#god kale

[the-merry-otter]

Making boar stew on a campfire

- Barossa medieval fair -

#medieval reenactment #Lochac #sca #medieval #history #cooking #stew #medieval history #historical reenactment #campfire #ask #medievalcore #i’ll be on my merry way now #oh my god I had to stir SO much kale into this thing it was ridiculous #like easily the same volume as all the other ingredients before it boiled down

[risorats]

dragon ball yuri ?!

i love these two sm…

#dragon ball #dragon ball super #kale dbz #caulifla #kefla #caulikale #yuri #my god these bitches gay #dragon ball fighterz #redraw #art

[kaletalecowboy]

QUANXI

#not to be gay but oh my god. oh my fuckingh god #whats her other hand holding? my pussy next question #kale art #chainsaw man #chainsawman #csm 143 #chainsaw man 143 #quanxi

[disaster-tieflings]

it's the day before the next session and I'm suddenly realizing have no idea how my players are going to survive this encounter

npc: "we won't let you go any further bc you'll almost certainly die to the ship-destroying sea serpent past here"

party: "nah we're immortal"

npc (and me): "......"

the level 5 party, getting into a tiny rowboat and arming themselves with Waterwalk: "we can do anything, it'll be fineeee"

the pissed-off gargantuan CR 18 sea serpent: "................"

#kale speaks #kale dms #head in hands #it was funny at the time #but now. oh god. how tf am i going to do this #the original plan was for them to be on the boat at least!!! with a ton of npc backup!!!!! #and even then it was gonna end with a destroyed ship!!!!!! there was gonna be a whole #'stranded on an island' bit!!!!!! #but NO these idiots (affectionate but slightly hysterical) decided they wanted a final fantasy-ass battle #when this this could and should swallow them all in one bite!!! #AUGHHHH

[shanathegeekyartist]

Happy birthday to my one and only love Suguru Geto 🖤

#jujutsu kaisen #fanart #fanartist #geto suguru #jujutsu kaisen fanart #suguru #geto #happy birthday suguru #im not normal over him never will be god he is gorgeous and especially in kale’s art style #i cant get over them #i want him so bad it fucking hurts my very being #geto suguru fanart

[prosperowrites]

Kale: Whoever is tearing through our security forces must be some kind of tactical genius.

Chai: Mm, gutarr :)

#hi fi rush #chai #kale vandelay #he is so dumb #god bless him

[theplottdump]

Took a bit of a brain break today and had Hinoki host a Winterfest Party for my Side Plott babies!!

#side plott #dahlia plott #beau broke #hinoki plott #fynn plott #lily plott #casper plott #willow plott #aster plott #kale plott #poppy plott #orange bailey moon #AND PHIL PLOTT #AND DAHLIA IS PREGNANT AGAIN OH MY GOD #WITH TWINS

[nibblelinephym]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the killer track” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just heard thesong. from your vocal chords

my buddy kale pacing: i dont even know if im human anymore

#achilles rambles #uhhhh yeah this can go in the maintags #killer track #nightmare time 2 #nmt2 #hatchetfield #nmt kale #<- please god give us last names. for side characters #this has probably been done before but idc idcccc im having fun

[betajams]

finally…i’ve done it…

#fucking kale god damn it #I had to fight him 3 times on rm cause he wouldn’t attack in the 2nd phase and he kept wasting my time #hi fi rush chai #hi fi rush #it’s like 3 am now #hfr #hfr chai #my art

[wordsnbones]

this is like top three worst pictures in existence, just leaves me absolutely aghast

#like that collect 10 eagles and go back to kale especially #like DEATH #the more u look the worst it gets #absolutely terrifying #elden ring thank god i live in the timeline where u are not this… #monster #message of the day is absolutely atrocious #like even more than anything but its so so so bad that i would just steer clear

[inonibird]

After a charged delay, the holoprojector sputtered to life and spat out a fuzzy blue display of a seated Kaleesh. In Barzivh’s experience as overseer of the spaceport, he’d seen very few independent Kaleesh travel offworld, and even fewer return. They all shared something in common, however, as they did with this individual: none of them wore traditional Kaleesh clothing, having adopted the fashions of the offworlders. This man had no kakmusme, yet he was certainly built like a warrior. He leaned forward, presumably to peer at Barzivh’s own projected likeness, long twisted locks spilling over his broad shoulders and well-defined brow crumpling in skepticism. “Urukishnugal has an actual spaceport?” he demanded.

“He is Kaleesh,” whispered the communications officer unnecessarily.

Barzivh was less surprised, nor impressed. A returning Kaleesh might have been rare, but protocol was protocol. “Once again, I must ask that you identify yourself.”

Claws drummed the cockpit console. “Is this spaceport under full Kaleesh control? There are no Huk there with blasters at your backs?”

“It is under my control,” said Barzivh, now bristling a bit. “Who are you?”

The projected figure settled back in his chair, posture exuding cautious relief. “I am Grie—” He abruptly broke off with a startled expression, then barked out a brief sound, a cross between a huff of annoyance and an incredulous gasp of laughter. Shaking his head, he began again. “I am Sahuldeem. I would like to make port.”

—

Chapter 1 of Part Five - Martyr of the Sahuldeem series is up! (chapter art will be posted...soon???)

