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gffa · 5 years

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D23 EXPO 2019: INSIDE VADER’S MISSION AND FORCE TRAINING IN VADER IMMORTAL: EPISODE II OH MY GOD I’M DYING AT THIS ARTICLE:

(vader-immortal-concept-art-force-training.jpg) “In some ways, Vader is the perfect teacher to prepare one for such a quest, although fans entering the realm should recognize that Vader isn’t a very patient tutor, more apt to lob objects at his students than to counsel them on the virtues of patience.“ I CANNOT WAIT FOR ANAKIN TO START CHUCKING ROCKS AT ME BECAUSE I TOOK MORE THAN THREE MINUTES TO LEARN HOW TO USE THE FORCE WELL ENOUGH TO HIS EXACTING STANDARDS. “Vader is one of the most powerful practitioners of the Force. In some ways, who better to teach us? He’s approaching it from the dark side — the training is a little different than we would have gotten with Master Yoda.” Yoda: Here, lift these rocks, teach you to use the Force, it will. Anakin: DODGE THE FUCKING ROCKS I’M GOING TO PELT YOU WITH AT HIGH SPEED, SMUGGLER SCUM. Amazing.

“Once Vader is satisfied with your abilities, you’ll begin your journey to the Corvax Fortress. Deep under Mustafar’s fiery surface, directly below Vader’s own castle, the aliens who call the lava planet home have survived for years, a thriving culture that has its own history and ancient architecture. ‘The fortress contains what may be the key to something Vader has been searching for for almost two decades,” Martin says. “Something that his master, Palpatine, promised him but never delivered on.’“ I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS JUST HANGING OUT IN ANAKIN’S BASEMENT. IT’S NOT ENOUGH THAT HE HAS A BULLSHIT MINECRAFT LAVA CASTLE OF DRAMA AND SADNESS, NO, HE ALSO HAS TO HAVE A MYSTERIOUS ANCIENT FORTRESS IN HIS BASEMENT. I WILL GIVE YOU THIS, ANAKIN, YOU EVER DO MUCH HALFWAY. “As for the fortress, deep underground, ‘the castle belonged to Lady Corvax, a former ruler of Mustafar,’ Snow adds. In this new chapter, ‘we learn a bit more about her story, run into some old friends from Episode I who have been searching for us, and encounter a mysterious character we’d seen talking to Vader in his private chambers whom we’ve nicknamed the Black Bishop.’“ DO THEY MEAN VADER IMMORTAL EPISODE I OR THE PHANTOM MENANCE? Because, like, who was really even introduced in Episode I of Vader Immortal? ZOE3? Karius? OR WILL WE SEE SOMEONE FROM TPM? PROBABLY KARIUS, BUT LET A GIRL DREAM.

Enter the D A R K G H A S T. I LOVE IT ALREADY. I HOPE ANAKIN NAMED IT. “It’s a new creature, my lord, one we’ve never encountered before, what shall we call--” “UGH, IT’S SO GROSS. GHASTLY, EVEN. AND IT LIVES IN THE DARK. GHASTARK. NO. GHARK. NO. D A R K G H A S T.”

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redgrapetae · 7 years

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Could you do V's reaction to a jealous gf? Like due to an misunderstanding? Thank you Btw love your imagines i read them to sleep sometimes! ^^

hello :) ! thanks for requesting this and ahaha thank you, that’s really nice :_)

Title: Baby, I Just Need To Let You Know (That You’re The Best)

yourpov.

“Youokay?” Jimin’s grin falters as he takes a look at the expression onmy face, then down at my cup as I crushed it under my fingers. Isniffle a little, setting the cup down on a nearby table rougher thanI had planned. “Okay?” I grumbled, “Yeah, I’m fine,”.

“Youknow,” Jimin blinks at me, eyes searching my own, “For someonewho says she’s okay, you look like you’re about to explode at anysecond,” He makes a ‘whoooosh’ sound, throwing his hands up in theair and waving them around, trying and failing to imitate a bomb. Iglared at him, eyes piercing, and he stops midway, letting his‘ooosh’ die down rather comically. I would’ve laughed. Would’ve.

“Idon’t -” I groan, wanting so much to rub my eyes, but not wantingto smear my eyeliner at the same time. “Jimin, help me. Helpthis poor soul out. Do good once in your life, please,”. My bestfriends holds his hands up in the air, letting out a nervous chuckle,“Woah there, fam. I’m pretty sure I did many good things, even if Ido sin alot,” He ends it by waggling his eyebrows suggestively andI nudge him hard in the ribs.

