#god that last sentence....

[r0b0t1me]

You are not supposed to be here. You don’t belong here. Get out get out get out GET OUT-

fanart for chapter 4 of take little bites by @bigdvmnhero​

bonus. because i couldnt pick a single scene to draw out LMAO

#my art #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt movie #OKAY SO. I COULDNT JUST REBLOG WITH MY DAMN THOUGHTS #I HAD TO GET THEM OUT ON THE CANVAS BECAUSE HAUAUUHGH #.andy. your work inspires color and emotion and imagery so vividly in my head #ive said it before that every sentence is like a brush stroke #and i mean it #theres so much you pack into every word i RAAAGH (BITES IT) #there are so many of them i could pick out but oh my God the last two lines #the simultaneous protectiveness. comfort. and downright Haunting #ill never leave you.............. andy whyd you do this to me #(also. if nobody can tell that i wrote GET OUT with the bg. i will die violently)

[homenecromancer]

reading Dune as a preteen: wow… all these characters are sooo smart :O

rereading Dune as an adult: this book rules, every single one of these people is fuckin’ stupid in a different way

#it’s an entire cast of people going OH NO!! MY NEEDLESSLY ELABORATE PLAN HAS… FAILED?! #the general rule is that the more central the character the more they’re about to get fucked up by fate #on screen for one sentence? probably fine. last name is Atreides? god help you #marlowe talks dune #ill retag this later i didn’t think it would show up in the tag :/ #dune

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

And that's why she's a Queen

#the fact they even had this idea... #no need to insult the first lady and a whole country like that #the last sentence of saint javelin very much #friendly reminder that the whole Navalny family are neither friends nor supporters of ukraine and are highly problematic #and Navalny is not the perfect little angel now everyone pretends him to be #that so many in the west now worship him and kiss his wife's feet and completely ignoring what he said and supported in the west #but god forbid one Ukrainian breathes in the wrong way or ze forget to say thank you at some point #“the image of women resisting putin” my ass #no need to pretend theyre the same and no need to insult olena like that #still cant grasp the fact that someone was like oh were letting them die and stop important aid for month #but let's invite her so she looks pretty in the background #this is insulting on so many levels #to reduce her to just a pretty object jfc #alao the audacity to put her next to that woman and in the same room with the people who are responsible for Ukrainians dying

[twirlquest]

THEY CHANGED IT

the red was the old remastered 219; the blue is from the Kid vs Conan compilation coming out in January

it's such a small change and i am totally completely sane about it. absolutely normal. not at all feral. i'm fine. im fine im

#dcmk #detective conan #magic kaito #nakamori aoko #aoko nakamori #im going insane #i am climbing the walls #the last new mk content came out in 2017 #for the 30th anniversary #and now they come into MY HOUSE and PUNCH ME IN THE FACE #this is cruel #oh my god #ok but for real talk #i am not going to get my hopes up for any new new mk content #that way lies actual madness #i just WISH #that's it that's the whole sentence

[notstilinski]

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Starters !

Taken from  the 2022 Dreamworks movie, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! Spoilers for the movie may be present throughout!

“(Name), he stepped on my face!”

“Fear me, if you dare.”

“I am the master of baking. Watch!”

“(Name), is there any safe place that you could go? Anyone you can rely on in this moment of need.”

“And remember, (Name), death comes for us all.”

“Everyone thinks they’ll be the ones to defeat me, but no one’s escaped me yet.”

“You’re not living up to the legend.”

“I just love the smell of fear!”

“What’s the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?”

“I am no longer worthy. I am sorry.”

“So, this is where dignity goes to die.”

“Me? I don’t have a name, or a home.”

“I mostly come up here for the food and the friends.”

“My cats can play better than you.”

“It’s like a possum crawled on your face and died.”

“Please, mock me quietly.”

“Please, I was the best thief you ever hired.”

“Finally. You need therapy.”

“Yeah, you looked pretty challenged back there.”

“No one’s that dumb. No one’s that nice. I don’t trust you.”

“Ugh, he’s path is so corny.”

“That is the saddest funny story I ever heard.”

“I sit on your shoulder and judge your actions and the quality of your character.”

