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megatraven · 2 years
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honestly early-to-mid miraculous fandom was peak. i miss those days so damn much
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lwveless · 10 months
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my estranged father posting the communist manifesto on his facebook is so funny when you consider he hasn't paid child support once in fourteen years
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lightningfilledsaber · 11 months
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it's fat tboy season fuckers I just dropped 50 bucks i dont have on shorts because all the ones I own aren't sexy enough
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bones4thecats · 4 months
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Hi!
I was wondering if you can do Poseidon, Thor, Hades and Loki when their S/O plays with their hair?
thanks!
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Type of Writing: Request Characters: Poseidon, Thor, Hades, and Loki Name: Playing with Their Hair Requester: @aurora-rose-miller
A/N: I honestly relate to this so much. I love messing with people's hair, though, I do hate it when people mess with my hair, since many people just basically graze it like they're touching a flower's petals😮‍💨
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🔱 This guy definitely takes extreme amount of care when it comes to his physical form
🔱 I mean, have you seen this guy's muscles?
🔱 Poseidon also doesn't enjoy being touched, it's just something that has always bothered him
🔱 But, when you came up and into his life, Poseidon had adjusted to the best of his ability to handle how much you liked affection being thrown around physically
🔱 He doesn't take that many breaks, but for some reason, his head was pounding after handling a meeting with his brothers
🔱 Poseidon stood up from his desk and began to walk around the castle, making a bee-line to where he knew you were, the old garden he had gifted you as a wedding present, since he knew you liked observing the animals that inhabited his seas
🔱 Walking inside, he caught sight of you throwing a fish into the air for a dolphin to catch, laughing and petting it's head as it swam off
🔱 Smiling on the inside, he walked up to you and sat down, allowing you to speak up
" My Dear, may I massage your head? You seem quite tense. "
🔱 He nodded and allowed you to lay behind him as his back laid against his chest, this was one of his favorite things to do whenever he wasn't relaxing
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🌩️ He's normally training quite often, but he does find time to wash his hair down so it doesn't get overwhelmed with grease, it gives him a headache
🌩️ Thor also doesn't do much to relax. But, when you bribe him right, he can sit down in the back of your shared residence and let the winds of Asgard flow through your hair
🌩️ This time, he had been training to a severe amount, and due to that, he was very tense and had a straining headache because Loki wouldn't stop popping up to ask the most mind-numbingly stupid questions known to the God
🌩️ Sitting down while facing the ground, you walked up behind your husband and began to massage his head, allowing him to adjust, before moving to mess with a strand of his hair
🌩️ Your husband looked at you as you twirled a long trail of hair in your fingers, and when your eyes caught his, he smiled gently and laid his head on your shoulder
" My Bolt, thank you for this. "
🌩️ You smiled and patted his head before laying a kiss on his forehead, his hair still being twirled in your hand
🌩️ Your eyes then lit up as he cocked and eyebrow while sighing
" You wish to braid it, am I right? " " Maybe... " " Go ahead, there is nowhere that is in dire need of my attention other than here, with you. "
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💀 Okay, we have all seen that part in the series where Hades twirls his own hair, right? Based on that fact, Hades does enjoy it when he gets breaks to hang out with his S/O
💀 Hades normally always has work to do, either from his brother, or some that involved reasonings with his duties as the leader of Helheim, and that was including that day
💀 Zeus had really laid something down wrongly, and that angered the Hindu Pantheon's leader, Shiva, and due to being the older brother and most responsible, and only one who won't kill someone for no respect, he was trying to fix it
💀 Hades had looked over the same piece of paper sent by Shiva's first wife, Parvati, and sighed, the guy really had some anger issues, huh?
💀 Then, he heard your footsteps approach his office, and he looked up when the doors opened and your bright figure approached him
" My lovely King, you look so down in the dumps. What is the matter? "
💀 He sighed as you began to mess with his hair and occasionally rubbing his head, making him lay his head back to look at you
" It is nothing you need to worry about, Sweet-Skull. "
💀 You smiled lovingly and kissed your husband, causing him to twirl you around and sit on his lap
" How about you just rest here for a little while? You have nothing important to do right now, I presume? "
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🐍 On everything this guy may seem like he doesn't, but he does wash his hair quite often, how do you think he's able to transform so much without gaining the worst migraine in history?
🐍 Loki looked at you and smiled from the tree, he flapped the wings of his bee-form and began flying down towards you, and when he landed on your hand, you squealed as he cackled in the air
🐍 Transforming back, Loki floated down to bump his nose to you and begin teasing you about how cute you were when you were scared
🐍 You chuckled at his childish antics and began to pat his head, prompting him to smile lightly and lay himself down on the ground
🐍 Instead of transforming like normal, Loki crawled towards you and laid his head in your lap, grabbing your hand and laying it down on his scalp before saying
" I got you to laugh, I deserve some sort of present for it. "
🐍 While shaking your head and rolling your eyes, you began to undo the little charm and braid he had on the side of his head and comb his hair with your hands
🐍 Loki smiled while he curled himself into your lap and pushing his head further into your grip
🐍 He may be quite the spoiled God when it comes to your affection, and he may be a pain in the ass to many, but he was your spoiled pain in the ass
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cursedhaglette · 2 months
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Shoutout Sunday
it is so freaking kind of @littlejuicebox and @tallymonster to tag my work in their shoutout posts, so i wanted to add my own recs of fics i am currently wishing I could leave 1000 kudos on.
also fair warning, i'm a long fic girl. give me an OC to be obsessed, someone i can imagine my own hanging out with, and hopefully one that their author is also obsessed with. i wanna feel that through the writing. and with these, you can.
Pieces Left Stuck in Your Teeth by @howlsmovinglibrary / @wetcatspellcaster - i couldn't put this down when i started it, to the point i was reading it in the car when i should have been grocery shopping. i couldn't stop. it is witty always, devastating at times, and this version of Astarion is just terrible and hilarious in all the best ways
Not Your Sweetheart by @kittenintheden - the most natural dialogue I've ever read, and also the most hilarious. kitten also has such a talent for writing every character in a way that has me laughing each time anyone in her fic speaks. unless it hurts, in which case, it's gonna hurt a LOT
I Want to be Better; Let's Make Each Other Worse by @redrook - my frequent writing bud who's ideas outdo my own more often that not, Jack is an absolute genius and their fic shows it with every word written. the strange ox like you've never seen him before, dolphin riding, ceiling sex - you name it, it's in here AND it makes sense
Pour One Out by the absolutely delicious mind of @aevallare - auristarion supremacy for always. we all know kindred but if you aren't also reading Pour One Out you are, unfortunately, a fool
Sonnet of the Lone Cardinal by @brain-rot-central - neech is doing something truly different with this devastating and delicious A!A piece. and for it to be her first long fic??! the talent is insane
Made for This by @olivedrop - Olive's fic brings me so much joy, not just because Olive herself is an absolute delight, but because her writing is so real and the way she captures the companions feels like it was cut dialogue it's so good
now you want some SMUT? OKAY lets talk - take these and call me in the morning
Think of Me by @scaryanneee is the smut fic of all time for me. i've recced this an unhealthy number of times, probably bordering on it being obsessive
inevitable by @aevallare the smut fic i rec the second most because it's just so easy to place myself in the moment alex writes and as always, i love when the tadpole gets thrown in while folks get nasty
Where were you when I was new? by @kittenintheden - just shut the fuck up and read this and you'll get it. also i'll never stop thinking about how kitten writes dialogue in smut because holy cow
Pent Up by @underdark-dreams - this isn't even Astarion I'm sorry. it's Rolan. i don't even know if i like Rolan. BUT I LOVE THIS FIC. it is so fucking good oh my god.
Careless Whisper by @tallymonster - okay i might be biased because Tally offered to mention Halia here and made her the goddamn prima ballerina, but this is also just So Good and such a fun read. modern AUs don't usually work for me, but this one is that charming
and of course, though i doubt you need my rec to know her by now, anything written by miss @fangswbenefits will make your toes curl. and i mean anything.
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itsmoonpeaches · 3 months
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Title: Eye of the Hurricane
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Written for @flashfictionfridayofficial
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[NOTE: I had to create this gif as no existing gif that I wanted of this scene previously existed in the gifs search. This gif belongs to me.]
