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modmad · 2 years
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I am very excited for the next Topolino with Gladstone and Magica but you've set the bar so high all I can think of is that B99 meme with the dog like 'do not fuck this up Toplino'
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limpfisted · 7 months
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i have gotten a few new followers i’d like to follow back but they have things in their rules about age gaps, dead doves, power dynamics, etc
while all relationships on thismblog will always be consensual, there are inherent ways in which i like to play with power dynamics! ie: wyllgortash, where gortash is wyll’s prisoner post-game and is helping wyll be a better duke
i like soft relationships, but also toxic relationships
go ahead and unfollow if that makes you uncomfortable! hard block if we’re mutuals prayer hand emoji im not gonna stop writing it, god bless
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Disney but just the Queer Mood™ Songs, a full Spotify Playlist
Open to updates should anyone notice a song I missed!
Tracklist with specific lyrics that fuck us all up under the cut:
KEY: A general list of which songs resonate with people. The 🏳️‍🌈is for general songs; if you relate to a song but don’t see ur emoji beneath it, send me a message and I’ll add it!
🏳️‍🌈 General Queer Anthem  🌈 Gays specifically have related to this song  ❤️ Gay Men specifically have related to this song  🧡 Lesbians specifically have related to this song 💕 Bisexuals/Pansexuals specifically have related to this song  💜 Asexuals/Ace-spectrum people specifically have related to this song 💚 Aromatics/Aro-spectrum people specifically have related to this song 🤍 Trans people have specifically related to this song 🖤 Nonbinary/Genderqueer people have specifically related to this song  💗 Polyamorous people have specifically related to this song
Know Who You Are - Moana
🏳️‍🌈
They have stolen the heart from inside you But this does not define you  This is not who you are You know who you are...
I Wonder - Sleeping Beauty 
🌈🧡
I wonder, I wonder, I wonder why each little bird has a someone To sing to, sweet things to, A gay little love melody I wonder, I wonder, I wonder if my heart keeps singing, Will my song go winging To someone, who'll find me And bring back a love song to me...
Mother Knows Best - Tangled
🏳️‍🌈 honestly this is just... a general song for some of our shitty relationships to guardian figures...
It's a scary world out there Mother knows best One way or another Something will go wrong, I swear
Me, I'm just your mother, what do I know? I only bathed and changed and nursed you Go ahead and leave me, I deserve it Let me die alone here, be my guest When it's too late You'll see, just wait Mother knows best
Don't forget it You'll regret it...
Dangerous to Dream - Frozen Broadway Production
🏳️‍🌈
I can't be what you expect of me But I'm trying every day with all I do and do not say Here on the edge of the abyss Knowing everything in my whole life has lead to this And so I pull inside myself, close the walls, put up my guard I've practiced every single day for this So why is it so hard?
I can't dwell on what we've lost And our secrecy and silence comes at such a cost
I wish I could tell the truth Show you who's behind the door I wish you knew what all this pantomime And pageantry was for
It's dangerous to wish I could make choices of my own Dangerous to even have that thought I'm dangerous just standing here for everyone to see If I let go of rules who knows how dangerous I'd be?
Reflection - Mulan 
🏳️‍🌈🤍🖤- literally everyone requested this. everyone. so im just copy-pasting the entire lyrics sorry not sorry
Look at me, I will never pass for a perfect bride Or a perfect daughter Can it be I'm not meant to play this part? Now I see that if I were truly to be myself I would break my family's heart
Who is that girl I see staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? Somehow I cannot hide who I am, though I’ve tried  When will my reflection show who I am inside?
How I pray that a time will come I can free myself From their expectations On that day, I'll discover someway to be myself And to make my family proud They want a docile lamb No one knows who I am Must there be a secret me I'm forced to hide? Must I pretend that I'm Someone else for all time? When will my reflection show Who I am inside? When will my reflection show Who I am inside?
Everything I Ever Thought I Knew - Tangled: The Series
🏳️‍🌈 when u realize u might not be straight lol
I thought no one could love me And how could I have known? I was wrong, oh so wrong
Everything I ever thought I knew Where I've been, where I'm going Everything I counted on turned out to be untrue Could've guessed, should've known, now I do
If none of it was really me then who am I supposed to be?
I guess I'm someone else now I wonder who I am
God Help the Outcasts - Hunchback of Notre Dame
🏳️‍🌈...yeah. yeah
Yes, I know I'm just an outcast I shouldn't speak to You Still, I see Your face and wonder Were You once an outcast, too?
God help the outcasts, hungry from birth Show them the mercy they don't find on Earth God help my people, they look to You, still God help the outcasts or nobody will
I ask for nothing, I can get by But I know so many less lucky than I Please help my people, the poor and downtrod I thought we all were the children of God
Belle (Reprise) - Beauty and the Beast
🌈 when a cishet thinks ur interested smh
Madame Gaston! Can't you just see it? Madame Gaston! His little wife No, sir! Not me! I guarantee it I want much more than this provincial life!
I want adventure in the great wide somewhere I want it more than I can tell And for once it might be grand To have someone understand I want so much more than they've got planned...
Part of Your World - The Little Mermaid
🌈 SO many people requested this one guys it’s not even funny
Wandering free, wish I could be Part of that world
Betcha on land, they understand Bet they don't reprimand their daughters Bright young women, sick of swimming Ready to stand
When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love, Love to explore that shore up above?
One Jump Ahead (Reprise) - Aladdin
🏳️‍🌈
Riff-raff, street rat I don't buy that If only they'd look closer
Would they see a poor boy? No, siree They'd find out There's so much more to me...
Proud of Your Boy - Aladdin Broadway Production 
🏳️‍🌈❤️🤍
That I've been one rotten kid Some son, some pride and some joy But I'll get over these lousin' up Messin' up, screwin' up times...
Water flows under the bridge Let it pass, let it go There's no good reason that you should believe me Not yet, I know, but
Someday and soon I'll make you proud of your boy Though I can't make myself taller Or smarter or handsome or wise I'll do my best, what else can I do? Since I wasn't born perfect like Dad or you...
Someone’s Waiting for You - The Rescuers
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Be brave, little one Make a wish for each sad little tear Hold your head up though no one is near Someone's waiting for you
Always keep a little prayer in your pocket And you're sure to see the light Soon there'll be joy and happiness And your little world will be bright
Have faith, little one Til your hopes and your wishes come true
Stick to the Status Quo - High School Musical 
🏳️‍🌈 🌈 YOU ALL KNOW EXACTLY WHY THIS IS HERE
No, no, no, stick to the stuff you know It is better by far to keep things as they are Don't mess with the flow, no no Stick to the status quo
Into the Unknown - Frozen 2
🏳️‍🌈
I can hear you, but I won't Some look for trouble while others don't There's a thousand reasons I should go about my day And ignore your whispers which I wish would go away
I've had my adventure, I don't need something new I'm afraid of what I'm risking if I follow you
Or are you someone out there who's a little bit like me? Who knows deep down I'm not where I'm meant to be? Every day's a little harder as I feel my power grow Don't you know there's part of me that longs to go
Where are you going? Don't leave me alone How do I follow you Into the unknown?
Go the Distance - Hercules 
🏳️‍🌈
I have often dreamed of a far off place Where a great, warm welcome will be waiting for me
And a voice keeps saying This is where I'm meant to be
I am on my way, I can go the distance I don't care how far, somehow I'll be strong I know every mile will be worth my while I would go most anywhere to find where I belong
Tomorrow - Annie
🏳️‍🌈 - betcha didnt know disney had an annie movie did u
The sun will come out tomorrow Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow There'll be sun
When I'm stuck in a day that's gray and lonely, I just stick out my chin and grin and say, oh, The sun’ll come out tomorrow So you gotta hang on til tomorrow, come what may...
Learn Me Right - Brave
🏳️‍🌈💜💚
Though I may speak some tongue of old Or even spit out some holy word I have no strength with which to speak When you sit me down and see I’m weak
We will run and scream you will dance with me We'll fulfill our dreams, and we'll be free We will be who we are, and they’ll heal our scars Sadness will be far away...
Strange Sight - Tinkerbell and the Legend of the Neverbeast 
🏳️‍🌈
You stand in the light You're wrong, but you're right And my heart's beating wildly Strange how I'm scared but delighted Afraid, but excited too
I will understand you Strange how I'm drawn to the danger I reach out my hand to you
If you're caught in the shadows and turned all around Lost in the darkness, you will be found If you hear my voice, follow the sound Cause I'm here to guide you home... 
I Don’t Dance - High School Musical 2 
🌈 ❤️ 💕 okay so if you weren’t here for the high school musical tumblr revival you may be confused but listen... it’s about being mlm... 
Step up to the plate, start swinging
I wanna play ball Now that’s all, this is what I do It ain’t no dance that you can show me
I’ve got what it takes playin’ my game So you best skin that pitch you gonna throw me, yeah I’ll show you how I swing
I can prove it to you ‘til you know it’s true Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too You’re talking a lot, show me what you got Stop, swing!
Kiss the Girl - cover of The Little Mermaid 
this version is sung by a girl so 🧡💕
There you see her, sitting there across the way She don't got a lot to say but there's something about her And you don't know why, but you're dying to try You wanna kiss the girl
Yes, you want her Look at her, you know you do It's possible she want you too There is one way to ask her...
Can You Feel the Love Tonight - The Lion King 
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An enchanted moment And it sees me through It's enough for this restless warrior Just to be with you
There's a time for everyone if they only learn That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors When the heart of this star-crossed voyager Beats in time with yours
And can you feel the love tonight? It is where we are It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer That we got this far And can you feel the love tonight? How it's laid to rest It's enough to make kings and vagabonds Believe the very best
Beauty and the Beast - Beauty and the Beast 
🏳️‍🌈- a lot of queer people tend to empathize with “beastly” characters so we all latched the fuck onto this movie huh
Just a little change, small to say the least Both a little scared, neither one prepared
Ever just the same, ever a surprise Ever as before, ever just as sure As the sun will rise
Tale as old as time, tune as old as song Bittersweet and strange, finding you can change Learning you were wrong...
Healing Incantation - Tangled 
🏳️‍🌈🤍🖤
Heal what has been hurt Change the fates' design Save what has been lost Bring back what once was mine
So Close - Enchanted 
🏳️‍🌈🌈
A life goes by, romantic dreams will stop So I bid mine goodbye and never knew So close was waiting waiting here with you And now, forever, I know All that I wanted to hold you so close
Oh, how could I face the faceless days If I should lose you now?
So close to reaching that famous happy end Almost believing this one's not pretend Let’s go on dreaming though we know we are So close, so close, and still So far...
If Only - Descendants
🏳️‍🌈🌈
A million thoughts in my head Should I let my heart keep listening? Cause up 'til now, I've walked the line Nothing lost but something missing I can't decide what's wrong, what's right Which way should I go?
Every step, every word With every hour I'm feeling in To something new, something brave To someone I've never been
Will you still be with me When the magic's all run out?
If only I knew what my heart was telling me Don't know what I'm feeling Is this just a dream? If only I could read the signs in front of me I could find the way to who I'm meant to be
Wherever You Are - Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin 
🏳️‍🌈- out of context could be interpreted as romantic, esp since the credits version is a duet (🌈 💕) but the original context is friendship so honestly it’s very 💜💚
I'm out here in the dark, all alone and wide awake Come and find me I'm empty and I'm cold, and my heart's about to break Come and find me
I need you to come here and find me Cause without you, I'm totally lost I've hung a wish on every star It hasn't done much good so far I can only dream of you
But when the morning comes and the sun begins to rise, I will lose you Because it’s just a dream, when I open up my eyes, I will lose you
I used to believe in forever, But forever is too good to be true I've hung a wish on every star It hasn't done much good so far
I don't know what else to do Except to try to dream of you And wonder, if you're dreaming too Wherever you are
I Won’t Say (I’m In Love) - Hercules
🏳️‍🌈 🌈 💕
If there's a prize for rotten judgment, I guess I've already won that
Who d'you think you're kiddin'? He's the earth and heaven to ya Try to keep it hidden Honey, we can see right through ya Girl, you can't conceal it We know how you feel And who you're thinking of
I thought my heart had learned its lesson It feels so good when you start out My head is screaming "Get a grip, girl!" Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
You keep on denying Who you are and how you're feeling Baby, we're not buying Hon, we saw you hit the ceiling
This scene won't play I won't say I'm in love
At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love
Endless Night - The Lion King Broadway Production 
🏳️‍🌈🤍 🖤 
Where has the starlight gone? Dark is the day How can I find my way home? Home is an empty dream, lost to the night Father, I feel so alone
When will the dawning break, oh, endless night Sleepless I dream of the day
I know that the night must end And that the sun will rise I know that the clouds must clear And that the sun will shine
Set Yourself Free - Tangled: The Series 
🏳️‍🌈🤍
There's much more inside of you than anyone can see And now the choice is yours Life waits beyond the doors So step on through, the time has come And only you can set yourself free!
