((this post is beyond out of control but i physically cannot mention lone digger and not also bring up Lone Digger 100 (epilepsy warning), my very favorite mp100 amv that i have lovingly watched like 50000 times and i die literally every time ok gggby e)) -

the skill in this piano cover of osomatsu op2 is overwhelming i’ve never felt so intimidated in my life, just like. the thing where they play 2 overlapping melodies at once what the fuC k (also their cover of the other op Ugh) -

this would be another thing to put on in the bg bc it’s 30 min long but it’s a compilation of (mostly) piano covers of assorted tracks from the osomatsu ost, it is v nice and the pianist is super skilled (i especially love the last one because it’s Six Same Faces (ed1) which is one of those songs that i could never even begin to comprehend translating to piano but they fuckin did it and it sounds amazing) -

we’re back to peace sign again, this is my fave piano cover lol (love love love this pianist as always pls check out his other stuff) -

this piano cover of the one punch man op i cannot fucking believe (also the actual opm op jffucukgign just taKe it) -

ok ok ok fuCK FUKC i wasn’t gonna do it i ALMOST made it all the way through without doing this buT IM CAVING OK 99 BY MOB CHOIR THE MOB PSYCHO 100 OP GJSKDGFKGD i havent even been listening to it that much lately so there’s literally no excuse for me putting it here but it still goes hard as hell it’s still such a fucking timeless masterpiece im still complete garbage dumpster trash for this song and this show im crying jjusst take it, take it from my filthy fucking hands im gdj kjkgjdghkdjgskjdjflsd kjlak ljskdjg gk

ANYWAY I THINK IM GONNA STOP THERE LOL SORRY I HAVE LEGITIMATELY NO SELF-CONTROL IT’S EMBARRASSING.................. i listen to a lot of shit oK

also i get most/all of my music through youtube so i hope its ok that instead of song titles/artists it was this giant mess of rambling descriptions & video links ahhh

but yeah holy shit uhh tagging people. yes. dont worry abt it if u dont want to but @dolichomorph, @noonediesalone, @cry-beeby, @creepyjirachi, @cloversion, @docnoctem, @tender1999, @melleh17, @lancmclain, @thecavalrysqueer

also i havent been online lately so i have no idea who’s already done this so if u have then Whoops

if i didnt tag u specifically but u still wanna do this then just go for it i promise it’s fun, say i tagged u bc i did, this is me tagging u, an indirect ki s sfjkc

good nite

#can u tell....... im fucking ososmatsu trash rn............... #god i broke every single rule with this why did i link literally 30 videos BYE #retag later #blog specific #music rec #tag ref #@ frank (i hope u see this) this made me rly happy ty for tagging me?? #i know im not a kpop but im glad we still follow each other despite our different interests #you're a lovely familiar presence on my dash & im always happy to see how ur doing #also im totally gonna listen to all the shit on ur list later when i have more time #(since i already wasted all afternoon/evening putting this giant shitfest together oh boy i am truly sorry that im like this) #anyway ya!! i still love u dw :*

[zwijjj]

ok fug im gonna post my past tweets here as an archive dont mynd me

Aug 19 shes ruining D&D for me! She  negates what the dm says, like "no lets say my character does X instead" and is always yelling over the DM too we were finishing up at 12am and everyone was ready to go, but she got sulky about having to leave. im like. sorry bitch, we have jobs n uni now shes suggesting that we play twice a week when a few of us have explained we cant. ive literally dropped a shift at work so i can play. THEN SHE HAS THE NERVE. THE BLOODY NERVE TO SAY!! "you two didn't uh, seem that invested either of the times you came tho " ONE, i was so into it the first time we played i spent 5 hours on it, when i barely have the attention span for a 20 min anime episode TWO i missed our second session because two of my friends killed themselves, so im obviously not gonna be up for it  THREE in the third session i wasnt even playing for half of it bc i missed last weeks session, n then when i was i was tryna play catch up!

