#god you guys I'm doing so fucking badly I don't know how I'm gonna survive this one

[eviebane]

you guys loved my part 1 and 2 of Badly Explained Good Omens so i'm just going to keep doing it. fight me. (disclaimer: this series will be written when i'm either sleep deprived, caffeine overloaded, or drunk. feel free to speculate which one it is this time)

right so Season 1 of Good Omens is basically, these two man-shaped creatures who definitely don't want to lick each other's faces get together in a park full of spies & snitches so they can talk without raising suspicion (foolproof plan, obviously). it's basically a romeo and juliet thing, except romeo is an angelic bookseller hoarder and juilet is a snake demon who will make u re-evaluate your sexual orientation. and possibly give you gender envy. your average stuff, right.

so gender envy boy (Crowley) goes, hey, my lot made me uber the devil's son to an american diplomat the other night, and the angel (Aziraphale) goes, if you're going to destroy the world via evil baby style, can you lot at least not make it into some cheesy american movie. at least make it something actually cool. anyway so they're chatting about the end of the world, as you do, and Crowley goes y'know, Hell is gonna fuck the whole world up and Azi goes Nah, we beat your dumbarses before, we will again, and Crowley goes ANYWAY if everyone gets slaughtered, guess what? no more food, no more music. your life is gonna be boring af

so they go on a little date and Crowley keeps winding him up about how boring shit's gonna be when all the humans have been murdered in the ethereal/occult purge, and Aziraphale finally goes Yeah OK, but you realise I can't do shit about it right? like it's God's will and Crowley goes Nah nah nah, look. Look. Right. so I gotta look after this devil child for a few years and use my sexy nanny vibes to make sure he's evil. why don't YOU also infiltrate this devil child's household and teach him not to kill snails? it'll be like cosmic balance. yin/yang. the kid will be a normal little shit like most preteen boys, rather than starting apocalypses little shit.

Aziraphale is so captivated by his slutty charm and sparkling eyes that he agrees.

so they stalk the kid, dress up like old welsh gardeners and dominatrix nanny to teach him to love slugs and crush his foes under his boot. surprisingly, the kid is relatively normal. although he hates dinosaurs, so that's obviously concerning. Crowley suggests cold blooded murder of the child but Aziraphale's like Nah why don't i cosplay Fell the Marvellous again at his birthday party and Crowley goes why the fuck do I love this loser

anyway so as it turns out, the nuns that Crowley uber'd this baby to 11 years ago ended up with the wrong parents. The best friends husbands roadtrip to go fuck up the nuns, but actually Crowley's maggot colleague (no thats not an insult) burned the nunnery down and it's now a paintball arena, where currently a bunch of repressed office workers are shooting each other. there's a noteworthy bit where the husbands get hit with a paintball, Crowley becomes a naga (except reverse the top and bottom bits. Yeah it's terrifying) just to make a dude shit himself, then Aziraphale puppy dog eyes Crowley to get the stain off his coat because it ruins his vibes and that's not kool.

Crowley tries to make out with Aziraphale against the wall but then forgets the kissing part, then he bippity-boppity-boos a surviving ex-nun so they can interrogate her. the whole trip is pretty useless and it ends up becoming just them two flirt-fighting for a day. Oh also Crowley runs over a witch, but it's fine because she's an American

As it turns out, the witch left a book behind in Crowley's car and Aziraphale yoinks it like the book kleptomaniac he is, then binges it like your new favourite 150k fanfic

Crowley literally climbs the walls in boredom (unfortunately got cut, but still happened in my mind). They eventually meet up in Secret Rendezvous Spot #3 where they have a lover's quarrel and Crowley slut walks off

Next thing ya know, there's a witchfinder (yea don't worry too much about him) at Aziraphale's door and he tries to exorcise him via a prophecy book, a cute little retro desk bell and a fuckin lighter. Anyway.