“Idon’t get what you’re so uptight about,” He grimaces,rubbing at the part where I hit him.

“Ijust- he’s been talking to her since we got here. He hasn’t even comeback to talk to us once.” I complain, not really noticing the wayJimin’s face contorts into confusion. “I mean,” I find myselflooking at the girl up and down, “Yeah, she’s pretty. Ok fine,gorgeous. Tall too, taller than me that is. And definitely alotmore-” I made a weird gesture with my hand, wiggling my fingers,“Showy,”.

Iturn to Jimin before gesturing at my body, “You know? Showy? Likeskin showy?” I hiss.

“You’velost me,” Jimin shakes his head, staring at me like I had just goneinsane or something. Snatching his hand up, he lets out a yelp,followed by a very offended, “Hey!”. I poke out his pointerfinger, leaving the rest clenched before moving it over to what heshould have been looking at. There they were. Standing rightin front of Kim Taehyung, was a tall girl, almost Taehyung’s height,with long fawn brown hair that touched her elbows.

Itwas curled nicely, framing her face in all the right ways all whilemaking her features pop. She was wearing contacts, the colour ofocean – blue, and I couldn’t deny it went well with her fair skin.Watching as she smiled and gazed up into Taehyung’s eyes, I felt asting of envy. Shewas twirling a strand of hair around her finger, leaning closer andcloser to Taehyung without even the slightest bit of hesitation.

“She’sonto him!” I exclaim, not worried about others hearing since wewere at a party,and the music blasting was beyond deafening. “She’s onto myboyfriend, Jimin!”. Jimin shrugs dismissively, taking a random cuplying on the table that was half filled with soda. (He couldn’t takealcohol). “Don’t worry, Tae’s just making friends, he always doesthat,” Jimin cocks his head to the both of them, “You know whathe’s like,”.

Buthe seems like he’s enjoying it. Thatsmile, that smilethatwas usually reserved for me, he was giving it all to her now…

“Iknow,” I sigh, but even as I tear my gaze away from the both ofthem, I can’t help the painful squeeze in my heart.

–

“y/n~”Taehyung grinned, nuzzling his nose into the back of your neck as hehugs you from behind. He feels you tense under his touch, and hepulls back just slightly, confusion evident in his brown orbs.Usually, you’d return the affection. “Jagi, what’s wrong?”Taehyung asks, tearing himself away from you so that he could turnyou around to look at you. His hands rest gently on your shoulders,and when he cocks his head in confusion, his hair falls into his eyescutely.

“Idon’t know,” You snap, shrugging his hands off of you, “Do you?”.

Taehyungfeels his breath hitch in his throat at the sudden hostility. “Uh,”Taehyung suppresses a sniffle when you start to fold your arms,hardening your glare in his direction. God damn, Taehyung, you’rea man, so act like one. “No?” He blinks. He sees your eyesflash with hurt, and for some reason, he flinches. He didn’t want tohurt you, never even thought about it. “y/n,” He sayshurriedly, panic rising in his chest. The both of you had had yourarguments before, but when you did, at least the both of you knewwhat the cause of it was, right now, Taehyung was completelyclueless.

Theboth of you were in the kitchen, the party still going on outside asyou could hear from the slightly muffled music being blasted fromoutside. “y/n,” He repeats, “Listen, I don’t know why you’re soupset but -”.

“Ofcourse you don’t Kim,” You call him by his first name and his mouthfalls shut in shock. You hadn’t called him by his first name since…forever. “You don’t realize anything,”.

Taehyungparted his lips to protest when the door to the kitchen slid open,and the music flooded the room. He heard the sound of heels clackingagainst the marble floor, and his head shot to the door. Standingthere, in a tight – red dress with pretty blue eyes and a stunningsmile, was Sung Ah, the girl he was talking to earlier. Withoutthinking, Taehyung broke out into a smile. “Sung Ah!” He beamed,and she let out a giggle, covering her mouth with her palm in a lady– like manner.