“It’s like a fever on my face!”

“Well, it’s okay to be afraid.”

“Well, that’s a load of rubbish. What’s that supposed to mean?”

“If you wanted to hold my hand, all you had to do was ask.”

“I’m starting to think you don’t appreciate the value of a life.”

“Can’t bake a pie without loosing a dozen men.”

“Yeah, do better, try harder.”

“You’re nothing but a low rent Cinderella.”

“Was the legend so big that there was no room for anyone else?”

“Go ahead, run for it! Makes it more fun for me.”

“I’m getting a family! That’s what! A proper family! And then everything will be just right.”

“Come on. You didn’t think I’d actually stay-“

“Oh, what a good boy am I.”

“Ugh, blow up already!”

“Maybe one life is enough.”

“I know I could never defeat you, but I will never stop fighting for this life.”

“Why the hell did I go and play with my food?”

“Live your life. Live it well.”

“You know when you said Death was after you, I thought you were just being melodramatic.”

“It’s so cute… How you think that would work on me. Don’t you know I’m dead inside?”

“I hate to say it, but should we make a wish?”

“(Name), one life spent with you is all I could wish for.”

“Oh. Oh now you’ve made me cry.”

#rp meme #roleplay meme #sentence starters #sentence meme #starter sentences #ask meme #ask prompts #inbox memes #inbox prompts #movie sentence starters #do i tag this as spoilers like ?? is there a spoiler tag ?? #puss in boots spoilers #the last wish spoilers #puss in boots: the last wish spoilers #puss in boots the last wish spoilers #i pray to god those work but ... the movie was so good ??

[crimeronan]

I under stand if choosing a book for his presumed dead daughter might’ve been lower than Manny’s other priorities in the princess AU, but the concept of Amity catching Luz reading Azura is incredible.

Imagine struggling your entire life to work under the the god-empress and then one day you see her reading the work of YA fiction that you also made your entire secret personality back when you were 14.

It’d be like working for the President and having them casually ask if you’ve ever heard of Vriska.

oh my god. Oh My God.

#might have to make it canon. that last sentence is taking me OUTTTT #toh #princess luz au #replies #GOD. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. #lumity

[hedghost]

what do you think Less would be like with the first time spending the night with reader, like she’s all nervous asking if they’re okay and then when they cuddle all the nerves go away

this is VERY cute lemme think

okay so you and less have been friends for a while, maybe you started out as teammates but over time you’ve gotten closer. you made the move to ask her on a date after a few weeks of flirty back and forth between the two of you, and alessia was thrilled. since then you’ve been on a few (very successful) dates, shared a few kisses, and been practically attached at the hip.

it’s after your third date, when you’re both certain it’s going very well, when you ask her to come back to yours. you have no intentions, and you make it clear that you aren’t forcing her into anything, but neither do you want to leave the other just yet, and so you invite her to come back for a film and some drinks.

you’re still figuring each other out, in that beginning phase where everything is new, and everything is exciting. you let alessia into your flat, and beam a little at the nervous smile she gives you.

you head into the kitchen, and less doesn’t know if she should follow you, or sit, so just stands there. she takes the time to look at your home, to take in how very you it is. this is your little space, and you love how you’ve made it your own. you love even more how alessia marvels at it, taking in every little detail with a smile, running her hands over your furniture, gazing at each little item, soft fingers touching gently at each photo.

you sit on the sofa and pat it to signal less to join you, which she does in a heartbeat. you hope she’ll sit right up against you, but she perches a little awkwardly away from you.

you smile, because you can tell she’s nervous. you want to reach for her, but you don’t want to overwhelm her, so you pass her a glass of wine, put on a mindless film, and lean back.

the night continues much like that, lessi wanting desperately to make a move but suddenly feeling too awkward. she doesn’t know what’s gotten into her - she’s never ever felt awkward around you before.