No one else can tell you what to do Or who to be! No one gets to say if you will stay or go
Look inside your heart and find the key... And set yourself free!
Bound up by your worries Trapped by your mistakes Forced to play a role you never chose Why not test your limits? You've got what it takes Let it out and follow where it goes
No more letting someone else define you to a "T" You know that you are strong You've known it all along So seize the day, let down your hair You’ll find a way to set yourself free!
So look to the horizon Open up your wings! Fly away to find your destiny... And set yourself free!
Speechless - Aladdin 2019 Remake 
🏳️‍🌈 ALL OF US ALL OF US
Here comes a wave meant to wash me away A tide that is taking me under
Cause I'll breathe when they try to suffocate me! Don't you underestimate me! Cause I know that I won't go speechless!
Written in stone, every rule, every word Centuries old and unbending "Stay in your place, better seen and not heard," Well, now that story is ending
Try to lock me in this cage! I won't just lay me down and die! I will take these broken wings And watch me burn across the sky!
I’m Still Here (Jim’s Theme) - Treasure Planet
🏳️‍🌈❤️🤍
I am a question to the world Not an answer to be heard Or a moment that's held in your arms
You don't know me And I'll never be what you want me to be
And what do you think you'd understand I'm a boy - No, I'm a man You can't take me and throw me away And how can you learn what's never shown Yeah, you stand here on your own They don't know me, cause I’m not here 
And I want to tell you who I am Can you help me be a man They can't break me As long as I know who I am
They can't tell me who to be 'Cause I'm not what they see Yeah, the world is still sleepin' While I keep on dreaming for me And their words are just whispers and lies That I'll never believe!
Crossing the Line - cover of Tangled: the Series 
🏳️‍🌈 🧡 tfw when u are DONE with that fuckin closet 
This has to stop now This thing where you think that you've been my friend And don't even hear how you condescend The way you've always done
How I've tried to jump that great divide! But I've never got the chances you were given You don't know how much I've been denied Well, I'm not being patient anymore
I'm crossing the line! And I'm done holding back So look out, clear the track, it's my turn! I'm taking what's mine Every drop, every smidge If I'm burning a bridge, let it burn! But I'm crossing the line...
Let it Go - Frozen 
🏳️‍🌈 listen. i do not have to explain this one. you all know exactly why it’s here. we were all tiny gays in 2013 losing our shit in the theater for no discernable reason why. we know
Couldn't keep it in, Heaven knows I tried
Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Well, now they know!
Let it go! Let it go! Turn away and slam the door! I don't care what they're going to say!
It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all!
No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free!
I'm never going back, the past is in the past!
Let it go! Let it go! And I'll rise like the break of dawn Let it go! Let it go! That perfect girl is gone!
This is Me - Camp Rock 
🏳️‍🌈 🧡 💕 🤍
I've always been the kind of girl that hid my face So afraid to tell the world what I've got to say But I have this dream right inside of me I'm gonna let it show it's time To let you know It's to let you know
Do you know what it's like to feel so in the dark? To dream about a life where you're the shining star
This is real, this is me I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now Gonna let the light shine on me Now I've found who I am there's no way to hold it in No more hiding who I wanna be...
Breaking Free - High School Musical 
🏳️‍🌈 🖤
You know the world can see us In a way that's different than who we are Creating space between us 'Till we're separate hearts But your faith it gives me strength Strength to believe
Soarin, flyin There’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach If we’re trying, yeah we’re breaking free  We’re running, climbin  To get to the place, to be all that we can be  Now’s the time, so we’re breaking free
True To Your Heart - Mulan 
🏳️‍🌈 🌈
Baby, I knew at once that you were meant for me Deep in my soul, I know that I'm your destiny Though you're unsure Why fight the tide Don't think so much Let your heart decide
True to your heart You must be true to your heart That's when the heavens'll part And, baby, shower you with my love Open your eyes Your heart can tell you no lies And when you're true to your heart I know it's gonna lead you straight to me
Someone ya know is on your side can set you free I can do that for you if you believe in me Why second guess what feels so right Just trust your heart And you'll see the light
Never Knew I Needed - The Princess and the Frog 
🏳️‍🌈 🌈 💕
For the way you changed my plans For being the perfect distraction For the way you took the idea that I have Of everything that I wanted to have And made me see there was something missing...
My accidental happily ever after The way you smile and how you comfort me with your laughter I must admit you were not a part of my book But now if you open it up and take a look You're the beginning and the end of every chapter
You're the best thing I never knew I needed So when you were here I had no idea You'd be the best thing I never knew I needed So now it's so clear I need you here always
Colors of the Wind - Pocahontas 
🏳️‍🌈 - colors.... rainbows.... yea
How can there be so much that you don't know? You don't know...
You think the only people who are people Are the people who look and think like you But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger You'll learn things you never knew, you never knew
How high will the sycamore grow If you cut it down, then you'll never know And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon For whether we are white or copper skinned We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains We need to paint with all the colors of the wind...
I See the Light - Tangled 
🏳️‍🌈 🌈 - you would not BELIEVE how many of y’all requested this one
Now I'm here, blinking in the starlight Now I'm here, suddenly I see Standing here, it's all so clear I'm where I'm meant to be
Now she's here shining in the starlight Now she's here, suddenly I know If she's here it's crystal clear I'm where I'm meant to go
And at last I see the light And it's like the fog has lifted And at last I see the light And it's like the sky is new And it's warm and real and bright And the world has somehow shifted
All at once, everything looks different Now that I see you
Strangers Like Me - Tarzan 
🏳️‍🌈 🤍 🖤- that moment when u find another queer person and ur like “holy shit”
I can see there's so much to learn It's all so close and yet so far I see myself as people see me Oh, I just know there's something bigger out there
Come with me now to see my world Where there's beauty beyond your dreams Can you feel the things I feel Right now, with you Take my hand There's a world I need to know...
Why Should I Worry? - Oliver & Company 
🏳️‍🌈- we’re queer, we’re here, get used to it 
Why should I worry? Why should I care? I may not have a dime But I got street savoir-faire Why should I worry? Why should I care? It's just be-bopulation And I got street savoir-faire
Why should I worry? Why should I care? And even when I crossed that line I got street savoir-faire
Welcome - Brother Bear 
🏳️‍🌈 pride parade amirite
Everyone's invited This is how we live We are here for each other, happy to give All we have we share And all of us we care
There's a bond between us nobody can explain It's a celebration of life We see our friends again I'll be there for you I know you'll be there for me, too So come on!
This has to be the most beautiful The most peaceful place I've ever been to It's nothing like I've never seen before When I think how far I've come I can't believe it And yet I see it In them I see family I see the way we used to be...
The Great Divide - Tinkerbell and the Secret of the Wings
🏳️‍🌈
I'm on your side Let's take this ride And together we're facing the world Doing things nobody's done before And the great divide doesn’t seem so wide anymore
With You by My Side - Tangled: the Series 
💗 - tangled the series was so close to being canon polyam istg
Now; now more than ever We must stick together united
If we're destined to head in our own different ways Let's make the most of these sweet final days Why not go out in a glorious blaze
There's nothing I couldn't do Not with you by my side What in the world would I do Without you by my side...
Love Will Find a Way - The Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride
🏳️‍🌈 🌈
In a perfect world One we've never known We would never need to face the world alone They can have the world We'll create our own I may not be brave or strong or smart But somewhere in my secret heart
And if only they could feel it too The happiness I feel with you
Like dark turning into day Somehow we'll come through Now that I've found you Love will find a way I know love will find a way
Space Between - Descendants 2
🧡 never have i ever seen gays flock to a song faster
And you can find me in the space between Where two worlds come to meet I'll never be out of reach Cause you're a part of me so you can find me in the space between You'll never be alone No matter where you go We can meet in the space between
Even if we're worlds apart You're still in my heart It will always be you and me, yeah
If I Never Knew You - Pocahontas
🏳️‍🌈🌈
And if I never held you I would never have a clue How at last I'd find in you The missing part of me...
In this world so full of fear Full of rage and lies I can see the truth so clear In your eyes So dry your eyes
If I never knew you I'd be safe but half as real Never knowing I could feel A love so strong and true
I thought our love would be so beautiful  Somehow we'd make the whole world bright I never knew that fear and hate could be so strong All they'd leave us were these whispers in the night But still my heart is saying we were right
I’d Give Anything - Tangled: the Series 
🧡 rapunzel’s sad breakup song
So if you find that you're in darkness or despair Though you won't turn to me please know I'll be right there Name any sacrifice, I'll pay the price that's due Cause I'd give anything for you Yes, I'd give anything to relive everything we knew...
Someday - Hunchback of Notre Dame 
🏳️‍🌈
I used to believe In the days I was naïve That I'd live to see A day of justice dawn And though I will die Long before that morning comes I'll die while believing still It will come when I am gone
Someday, when we are wiser When the world's older, when we have learned I pray someday we may yet live To live and let live
Someday, these dreams will all be real Till then we'll wish upon the moon Change will come, one day Someday soon... 
No One Is Alone - Into the Woods 
🏳️‍🌈
Mother cannot guide you, now your on your own. Only me beside you, still you're not alone. No one is alone. Truly, no one is alone…
People make mistakes Holding to their own  Thinking they’re alone 
Someone is on your side, someone else is not  While we’re seeing our side, maybe we forgot  They are not alone, no one is alone...
I Am Moana (Song of the Ancestors) - Moana
🏳️‍🌈 🤍 - it’s about the self-acceptance binch
Sometimes, the world seems against you The journey may leave a scar But scars can heal and reveal just Where you are
The people you love will change you The things you have learned will guide you And nothing on Earth can silence The quiet voice still inside you
I've delivered us to where we are I have journeyed farther I am everything I've learned and more Still it calls me
And the call isn't out there at all, it's inside me! It's like the tide, always falling and rising I will carry you here in my heart, you remind me That come what may I know the way
Show Yourself - Frozen 2 
🏳️‍🌈 - this one was claimed immediately by the queer community and we all have a stake in it but i do want to point out that i got this from a LOT of 🤍 🖤 💜 💚
I have always been a fortress Cold secrets deep inside You have secrets too But you don't have to hide
I've never felt so certain All my life, I've been torn But I'm here for a reason Could it be the reason I was born? I have always been so different Normal rules did not apply Is this the day? Are you the way I finally find out why?
Oh, show yourself Let me see who you are... Come to me now Open your door Don't make me wait One moment more!
(Come, my darling, homeward bound) I am found!
Transformation / Beauty and the Beast (Reprise) - Beauty and the Beast Broadway Production 
🏳️‍🌈
We are home, we are where we shall be forever  Trust in me, for you know I won’t run away from today This is all that I need, and all that I need to say  Don’t you know how you’ve changed me? Strange how I finally see  I found home, you’re my home, stay with me... 
Finale / Let it Go - Frozen Broadway Production 
🏳️‍🌈 this makes me bawl so it gets finale
There’s so much I longed to say Then say it all, beginning with today It’s like a dream I thought could never be  Elsa, you’re free 
Here we stand in the light of day Let the sun shine on 
I take this warmth within and send it up above Goodbye to dark and fear, let’s fill this world with light and love And here surrounded by a family at least  We’re never going back, the past is in the past 
Let our true love go  Let it go!
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🖤┊𝔰𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔱 . ೄྀ࿐ 𝖕𝖆𝖎𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌: 𝖘𝖔𝖔𝖇𝖎𝖓 𝖝 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊: 𝖘𝖒𝖚𝖙/𝖆𝖚 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙; 1847
you sat at your desk feeling sleepier than ever. It was a late night but studying for your quiz wasn’t optional. If you had any low grades your parents would be more than disappointed in you. your mother walks in though, and watches you doze off every five minutes trying to focus on a page. 
“hey get some rest. you need it. you’ve studied enough in your study group right?”. 
barely awake you nod your head and stare at her. 
“okay you should sleep”. you nod your head once more and climb in your bed grateful to finally feel your pillow. once your head touched it you felt asleep almost instantly. your mother stares at you in awe, she was happy that she was lucky enough to have such an obedient daughter. 
well at least to her knowledge.
while the day was breaking soobin was replying to text messages from his friends. They all happened to be in one big group chat that was filled with nothing but gossip. “are you at her house yet?”. one of his friends had asked, to which soobin replied, “yeah i’m in her driveway”. the chat was spammed with laughing emojis until one of his friends texted, “I’m happy you’re doing this for us soobin, she’d never kiss our ass like that”. soobin quickly sends eye rolling emojis. “but on the brightside, at least we’re all getting something out of it”. one of his friends texts. before he could type his next message though Mia opens her front door and spots soobin’s car. Soobin waves in a friendly manner. She smiles, wearing the tightest shorts she could possibly find. Her long dirty blonde hair swayed in the wind until she finally sat in the passenger seat of soobin’s car. 