BesideTaehyung, he doesn’t realize the way you clenched your fists andfumed. “What’re you doing here?” Sung Ah asks, “I was havingfun talking to you,”. Taehyung found himself nodding, totallyoblivious. “So did I! But uh I came here to-” Before he couldeven finish his sentence, Sung Ah cut him off before lifting herindex finger lazily and pointing it at you. “Who’s she?”.Taehyung glanced over to you, and his eyebrows knitted in confusionwhen he saw your whole face go red. “y/n here-” He put an armaround you, pulling you towards his chest. He saw the redness in yourcheeks increase ten fold, and now that he had his arm around you, hecould tell your shoulders were trembling.

“-Ismy girlfriend,” Taehyung finishes. You snap your head up to him,and he returns the surprised look with a pout. “Why do you look sosurprised? I thought you’d know that we’d been dating for 3 yearsnow,” He jokes to lift the tension. It doesn’t work.

“Oh,”Sung Ah strides over to you, grinning, “Did you know I used to havethat title?” She let out a chuckle, “Yeah, 'Taehyung’sGirlfriend’. Used to be me. Did you know?”. Her tone isn’tmenancing in any sort of way, just casual. You push Taehyung awayfrom you a little roughly and he let out a little yelp in shock.“What?” You threw Taehyung a glare in disbelief, “So,you’re saying… you’re his ex?”.

“Whatelse?” Sung Ah took a step towards Taehyung, before wrapping herarms around his neck playfully, “We haven’t seen each other in 2years. I got a shock when I saw him today, but we still get alongwell it seems,”. Taehyung strains a smile at that, patting her handawkwardly before gently prying her off of him. He kept his gaze onyou, watching as you frowned at Sung Ah, your small frame shaking. Hebit back a laugh when it finally hit him.

“Yah,Sung Ah, I think you should go,” He says it firmly, but politely.“I was talking to y/n here, we uh -” He scratched at the back ofhis nape, “We’re not done yet,”. Sung Ah recoils from him,fluttering her eyelashes in slight surprise. “Oh,” She pouted, “Ithought you’d want to talk to me,”.

Taehyungscrunched his face up. “Maybe later,” He shrugs. As Sung Ahleaves, she sends a blowing kiss along with a wink, and Taehyungforces a grin and a wave. Once the door slid shut behind her, heturned to you, eyes sparkling with a genuine grin on his face thistime. “What?” You say curtly. Taehyung doesn’t say anything atfirst, merely walks up to you before engulfing you in a big hug.

Yoursudden yelp gets muffled as your face was pressed against his chest.Taehyung stays like that for a minute, before pulling back slowly andpressing a fluttering kiss to your forehead, then your nose andfinally your lips. “Yah!” You exclaim once he pulls away, eventhough you could feel your heart start to race, “I’m not done beingmad at you!”. He grins, the boxy rectangular one that made yourheart skip a beat. “I know,” He pokes you in the cheek, and yousplutter, “You’re jealous,” He says.

“No!” You squeak, and Taehyung throws his head back, laughing. “C'monjagi, you know I know you better than that,” He presses hisforehead to yours, and feels happiness bloom in his chest when youdon’t pull away. “Look,” He begins, “There’s no need to bejealous of Sung Ah at all. You’re like-” He pulls back to take agood look at you, “Ten times prettier than her,”.

Taehyunggets a hit on the chest in return, but he doesn’t pull his arms offof you. “And besides, I like you for you, looks aside.”. “Fine!”You finally give in, “I was jealous, okay? I’m sorry! You justlooked so – like, happy with her. And then I find out she’syour ex? I – just -” You end off with a groan, burying your facein his shoulder. “Hey, I was just entertaining her, y'know? I meanjust because she’s my ex doesn’t make her my nemesis or anything,”He explains, “Just be polite, talk, catch up, just one of thosethings you do. And well, if I was honest, she’s very-” Taehyunglets out a nervous smile.

“Forward,”He manages out, “If you get what I mean.”.

“That’sexactly what I was worried about,” You mumble.

“Why?”Taehyung questions, the fondness in his voice evident, “I alreadyhave you, what more do I need?”.

Youblush at that, and Taehyung can’t help but smile. Rolling your eyesplayfully, you tear yourself away from your boyfriend, beforetangling your fingers with his, “Whatever. Let’s go find Jimin,he’s waiting,”. Taehyung lets you pull him forward, and he knowsthat you don’t really mean that 'whatever’. Especially when he seesthe smile that you try so hard to repress tugging at your lips.

Heknows you that well, after all.

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