So Aziraphale was trying to talk to God before the nutbag showed up via a magic angel circle that does a little star trek hologram. He ends up talking to God's secretary (not the fun kind) and he's like, Yeah no God's having PTO rn. Also you're being drafted into war 'cause shit's about to go down and Aziraphale's like Ahhh ok cool neat. let me just like, do a bit of tidying up first, oh and I have to pick up the dry cleaning, um then I need to make dinner, so anyway i'll be there soon. totally. yup. so excited to go fight hot sexy with pretty yellow eyes- bad, evil demons.

Aziraphale accidently cha cha slides into the circle and his body crumbles (same) and he pops into Heaven without a body. He gets yelled at by Anderson for not having a body or that sword he gave the humans 6000 years ago, and honestly I can't help but think it's Heaven's fault for not stock taking enough

Aziraphale's like Haha yeah Anderson I'm not fighting no war, I have a hot sexy yellow-eyed pretty beautiful smart funny demon to ki- uuuh, I mean, I'm a pacifist now, BYE and he yeets himself back to the mortal plane via a floaty picture of Earth

He finds Crowley going on a bender and doodling A+C=<3 on the pub table. Aziraphale's like Right Crowley get your shit together, we got an Apocalypse to stop in Tadfield

Crowley ends up getting trapped in London via a giant doom circle of fire that he designed, but he's like Ah nah fuck it, my Bentley can take it and it DOES. I mean it does explode, but only after it gets him to Tadfield. What a stellar car. 10/10

The husbands try to murder the child with a fireworks gun, that fails, then they watch the child encourage his friends to insult three cosmic beings to death. Yah it actually works, too.

The child then insults Lucifer into the void, and that's it, ba ba boom, apocalypse averted. The husbands do what they do best; get crunk.

Heaven & Hell kidnap the husbands and tries to give them their Worst Employee of the Century rewards, but the husbands survive it via clever trickery and Being A Little Shit, and they ride off into the sunset and confess their love at the Ritz via affectionate insults

the end

season 2

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #goodomens #gomens #badly explained good omens #crack #for the record i have written an entire (yes all 4 books) summary of the hunger games if anyone wants it. its as appalling as this is

[jell0buss-37]

Charmer (Dylan Lenivy x reader) Part 6

It's here! And right before a big part too. I will be posting the next part shortly after this as well, but I wrote this chapter as a warm up for what was about to come for you guys.

TW: angst, a tad sad, but some funny Canon situations! :)))

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

You grit your teeth, and grip Dylan's hand with great anticipation, as well as his shirt. You feel the cold on your exposed back from the room around you. "Okay, it's not that deep, so this should be very quick and easy."

Ryan's words do little to reassure you, but nonetheless you nod, squeezing your eyes shut. You feel the tweezers grip the base of it.

"AAAaah? Huh? It's over???" You turn to look at the others when they plop the arrowhead in front of you mid scream.

"Yeah, that's it." Kaitlyn answers you. "Huh. Feels like I just got a splinter out, to be honest." It really did. It felt nicer, less painful. "Yeah, and the stab was like a centimeter upwards in your skin, so really you'll just need a gauze and some bandage." She tells you, smiling in relief. You release a breath that you've been holding, Dylan giving your hand a reassuring squeeze.

After you get patched up, you take a couple pain killers from Abi's little backpack. It still hurts a bit to put a lot of weight on your hip, but if anything it was more of a dull pain now. Thankfully that was the worst that you sustained from the attack.

"Okay, so Ryan and I were thinking about heading to the radio shack to tray and get a signal and contact someone out there. We tried the phones here and we just got cut off, which is already super sketchy, but whatever works, works." Dylan announces to the group once he and Ryan return from Mr. H's office.

Something about the situation doesn't sit right with you, you can't really seem to shake the feeling. "Uhm, I don't know if that's a really good idea… W-what if that THING is there..?" You voiced your concerns.

"We found a gun in Mr. H's office, so that way you can keep this one while we go." Dylan reassures you. It still doesn't feel right… "Okay. I'm coming with you guys then." You stand fully, grabbing your bow. "What? NO- no no, you can't. You're already hurt-" "Not badly, thank god." You interrupt Dylan.