Word count: 1,004
Rating: G
Summary: Poseidon cannot change fate, but he can be there for Percy when he is needed the most. In the only way a god can.
“Do you want to talk to him?” Sally asked, her voice tremulous as the storm Poseidon had conjured outside upon his arrival. “I know you shouldn’t but maybe just to hear his voice.”
It was easy for a god to covet things, to wish for wants, and demand them to appear. It was easy too for a god to change perceptions of reality, if only to bend the rules for a moment. Poseidon tasted that potential for a sliver of time when he glanced back at the patterned pane that separated him from the young boy. He could see glimpses of Percy through that inch of glass. A boy with eyes like the sea, with blond windswept hair, and a mustard yellow sweater.
Thunder shuddered the walls of the diner, rumbling in those few seconds that brought the truth back into focus and reminded Poseidon who he was…a god who could do nothing. 
It was difficult for a god to be powerless.
Poseidon forced himself now to never glance in Sally Jackson’s direction—to never tempt himself with forming something permanent with the mortal he loved. 
“One day,” he said so only she could hear. “One day, when he’s ready. When he knows who he is and where he belongs. And fate has revealed to him his true path. On that day…I’ll be right by his side.”
The scent of smoke and burning chocolate syrup mixed with sundae ascended from the tall glass cup that divided them. He could still feel the tingle of desperation in his ichor, the call of a human to his domain.
He allowed himself one look. One last look at her before he left. Her eyes were closed, the single tear that had escaped her eye finished its journey down her cheek, and he imagined what it would have been like if he could hold their son between them instead of holding their distance.
When he left, he knew the rain had continued its deluge upon that little town in Upstate New York. He permitted it to happen. What else could he offer?
That autumn day, he stood on the beach at Montauk. Alone because the humans who went there thought the waters too cold apart from the summer season. The ocean lapped at his feet, the breeze a welcome comfort.
Montauk was not his most awe-inspiring work. The waves were turbulent, the climate too unforgiving to warrant many seasonal visitors. Not like plenty of his other haunts where the sands were powder and the ocean a clear sapphire when much of the world froze. But Montauk was an aspect of him. Of rocks, surf, and pebbles hidden in shores. Of sharp sea glass, short cliffs, and gray waters.
Montauk was Sally. Montauk was Percy.
Poseidon stepped into the tides. He descended as easily as he always had. A current roared overhead, so strong that it could drag any careless swimmer under in a matter of seconds.
“Lord Poseidon?” chirped a hammerhead shark in his mind. “Lord Delphin wishes to meet with you about the upcoming dolphin migration from the Carolinas. The riptides might deter them from moving any faster.”
His eyes snapped to the shark. The creature stiffened with fear.
“Riptide,” Poseidon said. He looked above him once more at the same current that had pushed him below.
“Ye–yes,” stammered the shark. “That is indeed part of the problem.”
“Or it is part of the solution.”
The water bubbled and Poseidon disappeared. He called upon a force of old, a force he had not called upon for thousands of years since the time of Heracles. That familiar thing tugged at his core and in the palm of his hand, burning and thriving.
And so, when he reappeared, he was on the shore of Long Island Sound. Night engulfed him. Apollo completed his duty. There was silence on the beach.
He walked through the forest and past curious wood nymphs who melted out of trees. He felt their eyes. He felt their words. He let them pass.
Upon the hill, he saw the Big House, its glass shimmering with starlight. A shadow shifted on the porch.
“Chiron,” he remarked as he approached.
The centaur looked startled. Chiron unfolded himself from his resting position on the deck, a mortal book about architecture in his hand.  “Lord Poseidon!” he exclaimed. “It is a surprise to see you here.”
Poseidon hummed. He lifted his hand, the object he had willed into existence thrummed on his skin. "I have a task for you."
“You have laid a shroud of Mist over it, I see," Chiron observed. 
Poseidon nodded. “The world outside is dangerous. Humans do not understand our world. I do not expect them to.”
"It is a curious choice to disguise a weapon as a pen."
“A gift,” Poseidon corrected. “One day, there is sure to be someone who needs it more than I.
“The story of this blade is a tragic one, but it does not have to be. You must keep it in your possession. Do not let anyone who is not worthy take it. Do not let anyone know you have it.”
“How will I know who is to own it?” Chiron asked.
“You will know.”
Chiron studied him, and Poseidon felt like a demigod would if they were one of the centaur's pupils.
“The blade is called Anaklusmos," explained Poseidon. "Riptide.”
The name rolled off his tongue, and like a whirlpool forming in the deep, clashed against the currents that had prevented him from remembering it. A reminder that even the powerful were not invincible.
“The master of that blade will drown their enemies in the depths of the raging sea. It will protect them.” He glanced away. “I will protect them.”
Chrion took Anaklusmos from his hand.
Poseidon knew this desire of his was a fool’s quest for the impossible. But though a god could not change fate or ancient laws, he could try.
Poseidon was the sea. His son was born from defiance.
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Shame // J. Todd x f!reader
Requested: Yes!
Warnings: vaginismus! painful intercourse! emotional outbursts! a lot of swearing! discussion of sex but no actual depiction of it so minors you’re permitted but ur on thin fucking ice, discussion of safe sex practices
Summary: Sometimes, your body doesn’t want to work during sex. People assure you that it’s normal, but the shame still causes you to lash out sometimes, hurting the person you love the most.
A/N: gotham knights jason is absolute babygirl and if u don’t want to *dolphin noises, car crash screech, tornado siren* him, then ur a coward (/j) but that leaves more for me ;)
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“It’s normal,” your OBGYN had assured you. “And it happens. You don’t need to feel ashamed by it.”
But you can’t help the tears that burn at the back of your eyes when Jason first starts to press into you and it burns. It wasn’t the first time the two of you had fucked. Hell, it wasn’t even the tenth time. Having dated for three years, the two of you had fucked like rabbits many, many times. But sometimes, your body just didn’t want to, despite the fact that your mind was all for it.
Jason seemed to notice that you were tighter than normal and he drew back slightly before thrusting in again. Your fingernails dug into his shoulder, but you refused to tell him to stop. It would get easier the more he worked you open, right? Your OBGYN told you that in these cases, it was best to just rest for the night but-
A whimper escaped you as he rolled his hips and tears of pain built in your eyes. Jason’s harsh breaths grated on your ears and suddenly, it all became too much. You couldn’t do this. It hurt like a bitch.
“Blueberry,” you gasped out.
Jason slid out without question and immediately stood as you curled in on yourself, knees drawn up to your chest to guard yourself from the world. You rested your forehead on your knees and then let out a broken sob.
“I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” you cried.
“What’s wrong?” Despite being the scourge of the Gotham underground and a tank of a man, Jason sounded terrified in that moment. He kneeled down next to the bed and stretched a hand out towards you but you flinched back. Hurt flickered in his eyes and you instantly wished that you weren’t such a fuck up.
“Baby, you used the safe word. Please tell me what’s wrong,” he pleaded. Jason Todd, the strongest man you knew, was on his knees and begging.
“I’m sorry. It hurt. I couldn’t…it wouldn’t fucking relax and I ruined everything.” Hot tears spilled down your cheeks and you inhaled sharply through your nose. Snotty breaths escaped you in short pants and you wiped futilely at your damp skin. Jason’s calloused fingers enclosed around your wrists and he climbed onto the bed so he could kneel beside you.
“You didn’t ruin anything,” he assured you. “You did exactly the right thing by using the safeword and-”
“We shouldn’t need a safeword!” you exploded. “Don’t you see? Why the fuck do you put up with me and my broken fucking body, Jason? You could stick your dick in any warm body you wanted in Gotham but for some reason, you’re such a fucking masochist.”
Your chest heaved from your exerted shouts and you turned your head to stare at him and god, how you instantly wanted to take it all back. Jason stared at you with such a wounded look on his face that your already breaking heart was cleaved in two. Maybe this would do it. This was the time he would finally get up and walk out.
