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suicidalgirl999 · 9 months

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#cemetery #fuck summer #fuck you #fuck off #fuck god #god is satan #satan #satanism #lol #art

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nightgoodomens · 5 months

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Metatron: Oh, no, I lost a Supreme Archangel because he fell in love with a Demon!!

Metatron: Who should replace him?!

Metatron: Ah, yes. Another Angel who’s also in love with a Demon. Perfect.

God: 🤨

Satan: 🤨

#good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #aziracrow #god and Satan #Satan and god

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couldhavebeenus · 9 months

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crowley is braver than any us marine for being interrupted during a love confession, taking aziraphale’s devastating news about heaven, and STILL following through with it anyways

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chawsl · 8 months

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It was already prophesied in the bible.

#klaus schwab #wef #world economic forum #dystopia #the great reset #covid 19 #666 #end times #devil #satan #God #Antichrist #revelation #Jesus

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gahellhimself-blog · 5 months

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Angst War comic Chapter 2 p.9 to p.11

@goodomensafterdark

The other soldiers : @vavoom-sorted-art @gleafer @daneecastle @lauramoon1987 @kotias and all the people who participated to this adventure!!

God had a plan.. She called him Aziraphale

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And a little soundtrack for this one

#good omens #good omens fanart #good omens 2 #good omens fanwork #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens comic #good omens after dark angst war #angst war #good omens god #good omens satan #good omens lucifer #Spotify

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 5 months

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Vincent Price and Jane Asher

The Masque of the Red Death (1964) // dir. Roger Corman

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mysticaleyeliner · 1 month

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Jamie Demetriou, I love you, but you've got 3 BAFTAs already. David Tennant's gotta win this one!

#david tennant #bafta 2024 #for God's Satan's Someone's sake give David Tennant a BAFTA #good omens #also:#Michael Sheen snub WTF!!!

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midnight-vixn · 11 months

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Imagine meeting your favorite demon brother, getting to know him, developing a massive crush on them and the two of you eventually start talking/dating.

When you first met him your impression was “this dude fucks” but the more you talk to him you start to wonder “wait…has…has he ever actually fucked???” The way he blushes and gives this nervous laugh when you make inappropriate jokes and how he seems so much more shy and innocent than you ever pictured a demon being makes you start to think he really is a virgin.

Then eventually a conversation one day reveals that no, he is not a virgin actually, but he’s so fucking intimidated by your beauty, personality and sheer aura that you make him feel like a virgin. Constantly second guessing himself and not knowing how to handle such an amazing creature. If he thinks too long about how this little human has absolutely broken him, brought him to his knees and made him want to worship them??? He becomes an absolute blushing mess.

The thought of just holding your hand and kissing you makes him uncontrollably horny, and the thought of actually getting to fuck you sends him over the edge every single time.

Congratulations! You may not have felt like the most stunning person in the human realm, but down here you’ve managed to take a demon fuck boy and turn him into a puddle who dreams nightly of you, all without lifting a finger.

#obey me smut #obey me #omswd #obey me nightbringer #obey me mammon smut #obey me lucifer smut #obey me beelzebub smut #obey me leviathan smut #obey me satan smut #obey me asmo smut #obey me belphegor smut #have this silly thing I just thought about #back to plague you with my thots #both wholesome and sinful #dear god if I get one more comment going #lol I thought this was about real brothers #first of all #I fixed it so stop

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illustratus · 8 months

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Gabriel and Satan by Gustave Doré

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valquiriazinha · 3 months

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Demon bros in the human realm where they don't know how to use the washing machines and end up putting more soap than they should and the machine blows up, making bubbles everywhere (like this one Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse episode flashbacking to spaghetti night)

Asmo tries to take a pic for Devilgram and a pretty chick shows up and asks for his Instagram and he says: "What Instagram? I only have Devilgram if you want to follow me back <3"

Levi catching a virus on his PC when trying to download Minecraft for free and thinking he's going to die bc in Devildom they put curses on the user for installing illegally, so he throws the PC outta the window

Belphegor gets kidnapped thinking the nice man from the white van was another type of ice cream truck and it's up to Lucifer, MC and Beel to rescue him

The seven simply forget that they are NOT known as the overlords in the human realm so when someone tries to rob them while on the streets they just stand there like 🧍 asking themselves the fucking audacity to assault one of the literal seven sins

SATAN TRYING TO MAKE ANY BOOKSTORE MEMBERSHIP AND HAVING TO WRITE HIS OWN NAME 💀💀💀 imagine the poor bookstore employees there watching him write "Satan Morningstar" (or whatever his surname is) in silence

Beel discovers that restaurants can contact other restaurants to ban one person from different establishments because they don't have that in the Devildom... Because yk... he's literally Beelzebub...