"Yeah, but what if you get hurt again? You can't-" "That's the thing, I actually survived an attack. I only got poked a bit, but I'm not as fucked up as Nick." You stand your ground.

"I just want you to be safe, (Y/n)." He raised his voice. You raise yours back, "And I want you to be safe. I have a really bad feeling about this, Dyl. And you KNOW I'm never wrong when it's like this." You and him have eyes locked on eachother.

The air is the tensest it's ever been, especially between you two. This is the first fight you've ever had, and you'll be damned to lose. Everyone around you looks to eachother awkwardly.

"(Y/n) has a point… you both are the only ones who have any experience with all the tech in the Radio Hut too. And plus (Y/n) might have more knowledge on how to fight that, uh, bear thing if it is there." Ryan speaks up after a moment.

Dylan shoots him a look, almost betrayed, but he does waiver from the reasonable argument. "I shot it in the eye. It should still have the arrow in it, or at the least should be missing an eye by now. It's already weak." You soften your voice.

He looks at you finally, after a moment, he sighs out and nods. "I-I… I trust you. Fuck, if you say something bad's gonna happen, hell, how much worse can it get, really?" He lets out a dryish laugh.

You walk over to him. "Hey… we pinky promised, remember?" You smile lightly. He smiles back, reassured. "Okay, let's get going then. Kaitlyn, you'll stay with Nick and Abi, keep them safe." Ryan tells Kaitlyn, who nods confidently.

And with that, you were off. For a while, the three of you were silent, still a bit tense. From both the now dangerous woods, and the fight from earlier.

"Guys…" you begin, a horrible thought creeping in, "What if… what if it is a-a werewolf?" They both look at you, surprised, but not at the thought. More at the fact that you'd be the first to bring it up.

"Well. Then I'd say that Nick is totally fucked now." Dylan says simply, obviously joking. You smile up at him, happy to have the semi carefree Dylan back, if not for a moment. Ryan smiles at the two of you from the back. He missed the comfortable atmosphere that you both brought.

"So, you guys have any plans after this night is over?" He asks the two of you. You both look back, smiling at the question.

"Well, Dyl and I are actually going to be going to colleges in the same area. The original plan was going to be helping eachother out with moving and whatnot, but I don't know now after tonight…" You laugh bashfully, referring to the confessions from earlier, and not the probably-a-werewolf in the woods now.

Dylan smiles down at you. "Cool. What are you guys gonna Major in?" Ryan asks. "Oh! Well, I'm gonna be going for (Major of choice)." You answer. "Yeah, and I'm gonna Major in quantum physics." Ryan waits for him to say he's just kidding, but his eyes widen when he realizes he's serious.

"Wow… like, actually?" He asks Dylan. You laugh, Dylan rolling his eyes playfully. "See, that's exactly how (nickname) reacted." He groans jokingly. "Ugh, yes. I'm actually quite different than you'd think, Ryan." You nod in affirmation.

Dylan had the habit of changing how he acted around the others, but you gradually got him to become more comfortable around you. You had found out so many things that you never would have guessed about him.

And one of those things is that he's actually really fucking smart. He also has a really good memory whenever he's sure of himself. It's incredibly admirable. You also learned that he has actually been a camper at Hackett's Quarry for years, and had fixed up the Radio Hut himself.

These things that you found out made you realize how comfortable he truly became with you, and it made you truly like him even more.

Ryan hums to himself, taking note of that fact.

You guys finally arrived, deciding to look around the area for anything that might be important. You find an old looking tarot card, one with a queen on the face, simply titled, 'Queen of Swords'. You shrug, tugging it into your back pocket. Something about it feels incredibly important to you.

You walk over to the boys, nodding to walk into the hut. Dylan steps in first, a proud smile bright on his face. You walk in to the familiar space, having spent a majority of your time in the place.

"Huh, this place sure is a dump." Ryan mumbles out. Dylan's smile drops instantly, whipping his head to Ryan so quickly.