Jason hesitated for a moment and then he stood up and headed towards the dresser on the other side of the room. You watched him with glassy, tear-filled eyes, waiting for him to pull out a duffle bag and start packing. Instead, he merely pulled out a pair of sweats and tugged them on so he wasn’t fully naked.
“You deserve someone who can give you what you want,” you blurted out right before one of his shirts collided gently with your face. You scrambled to put it on, tugging the collar down just in time to see Jason whirl on you with his pointer finger outstretched and pain etched on his handsome face.
“Shut the fuck up and just listen for once,” he snarled. He reached up and tugged at his roots before beginning to pace the floor of your small bedroom. “Can’t fuckin’ believe what I’m hearing. For someone so smart, you are really so fucking stupid sometimes.”
Both of his hands were now in his hair, tugging and massaging across his scalp, and then he stopped and faced you again, hands falling to slap against his thighs.
“How could you say that?” His voice, deep and warm and every bit your Jason’s and not that modulated crap that came out of his helmet, broke.
“I could…I would never,” he stammered out. “We have the word for a goddamn reason and that’s because I would never be able to live with myself if I hurt you. Especially if you had the opportunity to tell me you were hurting but you felt like you needed to fucking…I don’t know, service me?! Goddamnit. Please, please, baby, tell me this has never happened before. Tell me that I’ve never hurt you.”
He fell to his knees before you and then he was crying. Your Jason was weeping. Strong, everlasting Jason who faced down the worst of the worst with a sneer and a quip on his lips had collapsed in front of you. You wanted to reach out and comfort him, but you felt like your touch would do more harm than good right now.
“No, never. This was the first time,” you whispered.
He buried his head in his hands and you could see his shoulders relax just a fracture before he was blinking up at you with red-rimmed eyes. “If I ever treat you like some glorified fleshlight that I use to get off, then I would personally drag my ass to Dick’s apartment and tell him to beat me senseless with his fucking escrima sticks. Do you understand me?”
His hands curled around the back of your calves and he pulled you closer to the edge of the bed. You finally reached out and cupped your hands around his face, nodding in understanding. Jason chewed at his bottom lip, his eyes searching and scanning your face for some kind of answer or sign or way to fix this. He let his head drop to rest against your stomach and you slid your fingers in the silk short strands of dark hair that rested at his neck.
“I don’t deserve anyone, and I especially don’t deserve you,” he croaked out. “I’ll do whatever it takes to fix this. We’ll take it easy. You have those dilators from the pelvic floor therapist and I can massage you and-”
You eased him back up to be face to face with you and you brushed his errant curls out of his face. “I’m sorry, I was just upset. I never meant to make you feel like this. Jason, you are the greatest man alive and I am so, so fucking sorry for making you doubt that.”
His large hand came up to cradle the back of your head and he pulled you flush against his bare torso. You tucked your face into the crook of his neck and yanked him down to lay next to you on the bed. He went willingly and covered half of your body with his, ensuring that he was between you and the door as if anyone would be stupid enough to go after the Red Hood’s girl.
“I just feel like a failure when it happens,” you explained. “Like I can’t give you what you want. And that’s not fair to you.”
“What’s not fair to me,” he corrected. “Is that you think that what I want is more important than your comfort and health. I’m not with you because you’re great in bed, which you really fucking are. This isn’t a one and done, screw them and lose them kind of situation. Jesus, my name is on the lease. We have plants. I’m all in, sweetheart. Don’t you ever forget that.”
You stroked your fingers along the planes of his face, squirming up so you were nose to nose with him. Jason wiped some stray tears from your cheeks and then grasped your hand so he could bring it to his lips and lay a delicate kiss along your knuckles.
“And we have a safe word because it’s called basic fucking safe sex practices,” he growled once he stopped decorating your skin with kisses. “It’s not just for when you’re in pain, but also when we’re going too hard. Hell, even I can use it. You got that? There is no fucking shame in using our word. And there’s no fucking shame in not wanting to have sex or not being able to have sex. If I ever, ever make you feel pressured into it, there’s a knife in the nightstand and I want you to cut my dick off.”
You let out a teary giggle and he squeezed a hand along your hip. “I’m not kiddin’, sweets. Hack it off and display it for the whole damn city. Viking women used to do that if their husbands wronged them. Can you do that for me?”
“I’m not going to chop your dick off, Jay.”
He squeezed your hip again, a little firmer this time, and looked at you with such deadly calm that you realized his enemies should be grateful that he wore a mask. “Promise me. Promise me that you will never let me hurt you.”
“I promise. But I know that you would never hurt me.” You slid your fingers along his collarbone, over the puckered stars emblazoned on his body that reminded you of the numerous kisses with death he had experienced. You leaned down and pressed a soft kiss over a nasty knife scar on his left pec.
“I’m sorry,” you breathed against his skin. He stroked his hand up and down your bicep and tucked you impossibly closer.
“Apology accepted, sweets. What can I do to help you right now?”
You intertwined your legs with his and looked out at the orange light of the fading sun painted across Gotham’s skyline. A sigh passed your lips and then you laid another kiss to his shoulder.
“Just this.”
You knew he would have to leave in a few hours, donned in his usual body armor, leather jacket, and thigh holsters. But for now, you could just savor the warmth, the safety he offered. Jason buried his face against your head and he kissed the crown of your head.
“Just this,” you repeated softly.
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scourgeofgotham · 10 months
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Beauty and The Beast
chapter two
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Warnings: SMUT 18+
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Graphic Sexual Content, Crying, Unresolved Trauma, M! Receiving Oral, Face-Fucking, Degradation, Boot Humping, Dom/Sub, Slapping, Praise! Kink, Begging, DD/LG, Mentions of Breeding, Stockholm Syndrome(develops), Mentions of Underage Sex, Mentions of Rape, Non-Con, Mentions of self-mutilation
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A/N:
Jason is 19, the reader is 18. Jason’s thoughts are in bold italic and the readers are in bold.
Past is in italic
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She got lured out by a masked villian named the Arkham Knight,
“If you want to find out what happened to Robin, meet me on top of R.H. Kane.
Wear the Batgirl uniform.”
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The first time they ever kissed was on their first date, she couldn’t contain the happiness any longer and grabbed his face and kissed him. He looked so shocked but there was a small smile that crept up on his face. It was two weeks after they met, they were out just getting pizza and she was practically all over him. Her bad boy, all hers.
The first night he was wearing the Robin costume was the night she realized how much she loved him. Three months later Bruce made Jason his ward. Their rooms were right next to each other and they made a hole in between bedside tables, so they could go into each other's rooms without Bruce or Alfred finding out. They would swap what bed they would sleep together in, he would poke fun at her Care Bears and her dolphin pillow pet. They were absolute lovebirds, he loved the attention. She loved getting to love someone and for someone to care for her. Both of their parents were monsters. They had no one, and when they met Bruce they finally had a family. The good girl and her bad boy. Belle and the Beast. Canary and Jaybird. Violet and Crimson. The First Daughter and The Second Son. The Bat and the Knight. Batgirl and Robin.
They were unstoppable, two teenagers in love fighting crime. Just like Dick and Barbara. They never left each other's side, all they wanted was to be with each other. She started ditching school to be with him at his school. Bruce ultimately had to pull her out of school. Little did he know she was going to see his newly adopted son at his school and sit in the library giving him handjobs while helping him with his homework.
“Awww do you want me to stay right here Peanut?” God she looks so pretty crying and all needy, I want to take off my helmet and kiss her all over.
She looks up at him, crying from how big his dick is, and how she wishes he was her Robin. She was grinding on his boot so hard it made her whole body shake. She loved how he was making her feel.
If I don't escape soon… this is torturing me.
“Such a good little slut, are you about to cum all over my boot?” Brings her back to reality. She looked up at the Knight and nodded, mouth still full with his cock. “Wait for Daddy.” He snickered, using the accidental pet name from earlier. She started blushing and getting all embarrassed again. He started moving his foot back and forth against her clit, “Feel good Peanut?” She nodded in response, wanting to please him.
“C'mon Belle, you gotta milk Daddy's cock in order to cum.”
Belle?
She pulled him out of her mouth and started focusing on his tip, sucking on the head and then swirling her tongue around in motions in between. Jason always told her to focus on the head and use her hands for his shaft.