Aug 19 Bong wadder in me mouf: (

Aug 16 I got 60% on my test and I'm caught up because wow! I did a good job! But also I'm like. This is the standard now. Do better

Aug 14 When someone you love gives you shit for being depressed and not being able to get out of bed it's such a smack in the face.  every other day I get up and go, this happens so rarely..  you don't think I'm not having an extra bad time?

Aug 11 A friend of mine killed themself and it's. A lot. At a loss for words honestly Aug 12 Ill get back to being ok then keep seeing tribute RIP posts and every time it upsets me again. they deserved so much better i. Dnt hav words I'm ok but I've been holding it together today n tomorro the second I get home to my bed I'm gonna have th fattest cry. Kit was so wonderful Fuck.... fuck.... loz killed themself too. A. A. Fuck Soz this a long thread. It's an odd feeling, seeing someone in a video, singing and having fun as if they aren't dead Aug 13 Everyone getting drunk and singing in their honour while they're on a cold slab in a morgue it's not fair it's not it's not Aug 15 Honestly all of this is surreal I can't just be sad and get it over with. It's still here in my chest, rising in my throat every few hrs Aug 19 "I've matched w 4 ppl on tinder tonight and they all know kit and ask if I'm going to their funeral" Aug 20 Apparently lozs spirit isn't passing on so some o their friends r doing a ritual for it. While DRUNK. Drunk, sad ppl round knives n fire? Mm God this shit has brought me to so many new people n. Idj I don't have words in me right now

Aug 1

Tryna beat my sad/loneliness by constantly making & creating,,, but then getting behind on university as a consequence

Jul 13 I wanna do so many things but I have to work and uni full time,, I just want to live in the sun and do art

Jun 24 Holy fuc things are bad.   > Flat hs fallen to shit  > Have to move again  > Gotta break contract to move  > breaking contract costs hundreds > every week were still here is $200 > partner lost their job  > leaving the country to go overseas in 2 fuckin days  > parents want me home

Jun 20 I opened my flatmates door asking him when he was free to do things, and he's just sitting on his bed in a bucket hat and a neon green thong

#shut it

[bpdkipland]

literally do them all lmao For the strawberry: a lizard person, a little gray alien, an orb, and the Burger King himself For mr horse: ur opinion on the Charmin toilet paper bears

thank you so much anon fuc ily 

🐰 what is one secret that you’ve never told anyone? 

yikes startin out w a hard one then um when i was a kid i had such a stressful emotional time that it caused me to wet the bed until i was like 12 or 13? it was fuct up 

💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be? 

probs my crush or my friend jacob bc he gives gr8 hugs ♥♥

🐹 what are some of your favourite Pokémon and why? 

Lugia bc when i was little i had a card that was all holographic and it had lugia on it. i never really got super into pokemon lol 

🌠 if you were in charge of the world, what would the world look like? 

oh god it would be a mess 

👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had? 

honestly the only one coming to mind is the one i had as a kid where this creature opened up its head and ate my sister and im still scared of going outside in the dark to this day bc of it 

☀️ what do you like the most about your best friend? 

i have multiple best friends but theyre mostly all there for me whenever i need them? like one time jacob drove from the other side of town to give me earbuds bc i had lost mine 

😘 talk about your crush or partner 

GOD my crush is a literal angel???? like????? hoy fuk i love her so much she’s so sweet and kind and caring and she just radiates light and love and i got to kiss her on new years ♥♥♥♥

💁 if someone was rude to you, would you be rude back? 

depends on HOW rude they were. like,... i was nice to my ex for so long lol 

🌟 what do you like about yourself? (must choose at least 3 things!) 

i like my nose, freckles, and the fact that im Nice

🐾 what are you scared of most? how will you overcome it? 

well its being abandoned by everyone i love and guess what thats starting to happen and im coping lmao

🎁 what never fails to make you happy? 