"Okay, well, ever since I was a camper here, it was never really used, and I spent literal years cleaning this place up. Sooo…" He raises his hands defensively, obviously hurt from the comment.

"He's really proud of the place, man." You tell Ryan. "Yeah! So sorry it's not up to your standards-BUT. I've been putting in a lot of TLC." "Okay, Okay. Sorry…" Ryan apologizes, looking around, noticing the power tools. You walk over to stand beside Dylan, searching around for things you may need.

"So, are these power tools used for anything special? Or…" Ryan questions. "Uhhhhh… no." "Mr H. said it was the only way he'd let him keep the station going…" you smile a bit sadly at Ryan, patting Dylan's back.

Ryan nods, looking around again. You walk over to the other side of the shack, looking around while Dylan explains to Ryan how you guys can use the radio.

You see a picture of you taped to the wall, as well as other various photos of the other Counselors. Dylan must've used the shack as a personal getaway often.

You smile warmly, finding his sentiment adorable. You walk back over to the guys, hearing Dylan speak awkwardly into the radio.

"Hello! How's it goin out there, uh, this is, uh-we need help." You and Ryan exchange an awkward look. "We are counselors at uh, Hackett's Quarry summer camp, and uh, there's been a horrible accident, a-an attack Stuffs bad… HERE. UH-we need your help. There's been a SWARM-OF bears. A-and they're EVERYWHERE and there's these hunters, too, uh, and they're shooting at the bears but also at US, which is not good, and some of our friends are hurt, and uhm-we are in desperate need of help so please uh, send some. There's vicious… BEARS-and we don't know what to do, so please uh, come help us, uh- SOS, this is uh, an emergency, S- save our ship. Ssoo come on doowwn… uh- please help us."

And with that, he turns off the mic. He looks to you guys. "So uh, how'd I do? Was that like, good or like..?" He asks you. "Swarm of Bears?" You ask. "Yeah." He looks confused. "HERD of Bears." Ryan tells him. "Uh, yeah, I've heard of Bears..?" Dylan answers only further confused. "Oh my god-" Ryan says, frustrated now.

"Well, okay. Let's switch over to the receiver side." You switch over, sitting next to Dylan. "Okay, well I'm gonna go keep an eye out." Ryan walks away from you two, standing by the window, peering out.

Dylan is fidgeting with his hands, bouncing his leg up in down. His anxiety getting to him. You grab his hand in yours, rubbing his knuckles with your thumb reassuringly. He looks at you, and calms down a bit more. You give him a small smile, and he lets out a breath, smiling a bit less shaky now.

Suddenly, a couple voices come over the radio. It's hard to hear, two guys talking about what seems to be the the probably-a-bunch-of werewolves.

Then they say something that chills you to the core.

Tarot card: The Queen of Swords

Meaning: She uses her intellectual power to cut through the noise and determine the best path ahead. She asks you to use your head and not your heart in your decision-making, and to commit to the choice that you make.

#the quarry #the quarry x reader #dylan the quarry #fanfiction #dylan lenivy #dylan lenivy x reader #dylan x reader #the quarry dylan #fanfic

[grigori77]

Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 63

Old Spice? Is that really still actually a thing?

Marisha is fumbling her part of the plug so badly it's beautiful ... Sam: "Matt ... say something now!" XD

Oh nice, SHORT advert intro this time ... more time for gameplay then ...

"Scallywags" ... XD

Oh yeah, I just remembered IT'S A CLIFFHANGER!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!!!

Creepy face, creepy face! Not good ... oh fuck, don't DO THAT, Matt! Oh ... it's NOT Hevestro? Eep ...

Oh yeah, this guy's DEFINITELY not a friend ... whoa, creepy dude ... fuck ... oh shit, is this a FUCKING LICH?!!!

A faint Fey energy? Oh dear ...

"The Hierophant is in ME." Oh boy ...

Liam makes a Perception roll. "Urgh, not great fir me ... 19." (snort ... are you kidding me?)