“Good girl Belle, you want Daddy to cum huh?” She looked up at him and nodded her head. “Such a little whore, trying to make your kidnapper cum, what would Batman think?” She could feel him twitching in her mouth, so she picked up the pace so she could be done and over with it already.
“You know Daddy is about to cum huh? You wanna cum so bad, don’t you princess? Are you sure you don’t want me to fuck that tight little pussy after?”
She contemplated, she did want it. She was aching for it, and the thought of her being fucked by a mysterious man made her even more aroused, getting cockdrunk. Except, if she accepted it then she wouldn't be Jason’s princess anymore, and she wouldn’t be pure. She spent countless nights horny, wanting to feel and touch her Jaybird, wanting him to come back from the dead and make her feel good. She wanted the Knight to decide for her, she would complain if he did fuck her, and would if he didn't.
I wanna see his face…
Her heart and her pussy said yes, but her brain kept telling her no.
“C'mon Belle, you have to decide. Daddy can make you feel all good, and he can breed that princess cunt too. He can help take all of your worries away, you won't have to fight anymore, and Daddy will take care of you. You'll be mine, princess.” Upon hearing all of that from the Knight, she came all over his boot and ultimately decided that she wanted him to fuck her. The Knight grabbed her hair and shoved his cock in deeper, cumming in her mouth. “I want every drop swallowed.” She swallowed immediately, opening her mouth and showing. “Good girl.” he praised, he touched her face rubbing her cheek. He picked her up and placed her on the bed, which she didn't realize until now had a Care Bear on it. “Your little Robin told me how much you love your Care Bears and since I'm never gonna let you go I stole it from your bedroom.” The Knight mocked.
He's been in my room?
“W-What?” she was terrified, and her whole body started shaking. “Why do you want me?” She put the emphasis on me.
“I thought you would be a great slave for me.” he chimed. He grabbed the same knife as before and started cutting the rest of the Batgirl suit, starting from the top of the crotch up to her neck. Once he got the top cut off he worked on getting her out. When she was fully out she started trying to run away from him, and immediately got pulled back by the Knight. He slapped her and held her down at her wrists. “Stop trying to run, you can't.”
Seeing her in her bra and her pretty little panties, she had a yellow sports bra on, and a tiny pair of cheeky panties with little yellow daisies all over, with an embroidered daisy on the front. “Oh, Belle. I didn't know that these were this pretty or else I would have gotten you out of that suit a long time ago.” He was enamored, staring at the tiny piece of fabric that was soaking wet. Her panties couldn't hold anymore and all of her arousal was trickling down her thighs. “You're soaked, Belle.” Seeing how wet she was for him got him rock-hard. “Too bad you won’t be needing underwear anymore.” he snickered. He let go of her wrists and put his knee on her stomach making sure she couldn't try an escape again. He started taking off her bra and as soon as it was up high enough her large breasts fell out. “Look at those pretty tits, so big and perky.” He threw the bra across the room and started groping her breasts. He moved on and got off of her and held her down with his hand on his stomach. He pulled off the panties slowly wanting to make her squirm. Her whole face was bright red. He took them off after what felt like hours and stuffed them in his pocket.
He started looking at her body and was eyeing her waist and saw scars littered across her skin. He then looked at the rest of her body and saw that her whole body was covered in self-inflicted wounds. “Oh, Belle. Why would you do this to yourself?” he asked, his voice modulator covering up how sad he was seeing his princess covered in scars. She tried covering up her body feeling embarrassed and ashamed. “It's my fault he's dead. I deserve to be in pain, I deserve to be punished.” She started crying, putting her hands up to her face to cover her tears. He moved her hands to uncover and looked at her. “It's not your fault Belle.”
“You don't have to do any of that to your body anymore, you won’t be allowed to have sharp objects under my watch. I'm gonna make you feel amazing and get you all cockdrunk. What do you say, Princess? You wanna thank Daddy for rescuing you from Bruce? So you can be Daddy’s little slave forever and never have to go outside again? I can bring you everything you want and need.”
Bruce?
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Okay and another rant
Yes about Izzy
Yes again
Because yes it’s important
The crew giving him a leg was so fucking meaningful to the short man he literally cried.
Izzy always loved and cared for people in his own way. How many times has he made Ed take his anger on him instead of them? He got his toes cut off and I really don’t think it was just because he’s so desperately in love with Edward as everyone makes it out to be; at some point you realise he was doing damage control and taking it on himself. Because he blames himself for everything that happened. And he doesn’t deserve that because both of them are supposed to be held responsible for THEIR actions but that’s another rant.
So when they’re finally safe, he absolutely lets himself go. He yells and drinks non stop and curses at everyone essentially trying to push everyone away and… probably just end it here.
But they don’t fucking let it happen. They see the pain, they see what he has done for them, they care. They do the makeshift leg and writes a stupid note and leaves it near his doors as he yells for everyone to go away. Because at this point he blames himself so much that he won’t risk trying and still being unlovable.
And he sees that. That small kind gesture. And something in him doesn’t want to believe it; he has been nothing but insane to them and that’s how they repay? By giving him space and giving him gifts? And he cries. He’s so shocked he covers his fucking mouth.
He accepts it and keeps it, and most importantly, he keeps the fucking note. And reads it to himself. And smiles. Because it’s proof someone cares. Just a little bit. Because it’s proof he’s not completely unlovable. Because someone cares, they cares, they cared enough for this, they cared, they cared, god they cared for him oh my god they cared for him.
That small gesture of kindness was so powerful to him he stops drinking. He pulls himself up. Starts training again. Hanging out on the deck. Wood carving. Talks to people. Talks to Lucius. Helps Stede. Gives Lucius the little sharky/dolphin (I couldn’t get a good look what that exactly was). He essentially is spending his time trying to repay for the kindness he received; in his own little silly ways but my god is he trying, so hard, every single day.
Don’t tell me Izzy is beyond repair. Don’t tell me he deserved it. Don’t tell me that.
You don’t become a pirate at 16 and not see some shit go down. Not be in a middle of the shit going down. Not learn how to shut down and be “the pirate” that you’re expected to be.
If you think Edward deserves redemption for everything that he has done, so does Izzy. You can’t pick a side and just claim that oh Eddie is a babygirl who just needs some love and then turn around to say Izzy deserved everything and more. The two faced hypocrisy is ridiculous. They are both grown ass men and they both should be held responsible for their own actions, and they both deserve love and kindness and both are capable of redemption.
Don’t tell me Izzy doesn’t. Don’t tell me. That simply isn’t true.
And the truth is rarely simple as they both are dynamic characters with complex personalities. And I wish, I really fucking do, for BOTH of them to go through healing process and both of them to emerge victorious.
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octopiys · 6 months
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Hi friend, have some quotes for you.
“more like shittin bars”
“You smell like a stale frito chip”
“Oh no! Jesus is dead! Not again!”
I hope to see more Gaz, have a good time zone!
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Incorrect Quotes/Scenes(+Suggestions)
(The boys on some mission)
Soap: okay, I'm not religious anymore, but this dead guy looks like Jesus.
Ghost: the second coming of christ, we've already killed him.
Soap: NAE he was dead when we got here!
Gaz: someone killed Jesus?
Soap: aye, someone killed jesus
Gaz: no!!! Jesus is dead!!
Soap: mate it's gonna-
Gaz: not again!!!
Ghost:
Soap: AHA-
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Gaz: fairy floss? That's what they called me in secondary!
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Roach: you think Winter the Dolphin faked her death like Michael Jackson?
Ghost: dude what are you even on
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Ghost: Trauma dumping is only fun if the whole group is doing it. If one person's just doing it then.... fuck off
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Roach: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Soap: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Ghost.
Roach, pointing his hot glue gun towards Soap: You’re on thin fucking ice.
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Gaz: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Gaz: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
Roach: bruh
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Rodolfo: (doing something in the kitchen)
Ghost: boo
Rodolfo, getting startled so hard that he forgets English for a moment: YOU SMELL LIKE A STALE FRITO CHIP-
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Gaz: Alejandro won't wake up, what do I do?
Rodolfo: did you try kicking him?
Gaz: yeah, but nothing happened!