the conversation flows easily, and slowly, very slowly, alessia migrates towards you on the sofa. you make the move to sling your arms around her shoulders, feeling the tension in them loosen a little as you do so. she not so surreptitiously shifts into you, little by little, until she’s lying against your side. with every little inch she moves closer, she looks up at you and asks if it’s okay. you nod each time, slowly gaining confidence to wrap your arm around her chest fully. she takes your hand, playing with each finger, and her eyes tell you that she’s still asking the same questions. you answer by playing with her hand in return, soft strokes against her palms, entangling and untangling your fingers with hers over and over.

it’s getting late, and you’ve had a bit to drink, so you suggest alessia stays over. she agrees readily once you make it clear you want her to stay, but as you get into bed she’s unsure if she should cuddle into you or not. you lie on the bed, still chatting animatedly, and in a burst of confidence she entangles her legs with yours. you swing her legs back and forth with your own with a smile, just enjoying the overly flirtatious nature of it all.

she itches to close the gap between your upper bodies, but there’s still some nerves about this sort of situationship. sensing her hesitations, you beckon her over, and she nestled into you, head in the crook of your shoulder, arm hanging around her waist. you trace patterns into her shoulder, scratch her back lightly, and she replaces fully, breathing you in and closing her eyes.

you’re talking about nothing and everything, still enjoying getting to know each other, still in those early stages where you just want to hear the other talk about anything, just for the sake of hearing their voice. alessia’s starting to drift off, but still chatting. she opens her eyes to watch you as you talk about something or other, gesturing with the hand that isn’t wrapped up in her hair as you talk. she leans up, cuts off your talking by pressing her mouth to yours. you both smile into the kiss, hearts fluttering as she does what you’ve both been eating to do all night, but both been unsure where the other stood. she pulls back with a lazy smile, and it’s the most relaxed you’ve seen her all evening.

‘enough now, i’m actually tired’ she grins, and you laugh and pull her back into you, as the two of you fall asleep in sync with one another, arms and legs not unraveling from each other.

#alessia russo x reader #blurbs #okay this is definitely not based on an exact situationship i had last year #thought i was over it but oops maybe i am not #genuinely i did this exact thing #i spent the whole evening and then night at hers and we only kissed once when she cut me off mid sentence playing footsie in her bed #god i miss it #lessi blurbs

[kishimotomasashi]

“Civilization is coming. And it means to exterminate us.”

Naruto Shippuden (2007) // Black Sails (2014)

#naruto #naruto shippuden #mygif #edit #send post #edit: I was gonna post this one last but like I remembered Hashirama's birthday and so I will be posting that gifset on his birthday #Obviously one or two words were changed here to make it fit #shout-out tumblr user sasukelandia for making the post that gave me this idea in the first place #I was gonna remove the ''god-fearing tax-paying'' part but like. it's integral to the quote. #I generally don't want to change up the quotes TOO much I have like. a weird thing against it. a weird personal thing. #so assume ''god'' here is the concept of the village itself and ''tax-paying'' is being a ninja lol #You could imagine that it's Nagato saying this but tbh when I was making this I was going for a general vibe #many rogue ninja could not make it into this gifset and I apologize to them #Btw y'all ever think about how cold it is for the Akatsuki to wear headbands with their old village symbol crossed out #Other rogue nin either don't wear the headband anymore or simply keep it without changing it much #Whoever had the crossing out the headband as a uniform to send a message idea was a genius. I am going to pretend that Konan was the one who #came up with it. I also think she came up with the robes as well. #There are some good things in Naruto. #Hidden villages rogue ninja dehumanization is insane the fact that leaving your village is a death sentence.......... #They had a bounty on 12 year old baby-faced Sasuke's head for leaving to a place in which he was almost certain to be killed........... #fucking hell. anyways. #sincerely hope this colouring is better than for the Hashirama one lmao #6th gif gave me so much grief with the file size #Those tsukuyomi filler episodes with cop Sasuke were AWFUL but at least they gave me a good visual for the 3rd gif so. #everything has its uses! #naruto // black sails #queuekage

[king-col]

hey uh. so i'm doin a dark urge run and decided to romance minthara and everyone was right this woman is insane and i now have a fuckin carnal need for her

#bg3 minthara #bg3 #minthara #col talks #dude i am so down bad for every woman in this fucking game being a lesbian and playing this is like a fuckin death sentence #do y'all understand how many characters i have just to romance all the ladies???? #I HAVE SUNK SO MANY HOURS INTO THIS GAME AND STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED IT CUZ I WANNA GET ALL THE ROMANCES FIRST #on god i just. ughgh im too thirsty for these bitches...... #also i know this is WILDLY different from my last post but shhh

[autistickhunsam]

"I love you. I love you. I love you. I'll write it in waves. In skies. In my heart. You'll never see, but you will know. I'll be all the poets, I'll kill them all and take each one's place in turn, and every time love's written in all the strands it will be to you."

