#god he's dumb

[collaredkittyboy]

#meme #if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex #not sorry #oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this #he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous #no #hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him #thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring

[feelingtheaster99]

It is completely in character for Percy to say he has some dumb questions, then ask incredibly valid questions that no one has brought up till now

#this poor boy #he shall get used to no one telling him Jack shit #especially the gods #seriously the entire series is full of people hiding things from him or not telling him the full truth #or simply not saying anything to him at all #or even worse gaslighting the heck out of him #Percy is not dumb #though it is very of-Annabeth to say she’s gonna make fun of him for dumb questions #Percy Jackson #Annabeth chase #grover underwood #pjo #pjotv #pjo spoilers #pjo tv adaptation #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv #pjo tv series #pjo tv show #pjo series #i plunge to my death #I plunge to my death spoilers #live reaction

[thegreendiamondart]

Narinder’s April Fools prank on the bishops

Im slightly iffy on my design for Nari when he’s a god. I might tweak it so there can be a tiny bit more gold included.

Versions without text and blur!

#how many times do you think he wishes he punted lamb while he used to be a god? #id say that it is a reoccuring thought with everytime the lamb does something dumb #and yes i gave him fancy ass red eyeliner #cuz yes he slays like that #literally and figuratively after fighting the bishops lmaooo #tgdart #art #digital art #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl fanart #cotl narinder #cotl narilamb #drawing

[itsafreetrialofdeath]

master tacticians at work

#my art #bg3 #bg3 gale #bg3 astarion #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 mol #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 raphael #supposed to be a quick little haha funny chess dog redraw #got sidetracked rendering raph and just kept going whoops #(he’s my favorite character) (I want to attack him <3) #and yes he is eating the pieces whenever mol turns around #anyways my tadpolyculeTM is dumb of ass (minus gale) cause I always change their stats #so thank GOD he was there to just give me the answer

[homkamiro]

Sooo....are we gonna acknowledge Sniper's voicelines or

#every thing he says sounds like some dumb dirty talk. good god. sir. you're talking to a corpse. chill #anyway i'm an animatot btw #if you didn't know #team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 fanart #team fortress 2 animation #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 animation #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #sniperscout #speeding bullet

[turtleblogatlast]

I will never be over Leo’s 4D chess play in “Many Unhappy Returns”. Like, just in general it is a spectacle to see this character who we’ve seen goofing around time and time again, who’s only sometimes decided to take things seriously, only to show him making a maneuver like that.

And here’s what gets me the most about his plan against Big Mama: he comes up with it on the spot. The second he sees that Big Mama has the solution they need, he’s already in game mode.

It is so satisfying watching the episode back when you realize his plan, because he literally sets the stage entirely for a decisive victory. He sees that the champion is a kraken, and comes up with both the solution to defeating it and a reasonable excuse to get that solution into the battle with them on the fly:

“Like your champ aaand those six guys. In fact, we don’t want this over too quickly. You should armor up those rookies. The whole shebang. Especially with these pointy helmets.”

And this is why giving him teleportation powers is perfect, too. He analyzes the battlefield and makes use of all the assets, moving pieces around to guarantee a win. It is honestly so impressive to witness and one of my favorite parts of his character.

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #many unhappy returns #Leo is SO GOOD AT THIS PLEASE #he can be a dumb dumb but when he uses his brain he is AMAZING #I love him so much #dude has the equivalent of Fire Emblem Awakening Robin’s “see the whole battlefield” ability frfr #all of this while not letting on his real plan at ALL #please he’s so good oh my god #and this imo is why he grows into the worlds best ninja #because subterfuge is one of the main abilities one should have as one #and Leo is SO GOOD AT SUBTERFUGE #*eyes Lair Games intently* #side note too but he does a bit of it in the movie as well #‘I missed on purpose’ #it’s small but he had to make sure the Kraang didn’t suspect a thing and he SUCCEEDED #GOD I love??? this boy????? #he’s genuinely so insanely well written and has so much depth I could rant for days man #subterfuge as well so sooooo much fun to witness in action ESPECIALLY WHEN WE THE AUDIENCE IS ALSO MISLED AAA #SOMEONE MENTIONED IT IN THE TAGS TOO BUT YEAH ALSO HE HAD COMPLETE FAITH IN THE REST OF HIS FAMILY TOO #he knows them to a T and was able to accurately predict where they would be by the time he made it back to them #like that’s insane he’s so big brained and deliberately goofy about it I love him #his number one flaw is not letting his team in on his plans and that’s so interesting to me #we see it so clearly in the movie #he CAN accomplish things on his own honestly!! #he’s actually really good at it! #BUT it’s not about him - and not letting his family in on his plans can and does cause collateral damage to them #‘I’m nothing without them’ and ‘it’s not about me’ go hand in hand and can either work off each other for the better or for the Worse #could also go in on how his issues with letting his team in are constantly brought up over the series and how it ISNT just a one way street