this video

💙 what annoys you about some people? 

if they chew with their fockin mouth open i die 

😤 do you get angry easily? 

nope i actually am pretty slow to anger lol 

🐇 what do you always daydream about? 

do intrusive thoughts of people coming on to me count 

🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change? 

well no offense but republicans would be illegal. sent off to an island not allowed to communicate with the rest of the world lol, strawberries would be in season year round, and weed would be legal bc i cant think of anything else 

🍓 send me 4 names: kiss, befriend, kill or marry? 

kiss: orb ♥♥befriend: lizard person kill: k i l l t h e b o r g (burger king) marry: gray alien 

✈️ what is your dream city and why? 

ive not been to any good cities so i dont know 

☕️ talk about your ideal day 

hanging out with all my friends, they dont all hate each other, we all watch movies in a big cuddle puddle and im in the middle of it ♥♥

🌸 are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert? 

definitely an ambivert. 

💧 when was the last time you cried? 

fuck????? i dont remember???? my eyes welled up yesterday does that count 

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment 

in no particular order: 1. Come On Eileen 2. Insomnia (by Dirty Heads) 3. Birdhouse in Your Soul4. Ana Ng5. Moving On (by James)

⚡️ if you had any superpower, what would it be and why? 

pyrokinesis so i can light all abusers on fire lol 

💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say? 

Listen, kid, there’s a reason you hate yourself and there’s a reason you wanna die all the time but lemme tell you, it ain’t worth it. those hospital stays aren’t worth it. you might not believe it but you’re over 250 days clean! didn’t think you’d make it this far, huh? you also made it to 18 years of age. you’re gonna be okay, kid. 

💚 who are you jealous of and why? 

myself when i’m in a nice mood bc like??? shut yo nice ass up 

💎 which one would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? why? 

bravery honestly. i have reasons but i dont have words for the reasons rn 

🙊 what are you ashamed of? 

um that secret i told the fuck

🌺 which languages do you know? which do you want to learn? 

i know English and tiny bits of French and i’d love to become fluent in French and Italian? 

🍀 if you could be any fictional character’s best friend/lover, which fictional character would you be? 

i wanna be best friends with mike wazowski 

☁️ talk about your dream universe. 

???????

💜 which acts of kindness are you going to do today? 

it’s a bit late but did do some dishes for my mom cleaned off my desk so i could start painting again :> 

🐬 if you could transform into any animal/magical creature, what would you be and why? 

new c/r/yptid: Lance Cube.

🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislike 

y’know when ur eyes just start crying when the rest of u is fine?? like wow i didnt know i was supposed to be emotional but ig???? 

😣 talk about some things that have been making you depressed/angry/anxious lately 

i’m anxious because my doctors office isnt giving my medical records to the michigan works people im working with so they cant open a case for me, making it so they cant help me find a job bc of my mental illnesses 

   🍪 what did you want to be as a kid, and what do you want to be now?

 i wanted to be a veterinarian but now i wanna be a zookeeper 

🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods? 

i loooove peach rings and sour patch kids and !!!! strawberry shortcake 

🍑 what are you obsessed with? 

animal crossing tbh i love it so much 

💘 what happens to you when you’re stressed? 

i get auditory hallucinations and i just start crying no matter what stressed mood im in. angry stressed? crying. happy stressed? crying. anxious stressed? crying 

😪 what are you sick of? 

having kidney disease??? ?

🙀 are you an adrenaline seeker? 

i mean? sometimes? but yall gotta talk me into going on roller coasters 

💥 what are some unpopular opinions that you have? 

red beet eggs are my LIFE if i could eat them daily i would die, peppers are fucking gross, and tea is fucking gross unless its Tea 

☔️ would you consider yourself a good person? 

i like to think i am a good person? 

😊 what do you like to do as hobbies? 

draw & sing!!!! 

🎤 what’s the last song you hummed or sang by yourself? 