—This Is How You Lose the Time War, Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone

#screaming crying throwing up #things that make you go fUCK #i literally went 'oh god' when i read the last sentence #and had to stop for a second #this is how you lose the time war #amal el mohtar #max gladstone #books #wlw books #book quotes #tihylttw

[goldkirk]

as I'm going back over my past history and items and journals and years, I come across all sorts of things, like the pencil I saved from that so-precious memory from second grade, and a pair of flip flops I've been missing for two years, and (tw for murder/crime/killings) the modern-high-school-AU-kidnapped-by-a-serial-killer story I wrote in late high school jdfsjdfsjkjlksfd

#i can't wait to find out what red flags I didn't see in my own self back when I last read this thing in 2015 hfdhfdhjsfd #also. there's gonna be like a good sentence here and there and then CRINGE. the whole rest of everything is just me still trying to copy th #breathing pace (essentially) and ways-of-describing-things of mainstream authors like I thought I was supposed to #so this'll be somewhat painful but also god what a joy and a gift and an honor and a delight to get to hold this close to my heart #and witness it with understanding and empathy and slow reflection and care like my past younger self deserves #i'm so lucky i'm alive to be here and do this #i'm so grateful i'm headed towards welcoming back and embracing the last little girl i was that still felt a lot of things #so excited for her focus and precision and tenacity and constant curious joy and movement to be back someday #i'm afraid people won't like the me i was before rule after rule and then dangers #but my god it'll feel so good to be the fully-flowing energy machine and dance and conduit again how will I have enough bother to care? #people who are good to each others' nervous systems cumulatively feel better and better #if i'm not good for you and yours then you really truly SHOULD go elsewhere and find someone who makes YOUR self feel right and light + war #anyway now that i wrote an essay in the tags as usual [nervous laughter] #personal #add to journal #words n rhythm #WHY DID I FEEL CAPABLE OF UNDERTAKING A STORY LIKE THIS #cradling my past self gently but also BANGING my HEAD against the WALL lmao #i'm proud of myself for writing and sharing this and its creative ideas. even if i don't like it now or feel ashamed or see mistakes. #anything. it mattered that it came to me and it mattered that i explored it and it mattered that i poured myself through it to help shape i #and it mattered that I left it on the internet so that now it still exists. i'm going to honor this story no matter what current me would #objectively think about it if it was written by anyone else. #this is a gift i give myself now. #this is a lot of what I learn and learn to do #trauma evolution #mosswrites

[acesammy]

i know i complain about this stats class every day but i swear to god i get points docked for the most asinine things every fucking time

#my response to the question: These variables are categorical bc [explains why]... therefore it is reasonable to use Chi-squared methods #the feedback on my response: 1/2 .. chi-squared methods can be used if both variables are categorical #uh.. WHY did i get points docked????? what the FUCK #and every. god. damn. time. i have shit like this #like on the last homework i got points docked for not explaining the population.. when i literally had a sentence going 'the population is: #i do NOT understand how to make it more clear #and dont get me wrong i am Struggling in this class generally speaking as well #but it sure doesnt help when every time i check the homework i get fucking angry bc the feedback makes No Fucking Sense #lea speaks

[adhdandcomics]

tweet concept i was workshopping in notes app at 4:30AM. i have decided to leave it as is

#i think the last sentence is supposed to say ‘in high school’ #god this is from months ago. i don’t remember typing it i just remember finding it the next morning #text #intrusive thoughts #anxiety #adhd #wii sports #hey no comics recently because funnily enough well. you wouldn’t believe it but. the mentol illness #life has been BATSHIT recently but i have a new job now at a toy store!! yay!!