Rodolfo:
Rodolfo: then I'm out of ideas
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Nikolai: (sneezes)
Price: oh my God are you okay? Let me wrap you in blankets and feed you soup until you feel better-
Graves: (coughs)
Price: would you shut the fuck up
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Rodolfo: I ran into Ghost in the base kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on his guitar.
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König: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
Horangi, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
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vidavalor · 7 months
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hey I just came upon your meta about crowley's oh moment after talking to nina and I'm intrigued but don't quite understand. I always thought it was about realizing he's in love because he literally mouths 'love' to himself. so could you expand a little? like what scenes do you think wouldn't make sense if he wasn't aware it was love he was feeling? thanks :)
hi! :) thanks for the ask. hope you're having a great day so far today!
to me, the "oh"-looking moments in the series-- 1941's books moment for aziraphale and this scene with crowley & nina that we're talking about-- aren't "oh... i'm in love with him"... they're "oh... *he's* in love with *me*..."
this matters b/c crowley & aziraphale have always had reasons to try to pretend that what they felt wasn't love and they've been pretending for a long time. they mainly do because they are afraid of losing one another or getting one another hurt. but they also have a lot of conflict around whether one another is capable of loving them. crowley knows that aziraphale is an angel so he's a being of love and loves all god's creations, right, but that's very different from loving someone romantically and even if aziraphale can do that... could he love a demon? a literal fallen angel? meanwhile, aziraphale has proof for days that crowley isn't evil but he's a demon so, by nature, can't really totally be *good* and what would it say about him (aziraphale) if he, an angel, was in love with a demon-- a being that is literally the opposite of what angels are supposed to be? this is all while not even yet getting into the idea that angels and demons alike have been socialized to believe that they are above humans and different from them when it comes to things they consider pedestrian and human-- love, sex, sleeping... food is the one that is used as an example the most in the series. The show subtly suggests that while angels and demons are different in the sense that they're magic-- that they don't expressly need to breathe, sleep, eat, etc.. to stay alive-- that they do *need* these things the way that humans do. (I want to emphasize here that I mean "the way humans do" in the sense that not all humans needs sex or need a romantic relationship. They do need to sleep and eat but mah point is dolphins mah point is lol that there is plenty of room here for asexual and/or aromantic interpretations of Crowley & Aziraphale if that's the way you want to go. I, personally, don't see it but I can see where there is room for it. The canon/Gaiman has angels and demons as asexual but it's asexual unless they wish to make an Effort-- which is to say that there are those who do. Crowley & Aziraphale strike me as those who do wish to but that's my opinion and my interpretation of the show, which comes from a lot of the parallels and symbolism they've set up.)
so then ok say they both want to do as the humans do and the things they feel are things they identify as being like what humans feel... they're still pushing up against conflicts here to being together. it's too dangerous, for once. they could get each other hurt. they're each other's only friends so what if it all goes wrong? one of them could end up alone. are they each other's type? these idiots are honestly worried about that lol. aziraphale is insecure about crowley's penchant for the beautiful-- lucifer, stars, gabriel-- and thinks for a long time that he doesn't catch crowley's eyes as much. (he's an idiot lol.) crowley can sense lust but he can't sense love and how could a pure of heart being like aziraphale ever really love a demon like him like that? befriend him, love him in that generalized angel way, sure. want him, ok, yeah. but be *in love* with him? crowley's never been totally sure. he thinks they are. he's almost sure aziraphale loves him but there's then yet another issue, which is will aziraphale *allow* himself to love him? because aziraphale's an angel and this would go against everything he is and crowley isn't sure that aziraphale would.
the scene with crowley and nina is off of nina seeing crowley and aziraphale together for the second time and it's really the first time there's been a human that crowley likes and respects who has been able to see them interact openly in public together... and what that human-- who is smart and observant-- thinks is that he and aziraphale are lovers. while crowley knows he's utterly besotted with the angel and has been for millennia and while he knows that, deep down, aziraphale is in love with him, the idea that aziraphale is now in a place of just acting like that in front of the humans, of not trying to hide what they are, of being more open about it... that's new. that's an 'oh' for crowley because now he's thinking, like...
...the human saw him speaking French at the restaurant and telling me about how he took the lessons the human way. Why is he insisting on speaking the language of love-- oh. He's... trying to woo me. Me. Aziraphale is trying to court me...
Notice how after the conversation with Nina, where Crowley wound back up? He got a table at the French restaurant and ordered a bottle of red and waited for Aziraphale to come back around from his meeting plans. This is a lovely place-- a place for romance. All the ivy and the roses and the little lights and the French menu and Crowley is heavily flirting. He knows the past tense of 'smite'-- this is an excuse to say 'smut' and 'smitten'. Aziraphale does love it (that look on his face when he says "smitten, I believe"-- he knows exactly what Crowley is up to and is into it)... but Aziraphale is distracted by the fact that he's trying to arrange this whole Jane Austen ball so he can dance with Crowley (and get Maggie & Nina to fall in love, yes, also that lol). He misses Crowley clueing in to what he's doing because he's too busy trying to do more of it.
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Just as Aziraphale's "oh" in 1941 in the moment when Crowley saves his books is the realization that Crowley isn't just not evil, isn't just more good than he'll admit, isn't just his friend, but is in love with him-- is *capable* of being in love with him and *is*-- Crowley's "oh" in the moment with Nina is that Aziraphale-- pure of heart angel Aziraphale, just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing-- is in a place where he's capable now of letting himself be in love with Crowley. He always has been-- just like how Crowley always had been before 1941-- but now he's saying he wants the romance Crowley has been trying to give him, more overtly, since the 1800s. He hasn't yet said as much but he's steering towards it and when Nina said "other people's love lives always seem so much simpler than your own", Crowley realizes how she sees them and that she's *not wrong about it*-- he mouths "love", thinking like... "love"... he's really in love with me? Did I not notice because I'm just so... oh yeah, ok great apparently I'm so used to seeing Aziraphale being in love with me that I didn't notice he's decided he's *openly* in love with me now. We look like a couple to the humans and we were just acting like ourselves in public, for once. Nina looks at us and she doesn't know we're supernatural entities, sure, but maybe what she sees isn't too far off from the truth: two older gay guys, used to hiding and secrets, a little unused to being together openly but working on it, who are in love with each other. A couple. With a lot of chemistry, which only happens if *both* people are interested in one another. Aziraphale is trying to romance me. That's what the French and the wanting to drive the car and all of this is. If we can just get rid of this Gabriel mess, we can have more us time and pursue that and...
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bylerspookie · 8 months
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something something about Mike leaving Hawkins and Will having an internal conflict on whether he should stay or go
(I uses colors to show which lyrics relate to eachother, except for like, at the end the colors kind of mix up, I ran out of colours, anyway you'll figure it out)
Smalltown Boy: (associated with Mike)
run away, turn away
alone on a platform, the wind and the rain on a sad and lonely face
mother will never understand why you had to leave
but the answers you seek will never be found at home
the love that you need will never be found at home
pushed around and kicked around, always a lonely boy (we know that Mike is bullied, and it's hinted that Mike is depressed and lonely, most of the time in his basement)
but you never cried to them, just to your soul
cry boy, cry
Should I Stay or Should I Go: (associated with Will)
darling, you got to let me know
should I stay or should I go? (notice how Mike's song is about leaving, whilst Will's is a question, "should I leave too?")
if you say that you are mine
I'll be here 'till the end of time (when Labyrinth gate and 20 gate meet @connect-dots7 )
It's always tease, tease, tease (MHMMMMM)
you're happy when I'm on my knees
this indecision's bugging me (esta indecisión me molesta)
if you don't want me, set me free (si no me quieres, librarme)
Always Something There To Remind Me: (associated with Mike)
I was born to love you, and I will never be free (there's too much for this to just be a coincidence guys)
California Dreamin': (associated with Mike and Will)
I'd be safe and warm (I'd be safe and warm)
if I was in L.A. (if I was in L.A.)