Is Deni$e seriously arguing about squatters' rights? LOL

Oh boy ... this thing is giving me major Hexus from Ferngully's ultimate skeletal monster form vibes right now ...

Shit ... so this thing is FREE because of the Solstice? That's LOVELY ...

"I know how you can help me ... you can join Hevestro." Crap ... Matt: "Roll initiative." CRAP!!!

Oooooooh ... fancy Battlemap time ... and an adorably specific WizzKids plug from Liam ... XD

Prism and Orym match initiative ... ROLLIES?!!! Liam: "What's your dex?" Emily (chuckling): "Not yours." Yup ... XD

Ashton rages ... and it's a FANCY RAINBOW RAGE again ... love it when he does that ... holding his action, now ... hmmm ...

Deni$e is dashing for cover, holding her action too ...

Orym chucking a dagger "just to see what it does"? Hmmmmmm ... and it hits! Okay ... it DOES find purchase, but ... not a whole lit of effect. Interesting ...

It deals him 8 points of NECROTIC damage? AND knocks him down? Ouch ...

Emily popping into the bottom screen as she leans RIGHT OVER is VERY distracting to me ... I have NO IDEA what Prism actually just DID ...

Frightening Gaze? WHAT?!!! Phew, it doesn't work on her at least ...

Bor'Dor's gonna cast something big, something RAUCOUS ... nope, just a Lightning Bolt ... XD ... and the crossbow SURVIVES!!! Okay ...

It's STRETCHING ... creepy hands ... oh shit, what IS THIS?!!! Ooh, a COUNTERSPELL?!!! Go Prism! Crap ... bugger, that didn't work ...

EVERYBODY has to make a Con Save? Argh ... and FUCKING OUCH!!! Gods that is NASTY ... Necrotic damage ... yeah, this is TOTALLY a lich ...

She can't Rage? Bollocks! Aaaaaaaah ... Held Action is NOT good after all ... double bollocks ...

It has a BONUS ACTION?!!! A red orb? What the fuck is THAT shit?

Laudna casts Darkness on the little red orb ... hmmm ... a DOME OF DARKNESS now ... okay then ... even Marisha isn't sure this is actually a SMART move right now ...

Ashton comes in swinging ... and Taliesin Crit Fails ... ow ... thank the gods for Action Surge ... and then he just thinks himself out of doing much of anything ... bugger ...

Crap ... Deni$e's heals fail her ... bollocks ... whip out? Ooh, intimidation! Yeah!

Flea Jump? Oooh ... way to go, Orym! And an Action Surge! Goading Attack! Yeah! 11 points of damage! Nice! Wait ... that's Hevestro in there? Oh shit ... so they CAN'T damage it without hurting him too? Shit ...

Prism trying Force Damage ... 27 points? Woooo ... so THAT works! Okay, good to know ...

Bor'Dor is at SHIT HP ... yeah, 4th Level Cure Wounds on himself is smart ... he shouts: "I'm coming!" ... and then that's it ...

Orbital Decay? Oooh ... Ashton is a Gravity Well! Sweet! Slows it RIGHT DOWN ... fuck, andnow it's PUKING gaseous unpleasantness into his face! Prism Counterspells it! NICE SAVE!!!

Crap ... and now she's made herself a target ... that won't end well ...

Form of Dread! Yeah! Here we go! And a foibles barrelled Eldritch Blast! BOTH HIT!!! Sweet! Crap damage roll, though ... bummer, 5 and 7? Hmmm ... essentially just TICKLES him ...

Oh man ... this thing is IMMUNE to her Form of Dread? Shit ...

Flaring eyes? Never good ...

FINALLY Ashton starts to do dome real DAMAGE!!! And a Chaos Buest ... ooooh ... Cold Damage? Interesting ... orb is cracked, but still intact ... but he can MOVE IT!!! Okay ... another hit ... POW!!! And it SHATTERS!!! Yes! Nice one, boy!

Orym's getting speared! Laudna casts Silvery Barbs ... and fails! Aaaaaaaah ... fuck ... snd now he's PINNED!!! Shit!