You Ain’t No Saint by Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties 

🐝 what’s your worst trait? how are you planning to improve it?

I’m annoying. I plan on improving it by shutting my ass up 

 🎨 what do you always doodle when you’re bored?

i draw people and eyes mainly. and the occasional hand 

🐻 what’s stopping you from chasing your dreams? 

i’m too shy and bisexual for this 

🌷 what’s your mbti personality and why do you think it suits you? 

fuck i dont remember i just know i have the same one as Fox Mulder and thats why it fits me lmao

🐶 send me 3 fictional people and I’ll choose my favourite! 

...u didnt give me 3 ppl.... 

👑 who are your favourite celebrities and why? 

mothman because he’s my boyfriend 

🐴 opinion on __? (Charmin Toilet Paper Bears) 

they wipe my ass for me 

🍋 do you consider yourself an emotional person? 

i used to be. now im not so sure. 

📚 share 3 books that you love and your favourite quote from them. 

yall i’ve only read 3 books 

😔 what do you always do when you feel sad? does it help?

i usually mope around and sleep a lot. it doesnt help usually. 

😌 what thoughts keep you going when you’re sad? 

Death Anxiety 

🌍 which country do you live in? 

USA! 

🐧 describe yourself in 3 words 

needy, petty, and damaged 

🐵 which quotes changed you? 

“What’s your Fursona” - @thebpdevil“Your job is to break death’s heart” 

💭 do you keep a diary? 

I keep a bullet journal!! i think thats kinda similar 

💫 who inspires you? 

honestly my dad??? but also idk :/ 

👻 do you believe in ghosts and why? 

hell YES because i am one

🎀 what’s your fashion sense like? 

department store clearance section & band merch 

🎬 what are some of your favourite films? 

Heathers, Taken, Girl Interrupted, and if u watch the OA in one shot it counts as a movie i’m counting it 

🍦 what is one treasured childhood memory? 

Throwing mashed potatoes at my sister. 

🐱 what’s your dream pet like? 

Cat snake (ferret) who loves to cuddle and doesnt bite :-) 

🐼 if you could meet anyone, who would it be? 

probably???? um???? Patrick Stump or Pete Wentz honestly. 

HOO THIS WAS FUN AND IT TOOK OVER AN HOUR TO DO THANK YOU 

#asks #anon #Anonymous

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ok fuc i gotta start posting animorphs liveblogs again to catch up, here’s one, resurrected from ancient times etc etc etc i wrote this in 2016 bone apple tea

alright boys here we go

The Starfish Book

(the funniest thing abt this cover is that even tho her hair stretches w/ the morph her face stays exactly the same so she’s just. patrick star)

"You," I said, looking at the starfish. "You could get it back," I said as I took off my outer clothing and stood there in my leotard. -- i kind of love the implication that they just kind of wear their morphing suits under their clothes at all times bc 1. ofc they do, it makes sense but also 2. this is like some real superhero shit i bet marco gets a kick out of it -

god. i just remembered how weird this fuckin book is. the starfish book is rly fuckin weird. remember back in the dinosaur book when jake the t-rex got cut in half and i was like “what happens to the other half when he demorphs”? i guess the idea in this book is that since starfish can regenerate limbs, both halves of rachel were alive and demorphed into separate rachels and??? this book is goddamn weird -

Jake was there. He's my cousin. He's cute. Kind of big. I mean, if we weren't cousins . . . -- ummm ??????? care to run that by me again?????? what in the fukc -

"There're two of them!" Jake said. <They appear to be identical,> Ax said. "Cool!" Marco said, climbing to his feet. "Now Tobias can have one and I can have the oth -AAAAHHHH!" I ... I mean she . . . somersaulted. She leaped, landed on her hands, flew through the air, and landed, feetfirst, against Marco's chest. Marco landed very hard on his back. Rachel was astride him, squatting on his chest. Her knees pinned his arms. She reached behind his head and grabbed a handful of his dark hair. The other hand was balled into a fist, quivering, about a foot away from Marco's face. "What did you say?" Rachel whispered. "Not one single thing," Marco said. "Me? I said nothing." -- ffukci mg get Rekt ggod pls keep this rachel she’s what this team Needs -