stopped into a church
I passed along the way
well, I got down on my knees (got down on my knees) (I'M GIGGLING RN BECAUSE THEY SO OBVIOUSLY DID THIS ON PURPOSE)
and I pretend to pray (I pretend to pray) (Mike always weirdly being associated with religion mhmmm)
you know the preacher likes the cold (preacher like the cold) (woah there now)
he knows I'm gonna stay (knows I'm gonna stay) (OH MY GOD)
Heroes: (associated with Mike and Will)
'cause we're lovers, and that is a fact (lovers lake lovers lake lovers lake lovers lake)
yes we 're lovers, and that is that
we could steal time just for one day (STEAL TIME??? 20 GATE/LABYRINTH GATE - MIKE WHEELER YOU ARE NEVER GONNA BEAT THE TIME ALLEGATIONS)
I, I wish you could swim (lovers lake lovers lake lovers lake lovers lake)
like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim
I, I can remember (I remember)
standing, by the wall (by the wall)
and the guns, shot above our heads (over our heads) (the guns = electricity I don't make the rules, Alexa play "Are 'Friends' Electric?" from Mike Wheeler's Basement Beats)
and we kissed, as though nothing could fall (nothing could fall)
and the shame, was on the other side (the upside down and the real world is mentioned as "the other side" in the show all the time, maybe they kiss in the upside down with everyone else on the other side, therefore the shame would be on the other side? idk)
maybe we're lying, then you better not stay (LITERALLY SCREAMING)
When It's Cold I'd Like To Die:
where were you when I was lonesome? (THIS IS SO MIKE GUYS, "always a lonely boy")
locked away with freezing cold (HELLO)
I don't wanna swim the ocean (lovers lake lovers lake lovers- okay I'll stop)
I don't wanna fight the tide
I don't wanna swim forever
when it's cold I'd like to die
I don't wanna swim forever
I don't wanna fight the tide
I don't wanna swim the ocean
when it's cold I'd like to die
Are 'Friends' Electric? : (associated with Mike)
It's cold outside (I'm tired guys there's actually too much, I think I might stop here because literally every song connects I swear)
so now I'm alone (Mike, how lonely are you? No, seriously, is he okay? {He isn't} Even in "Tarzan Boy" it says "on my own like Tarzan boy" something isn't right here)
now I can think for myself
and things that I just don't understand
like a white lie that night (a white lie that night? maybe it's referring to the monologue when he says "I love you", I don't think so, that's a very big lie lol. I think this is referring to the "El commissioned the painting" from Will. Mike definitely knows that something is up, especially with his facial expressions in that scene, I've already made a post about this)
or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
so I open the door (there is too much references to "opening doors" with Mike, I'm not even joking, if I talk about it now this post will be too long)
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
so I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
and it hurts and I'm lonely (MIKE???)
and I should never have tried
and I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave (smalltown boy theory is bound to happen guys what)
You see it meant everything to me
Open the Door:
come on with a gun
come on with a heart attack (YOU'RE THE HEART)
come on suicide
yeah, just like you a trap
save a blue face for me (let me remind you, "alone on a platform, the wind and the rain on a sad and lonely face")
turn around and take it off
save a new place for me
yeah, just where the flowers drop (we literally see a hill full of flowers in the last episode where Mike probably handpicked his flowers and the flowers literally drop representing milevens drop)
love that was new to you
you open up the door
I fall in love with these
I crawl out on the floor (CRAWL???? CRAWLLLLL????? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN GUYS WHAT DOES THIS MEAN HELLO SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE I'M GONNA SOB)
here's all the colors together so you can see the similarities better:
Staying/Going:
run away, turn away (smalltown boy)
Should I stay or should I go? (Should I Stay or Should I Go?)
He knows I'm gonna stay (California Dreamin')
Maybe we're lying, then you better not stay (Heroes)
So it's time to leave (Are 'Friends' Electric?)
(Bonus) You won't miss home (Tarzan Boy)
Lyrics about being alone/being bullied:
alone on a platform, the wind and the rain on a sad and lonely face (Smalltown Boy)
pushed around and kicked around, always a lonely boy (Smalltown Boy)
It's always tease, tease, tease (Should I Stay or Should I Go?)
where were you when I was lonesome? (When It's Cold I'd Like To Die)
so now I'm alone (Are 'Friends' Electric?)
(Bonus) On my own, like Tarzan boy (Tarzan Boy)
and it hurts and I'm lonely (Are 'Friends' Electric?)
Save a blue face for me (Open the Door)
Lyrics referring to time:
I'll be here 'till the end of time (Should I Stay or Should I Go?)
we could steal time just for one day (Heroes)
I don't wanna swim forever (When It's Cold I'd Like To Die)
(Bonus) Just a little more time is all we're asking for (Never Surrender)
Knees (??) (more religious imagry?? idk)
you're happy when I'm on my knees (Should I Stay or Should I Go?)
well, I got down on my knees (California Dreamin')
Freedom:
if you don't want me, set me free (Should I Stay or Should I Go?)
I was born to love you, and I will never be free (Always Something There To Remind Me)
Cold/Water:
I'd be safe and warm (California Dreamin')
you know the preacher likes the cold (California Dreamin')
I, I wish you could swim (Heroes)
like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim (Heroes)
locked away with freezing cold (When It's Cold I'd Like To Die)
I don't wanna swim the ocean (When It's Cold I'd Like To Die)
I don't wanna fight the tide (When It's Cold I'd Like To Die)
When It's Cold I'd Like To Die (When It's Cold I'd Like To Die)
It's cold outside (Are 'Friends' Electric)
(Bonus) And when the night is cold and dark (Never Surrender)
Opening doors (only two songs that I can think of, but a lot of imagry with Mike and doors in the actual series):
so I open the door (Are 'Friends' Electric)
you open up the door (Open the Door)
(interesting, because "Open the Door" plays during a scene that is about Will and his future romantic arc - "I'm not gonna fall in love." The song associated with Will says "YOU open up the door" and the song associated with Mike says "I open the door)
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Hi there ,I really like your writing! So I wanted to ask you how the demon brothers would react to a MC turning into a little toddler ? (Because of some spell/forbidden book curse etc,you choose) MC being super adorable and sweet like the "perfect" toddler somewhat? Being a little funny too and giggling/smiling a lot ,also loving the brothers and being very comforting with them!
ahhh i wish my own toddler was so nice and sweet lmao
he is though but only if i let him get what he wanted
Toddler MC
Lucifer:
• Sigh
• The only other person not out of their mind in this house turned into a toddler somehow
• Pretty sure it was a curse against him
• Listen dear I doubt he gets along with a toddler for an entire day
• Though you being nice to him, showing him daffodils, rocks with your sticky little hands, hugging his leg until he picks you up helps a lot.
• He is in his prime during bedtime; reading you stories is his favourite part of the day. You are a good, curious kid & never throw a tantrum when he is with you. It is so peaceful he doesn’t actually want it to end. He tells you another story even if he has already told you 4.
Mammon:
• Oh jesus thank God you were turned into a toddler and not him!
• At first he isn’t too sure about what to do with you but quickly gets the hang of playing a bit roughly
• You know the kind of playtime moms don’t wanna see
• He spins you around, hangs you upside down, throws you into a pile of pillows, lets you sit on his neck, throws you in the air, stuff like this.
• It does good for your confidence levels regarding child development plus! you get tired super fast after spending time with him.
• You, him and Levi have a freeze dance competition every afternoon! Sometimes they won’t let you win though.
Leviathan:
• Doesn’t really know what to do with you either. In fact he is scared of you a little.
• You clinging to him, throwing kisses etc. melts him eventually, you are just so adorable he was an idiot to be scared of you.
• Definitely loves to roleplay with you. Comes up with the cutest storylines, though sometimes it gets so complicated you miss it here and there.
• He can easily keep you busy for 3 hours a day and never ever complains
Satan:
• Highkey concerned about the situation
• Never ever seen a toddler before
• His concerns leave him once he sees that you are actually a good little one.
• So now it is his duty to teach you mischief!
• He spends lots of time teaching you to speak as you haven’t said a comprehensible word yet.
• His strategy is referring to himself as „Tantan” but he calls everybody else „The Avatar of” or „The sixth born”, you know, so there is absolutely 0% chance your first word isn’t Tantan. Or maybe kitty/cat, that’s also a phrase you hear quite frequently.