Deni$e attacks with her sickle! And still stumbles? Bloody heels ... a miss .. znd ANOTHER miss ... at least the third one hits ... for 7 points of damage? Oof ...

Orym is pinned and he STILL hits that fucker TWICE!!! Nice ... Grasping Vine! Oh ... he's trying to PULL HEVESTRO OUT?!!! Whoa ... down to a contest of strength ... ah ... Holy shit, that actually WORKED!!! Unbelievable ...

Prism considering using Dimension Door to just get the body out of here ... too risky ... no, she's doing it after all? Okay then ... she sends Dynios to send it to Ashton! And he's just SHOCKED about it ... O.O

Bor'Dor is going for the body ... and he just FUMBLES IT ... nuts ... so he decides to shoit a Firebolt at the remaining orb instead ... it hits! Yes! But since he's shooting THROUGH THE DARKNESS he doesn't actually KNOW IT ... "That felt good!" XD

Counterspelling a Counterspell? Dear gods ... massive frustration, clearly ...

Another double Eldritch Blast! 14 and 10 damage ... not bad, Laudna! It's starting to look ragged ... Chill Touch? Ooooooh ... 13 points of damage and it CAN'T HEAL!!! Nice ...

"Game recognises game!" Sure ...

Ashton's still afraid, so he just PICKS UP THE BODY and books it! XD Okay then ...

Attack or heal? What you gonna do, Deni$e? She goes with mercy ... good choice! Healing Potion! And Hevestro is ALIVE!!! Yes!

Prism is now EXTREMELY PLEASED with herself and I don't blame her ...

Orym squats over the elf and BOOSTS HIS AC!!! Nice!

Radiant Chill Touch! Nice one, Prism! 9 Radiant damage! Meanwhile ... is Dynios FLIRTING with this thing?

Prism: "That's right! I'm becoming a little bit of a Battle Mage!" Taliesin: "And it's gone."

Bor'Dor shoots a Lightning Bolt through the crossbow into the orb ... 23 damage! CRACK!!! And it HURTS the creature! Nice!

A Fireball? Ouch ... 35 points of Fire damage! Oooooh, that smarts! That was just MEAN ...

Shit ... and now Hevestro is a bit crispy and UNCONSCIOUS again! Double shit!

Hexbolt times 2 from Laudna ... NICE!!! Oh yeah, she us FUCKING IT UP!!! And an extra double Eldritch Blast! Nice! AND SHE GETS THE HDYWTDT!!! WHOOOOOO!!!

Oh yeah, she just SHREDS this fucker ... that's beautiful ... and pretty gross ... and then she just sucks it all into her hand snd SQUISHES IT. Nice ...

Bor'Dor does a Mass Cure Wounds ... which looks like loads of blue cotton candy? Awwwww ... :3

So now Hevestro is beholden to them. Here we go ...

Evithorir the Taker? So THAT'S what that thing was ...

Tumilo? Efterin? Oh, here we go, infodump time ... yeah, altogether that sounds pretty intense ...

Orym finally getting down to business ... and Hevestro doesn't actually KNOW what's going on ... so Laudna PROJECTS a Silent Image of the Solstjce itself ... okay ... Matt: "That's where we gonna take a break ..." Yup ...

Back again ...

Requests of transportation to Wildemount AND Marquet ... tomorrow morning? Really? Sweet ...

Heading out into the vestibule? Okay ... and now he's dragging freaky skeletons up out of the ground ... okay ... oh, that is TRAGIC ... lovely ...

And so THAT'S what the weird grave in the wilderness was all about ...

Less luxury than the basic amenities of a youth hostel, then ... sounds about right ...

Deni$e is "trying not to be too aggressive" ... WHILE TANKING HIS ARM ... okay ... and now Bor'Dor's on the floor ... she is going HARD on him right now ... wait ... HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE a brother? What?

Okay, now I really AM confused, what the hell IS going on with him?

"WTF is with this guy?" Hang on ... did Marisha actually JUST WRITE THAT on the fan?