#Inoni Writes #Sahuldeem #Star Wars #fanfic #Qymaen jai Sheelal #General Grievous backstory #Kaleesh #Kalee #Part Five - Martyr #Sahuldeem spoilers #Jindra #Amagi #Kashbaru #WE'RE BACK #for now #:') #I beg your patience as I try to get back into this #god but I love the reunions in Part Five ;w;

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

who’s your fav keeper character?

probably Fitz lol, my brain always goes back to him

I have a lot more but I'm too busy wallowing in my sadness to get into it

#god forbid I talk about something that makes me happy when I should NOT be happy lol. #kale gets an ask #fitz vacker

[dogwittaablog]

https://www.tumblr.com/dogwittaablog/745728848111566849/nolan-pulling-up-to-a-1d-concert-with-kale-clague

for those who weren’t there: one direction tour post Zayn leaving, as a 15 year old 1D fan this was the worst. then you’re getting usual tour updates and boom the TL explodes with “hot guys” who are seemingly alone at the concert, no girl friend no sisters (and i still believe they sat by themselves only because in a town like winnipeg when a massive band like that comes even if you barely know them you’re gonna try to get tickets. i also believe they went to meet girls. it was a time you had to be there)

fast forward to the lead up to the 2017 draft people are all about Nolan. i’d say it was like 2 weeks but my memory isn’t great, but it was super close to the draft when the 1D photo started circulating again and suddenly anyone who wasn’t team nolpat was team nolpat

It amazes me till this day how nobody has ever brought it up or asked him about it… I’m just thinking about how we really had a chance to run up a good meme on him if someone sent that shit off to flyers media 💀

I couldn’t imagine them just pull up as a group of dudes just to seek out some girls… though it’s not impossible… but the thought of pulling up to a 1D concert just to wheel is CRAZY (I also think Nolan wasn’t single at this point too).

#yeah he was definitely one of those white boys id see out in public and then just get nervous and start sweating #whoever posted this at the time god bless #hahaha what’s funny is I bet u he gained some moderate clout off ig when this got posted #cause there was definitely girls out there looking to find who he was LMAO #nolan patrick #nolpat #kale clague #march 24 subs

[spotaus]

*It seems you managed to stumble across a unique trio...

Decided to do a silly lil doodle of my favorite Dopple-trio! :D on the surface I feel like this'd be a daily occurrence. Kale is the most normal of the 3 of them, but I wanted to draw her and Paps having a cute lil conversation. (More ideas below the cut!!!)

Pretender regularly interacts with humans (his disguise slowly recovers, and he continues to mostly abstain from his old habits) and usually appears as "human" as long as he's out. Sometimes in public I feel like ppl would be willing to talk to him, and he's always quick to make it clear that to get to his family people would have to get past him. (Also I think in their neighborhood/town everyone gets increasingly confused because he regularly goes, "Yeah, that's my Kid" some days abd other days he's like, "That's my little sibling" and it's just that he's her guardian and the terms are kinda interchangeable because it's easier to use them than explain the whole situation lol)

Pretender also has no sense of fashion. He's always so close to a neat outfit then takes the wrong turn before he exits his closet lol.

Paps stays in skeleton form (at least for the first few years) even tho it's dangerous, because his human disguise is awful and makes K uncomfortable. Instead he trains genuinely with Undyne and Tender to properly figure out a human shape over about 4 years. Eventually he does have a human disguise, but he's contented in his monster form too.

K I can't say a lot for (beloved @oodlesndoodles is who designed/owns her!) But I'm pretty certain that she'd probably still wear her one monster-style outfit sometimes if only to show her solidarity with her family, or just to mess with people on the streets 🙏

Also:

I love the idea that someone talking to them would take in this info and be like ???????

Last Notes: Human!Pretender is one of my favorite blorbos ever to doodle! His hair texture is probably the most satisfying thing ever! Paps keeps miraculously looking good for this AU??? I've never been able to draw Papyrus before??? Idk what changed, but I love him! And KALE! K my beloved I have struggled so hard to doodle her well and usually fail but I think I did it!!! I love her sm...

#utmv #oc #utmv sans #utmv art #utmv oc #my art #utmv au #doppletale #dopple!paps #dopple!kindness #dopple!sans #pretender sans #kale estrella #kale #I honestly to the gods believe that none of these 3 can manage a normal conversation for over 4 minutes max #Chikity Tender can hold a conversation well but unsettles people w/ his eye-contact and grin #Paps is just notoriously over-excitable and refers to everyone he meets as Human [Insert Name] unless it's Kale (she's K/Kale to him) #and K I think could be normal for a while but tends to retreat if things get even a bit out of her comfort-zone and because she's so “kind” #she doesn't know how to end a conversation and had to suffer thru it or signal the brothers to save her from Interaction lol #hi guys can u tell I love them??? #also I was listening to 5 hours worth of Unsolved Mysteries and trueHorror Stories while drawing this cute lil thing #it had the uhhh opposite affect. i meant to draw Toriel lore when ahe lures kids to Home... I got distracted #spot q

[mintysketch]

You know I find it so funny that none of Hi Fi Rush would have happened(or at least not in the same way) if only Kale didn't trow Chai's MP3.

Like he created his biggest enemy...on accident... because he was being a prick lmao-

#hi fi rush #hi fi rush spoilers #hi fi rush kale #hi fi rush chai #God I love this game. #minty's random rambles

[kaletalecowboy]

#something possessed me #after seeing the archery cvards i swear to god #anyway #project sekai #colorful stage #mafuyu #asahina mafuyu #mafuyu asahina #niigo #25ji #nightcord #25 ji nightcord de #kale art