Asmodeus:
• I think he is the only one who gushes over you right away.
• Doesn’t want you to turn back, look at how adorable your cheeks are!!!
• Spends most of his money on new clothes for you, you have to be the all time most fashionable toddler in the city.
• Loves to have tea parties but tbh that’s pretty much it, not sure what/how else to play but he does everything else!! Very enthusiastic and overprotective!!
• He also gets you this helmet so everytime you might fall you’re not going to hit your head. You are so spoiled my dear
Beelzebub:
• Also thinks you are super adorable. Might eat you if you are with him too much.
• Takes you out to the city with him, you must learn how to get food!
• Introduces you to ketchup
• He takes you to the playground the most.
• He is def not the most violent of the guys but trust me you are very well protected and safe!
Belphegor:
• Doesn’t really like what’s going on right now to be fair
• But at least you are nice so that makes it easier
• His preference is cuddling and having a snack with you as you watch TV
• One time he got you chicken to eat.
-Mr.Belphie I don’t like chicken...
-Ah. But it’s not chicken, actually it’s dolphin!
-Oh! Y/N loves dolphin!
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𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 (𝟏𝟖+)
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𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐃𝐍𝐈
[ PAIRING ] Zeke Yeager x f!reader [ AUTHOR'S NOTE ] This is an old fic for a collab where my prompt was fucking in an alley. [ SYNOPSIS ] You’re the world’s cutest cleat chaser and your only wish is to grab the attention of your favorite ball player, Zeke Yeager. [ WORD COUNT ] 2.6k [ CONTENT ] Modern AU, dubcon (power imbalance), exhibitionism, public sex, rough sex, finger sucking, degradation (whore, tart), vaginal fingering, impact play, oral sex, spit, creampie, Zeke's a bit of an asshole but it's fine alright like it's tolerable.
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Night games were never particularly kind to you. A wind chill swept through the city and the fog rolled over the hills. You shivered outside the ballpark in your gameday outfit which consisted of dolphin shorts, thigh high socks, and your favorite team's jersey with Yeager emblazoned on the back.
A drunk man pondered, "Could our offense be any fuckin' worse, dude?"
It was another loss for your team. You listened to drunken fans lamenting another losing season. Another year dead last in the standings. Another year all the new players from the farm would disperse to better teams, greener pastures. Lucky for you your favorite was loyal; Zeke was committed. He like many players worked his way up through the farm system, toiling away in the minor leagues. But unlike others he was content to continue playing for a lackluster team.
When asked why he stuck around he answered, "Who knows? I'll probably leave once the lease to my place is up."
It later came out he in fact owned his penthouse apartment.
"At least our bullpen has their shit together," another drunk said, smacking the other on the back of the head. His hoppy breath visible in the cold air. You slowly stepped away from him and his stench.
"What's the point of a good bullpen if they can't get run support, dumb ass?"
You sighed heavily and kept your eye on the exit gate. It was a slow parade of luxury cars: a Lexus here, a Bentley there. But you failed to see the black Rolls-Royce Wraith that Zeke drove.
Going home was always an option; curling up like a kitten in your warm bed definitely had its appeal. But so did Zeke. I mean, you spent a greater portion of the game gazing at him longingly. And he even gave you a little wave after making brief eye contact with you.
Shelling out money for a seat by the dugout had paid off.
You were blessed with a perfect view. When Zeke took to the mound in the 9th inning to close out the game you salivated at the sight of his ass in his tight baseball pants. It was criminal how they hugged every muscle in his long legs. His entire uniform was perfectly fitted; none of that baggy nonsense for him. It made him standout in a team of leathered veteran players, desperately holding onto their careers, seemingly unaware they were washed up. They looked positively slovenly next to Zeke. You wondered if he wore the same intense, determined expression while fucking. The mere thought made your pussy throb.
A gust of wind brought you back to reality. You looked around and saw people starting to disperse. The two drunks wandered across the street, still shouting about the lack of run support. Disappointment washed over you. You desperately wanted to see Zeke, even if just a glance.
"Shit," you muttered. "Oh well."
You stood around, looking dejected as ever. You felt like an idiot shivering in the cold. You pulled out your phone and checked the bus schedule.
"Of course."
You had missed it. All because you wanted to make eyes at a star player.
"Oh god, were you really waiting around for me?"
You quickly spun around and saw Zeke. He was still in his baseball pants but now they were paired with a fitted black v-neck. He smirked at your doe-eyed expression, clearly relishing in your admiration.
"Uh—No, I."
Words escaped you. You couldn't tell if you were shivering because of the cold or the beautiful man that stood in front you. He was even better up close. His beauty was significantly more pronounced. You were transfixed by steely gaze, utterly enamored with his grey eyes.
Zeke looked you up and down.
"I like your jersey."
All you did was nod. He snorted at your inability to speak.
"Are capable of talking? Or should we pantomime?"
"I... I don't know what that means."
He rolled his eyes.
"I honestly shouldn't expect a baseball fan to know any words more than two syllables," he playfully asserted.
Speech eluded you. You certainly knew a significant amount of words with varying numbers of syllables, but that was neither here nor there. He stepped closer to you. His eyes lingering on your bare thighs.
"You must be freezing dressed like a little tart."
"A tart?"
"Let me redo that one." He cleared his throat. "You must be freezing dressed like a dirty whore. Could those shorts be any shorter?"
"I—I guess."
He stared you down. It never occurred to you he didn't expect or even want an answer.
"You're not very bright, are you?"
"I'm nervous. Not stupid," you said quietly.
He frowned and pulled you into a hug. His hands trailed down to the small of your back and then slowly put them underneath your jersey. The feeling of his rough hands on your bare skin was almost too pleasurable comprehend. It was a miracle you didn't faint or melt into a puddle.
"Aw, no need to be nervous. I promise I'm a nice guy 50% of the time."
"Not all the time?" You asked nervously.
"No, no, no. That would be too boring. Life's about excitement."
He lifted your chin.
"Don't you agree?" He asked.
"I mean, within reason."
He traced his thumb along your lips.
"What do you consider within reason, pet?"
Before you had a chance to answer he weaseled his thumb into your mouth. You eagerly sucked on it; your tongue gliding up and down. It was second nature. Almost like his fingers simply existed so they could be in your mouth.
"So this is within reason, huh? Is this?"
Zeke pulled his thumb out of your mouth and attempted to kiss you. There was a brief moment of panic when his lips touched yours. You hesitated.
"Open your mouth," he demanded. "This is what you want, isn't it?"
You parted your lips and accepted his tongue in your mouth. Who were you to deny your favorite player? You'd dreamt of this moment for so long. So many nights spent touching yourself, pretending his callused hands were the ones delving inside you. So many nights quietly moaning his name as you writhed on your bed in the midst of an orgasm.
His breath tasted like peppermint and tobacco, a combination that would normally make you gag. But this was uncharted territory; there was no reason to let something so trivial ruin the moment. If anything it was intoxicating. You moaned through the kiss and wrapped your arms around him. He held you closer to him, his grip tighter. You fidgeted a bit, attempting to ignore how wet you were getting, but lust overcame you. You reached down and felt for his hard cock.
"Whoa there. Let's go somewhere a bit more secluded."
He took his thumb and wiped away the drool near your mouth.
"And where would that be?"
"That alley over there."
Zeke gestured towards an alleyway not too far from the exit gate.
"Is—is that gonna be any better?"
You looked around. Sure, the street was deserted at this point but it was still woefully public. You failed to see how an alleyway would be a better option.
"Come on. Don't worry about it."
Zeke gently took your hand and led you to the alley. It was dark and dingy. The only light came from rogue cars speeding down the street. In any other circumstance this would have been horrifying. But it was him. The man you longed for. Nothing seemed horrifying with him around. He lit up a cigarette and offered you one.
"I don't smoke," you said, coughing.
He shrugged and took a drag. "Your loss. You might as well just get on your hands and knees then."
You looked out towards the street again, weighing your options.
"Do I need to repeat myself?"
"No," you answered, lowering yourself to the ground. "I have ears."
The pavement was cold and unforgiving. Your socks did little to protect your tender skin from the concrete. However there was something invigorating about your discomfort.