“Hey baby”.  she cooed kissing him on his cheek. Soobin looked at her and cocked up an eyebrow. “so? you wanted me to come over?”. she crosses her legs and traces her finger on soobin’s chest. “you know, it’s my parents’ date night and I was kind of thinking maybe we can..”. she trails her finger down soobin’s chest and stops at his crotch. she winks. 
“couldn’t wait until tomorrow huh?”. soobin grins. she shakes her head no like a pouty baby before she unzips his pants. soobin pushes down the lever and pushes the chair back, making room for her to go underneath him. And that she did. She climbed over and sat on the car floor underneath the steering wheel. She pulled down his boxer briefs and let his dick spring free. She smirks before she pushes the head of it into her mouth, making soobin curse. 
the boys texted soobin at the perfect time to say, “did she suck your dick yet?”, with thousands of laughing emojis. with Mia fixing her shorts and trying to clean her hair from cum whilst she walked to the door, soobin snarkily replied, “hell yeah”. and the group chat went into an uproar once again.
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you didn’t really want to go after all the things that happened. but you had to. it was a school requirement. you went and sat in the confessional box. soobin was watching you from the pews with the dumbest grin on his face. they were all supposed to be praying but of course soobin had to take the extra mile and let his eyes follow you. 
“good afternoon”. he called out. 
“good afternoon father benjamin”. 
“Is there anything you’d like to confess?”. 
you sigh. welp. this was the moment soobin was waiting for at least. 
“I don’t know if it’s because i’m a teenager. but i’ve become...really dirty recently and I just hope i can be forgiven for it”. father benjamin chuckles.
“of course you can be forgiven. it’s completely normal for a teenager to have these kinds of feelings at this age”.
“really?”. you ask. 
“of course, but that doesn’t necessarily make it the right thing to do”. 
you frown and palm your face. 
“I know. I’m probably on my way to hell aren’t I?”. father benjamin laughs again. 
“of course not. you can always be forgiven by your father”. 
well that’s a relief. 
“but you must remember to not take advantage of forgiveness. taking it for granted can be very dangerous”. 
“I understand. thank you father benjamin”. 
“no thank you, my saint. enjoy your day”. he replies. you get up and allow one of the sisters to lead you back to your row for prayer. soobin just looks at you with that same grin again and you wanted to punch him. 
“shut up soobin”. 
“were you forgiven for being a bad girl?”. 
“were you given detention for not praying and focusing on me?”.
“nope”.
you roll your eyes pressing your hands together to pray. soobin could be so annoying sometimes. but he was cute so it was always hard to stay mad at him. how can you possibly stay mad when his smile and dimples brightens the whole room? it was odd that he had such an angel face yet he was such a jerk at the same time. 
“i think she likes soobin”. Olivia, one of Mia’s best friends whispers to Mia. Olivia was pretty also. Her skin was a cocoa brown complexion and she too also had these almond shaped big brown eyes and a bright white smile to die for. Her hair was always worn big and curly. She was beautiful but she was also prissy and arrogant too.
mia looks over at the two whispering to each other and scoffs. 
“she could never make soobin feel the way I make him feel. what does she know anyway? she probably never got laid in her precious religious life”. 
“that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t want soobin to be the first person to have sex with her”. 
mia rolls her eyes. 
“soobin would never fuck anything that looks like that”.
“and how are you so sure? he’s the best looking guy in the whole school. and guys would have sex with anything and anyone”. 
mia huffs her breath glancing over at them once more. 
“so what are you trying to say?”.
“i’m trying to say that mrs. saint over there is trying to lose her virginity to your man”.
not once has mia ever worried about competition. but once she saw soobin laughing and smiling with you, she was ready for every single match. 
“I don’t know why I’m talking to you anyways. this is the same person that is dating someone he doesn’t like”. 
soobin chuckles again. 
“like i said before, we don’t date”. 
“keep believing that soobin. there is no one on earth that can tell the whole school that you and mia aren’t a match made in heaven”. 
“if that’s the case then maybe I need to pray a little more because their matching skills isn’t following up. that isn’t the type of matching i want”. 
you laugh at his stupidity. 
“then what do you want, choi soobin?”. 
soobin utilized this moment of silence to give you that glare that always makes the world revolve around the both of you. you swore each time he did it it became more intense than the last. he was speaking to you through his eyes and it made your cheeks bloom red. you wanted to tell him that staring at you couldn’t fill in his blanks but that would be a lie. you felt something whenever he did it. 
you rushed to finish your history exam before finally slipping it in the slot when you were finished. you’d been studying all night for it and you hoped you had just enough information stored in your head to pass. You quickly grabbed your bag and stuffed your notebook in it, getting prepared for dismissal. mia watches you and follow slowly after. pretending as if she were turning in her own paper she grabs yours and crinkles it before stuffing it in the garbage. Olivia shook her head and disbelief with a quirky smile. almost as if to say, ‘I can’t believe you just did that’.
but mia didn’t care of course, especially when she was going on a date with soobin she felt like she was at the top of the world now. he picked her up at the time she suggested wearing nothing fancy at all. just a plain t shirt, some jeans and sneakers. in stark contrast with mia who looked as if she were going to attend the grammys. she allows the wind to trickle through her blonde bouncy beach curls while she sits at the table across from soobin. “do you remember the plan?”. the group chat texts. soobin quickly texts, “yes” before shutting off his phone knowing mia could be a bit nosey sometimes.
“the girls are texting me. wait until they find out im on a date with you”. mia jeered across the table from soobin. 
“you told them?”. he asked. Mia was really annoying. 
“yeah why not? we’re like the most popular people in the whole school”.
“so what. that doesn’t mean you tell the whole school that we’re a thing”. 
“are we not?”. Mia asks, keeping the plan in mind soobin freezes and catches himself. 
“well, at least not yet. I don’t think we should officialize it right now”. mia rolls her eyes. 
“well fine then”. and soobin nods, letting her eat her meal until they were ready to go. 
“my parents are probably going to come back in town early”, soobin lied.
“so I want to take you to a hotel tonight”. mia’s eyes lit up. 
“really?”.
“yeah why not?”. soobin answers, pulling into the hotel parking lot. “here”. he texts to the guys. “room 517″. they replied. He took mia into the hotel lobby and told the administrator the room number that had been already paid for. she gifts him another key to the room. he bows and says thank you while going up.
meanwhile mia is taking as much pictures as possible. she was feeling herself before but boy, was she feeling herself now. A night out with the cutest guy in school, fancy restaurants, and a fancy hotel? you couldn’t tell her she wasn’t practically a celebrity. soobin pushes the key card in it’s designated slot and opens the door to a suite. Mia squeals and runs around it looking at everything. she takes her jacket off and makes herself at home. It took little to no time for the boys to come down the steps that lead to the upstairs.
“oh my god i can’t believe you bough--”. mia cuts herself off at the sight of not only soobin but his friends. They were all smirking like idiots and soobin waves. She was beyond confused as to what was going on. 
“have fun mia. I know you’re a fucking slut so you’ll probably enjoy this”. and with that soobin slipped them the key card and left with a closing door. 
“don’t go so hard on her guys😂”.
soobin texts before he drives off. 
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izukult · 3 years
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Hello !! :) I wanted to see if you could do the Playlist thing for me bcs that idea was super cute and I just can't help myself. Ummmm ig stuff about me is that I'm really athletic. I run track and I'm really passionate about what I do. I am really competitive and don't take losing lightly. I'm a very energetic person around the right people other than that I can be pretty shy but I come off as lethargic. I love to tease and mess around joking a lot. I can't take things seriously and sometimes it gets me in sticky situations. As for my music taste I prefer older music and or vibe type music like Dayglow/joji/Clairo, I mean today's hits are something I would listen to but not suggest. However if I don't have the aux I'll jam out to anything you play but I draw the line at country music 🙅🏽‍♀️ country music ain't it. As for a character I like Kageyama :) unless you feel I'm better with a different character. Thank you !!
i think kags would be a good fit for you!! he is so <3 amazing <3 and you two would vibe super well, but it can be hard to tell with him. he admires how committed you are to track, and you understand his tight schedule because you understand that passion. you actually really help bring him out of his shell. and not in like an “aww hand holding forehead kisses way” but he’ll just straight up joke with you. he’ll laugh at your dumbass jokes and shoot you a smile when it calls for it.
you both comfort each other during any losses 🥺🥺. you help him SO MUCH when they lose against aoba johsai.
kageyama luv ur ass. he LUV UR ASS SM🤢🤢🤢 he literally even looks up shit like “wiki how to text like gen z” bc he wants to talk to you more LMAOOO EMBARRASSING KAGEYAMA TOBIO.
he made this playlist bc the songs remind him of you, but to be fair everytning is starting to remind him of you so it’s not 100% good judgement 😬 anyway i literally am going to tear up making this one i love kageyama sm.
pls god i love that pretty boy so fucking much. KEEP IN MIND the playlist name iS A JOKE ANFJAKDK. but i’m going to link the playlist and then list the songs!! this playlist is so fucking cute i cannot FUCKING HANDLE IT GOD
1. striptease- carwash
2. freaks- surf curse
3. you!- LANY
4. 4EVER- clairo
5. crush- danny knutelsky
6. lavender kiss- the licks (THIS SONG. THIS FUCKING SONG IS SO CUTE IMAGING HIM PINING LISTENING TO THIS FUCKJTN SONG AKFJAKSK)
7. livin’ on a prayer- bon jovi (nonnegotiable PLS TELL ME HE WOULDNT AWKWARDLY JAM TO THIS god.)
8. hot rod- dayglow
9. badfish- sublime
10. pluto projector- rex orange county (i hate to use this emoji i really hate to use this emoji but 🥺)
11. get you- daniel caesar, kali uchis
12. pumpkin- the regrettes (GIRL THIS SONG IS SO GOOD AND ALSO BLUEBERRY EYES AND ALSO THIS SONG WOULD REMIND YOU BOTH OF WACH OTHER AND ALSO IM SORRY FOR THE COMMENTARY BUT <3)
13. gimme love- joji
14. 3005- childish gambino
15. i wanna be yours- arctic monkeys
GOD NO THIS PLAYLIST IS SO CUTE FUCK THIS. I HOPE U LIKE IT COS I DO. IF U WANT EXPLANATIONS ON THE SONGS HIT A HOMIE UP AND IF YOU WANT ME TO CHANGE ANY OF THE SONGS,,,,, meSSAGE ME AKFJAKSK
thank u for participating
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gonnagetyoubaby · 6 years
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Anonymous - Taehyung/ Part 9
In which you decide to text a number scrawled on the walls of your lecture hall.
Genre: Fluff
Chapters: {1} {2} {3} {4} {5} {6} {7} {8} {9} To Be Continued…
Tagged readers: @rainbow-pandacorn
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Your thumbs tapped across the glass, sending a quick “done” followed by a series of thumbs-up emojis—just enough to reciprocate the number you’d received from Jimin.
The music continued to play from your phone speaker as you placed it on the dresser, returning your attention to the curler beside it. With quick twirls, you steamed away the frizz and shapelessness of the last layer of hair tied to your crown. Rubbing serum into your palms, you ran your fingers through your hair, heading to the en-suite bathroom to wash the excess from your hands before giving yourself one last once-over.
This wasn’t Broadway, sure, but you weren’t really dressed for Broadway, were you?
The onslaught of athleisure culture on campus made your chiffon blouse and skirt ensemble look painfully formal, and the last thing you would want anyone—especially Jimin—to think is that you put any genuine thought into this outfit (even if that was the case).
Your phone vibrated from the bedroom. Striding over, you read the notification from your lockscreen.
Jimin: Almost there. Make sure you wear something nice love 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
There was no way you were reciprocating those emojis. With a sidelong glance at your closet, you let yourself think about maybe, potentially changing real quick. Leggings and a sweater were never the wrong decision. The chiffon blouse might be a bit much, no? It seemed a little try-hard. And you certainly were not a try-hard. Not for Jimin. And definitely not for what’s-his-name. But, as luck would have it, the phone in your palm lit up with another message.
Jimin: Here.
The outfit only says as much as the attitude you adopt when you wear it anyways. Glancing in the dresser mirror one last time, you nodded in satisfaction. Blessed be the Gods who granted you a face so naturally apathetic, even the nicest outfit couldn’t make you appear approachable. Grabbing your bag, you headed downstairs, shutting the door behind you.
The fact that Jimin drove a coupe should have come as no surprise to you. He leaned over the steering wheel waving at you through the passenger window. You skipped over the foliage by the dorm gate and slipped into the car. He flashed a hundred watt smile.
“You look nice.” He almost giggled, the words dripping with innuendo.
“Let’s just go.” You mumbled back, sinking into the chair.