Hence Mammon getting banned from different stores just like Beel

Asmo clicking on those "hot single moms in your area" ads and got a virus in Levi's second PC

Imagine if one of them discovers that Brazil has a giant Jesus Christ fucking T-posing and that a lot of people go there yearly just to snap a pic of the statue

Belphie sleeping on a random park bench and getting woken up by a patrolling guard thinking he is a homeless dude...

They get too fascinated by the technology and spend hours just looking at the electronics in different stores (Mammon gets banned from this store too for attempted robbery) and recommend to put some of them in the Devildom when they come back

Lucifer dealing with Karen's when shopping 🧍 this would be so fucking funny

Or all of the demon bros just dealing with humans constantly saying "Oh my god!" "Jesus fucking Christ!" or my favorite "Not today Satan"

#obey me #om #omswd #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #please god let this happen it would be so fucking funny

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luxthestrange · 10 months

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Incorrect quotes#835 Burger Night

The celestial father came to visit his sons and given it was getting close to lunchtime he opted they should eat out, God wanted to check this Bistro serving Lamb

Luci: Mc said were having burgers

God: If Mc jumped off a cliff would all of you would?

Seven Lords & Simeon, RaphaelEVEN Luke*Stare at the abyss with a detached silence*...

God: SONS!

Mam: I-um...eh...I mean it DEPENDS

The others nod agreeing with him, The Celestial father is enraged...or rather just disappointed

God: DONT JUMP OFF A CLIFF

Luci, Simeon & Raphael*Scoff at him*We weren't planning to...

God*Sighs and rubs temples*But if Mc jumped, You would?

Seven Lords & Simeon, Raphael Luke*Stare at the abyss with a detached silence once again*...

God: BOYS!?!

...We all know this is canon-...also Luke please dont follow my example wanting to jump off cliffs

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nightgoodomens · 7 months

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Satan probably:

*clicks pen*

You get flies

You get an ugly face because I don’t like you

You get a rotten face because you’re a prick and if you kept your mouth shut in Heaven I wouldn’t now have to do big baddie paperwork and instead I’d still be creating cute ass stars, fucking hell

Eh who’s next

Oh

Ohhh

You get a cute lil snake on your face and you can move it wherever you want my little pretty starmaker…

*God calls*: Satan, are you taking the piss?

Satan: What?

God: You can’t make everyone ugly and give him a cute tattoo like he’s your favourite!

Satan: But he is my favourite :)

God: You’re suppose to be evil!!!

Satan: What if I give him snake eyes. See. Scary.

God: Are you going to blind him from seeing the stars?

Satan: Woah! Dude, you want my job?

God: *ends the conversation*

Satan: *adds a note: and perfect vision*

#good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #god and Satan #Crowley was lucifer’s favourite

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astaroth1357 · 3 months

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Lucifer: Satan.

Lucifer: I am your father.

Satan: *pins Lucifer back against the wall with a butter knife to the throat*

Satan: Take. THAT. BACK.

Lucifer: 😐

And from then on, Satan was known as the 4th brother.

#i feel in my bones #that lucifer tried to call satan his son only once #and satan shut that down so hard god himself winced #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me nightbringer #omnb #star wars reference

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underpreparedbard · 27 days

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AO3 is down again, everybody hold hands and add something to the summoning circle

#ao3 #archive of our own #ao3 down #archive of our own down #fanfic #fanfiction #fandom #archive of oh god why #not today damn it #not today Satan

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sempaksiete · 7 months

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Seven Sins, One Ruler

FINALLY FINISHED THIS PHOTOCARD SERIES AAHHGHGHGHHHH I'll be selling them in december for Indonesia and late december-early january internationally! Thank you so much for your support!

Commission info: https://vgen.co/sempaksiete

#obey me #monkii archive #obey me!#swd obey me #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #god i can finally rest

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 2 months

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Vincent Price as Prince Prospero

The Masque of the Red Death (1964)//dir. Roger Corman

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