"Don't threaten," Jake said with unmistakable authority. Mean Rachel forgot me in a flash. She rounded on Jake. "Don't get in my way, Jake." "Don't push it, Rachel." "Are you threatening me?" she nearly screamed. "Come on! You think you can tell me what to do? Let's go, right now. You and me. Just keep our pet Andalite here out of the fight. You and me, we'll see who's giving orders around here after I give you the butt-kicking you're begging for." -- me chanting in the background: kill jake, kill jake, kill jake, kill ja -

The possible fight was interrupted at this point by the arrival of Erek King. He's a Chee. Meaning that he's, like, this Android? Only he uses holograms to look like this normal boy. I don't think he's cute because, you know, it's bad enough being attracted to a guy who's a bird of prey, right? Getting into androids is maybe going a little far. -- wrong ur just not going far enough. in fact ur going too far in all the wrong places are we just gonna ignore that jake comment a few pages ago bc ummmmmmm -

"Interesting?" Marco shrilled. "It's bizarre! It's weird. It's wacko, creepy, horrific, incredible, absurd, and totally, totally, I mean totally insane. But also, kind of cool." "Wait a minute!" I cried. "The shrimp-boy is right! -- Shrimp Boy -

"I am in charge now!" she cried. "I'm running the Animorphs! I am the boss! You'll all obey me. ME!" "Whatever you say," Jake said placatingly. He moved gradually closer to her. "You want to be in charge, fine. I'm tired of the responsibility anyway." "Yeah? Then here's my first order: I want Marco killed! -- im ffukcing dying im gonna scream irl my lungs are failing why is this rachel so Me -

I nodded, confused. I looked around. She was gone.  No, not gone. "Are you okay?" Cassie asked. Okay? I wanted to cry. I was me again. For whatever that was worth. The coward was in me. The killer, too. Human and animal. "Rachel, do you want to sit down? Maybe talk?" Cassie asked. "I ... I don't know. . ." I said. "I'm here for you," Cassie said. I looked up. Tobias. Half-human, half-predator. Our eyes met. "Thanks, Cassie," I whispered. "But . . . Tobias?" <Yeah. Let's go, Rachel,> he said. <The two of you and the two of me. Let's go.> -- neat. what a fun ending. these books have such fun endings these days,, bc like! for the most part this book is very strange to read because its these two polarized halves of rachel running around doing things to an extreme the regular rachel would never reach, so u feel like u cant rly take it seriously but then theres this moment here right at the end, after she’s put back together, where it’s like. she acknowledges the fact that those two personalities didn’t come out of thin air, they’re both somewhere deep inside of her to some degree and she doesn’t know how to feel about it, like. it’s definitely a weird way to show it, but this book very dramatically highlights rachel’s internal conflict in terms of self-perception, how she sees herself as these two opposite selves clashing with each other on every level, and how this whole experience brought everything right into the spotlight; this little moment at the end just kind of brings it home like “yeah this was a fun bizarre adventure but also look at how it’s actually affecting rachel hahaha” like please.... why do u always do this (also the fact that everyone reacted so badly like.... ofc it was for good reason but seeing these negative reactions from everyone and then realizing that those personalities actually exist deep down, that’s gotta be fun, that’s gotta feel great)

#i say i wrote it in 2016 but i added the comment abt the front cover just now bc i was looking at it and god #the animorphs covers are an absolute Treasure #retag later #animorphs blogging #god it feels so weird posting one of these again aaaaaaaa #this is only book 32 and im on like.... 40 now...... technically 40.5 #we got some fuckin..;.;.;;.. catching up to do lads