The smile never faltering on his lips, he shifted gears, zooming away, ever the speed demon.
“You know we’re still technically in a school zone.”
“It’s a college campus, love. We’re all adults here.” He shrugged, keeping his eyes on the road, switching lanes as he found himself behind one of the school shuttle buses strolling at a leisurely 30 miles per hour. “Besides, you wanna get good seats, don’t you?”
"This isn't a reserved seating type of thing?"
He arched a brow, lip twitching. "Have you been to a theater performance before?"
You turned to stare out the window, "I mean, once or twice... when I was in middle school..."
Although you didn't see his face, the scoff was enough to let you gauge his reaction.
"Since middle school?" his voice went up an octave, "How do you expect to date- uh- my friend---"
"Damn, you'll slip his name one of these days---"
"--If you don't even like theater?"
You rolled your eyes, turning to him again, "First of all, I don't wanna date him--"
"Mmmmmmmmmmhmm--"
"-- And second, I don't not like it, I just... never got around to going."
The car inched forward, still behind the shuttle, stopping yet again. Jimin mumbled a curse as the rear lights flashed and the shuttle slowed. He sighed, glancing at you, "Well, you'll like this one. It's a good one to break your musical virginity with."
"I'm not a---"
"Middle school doesn't count, love."
"Whatever." you half-laughed, leaning an elbow on the sill of the window, resting your head in your palm, "It better be good."
"Are you doubting our talents?" he smirked.
"If Mystery Man acts anything like he texts, then..."
Jimin burst into a peal of laughter, turning back to the road, "He's pretty great, actually. You'll enjoy his performance."
Even as his laugh faded, the secret smile lingered on his lips. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed your glare, chuckling softly, "I'm not telling you, okay? You're lucky I even told you this much."
"Well, what's the point of going if I don't even know who I'm looking for?" you whined, arms flailing in front of you.
The shuttle continued forward and Jimin pressed on the accelerate, your body jutting forward as the car hummed to life. The smirk on his lips told you it wasn't an accident.
"And why aren't you performing?" you frowned, pushing your hair back from where it'd fallen over your eyes, "I thought you were both in the production."
He shook his head, the car speeding up and swerving around the shuttle via the left lane. Your hand clutched at the armrest, a sharp "Jesus!" falling from your lips.
"We have to do at least one backstage production for a major requirement-- you know, to get some experience behind the scenes-- and I volunteered for this one."
He faced you, grinning from ear to ear, "I did the choreography."
You gave him a tight smile, clutching the dashboard as he took a sharp turn.
"Do you wanna slow down a little?" you mumbled, voice shaking slightly.
Unfazed, Jimin zoomed down the street, one hand off the wheel to point at the time, "We're gonna be late. Just hold on, love."
You muttered a short prayer-- apparently not quiet enough, as Jimin giggled and, for no other reason than sadistic pleasure, you were sure, sped up.
The congestion of the parking lot might have suggested Jimin was right to speed up. Although the time on the dashboard indicated you still had a good twenty minutes before the show started, the lot was almost entirely packed, forcing (or at least that was how he phrased it) Jimin to park on the grass. The car fizzled off as he glided out, heading over to help you out, arm naturally coming around your shoulders as he guided you towards the repertory theater. Through your classes and study sessions together, you’d come to learn Jimin was an innately touchy person, which also meant you could easily brush him off without inspiring offense, so you weren’t surprised when he barely noticed you sidestepping his arm.
“You didn’t even tell me what the production is.”
Jimin stuffed his hands in the back pockets of his jeans, shrugging with a sly smile. “No point in ruining the surprise now. You’ll see when we get inside.”
He skipped ahead, compelling you to half-run to keep up.
The congestion of the parking lot should have warned you of the state of the main hall, yet, even so, you weren’t prepared for the sheer number of bodies crowded together waiting to get in. The ushers, clad in staff shirts, manned the double doors, eyeing the clock by the entrance.
“The show starts in fifteen.” Jimin yelled into your ear over the cacophony of voices, “They’ll start letting people in soon.”
You nodded, eyes scanning over the crowd, the posters on the wall too obstructed by the bodies to properly read. Sure enough, in a matter of minutes, the double doors opened and the ushers began collecting tickets in exchange for programs. The crowd slowly formed a makeshift double line, shuffling forward.
When you’d finally reached the doors, Jimin pulled out two tickets, handing them to the usher. She returned a thick program, which he handed off to you. As he guided you to your seats, arm around your shoulders again, you read the front of the packet.
“The Great Gatsby?” your eyes widened, “I didn’t know there was a play for this.”
“Musical.” He corrected, moving you in front of him to enter the aisle, “Sit there, A6.”
He sat beside you, taking the program, “And you’re right, it’s been transcribed.”
“From the book?”
“From the movie.” He flipped through the pages, showing you a list of scenes, “The new one, you know? They used the songs and assigned some of them to characters. So, like, Daisy does a number for Young and Beautiful, Jordan Baker’s gonna perform at the party, and so on. It’s cool right?”
You nodded, looking over the group photo beside the list of scenes. Jimin squatted in the front row, holding up a peace sign and flashing a hundred watt smile like the rest of the cast and crew. You smiled to yourself, looking over their faces. There were a number of boys, none of whom stood very close to Jimin.
“Are you looking for your Mystery Man?” he teased from beside you.
You glanced up, hoping the blush on your cheeks wasn’t visible in the dim auditorium lighting, “No. Just looking.”
“Which one do you think he is?”
You pressed your lips together, “If I guess right, would you tell me?”
He thought for a moment before grinning, “No.”
“Then what’s the point of guessing?” you folded your arms, leaning back in your chair. He laughed lightly to himself, handing you the program.
“You’ll see him on stage. I told you he was one of the major characters, didn’t I?”
“There’s several major male characters in this. He could be Tom Buchanan for all I know. ” You sighed, before remembering his texts. You flipped through the program to the last page, listing the cast and crew, the short instance of excitement shriveling up at the sight. The first page alone has at least 10 names.
“I thought only the relevant characters get bios,” you whined, “The whole goddamn cast is on here.”
Jimin bit back a laugh, perhaps deciding no response was the best response. Nonetheless, you skimmed over the names. Kim Brian, Woo Jiyeon, Im Kaerim, Kim Taehyung. The short bios gave little away other than their theater credentials, and that wasn’t going to help you either. With a sigh, you closed the program, just as the lights dimmed.
“How about this?” Jimin whispered, leaning into your ear, “By the end of the play, if you can guess who your mystery man is, I’ll tell you.”
“Why not now?” you leaned in as well, holding up the program, “I have the picture.”
The orchestra began to play, the strings lilting with Jimin’s laugh, “What’s the fun in that? Then you’ll know before it’s even started.”
A  husky voice began to narrate over the speakers, “In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice.”
“Or you know I won’t be able to guess when he’s in costume.”
“"Always try to see the best in people," he would say.” The voice continued.
“You don’t even know what he looks like without costume.”
“As a consequence, I'm inclined to reserve all judgments.”
You bit your lip. The stage lights faded in, and, for reasons beyond your comprehension, your mind wandered to the last conversation you’d had with the man behind those anonymous texts; to the abrupt way he’d ended your conversation. And to the realization, he hadn’t reached out to you since. You turned to Jimin, wringing the program in your hands.
“Fine.”
He grinned and nodded towards the stage. You turned.
Illuminated at the center of the stage, situated at a desk, was Nick Carraway. A dusty brown mop of hair hunched over the table, writing rapidly in a notebook, the sound of his fountain pen scratching the parchment sounding through the speakers. The orchestra matched the sound with screeching violins, building to a crescendo until it ceased altogether. The man sighed, slowly sitting back and looking out at the audience. For a moment, he said nothing, and you didn’t realize you were holding in your breath, until his gaze reached your side of the audience—or was it only you? The stage was close enough that you could make out the flicker of a frown across his face. Out of the corner of your eye, you saw Jimin smile. Nick Carraway’s lips parted, eyes lingering on yours before he stared into the abyss of the audience.  
“But even I have a limit.”
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ravensroundofrobins · 5 years
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cuz im ridiculous ive been a dick/raven fan for now...yikes, almost 20 years. i feel old. raven ships that involve people from the batfam are some of my faves, i just think shed fit in really well with their aesthetics lol ANYWAY i came here to say, idk how you feel about Teen Titans Go!, but theres an episode called "The Best Robin" where raven interacts with tim, carrie, aaand i think another version of dick? anyway its a great ep
carro u are so valid and i love and appreciate u so damn much ok? okBELIEVE IT or not, i did watch the first? season and a half maybe? of TTG! oof, i tried to Stan it for the longest time too. but it was a weird time for me, as a fan and as person. but that ep? god, TTG in general? when they do cameos & In-jokes, they do them VERY well. and i certainly remember that ep having me in stitches. maybe i should hunt it down for nostalgia’s sakeAs far as Raven fitting the Batfam Aesthetics, tbh in an Ideal DCU, she’d Already Be Part of the Fam ala, Steph Brown, ofc! (with bruce “you don’t even live here, but i guess ur kind of my kid now” wayne just.. Accepting her Presence) But alas. we must stick to various AUs and ships until such a day arrives. (& tyvm for reaching out & signal boosting this, dude. seriously. i cant *prayer hands emojis*)
(I’m collecting a bit of our fandom history & doing an Interest Check on the different robrae ships, so feel more than free to reblog this post to add your story, or send it in to the ask box!)
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slusheeduck · 6 years
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The Way You Keep Me Guessing: Coco Teacher!AU
@im-fairly-whitty and I are co-authoring this fic for the monster that is the Coco teacher!AU!!
(AU started by @scribblrhob, with inspiration from @upperstories, @hyucktor and SO SO MANY OTHERS AND IT’S A MAGICAL EXPERIENCE FOR ALL.)
Warning: I got creative with formatting and POV in this chapter, so I have no idea how it reads to someone who’s not me. Hopefully you enjoy!!
[Part 1: Unexpected Responsibility] [Part 2: La Directora] [Part 3: Skipping Class] [Part 4: An Unannounced Visit] [Part 5: The Roommate][Part 6: Día de Muertos (Pt. 1)] [Part 6: Día de Muertos (Pt. 2)]
Part 7: A Birthday Livestream
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               The tweet goes out late on the 29th. Even so, by 6:45 a.m. the next day, the stream is packed. The cheery little “Stream will start soon!” sign is up, and the chat is already lighting up with thoughts about what the surprise stream’s going to be.
Littlebear119: I bet they’re releasing a new album!
veramaj: then héctor wouldn’t be surprised tho
Littlebear119: Truuuuuueee.
hectorriveraseyelashes: Do…you guys not know what day it is?
veramaj: what?
Littlebear119: It’s Sunday?
hectorriveraseyelashes: omg you guys don’t know lmao. Preciosooooos.
               The chat quickly devolves into “CRUUUUUZ” and “NESTO HI NESTO <3” as the stream switches on. The screen’s fairly dark, but Ernesto’s face is just visible as he whispers to the camera.
               “Hola, Cruzcitos. So I know a lot of you were upset that Héctor couldn’t be there with us on Día de Muertos.”
               There’s a general burst of agreement from the chat.
               “I know, I know.  So, since we couldn’t spend the day with you, I figured you all could spend the day with us.”
               There are several crying-face emojis and “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”s in the chat.
               “And today’s no ordinary day. I’m sure some of you know it’s my amigo Héctor’s birthday today. So, Cruzcitos, we need to start the day off properly.” He switched the camera to face forward as he slowly opened the door. Beneath a heap of blankets, a gangly leg hung off the bed and a lanky arm was slung over a pillow. “Mira mira, here’s our Sleeping Beauty now,” Ernesto whispers as he creeps into the room. “And there’s only one way to wake someone up on their birthday.”
               The chat goes quiet as Ernesto sucks in a deep breath. He pauses when Héctor shifts beneath the blankets. Then, once he goes still…
                                       “ESTAS SON LAS MAÑANITAS                                        QUE CANTABA EL REY DAVID…”
               Héctor flies up off the bed as Ernesto belts “Las Mañanitas” as loud as he can, and immediately a pillow is thrown toward the camera.
               “Tú maldito hijo d—!!”
               “There are children watching this, Héctor!”
               “It is seven in the morning, tú pin—”
               “Cruzcitos, cover your ears!” A sweatshirt collides against the camera; both Ernesto and the chat are dying.
Littlebear119: OMGGGGGGG
musiica-vida: lmao
p0c0l0c0: I CAN’T BREATH OH MY GOD
veramaj: pobre hector but rip cruz
               The camera jostles as a thud that sounds suspiciously like a shoe hitting a wall rings out, and it quickly turns as Ernesto runs out and shuts the door. He switches the camera back to face him, a big grin still on his face.
               “So our Héctor might not be much of a morning person. But our celebration of Héctor’s birthday is just starting; come back around eleven for the next stream.” Ernesto ends the stream with his trademark wink and smile.