[leavesdriftinginthewind]

First/Last Sentence Tag War

I have been putting off my turn in this game for quite a while because my writing motivation was in the gutter for the last week and a half BUT Hunter's Instagram post tonight has, ah... inspired me.

Tagged by: @wednesdayandherhyde (x4) @writerrose1998 (x3) @therulerofallpotatos (x2) @anotherbluesunday @cosmic-lullaby @ablatheringblatherskite @chaoticstupiddm @galpinlvr (x2)

Both my first and last sentence today are from a so-far-untitled WIP I just started tonight that may or may not see the light of day. The Wyler 18+ Server knows what this is meant to be... 🤭

First Sentence

The entire day had been torture.

Last Sentence(s)

Planting Wednesday on a beach full of noisy patrons on a bright summer day in July was like dropping a polar bear into the Sahara and expecting it to thrive—it shouldn’t be done.  But for Tyler, she figured she could endure eight hours of suffering.  She just didn’t anticipate the sexual frustration.

Tagging back all those who tagged me and also throwing @nouklea @badmoodbatflowers @persephoneed @realmermaid333 @suchaladyy into the mix!

#Hunter's Calvin Klein ads have sent my brain to a crazy place #and driven me into the arms of my first smut fic #he was quite the inspiration tonight #please help me god this is so intimidating #wyler #weyler #wednesday x tyler #tyler x wednesday #wyler smut #weyler smut #wyler wip #weyler wip #fic wip #first sentence tag war #last sentence tag war

[saturnvs]

i think western au villaneve live just outside of a town on their own farm and they're a mystery to the townspeople, eve and villanelle are talked about like they're folklore even though they're very real and ride into town like once a month to buy stuff. no one truly knows what the two of them got up to before they settled down on their farm, the stories range from them just being vagabonds who chose to settle down, to robbers, to killers.

when they ride into town everyone backs away out of fear but they're equally curious about them. they're always pleasant with the shopkeepers and smile at the children who want to pet their big horses, but the townspeople claim they see blood on their skin and their clothes. no one knows if they're just mysterious but harmless lesbians or if they're mysterious and harmful lesbians :)

#oh my god the typo in the last sentence took me like 2 hours to notice fuck #if i had the brain power i would go on about this #but do you get the vision??? #people paint up all sorts of stories about them but they don't mind #they keep to themselves and they're happy that way <3 #i've been thinking about what they got up to before they moved to their farm #i could go with canon and say that villanelle was a killer and eve was a sheriff chasing her because that would be fun!! #and then they turned into murder wives instead and probably lived the vagabond lifestyle with their horses for a while #before deciding to settle down #their farm is their alaska basically #idk!! it's fun to think about them :) #i feel like i need to name this au... it's really taking on a life of its own #also it's not set in a specific time period it's just about the vibes

[adustoflove]

Sometimes I suspect autism and then I immediately push it down into the gutter and forget that I could ever have it. Like why was I so shy my kindergarten teacher who was 70 at the time and had been doing it for about 40-50 years suspected something was wrong with how shy I was and only when my sibling came during parent teacher conferences did she think this kid is a Little Normal because at least I played with them 😭 why do I walk on my toes and pace around listening to the same song on repeat for 4 hours. Why do I SUCK at making conversation irl and freeze up and feel stuck like I can't do anything when people are watching me. What is wrong with my brain other than the fact that I'm mentally a little unwell

#personal #could it all be adhd? because I do suspect that after ........21 years of being undiagnosed and reaping no support whatsoever for it #like idk how I did well in school half the time I was too bored to actually fucking listen or it was physically painful #to have to sit in a chair for an hour and 20 minutes and listen to fuckijgb TALKING #or oh thats why I reread the same page 7 times before I can just barley understand the first sentence #maybe thats why I kept forgetting all my belongings in every room to the point teachers just knew #when there was a random item in their room it was mine from last period #thats why I just completely forget what I'm gonna say AS I'M FUCKING SAYING THE GOD DAMN SENTENCE #that's why I obsess over pieces of media to the point I feel empty bored and suicidal without something to worship for 3 years #till I'm bored again.