"Pull your shorts down."
You did as you were told, slowly pulling down your shorts revealing your bare ass to Zeke.
"Nice," he said, getting on his knees behind you.
He gave you a firm spank. His hand was freezing. You shivered as he took his fingers and prodded your folds. He slowly slid his middle and index fingers inside you.
"This might sound weird but you have the cutest asshole," he said candidly as he continued to finger fuck you.
"Oh, th—thanks," you choked out.
"What would you do if I started fucking it, huh?"
"Probably cry, honestly."
"Is that supposed to discourage me?"
You winced as Zeke slipped yet another finger inside you.
"I w—would hope s—so."
"Hmm. I would hope my biggest fan would know I'm absolute filth," he chided.
"I'm usually too busy calculating, oh fuck... Calculating your ERA to think about that."
A blatant lie. It was true you did spend quite a bit of time figuring out earned run averages. But you constantly thought about the things you'd let Zeke do to you. Your go-to fantasy being one where he fucks you in the locker room while the rest of the team cheers him on as he fills you with his cum over and over again.
He chuckled. "You know your shit then, huh?"
"I'm a baseball fan fir—first and a whore second."
Zeke grabbed a chunk of your hair and pulled on it so you were forced to look at him. His glasses were slightly fogged up which made you laugh.
"You're pretty audacious. I like that. It's a pleasant surprise."
You flashed him a smile, proud that you impressed him. Your night couldn't have gotten any better.
Zeke leaned over you and whispered in your ear, "Are you ready for me, pet?"
The sound of him pulling down his pants zipper had you frothing at the mouth. You arched your back, presenting your warm, slick cunt to him. Zeke took his thick cock and guided it inside you. It was larger than you were expecting, you couldn't help but yelp as he started to thrust.
"Aw, is it too big for you? Do I need to be gentler?"
You nodded.
"Too bad."
He slammed his full length into you; your clit throbbed as he thrusted.
"Ah, please. I—it's too much."
"You're a big girl, aren't you? You did come here all by yourself."
Zeke was right. You had shown up to the game alone; none of your friends could give a shit about baseball, or sports in general. But you weren't sure how this related to you taking his cock. He gave you a firm smack on the ass.
"I asked you a question."
"I am," you whined.
"That's what I thought. You can take it."
Your knees were chafing against the concrete; you felt your socks tear from the friction. Zeke grabbed onto your hips and drove his cock deeper and deeper inside you. He dug his thumbs into your hips.
"You would've fucked whoever came up to you, huh?"
"No," you answered in between moans.
"Really?"
His tone indicated he didn't believe you. Frustration plagued you. You desperately wanted to explain yourself, to tell him, "No, you fucking idiot, I only wanna get railed by you." But that was wishful thinking, a pipe dream.
"I find it that hard to believe," he continued.
"I—I, shit." Words continued to fail you. You felt like you would never be able to communicate with another human again after he was through with you.
"Come on; you can do it. Use your big girl words, pet."
His hand came down hard on your ass as if he was trying to knock some sense into you.
"You—you're the only one," you choked out, reeling from the ache his callused hand left behind.
"Really?"
This time he seemed genuinely surprised. Your head was spinning, but you trudged on.
"Everyone else is kinda leathery and old. That's not my type."
He yanked on your hair, forcing you to crane your head back. You got a good look at his face; he was fucking smiling.
"Watch it, pet. Those are my teammates."
You let out a little laugh and he loosened his grip on your hair. He grabbed you gently under your chin and planted a small kiss on your lips. Your cunt had finally adjusted to his thick cock and you grinded up against him, sending it deeper inside you. Zeke moaned as his cock hit your cervix.
"Shit, you feel so good."
Your cunt tightened around his cock, almost holding it hostage inside you.
"Oh fuck, yes. Just like that," he moaned as he bottomed out, his balls slapping against your taint.
You clit ached as he praised you. His thrusts grew wild and his pace quickened. He gripped your hips harder, driving his cock deeper inside you. Your body was slack, totally limp. Drool pooled in your mouth and gradually dripped from the corners of your mouth. Zeke let out a groan and filled you with his cum. You welcomed its warmth inside you.
"Shit," you muttered.
Zeke pulled out and you collapsed on the pavement.
"I'm not done with you."
He flipped you over so that your back was against the cool ground. He slid his fingers inside you, and pulled them out slick with his cum.
"Open your mouth."
You did as you were told and licked the cum off of his fingers.
"Atta girl."
Zeke spread your legs and started to suck his cum out of your cunt. You ran your fingers through his soft, flaxen hair. He looked up at you, his grey eyes flooded with desire. It would have been pretty sexy had his glasses not fogged up again.
You giggled. "You're so cute."
"Hmm?" He looked up at you and wiped his mouth.
"Your glasses. I don't know, they're adorable."
He took his thumb and started to rub circles around your clit. You let out a heavenly sigh.
"Adorable, huh? Haven't heard that in a while."
"It—oh fuck. It's true."
Zeke went back to eating your cunt. His lapped at your clit. His beard was rough against your thighs.
"P—ple—please don't stop," you whined.
Zeke started to suck on your clit. Your body became deadweight and your skin grew hot. You panted as he continued to suck and you bucked your hips against his mouth. The pleasure was almost too much to bear, too heavy a burden to carry. Was this bliss? Had you ascended to heaven?
"I—I'm gonna."
"Say my name, pet."
You moaned his name over and over again as he traced his tongue along your folds. You held his head in place and rutted against his face, repeating his name like it was your mantra.
"Oh Zeke," you said breathily. "That—that was—"
"Incredible, I know," he answered, pulling your shorts back up.
He stood up and helped you to your feet.
"So, you need a ride home?"
"No, I'll probably just get a Lyft or something."
He took you by the hand and led you back towards the street. It was still empty, not a soul around.
"Fuck that. Let me drive you. It's the least I can do."
"I live about an hour away though."
Zeke shrugged and adjusted his glasses. "Fine with me. More time for you to help me figure out my ERA. I suck at math; I need that beautiful brain of yours."
He winked at you and smacked your ass. Calculating an earned run average wasn’t particularly hard so you assumed he was joking.
"Come on. You're really gonna turn down getting fucked again in the back of a Rolls?"
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godsofhumanity · 3 months
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Review of Deities is such a great idea:
https://youtu.be/1D06PntL5kg?si=9tMZS3jECj2MW-mn
lol it'd be like this:
ZEUS | ⭐⭐⭐
"He got my daughter knocked up when I was specifically trying to keep her childless." - King Acrisius (⭐)
"Dad helped me out a lot with some tough tasks, and even got me a fast-pass to godhood in Olympus instead of staying in Hades forever. Step-mum was a bit of a letdown though. Would use again anyhow!" - Heracles (⭐⭐⭐⭐)
"A bit ambivalent when it came to supporting war efforts instigated by HIS OWN KIDS! Left a tribute and prayer and everything, but got left on read :/" - Hector (⭐⭐)
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ATHENA | ⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Very helpful even though she's a bit cryptic at times!" - Odysseus (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
"Extremely sore loser." - Arachne (⭐)
"She's tough, but effective. Have to agree with another review though- I wish she'd be a bit less cryptic!" - Theseus (⭐⭐⭐⭐)
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DIONYSUS | ⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Terrible service. I had some problems with the service he gave and tried to give feedback-- he was utterly uncooperative. Tried to talk to the manager, but apparently there's no refunds!" - King Midas (⭐⭐)
"I'm too scared to give him anything less than 5 stars." - Pentheus (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
"Very kind! Saved me from becoming a dolphin! My wife was very pleased about that lol." - Acoetes (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
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ARES | ⭐
"Is this guy even a god. I beat his ass on the battlefield the other day LMFAOOOOO" - Diomedes (⭐)
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APOLLO | ⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Mostly good as long as you don't get entangled in a love triangle with him. Don't play sports with him :( Has a great eye for flower arrangements." - Hyacinth (⭐⭐⭐⭐)
"Helped us bring down the Achaeans' greatest warrior, and also protected my son's body multiple times. We lost the war, but I'm still grateful for the service. It's funny because a few of my sons looked a lot like him!" - King Priam (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
"LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" - Daphne (⭐)
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