Littlebear119: Aw, boo, I can’t come to the next one :’(
p0c0l0c0: Don’t worry someone’ll record it.
hectorriveraseyelashes: I hope poor Héctor gets to sleep a little bit more.
~
               The next stream starts promptly at eleven. Another chorus of “HI NESTO!!!” and “CRUUUUZ” fills the chat, but Ernesto looks none-too-pleased. He lets out a sigh before sending a withering look to the camera.
               “So Cruzcitos, tell me this. What do you think is the best way to spend your birthday?”
               The chat rings in their answers.
hectorriveraseyelashes: Backstage passes to one of your shows.
hectorriveraseyelashes: And getting to pet Héctor’s hair for an hour.
veramaj: a nice dinner with my bf
musiica-vida: UM SORRY WHAT @hectorriveraseyelashes
hectorriveraseyelashes: You heard me.
Cruzita41: I would party ALL DAY!!!
               Ernesto nods at the answers that pour in (He does a double-take at one of them, and the chat is generally certain it’s hectorriveraseyelashes that earned it.), then huffs and shakes his head.
               “See, you all have good ideas on how to spend your birthdays. But Héctor…my friend Héctor decides that the best way to spend his birthday—”
               He turns the camera around, and the punchline of his joke is lost in the chat’s reaction.
musiica-vida: GLASSES?????
Cruzita41: GLASSES!!!!!
veramaj: since when does hector wear glasses?????
p0c0l0c0: GLASSES
musiica-vida: @HÉCTOR PLZ WEAR YOUR GLASSES ALL THE TIME
(hectorriveraseyelashes merely posts several crying faces and prayer hands)
               Héctor is tucked up on the sofa, green pen in hand and thick-framed glasses on his nose as he goes through several papers. Ernesto snorts as the reactions come in.
               “Héctor, look up.”
               Héctor sighs, but does in fact look up. “What?” he asks exasperatedly. (hectorriveraseyelashes floods the chat with various heart, crying, and prayer emojis)
               “Apparently you should wear your glasses more often.”
               “No.”
               (The disappointment in the chat is almost audible.)
               Ernesto sighs. “Sorry, Cruzcitos, but as you can see, Héctor Rivera is a tough man to sway. He won’t wear his glasses, and he spends his birthday grading papers.”
               “Well, they need to be graded by Monday. Do you have to shove that in my face? It’s hard enough reading these kids’ writing without a phone in my face.”
badnugg: omg profe héctor is actually youtube famous
musiica-vida: HE’S YOUR TEACHER??
badnugg: lol yeah
p0c0l0c0: IS HE A GOOD TEACHER???
hectorriveraseyelashes: IS HE HOT WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT MUSIC??
Littlebear119: I’m back!
Littlebear119: WAIT IS HÉCTOR WEARING GLASSES
veramaj: lol u missed a lot bear
               “Hey, Héctor, I think one of your students…” Ernesto trails off as the sound of a door opening comes from a distance. Héctor immediately perks up and smiles off screen.
               “Morning, chamaco. We’re going out for breakfast once I’m finished with these papers.”
musiica-vida: CHAMACO!!!!
p0c0l0c0: HI CHAMACO!!!
 Littlebear119: Who’s Chamaco?
hectorriveraseyelashes: It’s baby Héctor.
Cruzita41: Aww, did he just wake up? Buenos días, chamaco!!
Littlebear119: BABY HÉCTOR??
veramaj: it’s his nephew.
musiica-vida: Preeeetty sure he’s his kid. They look like exactly alike.
hectorriveraseyelashes: They definitely don’t. Also he calls Héctor Tío so checkmate.
Littlebear119: OH!!! HE’S SO CUTE!!!
               “The chat thinks you’re cute, Miguel,” Ernesto says as Miguel walks on-screen. Miguel sends him a surprised look and a shrug.
               “Thanks?”
               “Oyé, what did I say about filming Miguel?” Héctor asks, voice slightly sharp.
               “The kid has his own channel, it’s not like you’re hiding him,” Ernesto brushes off, then focuses the camera on Miguel. “So, Miguel, do you know what day it is?”
               “Uh, Sunday?”
               “Okay, but do you know the date?”
               Miguel presses his lips together, then looks down at Héctor for help. Héctor’s head falls back as he sighs.
               “It’s my birthday. Ernesto’s making it into a…thing.”
               Miguel’s eyes widen. “It’s your birthday?! Why didn’t you say anything?”
               “Because Héctor hates having fun,” Ernesto cuts in. “So Miguel, what do you want to wish your Tío Héctor on this very special day? He’s twenty-seven, you know.”
               Miguel blinks. “Oh. That’s how old you are?”
               Héctor returns to grading. “How old did you think I was?”
               “Super old. Like thirty-five.”
               The snort Héctor lets out is deemed pure and good by the chat.
               “Thirty-five?! Ay, Díos mio, then how old do you think Ernesto is?”
               “Anyway, Cruzcitos,” Ernesto says before Miguel can hazard a guess. “What are some of your wishes for Héctor’s twenty-seventh year on this earth?”
Cruzita41: I hope he has a wonderful year!!
p0c0l0c0: I hope he doesn’t join the 27 club :(
veramaj: what’s that?
Littlebear119: I hope you guys really make it big!! Being a teacher looks so boring
p0c0l0c0: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club
p0c0l0c0: Did the link work?
Littlebear119: OH NO :’(
veramaj: HÉCTOR PLEASE DON’T JOIN THAT CLUB
(hectorriveraseyelashes’ wish for Héctor is reported as inappropriate by several members.)
p0c0l0c0: Lashes plz
               “Aw, qué amable! Well, we are trying our best to get more gigs and…”
               Ernesto’s words are ignored, viewers instead focused on Miguel as he climbs onto the arm of the sofa and peeks down at what Héctor’s grading. Several heart emojis flood the chat as they talk too quietly to be heard over Ernesto’s talking. Héctor asks something, Miguel pulls a face, and Héctor laughs as he pulls off his glasses (much to the disappointment of the chat.)
               “All right, all right, I won’t let you starve, chamaco. I’ll bring these with me.” As he stuffs his papers into his backpack, he sends the camera with a withering look. “And if you bring out that—” The chat doesn’t miss the quick glance toward Miguel. “--darn phone while we’re out, Ernesto, I’m throwing it right into the street.”
               “And then you’re paying for it.” The camera switches back to Ernesto, where he gives a dramatic sigh. “Looks like that’s all for now, Cruzcitos.” He glances up as Héctor and Miguel’s voices trail off and a door shuts. He smiles, then adds in a whisper, “Come back around two. We’ll be having another stream then.”
               The screen goes black, and the chat is all abuzz.
Littlebear119: Héctor really doesn’t seem like he wants to do these streams…
p0c0l0c0: It’s part of an act they do. Héctor’s all smiles on whenever he’s on Chamaco’s channel.
Littlebear119: CHAMACO HAS A CHANNEL???
p0c0l0c0: YES AND IT’S THE SWEETEST THING.
p0c0l0c0: My heart grows three times bigger whenever I get a notification from him.
veramaj: yeah héctor’s definitely just playing.
Littlebear119: I hope he is.
hectorriveraseyelashes: I don’t care if he is. I’ll take any excuse to see that man’s beautiful face.
musiica-vida: WE KNOW, LASHES.
~
               The next stream starts without so much as a word from Ernesto. The chat goes quiet as the camera focuses on Héctor and Miguel. Both have their guitars in their lap, and Héctor picks out a simple tune.
               “Okay, no looking. See if you can play what I just did.”
               Miguel starts to pluck out the same tune, but he groans as he messes up a note. “It’s so hard!”
               “I know it’s hard, that’s why we’re practicing. You gotta train those ears just as much as your fingers, chamaco.” He plays the tune again. “All right, una vez más. I bet you’ll get it this time.”
querida9512: Can Héctor Rivera please be my dad?
p0c0l0c0: This is SO CUTE, I can’t handle it. Gracias, Nesto.
Littlebear119: Does Héctor know Ernesto’s filming?
veramaj: probably.
musiica-vida: It doesn’t seem like it, but I’m sure he doesn’t mind.
               A knock sounds out. Héctor doesn’t look up.
               “It’s open! All right, chamaco, play it one more time.” He turns and grins from his place on the floor as a woman pops her head in. “You’re just in time, diosa, Miguel’s just learned a song by ear.”
               The chat is a STREAM of activity.
querida9512: IS THAT THE POCO LOCO LADY???
hectorriveraseyelashes: Um, I am the Poco Loco lady.
Littlebear119: Diosa’s such a pretty name!
badnugg: wait, dire imelda?
querida9512: YOU KNOW HER????
badnugg: I think she’s the directora of my school…
badnugg: omg
badnugg: téodora was right about her and profe héctor
veramaj: she’s so pretty, she can’t work at a school
p0c0l0c0: Héctor works at a school.
veramaj: but she’s actually PRETTY.
p0c0l0c0: ARE YOU SAYING HÉCTOR ISN’T???
hectorriveraseyelashes: The rule in this stream is that we love and respect Héctor Rivera’s beautiful face.
hectorriveraseyelashes: Can we block @veramaj?
veramaj: omg u guys chill out
               Diosa smiles fondly as Miguel picks out the tune, correctly this time. (The chat is full of praise for him.) “Perfecto, Miguel. Anyway, I just wanted to make sure you remembered that our reservations are at—” She glances up midway through the sentence, then freezes as her eyes lock onto the camera. She quickly pops her head out and slams the door shut.
               Héctor jumps at the slam, then glances down at Miguel before setting his guitar aside to get to his feet. “Imelda? Imelda!” he calls as he heads to the door and steps outside.
               Miguel’s brow furrows, but he looks up at the camera with a shrug. The camera moves slowly to the door, and the barest bits of conversation can be heard through it.
               “Why didn’t you warn me? I would have texted you.”
               “Warn you about what?”
               “That your roommate was filming.”
               “What? No, he wasn’t.”  
               “Did you not see the way he was holding his phone?”
               “He just does that sometimes.”
               “Well, why don’t you go and ask him?”
               “He wasn’t filming! He knows he has to ask before filming if Miguel’s in the room.”
               “He doesn’t have to ask with you?”
               “It’s different. This is what we make part of our living off of. I’m used to it by now.”
               There was an irritated huff. “I can’t help you there. But you’d better be taking care of that little boy.”
               “I am, Imelda.”
               A thrill goes through the chat as Héctor’s voice, quiet as it is, goes sharp, though everyone quickly quiets as they hear his sigh.
               “I’m sorry. It’s…been a long day. Would you believe I woke up at seven?”
               There’s murmuring outside, but it’s too quiet to be picked up by the mic. What is picked up is the creak of a doorknob and a bitten-off word from Ernesto before the screen quickly goes black.
p0c0l0c0: So…he didn’t ask permission?
Littlebear119: I thought it was off.
dlcswaifu: I’m sure it’s fine. Cruz probably thought Héctor knew.
veramaj: i hope so. i don’t want them to fight.
~
               There’s no announcement when the next stream is, so everyone is pleasantly surprised when they get a notification that Ernesto y Héctor is streaming an hour later. The first thing everyone sees is…
p0c0l0c0: CHAMACO!!!!
Cruzita41: CHAMACOOOOOO
Littlebear119: AAAAA it’s Miguelito!!!!
veramaj: omg look at that precious face.
               Miguel’s brow furrows as he tries to figure out how to best hold the phone, but he grins at everyone’s greetings. “Hola! Cruz let me take over the livestream for a little bit!”
Littlebear119: OH MY GOODNESS HOW PRECIOUS!!!
veramaj: we’ve been blessed today
querida9512: I mean we already knew November 30 was a holy day.
musiica-vida: @hectorriveraseyelashes BE GOOD
p0c0l0c0: @hectorriveraseyelashes BE GOOD
veramaj: @hectorriveraseyelashes BE GOOD
dlcswaifu: @hectorriveraseyelashes BE GOOD
hectorriveraseyelashes: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS SHUT UP
hectorriveraseyelashes: Of course I’ll be good. My future step-son doesn’t need to know how thirsty I am for his tío.
               Miguel’s eyes dart down to the chat, reading the responses before frowning slightly. “Um, I don’t think you can drink my tío.”
               The chat collectively dies.
Littlebear119: So how are you doing, Miguel????
Cruzita41: We saw your practice earlier, you’re so good!!
dlcswaifu: Where’s Cruz???
               Miguel grins brightly as he catches the praise among the questions, then settles back in his seat. “I’m fine. Tío Héctor said that he and Cruz needed to talk for a bit, so Cruz set me up here so I could talk with you all!”
               There’s one comment from quetzalcoatl-kun about how they came for Cruz and not some stupid kid, but it’s quickly drowned out by the wild enthusiasm from other Cruzcitos over how they get to talk to Chamaco.
 musiica-vida: So big fandom question, are you Héctor’s kid or his nephew?