[puppyeared]

axolotl

#covers my face. this is dumb theyre dumb idk what was going thru my mind making this.h #i like this brush tho i think ill keep using it #i had this thought awhile ago that axolotls kind of remind me of macs ears. and i had a nice thought that if wukong ever saw one #he'd say the same thing. and thats why im sitting here with my head in my hands #macaque doesnt know if hes embarassed amused or straight up smitten. its all 3 #i have such a hard time drawing necks and shoulders.. mac is supposed to kind of hunch up his shoulders #the way some ppl do when they bow their neck down kind oflike. defensive-tucking in position when theyre making themselves small #i cant really get it to look right so it kinda looks like his head is sunken too close to his shoulders. so i guess ill keep practising #maybe if i brought his head closer to the collarbone it will look better. but i struggle with foreshortening so theres a chance itll #just look like his neck starts at the collar. ughhh #god have mercy if i ever draw hugs. i hate positioning the shoulder i hate hate hate it. 10 dead 17 injured #i have new design note ideas for em but ill post another time #myart #doodles #lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid #shadowpeach #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk liu er mihou

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[percabetn]

i want to know what was going through ares' mind when he decided to fight a child of poseidon at a beach.

#pjo #pjo series #percy series #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #fighting the son of the sea god next to the sea. men are dumb #and he genuinely thought he could win kjskjsa #100

[eddiesghxst]

Your most recent blurb got me thinking

When i get fucked out i start repeating everything the other person says, imagine eddie realizing this and getting you to say anything he wanted "whos a slut?/youre a slut" "im a slut" kinda thing 🤤🤤

oh fuck he’d 100% take advantage of that

he makes you say the nastiest things, hums when he presses his dick all the way into you and watches as you quiver beneath him, “look at you, baby. all open and wet for me. you’re my pretty slut, aren’t you?”

you shakily breathe around a moan, bleary eyes blinking up at him as you whimper, “your pretty slut… yours, yours, yours…”

“that’s right, honey. gonna give you my cum and you’re gonna take it all like a good girl, okay? y’gonna be my good girl?”

“good girl, yes. yes please, wannabeyourgirl,”

eddie snickers when your words slur and he leans forward, smearing his wet lips onto yours as he coos, “you are baby. you are my girl. always gonna be my girl. don’t fuckin’ forget it.”

#and when u go nonverbal and ur just brainless and dumb on his cock god eddie almost loses it #he’s so hrrrrgggh #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut #ask

[xx-amphibian-puke-xx]

HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM

#hades 2 #dumb #hypnos hades #hes so babygirl #so qt #beautiful boy I would wed and snuggle and call mine beautiful baby I love this beautiful long haired man on god #why he kinda #daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry #i would not call him daddy it's for the bit

[tangledinink]

I'm Sorry, Teenage Mutant What Now? Donatello Ref Sheet!

Yayyy, now he has a proper, actual reference sheet! Also reflects a few tweaks I've made to his design since the first original pass at it. Rest of the gang forthcoming.

(also, just for fun, donnie w/o his twists--)

#donnie won the poll so they got to go first #and lowkey thank god #coz he had the dumbest most complicated design #so im glad i got him out of the way #what the fuck was i thinking #good thing i decided to do a fic instead of a comic #coz if i was trying to draw this bastard over and over #id simply pass away #i was gonna try to wait and post them all at the same time #but then i decided that actually thats dumb and I'm impatient and i don't wanna #so #sorrywhatnowau #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #rise donnie #rise donatello #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt donnie #tmnt human au #rottmnt human designs #rottmnt human au #rottmnt au #fidgetwing #hamato donatello #donatello hamato

[manwrre]

steve: you’re the most jealous man i know.

billy: you know other men?

#stranger things #harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington #steve stranger things #billy stranger things #boys in love #billy hargrove x steve harrington #steve harrington x billy hargrove #billy x steve #steve x billy #dumb boyfriends #billy’s an aries ofc he’s jealous #incorrect harringrove #incorrect stranger things quotes #my god

[prismatoxic]

it doesn't even matter if the science lab is heated bc he indicates that he roams the base a lot, and you meet him outside after the second wolf fight anyway

like. genuinely i think armstech told him where he was going and his dumb ass had never been anywhere even remotely below freezing before and figured this would be fine. i mean it's a thick jacket! what else do you need!!!!

@captainfkingmagic says snake only let him into his cabin bc by the time otacon found him, he was steps away from freezing. and i agree

#metal gear solid #otacon #hal emmerich #mgs #and you just KNOW this scrawny loser runs cold #god he's so fucking stupid. i desire him carnally #tox.txt #i mean i guess. i don't have a 'tox makes dumb memes' tag

[puppeteerpoet]

The god of chaos btw

#he looked so dumb in gow4 #love my son #he’s so crazyyyy love him tho #look at this pure face #he definitely didn’t commit war crimes #atreus gow #atreus #loki #loki gow #god of war ragnarok #god of war #kratos #angrboda #atreboda

[mispatchedgreens]

oh, to be an absolute ten while a repressed belligerent asshole administers to you the kiss of life

#the radiant emperor #she who became the sun #he who drowned the world #xu da #general ouyang #my art #you THOUGHT. you thought. that xuyang would be safe from me well it's NOT #it's not and gang it's probably gonna get worse than this #anyway this is the second render i did for this and i flip flopped a LOT over whether I'd post both #but at the end of the day this one? just looks better #also I'm gonna start putting ids on things bc not doing so is irresponsible and dumb and there's literally NO reason not to do it #click for better quality bc god did tumblr make this look like I drew it across three pixels :))))