               “Actually, we’re primos! My abuelita is his tía,” Miguel chirps.
dlcswaifu: So do you live with him?
               “I do for now.”
dlcswaifu: Why?
               Miguel opens his mouth, but closes it and swallows hard without answering. The chat is quick to flood him with other questions.
p0c0l0c0: Is your tío a good teacher?
querida9512: You’re a fan of Cruz, too, right? What’s it like living with your YouTube idol?
hectorriveraseyelashes: On a scale of 1-10 how willing would you be to have me be your new tía?
veramaj: have u been to any of their concerts yet?
hectorriveraseyelashes: There hasn’t been a concert with both of them since Chamaco came around.
musiica-vida: Not that we mind! It’s so sweet to see Héctor taking care of his primo <3
veramaj: he could have gone to one before he lived with héctor
Littlebear119: What’s your favorite subject in school, Miguel?
querida9512: And when’s the next update on your channel?
               “Espera, espera, this is a lot!” Miguel laughs, discomfort gone as he scrolls up through the chat. “Tío Héctor’s a really good teacher, even though he keeps making me do boring things like scales. I used to watch Cruz’s videos to figure out how to play better, but now I can just ask him!” He scrolls a little more. “I really like math. Is that weird? Oh! And P.E.! I’m definitely the fastest on my class’s fútbol team.” He shrugs. “And I don’t really know about updates, I—” He stops suddenly, glancing up as a sharp voice comes from somewhere, just loud enough to be picked up over the mic. “I, uh…” He glances back at the phone. “One second.”
               He sets the phone down, livestream still going on. A creaking door is picked up over the mic, and the two voices are a little clearer. Nearly every viewer turns up their volume to max to catch what’s being said.
               “You’re absolutely sure you weren’t filming?”
               “Honestly, Héctor, it’s not like I can do it by accident. You’ve gotten so paranoid since bringing in the kid.”
               “I’m his godfather. I’m supposed to be.” A frustrated sigh. “Look, I’m done, okay? I don’t want anymore filming today. Just let me enjoy my birthday in peace.”
               “We wouldn’t have to do this if you’d come to the Día de Muertos show, you know.”
               “But you couldn’t even ask me before you burst in at seven a.m.?”
               “It wouldn’t have been funny if you knew. And it’s gotten us a stable audience all day.” There’s a beat of silence, then a long sigh. “Look, I’m sorry you’re bothered. I thought you’d be more game for this. Guess I was wrong.”
               “It’s…it’s fine. Just no more filming Miguel unless I know.”
               “I didn’t.”
               “I know, but you might. And if I find that damned iPhone around him I swear…”
               Miguel gives a little gasp, and quick footsteps come back toward the phone before he’s back onscreen.
               “Gotta go! I’ll see you all around!” he says, then quickly ends the livestream.
Littlebear119: So Héctor really didn’t know…
musiica-vida: Did…Ernesto lie to him?
dlcswaifu: He probably didn’t know he was filming.
querida9512: But he just said that he couldn’t do it by accident.
dlcswaifu: I’ve done a lot of dumb things by accident without knowing I could. He’ll probably delete the footage once he realizes.
veramaj: i think it’s scripted. cruz’s done drama things in the past; maybe the views are down.
musiica-vida: Ooh, that’s a good point. I think you’re right.
dlcswaifu: Nothing gets views like a fight and a kid.
Littlebear119: :/ I dunno. I feel weird about this stream.
~
               The last livestream comes late that afternoon. Once again, there’s no notice before the notification goes off on everyone’s phone, and everyone who can manages to pile in to the chat as quickly as possible.
               There’s a general air of confusion as they get a very nice shot of the kitchen.
               “Is it recording now?” Héctor asks off-screen.
               “I can’t see. Is there a red circle?” comes Miguel’s voice. The camera tilts, shifting the view to the ceiling. “Yeah, it’s recording, but you’ve got the wrong camera on.”
               “How do I change it?”
               “You see that camera button? Just tap it.”
               “Just tap—” The camera abruptly switches to selfie-mode, and Héctor’s obviously startled by it. “Ah! Okay! Okay, there we go. Hola!”
               The chat is FULL of heart emojis and !!!!!!!!!!!!!’s.
p0c0l0c0: FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS, HÉCTOR!!!!
musiica-vida: FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS!!!!!!!
Littlebear119: FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS!!!!! <3 <3 <3
(Needless to say, the chat is flooded with “FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS”es.)
Héctor looks caught off-guard by the response, then laughs. “Gracias, gracias! I’m, ah, I’m not really good with this whole livestreaming thing, but I wanted to thank you all for such wonderful wishes!”
musiica-vida: IT’S NOTHING WE LOVE YOU HÉCTOR <3 <3 <3
hectorriveraseyelashes: That blazer tho…
Littlebear119: We all hope you had a wonderful day!!!!
               “That’s, ah, that’s really all I have to say. I actually have to leave in…” He glances off-camera. “Now. But I wanted to let you all know that I appreciate your…” He trails off as the chat bursts to life again.
hectorriveraseyelashes: GLASSES.
p0c0l0c0: YES PLEASE WEAR YOUR GLASSES.
p0c0l0c0: JUST FOR A SECOND.
musiica-vida: HÉCTOR PLZ. DO IT FOR US.
hectorriveraseyelashes: GLASSESSSSS…
               He sighs as he looks over the chat. “Diosa, look at this.”
               The woman from earlier (“IMELDA!!!” as musiica-vida pointed out), just peeked over Héctor’s shoulder to look at the chat, then tilted her head up with a smirk.
               “See? It’s not just me who thinks you should be able to see.”
               “I can see just fine.”
               “It took you three times to hit the record button,” Miguel pipes up from off-screen.
               “Here.” Imelda looks down as something that sound suspiciously like a glasses case opens, and she holds up the glasses. “You should at least do it for your fans. And for me.”
               Héctor rolls his eyes, but smiles a bit as he leans down slightly so Imelda can slip them on. “Only if you wear your hair down on your birthday.”
               “Deal.” She smiles at him as he stands up straight and pats his cheek. “Muy guapo, cariño.”
               He shakes his head, then looks back at the camera. The chat has devolved into a mess of “SO CUUUUUTE!!!” and “SÍÍÍ MUY GUAPO” and more sparkle emojis and hearts than could be counted. (Save for hectorriveraseyelashes, who floods the chat with crying emojis.)
               “Well, that’s it for today. We really do appreciate your guys’ support, and thanks again for being part of one of the most memorable birthday’s I’ve ever had.” He gives a little wave with his free hand. “Adíos!”
               The video ends, and the chat is beside itself with delight—all the drama from the last stream completely forgotten.
Littlebear119: They’re all so cute I just can’t.
musiica-vida: I KNOOOWWW
hectorriveraseyelashes: I don’t know if I want to KILL Diosa or BE Diosa.
p0c0l0c0: Please choose “be”
hectorriveraseyelashes: FINE.
hectorriveraseyelashes: For now.
hectorriveraseyelashes: Those glasses, tho
dlcswaifu: I’M A CRUZ FANGRIL AND I LOVE THOSE GLASSES???
hectorriveraseyelashes: I found God in those glasses tonight.
badnugg: omg i can’t wait for school tomorrow.
hectorriveraseyelashes: #jealous
veramaj: i’m just so glad that everything’s all right. i knew it couldn’t be a real fight. cruz is way too nice for that.  
As always, thank you so, so much for reading! Wit’s got the next installment, so be sure to check over her way in the next week or so! Also we have tons of headcanons we’re ready to scream about at any given moment, so don’t be shy and come talk to us!
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He’s blonde and like his hair’s wispy and it made my stomach flop and he looks like the Basic Soft White Boy™ all cute n shit like whomst allowed him?? to be like that??? hitting my weak spot with no remorse??
So we get to talking and I make him hard using my Fic Skills™ and he’s sending me pics and wow?? Y’all know in fics when I say H has a pretty cock?? This boy hit that mark like it didn’t look too veiny or engorged like a ballon or anything it was pretty!!
And the thing is, he was so soft like when he sent the face pic he was like “I bet you’re too good for me” n I was like “lol bitch wHeRe?” n then I sent one bacc n he was like “oh my god...you’re stunning”
Uhm # 1.) Quit Playing Games With My Heart (Copyright © Backstreet Boys 2008) aND # 2.) u just made my heart nut wow??
So we kept going and he was like, “Do you want my head between your thighs or my cock inside that tight little cunt?” n I was like “shoot👀👀👀get on ur knees bitch” n this boi.,,.,this gift.,,.,.lowkey think he either reads or writes fanfic bc he was spot!! on!! mothertruckers!!
And like halfway through mentally going down on me, he goes, “I’m gonna have to get your snap or something after this 😉”
N I literally whipped like I took my hand out my panties and whipped bc I didn’t want to come on strong or anything and he just read my mind like praise the Lort™
So I was like “why don’t we exchange now in case the site crashes” and we did and we took our little party to snap and another confirmation that he is indeed Real™ is he had a bitmoji and his last name was on his snapsmjsjs
So I tell him I can’t snap rn bc it’s night and my parents would have my ass as a midnight snack and he was like “that’s fine babe” n I was like cool cool ok keep uhhhhh ya know
So he keeps going and literally I feel like this boy had a list of all— and I mean ALL— of my kinks and was just going down the list, checking them off
Daddy kink ✔️
Good girl kink ✔️
Praise kink ✔️
“Gonna cum over daddy’s thick cock like the good girl you are?” ✔️
“Beg for me to fuck you.” ✔️
“Oh, you like that, huh? Naughty little thing.” ✔️
“That’s a nice girl.” ✔️
Good use of emojis at appropriate times ✔️✔️✔️
THE WHOLE TIME I WAS LITERALLY PUTTING MY HAND UP TO THE SKY AND THANKING GOD THAT I FOUND THIS GUY LIKE WOW IM SO USED TO GIVING N NOW I GET TO RECIEVEEEEE oh and after he finished going down on me he said “Shall we fuck?” n idk I just thought that was cuteskdmdke
and so he kept checking up on me and was insistent i cum first and just wow get u a mans who cares
So when I Burst At The Seams™, I went to help him so I did my Smut Writer Thing™ n he did his Nut Thing™ and after we were all said and done he was all “That was so fucking good, baby, wow” n I was all *blush blush* and then he said “you literally just blew my legs off like they’re goneeee 😂😂😂”
N i was like “yeah?” N he was like “definitely. My entire body’s been off tho lately cause I’m ill but you just blew my legs haha” n me, containing the Caring Female Hormone™, asked him how he got sick and he was like “I was playing football outside the day before in the cold” n I was about to hit him with my mom instinct but then was like hmmm🧐🧐🧐I prolly SHOULDNT rn since he’s cleaning jizz off himself that I conjured into existence haha!!
So then he was like “getting up to go get breakfast is gonna be a challenge now but I’ll find a way 😂😂” and literally JUST as I was typing out “my g where u from?” he sent “Oh, and I’m from England, btw...”
So then I nutted yet AGAIN bc wOW HE’S BRTISH N HARRYKEKDJEJS
And whilst I was busting my nonexistent balls he then proceeded to write a cocky lil, “So I have an accent thing goin on...” to which i responded to with a “wOW” as I busted my third nut yet AGAIN² in the last 10 minutes
And yeah he told me to get to bed and that “we’ll find a way around the time zones 😏” and I was like “shoot!! Yes!! We!! Will!!” and yeah now I’m here crying bc the universe answered my extensive prayers can y’all beliEVE
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uhhhhhh notes HURT WEEK im pains
"They call me eagle-eye fjord where i come from." "maybe raven. i dont know." that theory about Fjord being the Hawker is suspicious rn (Apparently theres a third i missed whoops) sam apparently similar thoughts maybe bc Nott brings it up
Jester finally teaching kiri basic phrases, like "go fuck yourself"
Beau + Fjord taking first watch
Caleb checking out the dodecahedron
(Unrelated odd point: i have a current dislike/distrust for liam, which is bullshit bc... i love liam. and caleb and vax. but apparently smt is wrong.)
Dodecahedron is Very Old, and has been shaped/polished Cay uses the haversack as a pillow
BEAU/FJORD Beau: "I think I messed up. I think I should apologise." I HURT? Oh beauregard. oh marisha. "i wanna try, I guess" F: I think he deserves that. He's been good to us. i regret not writing fic now 8(
"OOH, terrible" "YEP." "five" "five" (collective "ooh")
Nott + Jes second. they roll not great.
Tinkle tinkle "nnhnohfishnott"
Kiri is poofed up asleep aAW
trident goin for FRUMPKIN NOOO (pause whilst they look for range on dismissal)
Kiri wakes up "Go fuck yourself :("
Theyre waiting for fish head they could just reappear Frumpkin tho...
Jester is sacred flaming, Molly has a sword active + stabs, Caleb fire bolt, Nott fires an arrow, Fjord eldritch blast, Yasha stabby
Molly + Nott + Caleb miss Fjord hits, Beau hits, Yasha hits dunno bout jes
frumpkin poofs back but doesn't see anything else.
???? alarm lasts 8 hours, not until triggered yall it should still be up. they need to look up the spells smh
Nott messaging to tell yash to hide the bodies
LAst watch is Yash and Caleb i need to stop shortening names
Caleb asks Yasha for people advice :') He's writing it down... i love him Yashas advice is basically "Fucking Bathe" And cay confirms he keeps himself gross because people ignore him more that way 8( Baby
C: "Do you know what i miss? shaving." Y: "I could shave you right now with my sword. I've done it before, you know, to... not have hair on my arms-" Omg shes doing it omg theyre doing it omg I DONT HAVE TO DRAW FACIAL HAIR IN MY FANART ANY MORE FUCK <3333
cay forgets he has a dagger jesus fucking christ
i love everyone making comments + taliesins just amazed like, borderline heart eye emoji look at this whole scenario
M: (to Caleb) "Well done, she [yasha] likes you!"
Nott is Not Happy About Water N: I'LL STAY WITH KIRI everyone else: Convincing her to come N: I'll stay with kiri, and if there's any trouble... we'll see what happens
Fjord goes first, he sees, with his 60ft darkvision, architeture of room. mistly natural, some bits not.
Fjord botches his stealth roll but matt botches his perception even worse. and my thing crashed im so mad.
Fjord is Not a good swimmer. hes like. 30ft swimming speed. Things being left: Caleb's books (2) Molly's coat
travis willingham going "kiris gotta die" then dragging everyone who gasped through the dirt
beau gets fucking 37 on her stealth check Matt: "That's some vax numbers right there!"
The visual aid is... so extra. lights. smoke. what the fuck matthew. (note: when ur best friend is called matthew this is a phrase you say too much)
Surprise round for erryone but Molly and Yasha (purrsonally, i think they were too busy talking abt how beautiful cay is now ;3c)
everyone rolled shite for initiative tho
Caleb casting haste on molly O:
Fjord is very very adept at everything
everyone on crit role can do maths better than me 8(
the marrow fuck beau and fjord royally
watching call lightning forming + marishas face as she slowly realises :)
jes gets the first hdywtdt + crushes a fish with a lollipop
Caleb is taking blind potshots with the glove of blasting boyy. One even hits!
moll gets 3 attacks i love my beautiful devil child
N: Are you guys alive and do you need anything? you can reply to this message~ C: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK N: oh,, alright.
Taliesin's relief when ashley actually hits is very good.
Beau goes down! D:
hi unrelated taliesin sticking his tongue out at sam fills me with indescribable joy
NEW: Horny twink gets double penetrated by feisty wet ones.
... which is to say two fish dudes stab molly.
Jes heals Beau, but we all know fine fucking well if she hadn't, Yasha would have done it on her next turn. still might since she's only on 11
Cay using dispel magic O:
Molly gets the second hdywtdt "I'm literally just a windmill at this point"
FJORD gets the third F: "I see Molly loojin' around, give him a little wink-" (murders) M: Fucking arsehole F: (witty comment) PEACE OUT (blinks out again)
"Sevens are scary" - Taliesin
Yash gets the next hdywtdt Xorhasian Neck Tie Jesus christ
I was right tho Yasha was seriously considering healing beau, it just takes her action
Two more fishfucks 8(
More call lightning
Sams flask says "lost my best friend over a bowl" and that hurtie
caleb is boutta die. Yasha is boutta die first lmao oh no. i love taliesin jaffe an inhuman amount. Yash gets pulled OVER beau and marisha makes like grabby hand motions which is VERY cute
ok NOW caleb boutta die. he Shield's, and then fragments "Caleb will remember this"
Beau looks at Yasha, looks at Caleb, and goes to CALEB (sobs) blasts a ki point and everything
Molly gets a nat 20 oh he's such a babe
Nott spending her turn justifying herself to Kiri
Fjord blinks back in and fucks up ANOTHER fishfuck
Yasha casting healing hands on HERSELF good.
"You dont have a printout of your character sheet????" "Oh yeah I do after you asked me nine times" liam wh
both yash and caleb are at ONE hp
B, spening her last ki point: HEYCALEBWESHOULDTALKLATER
Beau gets the HDYWTDT tho
Molly is Very Sick from losing haste
Caleb goes the fuck down Fails his first save
everytime tal says "im gonna try something weird"  i heart eyes emoji shame he cant do jack fuck though
Nott Burning Bolt shoots the fishfuck for 24 damage jeeeeez doesnt die but drops lightning
Fjord: (appears, fails, disappears)
if Caleb permadeaths i WILL cry
PLEASE YASHA PLEASE GOD JESTER PLEASE THEY KILL IT IM CRYING SO HARD no like literally i am actually crying bc matt very deliberately did that so that he didnt kill Caleb
Jester uses her pearl of power to regain a slot, and use it to cast prayer of healing for SHIT rolls.
Jester goes back to Kiri <333 baby. baby bird.
Matt mercer keeps using words ive only ever seen written and im ALWAYS ???? about their pronunciation
Fjord finds some L00t Like boxes and longswords and a pool of water with dozens of metallic objects mostly outlawed diety symols. changebringer moonweaver. others i forgot. stormlord. everlight. asmodeus ooh, bane strife emperor. and tiamat.
"a little black bird that's fluttering to try and get dry" fuck thats so damn cute. Marisha has the :D face
Calebs books are dry
wooden box + pool are magic. like. WITHIN.
Enchantment in the box. Molly collecting the moonweaver pieces
JESTER FINDS TWO SYMBOLS FOR THE TRAVELLER? HOLY SHIT Different make, pure silver one, burnished bronze another door arch with the road
Molly gets 12-13 symbols
Nott mage hands just so good even drunk
in the box is a blade, gold, jewel encrusted Molly shoves Nott aside to get it cause its a scimitar style
Caleb finds the arch-heart symbol? Takes one
Yasha takes 4 symbols for the storm god.
Bane/strife emperor symbol Fjord is curious about chained coffin he throws it into the pool. nothing happens.
JEster goes to pll it out and gets a big catseye yellow gem,  magical, but not a school of arcane magic. it has a line groove in it, very deliberate, an oval.
"something about that [orb] is very familiar"??? (Matt to Travis)
i was right about the orb being familiar
C: (abt the gold sword) This blade is called Summer's Dance C: "Mr. Mollymauk," M: "Mr. Caleb."
Blade allows user to cast Blink basically, and is stronk
official-europa replied to your post: uhhhhhh notes HURT WEEK im pains “They...
i think its probably misty step and not blink 
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on the sword i mean
caleb tries to ID the orb
fjord touches it "sky is moonlit + cloudless, clothes not your own, nor body, overcoat + human skin. thick calloused skin. left hand stone. look down, see body of previous owner, dead in blood. natural landmass seawater night. flash. right hand grasps falchion. voice booms. potential. jams the stone into gut, cCONSUME. vanishes into belly. looks into water. REWARD." "Vandrin."
i dont kn ow what the fuck is going on.??? everyone else sees this o shit
oh shit is the eye the symbol of Fjord's patron?
"he was my mentor, a captain of mine. a man named Vandrin." Y: What happened to Vandrin? F: I'm not sure. he captained the ship i worked on for many years, and their was an incident. an explosion, terrible weather, waves, "i was knocked overboard" when f woke up he was back on shore
"how did you survive" "I'm not entirely sure."
explosion was sabotage.
the pool is saltwater.
Molly shoves Fjord's head into the water
comes up "You okay???" "Do it again" "Tap three times when you're done!" Fjord drowns
they take as much as possible up and out and decide to dynamite everything in. dramatic exit..
They take the bodies down and lay them in the swamp to rest and decompose.
Beau tries to pull Caleb aside and he just stonewalls her until she actually apologises.
Caleb "I give beauregard a hug and say 'idont know what im doing. just. go with it." BEau very AWKWARDLY hugs him back Beau consulting Fjord, Caleb consulting Yasha The entire other side of the table clapping.
Beau: UH. GOOD TALK. FRIEND. (awkward silence) Beau: Seriously though. Friend? (pause) Caleb: Uh. Ja. (brb dying)
there is a single yellow eye on the hilt of the falchion.
episode END
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I LIKE YOU IS IM SHAKING NO WORDS I HAVE NO WORDS
everytime it was like jOAHABNIDA I actually cried I can barely articulate oh my gogogod
AND JAE’S VOICE????????? UHMMMM HIS FACE?????? WHO ALLOWED THIS iM CRYING JAE’S ILL BE FINE THEN THE DESCENDING NOTES BEFORE THE BALLOOON AAAAAA
look my mans my dudes my friends Brian Kang is single handedly one of the hottest men alive wow holy hell I am shook and shaking
WONPIL WITH THE HIGH NOTES ALWAYS!!! And he’s so soft a soft GOD EVERYTIME HE CLOSES HIS EYES TO SING SHAKES ME
SUNGJIN A MAN A MAN A REAL REAL MAN and lemme say his auburn hair is beautiful and he’s beautiful and it all was beautiful *wink* fcuk his subtle look to the camera uhm uhmmmm marry me
LOOOOOOOOOK EVERYTIME DOWOON PLAYS HIS DRUMS AND DOES THE LIP BITE LICK THING UHM YES hi hello my kink is Yoon Dowoon
THE SHOW MUST GO ON
Oh god I’m cRYING
Look I’m still screaming
Also I must say have to say the concept for this video was really heartwarming and cute and very welcomed I wish that were me
I’m posting so much tonight jebus
I’m blessed prayer hands emoji blessed 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Im allowed to die in peace
Just finna gotta save money for the moonrise album
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Boku No Hero Adventure [1/?]
After a Decade, UA Games Announces New Sequel to Popular Fantasy RPG Smash Hit, Hero Adventure: Symbol of Peace.
(the wiki and social media fic about a game that doesn't exist)  
Read it here on AO3.
June 15th, 2016 - Game Announcement
Hero Adventure posted:
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After a Decade, UA Games Announces New Sequel to Popular Fantasy RPG Smash Hit, Hero Adventure: Symbol of Peace
By Maya Lurelin
June 15, 2015, 3:42 pm
Boku no Hero Adventure is the upcoming new installment to the popular fantasy RPG franchise, Hero Adventure. Known for its memorable characters, engaging mix of simulation and RPG combat, and an engaging fantasy world, Hero Adventure defined the early 90s as one of the most beloved RPG games. The story of All Might and Shimura Nana’s struggle against the villainous All for One inspired spin off light novels, 4-koma, and even one questionable live action movie.
However, after a decade, fans had begun to lose hope that UA release a sequel to continue All Might’s adventures. So imagine the collective shock at the UA panel’s presentation when those familiar chords of “You Say Run” began to swell. At the panel, UA debuted their a 30-second long teaser trailer, mainly showcasing nostalgic environments like the Ingenium Manor and the Pussycat Woods now rendered beautifully in 3d. The trailer ended with a stunning cut of the One for All blade emerging from molten lava and a white gloved hand grabbing its hilt. The title card revealed that the sequel is to be called Boku no Hero Adventure and UA Games is expecting a release date next year in June 2016.
Already fans are clamoring for more details, but at the moment, information seems to be sparse. Little is known about the content of the game or its characters. Many speculate that All Might will no longer be the protagonist, comparing the hand in the trailer to All Might’s, and the game will naturally follow the eighth wielder of the One For All blade. At the panel, lead developer Horikoshi Kohei said:
“It’s been a decade since the original Hero Adventure game was released and so we want to deliver something that will both satisfy fans of the original as well as bring in new fans to the series. In every way, Boku no Hero Adventure is meant to be the next step in the Hero Adventure legacy.”
Likely trailers and other promotional material will begin to be released as 2016 rolls around. So far, Boku no Hero Adventure has been confirmed for the PS4and PC.
Boku no Hero Adventure is set to be coming out Summer 2016 in Japan, English localization not yet confirmed.
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AllMightiest
IT’S BEEN 84 YEARSSSSSSSS
*champagne emoji* *clapping emoji* *crying emoji* *champagne emoji*
nyoomenginenyoom
BUT WHAT ABOUT ENGLISH LOCALIZATION, UA DON’T DO THIS TO ME
ghoulparty
I think my heart stopped when I heard those first few notes. My mom came in and asked me why I was crying. THE TREES TILES, MOM, THE TREES TILES. 
X9
im so hype but also if u play as the 9th one for all user, doesn’t this mean all might is dead????
       Sniperforlife > X9
       Spoilers!!!! Also maybe not? Nana giving All Might her powers only made her weak, it didn’t kill her.
       crimsonparty > Sniperforlife
       lol this game has been out for 10 years
       edgelord ruth > Sniperforlife
       but it does mean all might might (heh) be weak and old! I’M NOT READY TO SEE OLD ALL MIGHT. OTL
       Sniperforlife > edgelord ruth
       GRAN TORINO IS GOING TO BE GRANPA TORINO
boombaby
hallelujah i praise the gods of one for all and PLUS ULTRAAAAAAAAAA
now please UA just confirm localization *prayer hands emoji*
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Hero Adventure posted:
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BNHA in Famitsu scans, First Look at Midoriya Izuku, the 8 th wielder of One For All, and Exclusive Interview with Neda Hirofumi, Art Director
By Kevin Lee
December 22nd, 2015, 2:28 pm
This week, Famitsu released the first artworks of the protagonist for Boku no Hero Adventure, the highly anticipated sequel of Hero Adventure: Symbol of Peace, coming out June 2016. The issue confirms long held fan suspicions that the game does not feature All Might, the protagonist of HA: SoP, as its main character. Instead, fans can look forward to playing as Midoriya Izuku, the purported student and eight inheritor of the legendary blade, One for All. The game setting is said to take some twenty years after the original Hero Adventure.
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(thank you to Tanaka-san for the scans!)
This magazine issue also included a rare interview with the game’s Art Director, Neda Hirofumi, who talks about the difficulties in moving designs from 2D into 3D. Here are some excerpts below:
Neda: When I was brought on to do the design work for Boku no Hero Adventure I was very nervous! I had actually played the original Hero Adventure when I was in college, on the PS1. So the series was very nostalgic for me. My friends all asked me when I got the job, isn’t it fun to design for the characters and environments you grew up drawing? But I ended up being the unhappiest when the design wasn’t working. *laughs*
Neda: You see, the original Hero Adventure was 2D and it was the era of beautiful sprite work. Your impression of the landscapes and those American comic book battle scenes were really strong. So we had a long debate of whether Boku no Hero Adventure should try to look like that. But Horikoshi-san [the lead developer] really wanted to push our boundaries and not just create something easy. But the effort to really translate the feelings in a 2D world into an original 3D world isn’t easy. *laughs*
Neda: Horikoshi-san knew from the start that we wanted to make a game that was the reverse of a sequel. That became a bit of a catchphrase around the office. How to make a sequel that wasn’t a sequel. And so I let those feelings express themselves in the art and that’s why in 3D, we went with a richer, more stylized design and a kind of visual charm, to really try and make our players go, “oh, this is the world I saved ten years ago, but it’s completely new and I want to explore it”.
Boku no Hero Adventure is set to be coming out July 2016 in Japan, US, and EU for the PS4, WiiU, and PC.
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Boku no Hero Adventure - Official Story Trailer - UA Games 2016
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Published January 12, 2016
Boku no Hero Adventure - coming soon to PS4, WiiU, and PC. Preorder here!
The long awaited sequel to Hero Adventure: Symbol of Peace, is coming soon! Step into a fantasy RPG rife with a rich history and complex stories as the aspiring young hero, Midoriya Izuku, must battle the hidden evils that have begun to move again. At the end of the All Might era, who can hold back the twilight of villainy that threatens to engulf the world? Gather rivals and comrades from the corners of the land and fight for your right to be the successor of One for All!
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[Audio Translation]
In a world that has flourished under the peaceful light of All Might,
The roots of evil have begun to worm their way to the surface.
One young man must be ready to risk everything.
For his greatest dream.
Midoriya (VO): I want to save everyone with a smile!
Midoriya (VO): I might not have any special powers, but if I use my mind and work hard-
Bakugo (VO): Move out of the way you backwater peasant! I’ll be the one to claim the legacy of All Might.
Uraraka (VO): For the sake of my family, I have to do my best! I’m not going to let anyone die on my watch!
Iida (VO): It is the duty of a knight of Ingenium to conduct himself with poise and dignity at all times. I cannot tolerate such abhorrent prices for these radishes!
Find friends and rivals alike and unravel the truth about the festering evil. Choose wisely, for your decisions will affect your friends, their stories, and even the fate of the whole world.
Villain (Name?) (VO): You’re a fool if you think the world needs a hero like you! You can’t save everyone!
Nana (VO): Just remember, Toshinori, a hero’s smile can save their hearts!
Midoriya (VO): GO BEYOND! PLUS ULTRA!
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              Supersonicfan
              nchauz13 thank u!!!!
              boomboombaby
              nchauz13 omg the voice acting is so good, is the whole game going to be voice acted?
              ghoulparty
              THE RADISHES RETURN xD
              nchauz13
              boomboombaby no confirmation yet for voice acting. my guess is it’ll just be for cutscenes, knowing UA
              Im still shook over branching paths, i can’t imagine them having the resources for full va
              boomboombaby
              nchauz13 yeah holy shit no wonder they’re releasing on pc
              deathfingers
              nchauz13 hand villain’s voice is sexy af you go ukiyama koki #dontkinkshameme
AkatsukiRed
DID I SEE THAT RIGHT? BRANCHING PATHS IN HERO ADVENTURE?????
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              pearable
              AkatsukiRed fuck this changes everything
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youre an amazing writer, as everyone knows, but what are your fanfic reading habits? like how do you pick fics, what turns you off of them, what's your fav thing to read (angst/fluff/smut/etc)
thank you for this question, bc ur about to get a long answer
as stated in a previous ask, the only things i won’t read are vh*pe, jih*pe, y**nseok. (only blanking them out so they don’t bother people in the tags!) unless it’s vminh*pe or y**nminseok, idk why lol. i can read those ot3s but not the otps that make them up. 
so let’s say hypothetically i wanna read fic, these are the ships i start with: jinmin , taejin , jinkook , minjoon
if i can’t find anything i like there , i go on to : vmon , namkook , namseok , junghope , vmin , sugamon
if i somehow am still struggling (it happens) , i move on to : 2seok , jikook , yoonmin , taegi
i’ll only read if i come across it in a rec post or a friend sends it to me : taek**k , sugakookie , yoonjin 
needs to have literally the best concept of all time and a perfectly written jin, and only then will i read it : n*mjin 
okay so what am i looking for in a fic [thinking emoji] (this will be LONG)
5k-20k usually, but sometimes im in the mood for long fic so up to 60-80k. i have never and probably will never read anything over 80k
always explicit / mature - and i’m talking mature for sexual content, not themes. i don’t read T and under, get that weak shit outta my face.
NO NO NO NO major character death [angry pepe meme] , no non-con
no first person or second person writing
like i said my degree is in history therefore i wrote a LOT of papers, so formatting and grammar are very important to me
i hate straight angst. if they don’t end up together and happy, i’m writing a letter with my tears and no one’s gonna be happy.
i DO NOT READ D*DDY KINK and I WILL NOT WRITE IT , but i do still like “baby b*y” :)
hyung kink tho [prayer hands emoji] ………… and oppa kink is fine
that being said, i don’t like over-feminization (don’t call jimin’s ass a c*nt or p*ssy, i’ll exit so fast my mouse breaks)
i like ABO but only if there’s no mpreg, i don’t like the talk of “pups” or whatever, but i think this also has to do with feminization and how it just seems hella transphobic to me
THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!!! CANNOT BE BAD PEOPLE!!!! they can do bad things, like my own characters have done some awful shit but like …. h*use of cards …… literally will never because not only are they bad people, they’re bad to EACH OTHER, can’t do it
i like really unique takes on common concepts , or really well-written common concepts. 
i like light to semi-heavy d*m/s*b (god this is getting really hard to stay out of all these goddamn tags), because i like power dynamics (which is another reason i dig ABO)
I LOVE POLY!!!!!!! AMOROUS !!!!!!! RELATIONSHIPS!!!!!!!!
i don’t like established / domestic usually unless it’s also filthy
i like age difference , but only the established ones like jin is 24 and jk is 19. there’s some stories out there where it’s like…. grossly too much.
i love……….. hybrid fic………….. gimme the heats, gimme the slick, gimme the tails and ears what the fuck ever i have no shame
but i like SHAME i love when characters feel ashamed abt something but DO IT ANYWAY 
i like …………… bareb*ck……… i feel bad bc all my fics are so unsafe…. pls practice safe s*x
i love it filthy filthy filthy filthy gimme the eating out while there’s still c*m inside hit me up with that gross stuff it’s my bread and butter
i love murderer AUs (there’s a vmon hitman au that is just so fucking good it’s called Monsters go read it)
none of the boys can be the bad guy
um………… i’m sure there’s more but i’m simultaneously very picky when it comes to fic, but also not picky at all bc i can read almost any pairing
okie…. thanks
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1. star sign: Leo. 2. favorite color: Purple, 3. dream career: Artist or Writer 4. mostly likely to ____ in my lifetime idk man...5. most used emoji: Prayer sign hands 🙏🏻 6. someone I’d be inspired by: Bernie Sanders. 7. how many pets I have 1000, 8. catchphrase I’m likely to use, Doofinscmirtz evil incorporated 9. favorite place to relax, Beach 10. my favorite game: Kingdom hearts
1. Actually im a pisces!!2. My fav color is honestly a tie between blue red and purple so good on that one3. Yooo thats what i wanted to be when i was younger?? But now its more vauge and i just wanna be doing something creative and succesful4. idk either fuck5. I use 👌and ✌ more tbh6. Mm kinda? 7. GOD I WISH I HAD 1000 i want that many rn i only have a fish rn (only animal allowed in a dorm) and a cat back home8. Jansjsoskss i would say that but usually i say shit like "must be nice" is a sarcasitc way or "™"9. Okay true the beach is really nice....10. I did play it as a kid but fav game? Final fantasy: four heroes of light on the ds
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the nostalgia update was brilliant and has me completely sold on the upcoming plot! sieghild was absolutely everything I was hoping she’d be, but having it be the Greeks that were helping stithulf was such a clever twist with such interesting implications for both of their arcs!!
for the priestess, it’s another stage of her life that parallels Persephone with no one seeming to care what either of their choices were AND it highlights how different she was at the beginning of the story! (&the narses flashbacks did a great job of emphasizing both of those points!)
for ivar, it’s like all of chickens have come home to roost in such a way that all of the things he values are in jeopardy—and it’s 100% his fault and he knows it!! and I am so full of fear bc these are the exact circumstances under which ivar has been so liable to do really unfortunate things so theres such a sense of tension to see what he’s gonna do next! gonna be chewing my nails until we find out. its fun in like eight different ways im devastated but I love it!! i really think that this endgame plot (assuming) is really gonna bang
the pillow talk scene at the end was also just fantastic, I’ve read it about nine times so far lol! the way both the priestess and ivar played the roles they felt like they needed to to have power over their circumstances but once they achieved some amount of control, it was cold comfort bc they couldn’t be seen like they wanted to be… turn it up, I love this song!!🔥 so excellent job on another banger!! p.s. “You nod, but your head feels strangely clouded, making you uncomfortably dizzy.” eyes emoji candle emoji prayer hands emoji
Omg, hi sweetheart! You're too kind, thank you so much!
I'm glad Sieghild lived up to your expectations, and I'm glad the revelation of the Greeks was something you liked! Tho that isn't all there is behing the mystery of Stithulf's newfound strength
Yes! Like she thinks about in Ch 39, there is no myth surrounding Persephone's choice maybe not because there wasn't one, but because no one cared what it was, and that was exactly what I was trying to show! I'm glad I could!
Yeah, Ivar is going through a lot. Like a lot a lot, now that he's got Greeks closer than ever. If you're interested in what his state of mind is kinda atm, I'll post Hrygð, the newest Ivar PoV, right after this ask response goes up. He does some crazy shit when he fears he is about to lose the things that matter to him, we have seen that. That's all I'll share. But you should read it, nonnie, I think you'll like it 😉
I'm happy to hear you liked that scene! I had a lot of fun writing it, and I promise that is not just because I love bashing on the God Ivar storyline lmao. They both lived in worlds where them rising to power was very difficult, and in a universe where they didn't have one another, that top would have been a horrible place to be at on their own (she would have ended up with Narses or smth, either way silenced and with a crown she never wanted, and he would have ended up with Freydis or a similar storyline, since the Ivar of Ch8 for example is not that far removed from the Ivar that would believe that God bullshit, bullshit that then blew up in his face), so they have a lot of things in common, while at the same time a lot of differences (she never lacked love from her people, she had too much of it, too much of their admiration, of their worship; while Ivar has always felt as the outsider, has dealt with their disdain or their mockery) that make their positions kinda the same while for different reasons. Does that make sense? Idk, I just got done editing a 5k angst fest, I don't have many braincells left lol
About that p.s... you notice everything, and I love you so much for it, you have no idea 🥺
Thank you so much lovely!! Your support means the world to me!! Sending you my love!! 😘🥰
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