Okay, so it's storytime around the fire ...

So he's from the Menagerie Coast? Okay ... hiding out from the church ... oh so he already HAD his powers then? Hmmm ... so his mother was killed? Betrayed by her gods? Ouch ... oh man, that got dark FAST ...

Okay, now I'm starting to wonder about this guy myself ... where the hell IS he going with this?

WTF is going on?

HOLY SHIT Bor'Dor is a total LIE!!!

Oh fuck he is ATTACKING THEM WITH FUCKING ACID!!! WTF?!!! 27 Acid damage each? Fuck ...

HOLY FUCK PRISM IS DEAD?!!! NOOOOOOO!!!

Roll initiative! Shit, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!!!

Bor'Dor: "I saw you! You killed my friends in Marquet!" WHAT?!!!

Wow ... now they are GENUINELY trying go work out who the hell through killed that he even means?

Orym kicks dirt in Bor'Dor's face, grabs Prism and pours a Healing Potion into her, then protects her as she wakes up again. WOW he us so awesome ...

Ashton IMMEDIATELY fucking RAGES, charges Bor'Dor and sucks him in with his Gravity Effect ... and SUCKER PUNCHES him right in the gut. Density Well? Oooooh ... and that boy is ON HIS ARSE. Ashton: "Sorcerer, huh?" Now he pops hom on the head with the butt of his hammer ... PUNT!!!

Deni$e grapples him to pin him down ... oh, so he is a GREASY little shit! She tries again ... and this time she OWNS HIM. Nice ...

Utkarsh: "I don't feel like dying anymore ..." Oh great ... NOW what the hell is he planning to do? He Polymorphs himself into a hummingbird ... except Laudna Counterspells him out of it! Okay then ...

Wow ... now he's just crying on the floor and begging them to kill him? Hmmmm ...

Laudna goes full blown NIGHTMARE FUEL into her full-blown Form of Dread ... "I'm really sorry, Bor'Dor ... I just can't bear to have anyone else betray me." And she casts hunger of the Shadow on him? HOLY SHIT ...

Fuck, HOW MUCH DAMAGE did she just roll ... 26 points of Necrotic Damage? Holy shit ...

Yeah, she just STRAIGHT UP MURDERS HIM ... this just went SO BAD ...

Okay, maybe Prism needs to GET THAT ACID OFF right now ... meanwhile she's punching the now stone cold corpse of Bor'Dor for betraying her ... and she causes an actual Auto-Crit on him ...

Ashton drops Rage, grabs Prism and guns her away and leads her off because she doesn't need to see this. Oof ...

Laudna sees Ofym just watching this with total desolation ... but she's TOO FAR GONE right now ... oh boy ... wait ... what the fuck ... "Marisha hates this." What the ... on my gods ...

Wither and Bloom? Shit ...

Oh fuck ... IS THAT FUCKING DELILAH in control right now? Seriously?

And she KILLS HIM.

It's a beautiful and HORRIBLE death ... fucking hell ...

Ashton comforts Laudna as gently as he can as he leads her away ... meanwhile Orym is clearly DESTROYED emotionally right now ... Holy fuck ...

Utkarsh: "I would have stabbed each and every one of you." Jeez ... fucking CHILL, you psycho ... O.O

HE HAS AN IMMOVABLE ROD?!!! Fuck, he has LOADS of loot ... what the hell WAS going on with this guy?

Wow ... is Prism like SUPER TRAUMATISED right now? At least Deni$e is there to SORT OF pick up the pieces ...

She's going to shout at his grave ... and stomp on it ... and apologise for it ... then stomp on it again ... yeesh ...

Hevestro offers up words of comfort ...

Prism talks to Laudna ... Laudna: "I'm afraid that what I did hurt more than just Bor'Dor ..." ouch ... and now the subject of Delilah comes up again ... she's scared she might still be there and I can't blame her, I'm wondering thr same bloody thing right now ...

Wow, she is just tumbling RIGHT DOWN this existential rabbit hole right now, ain't she?

Meanwhile Orym is just pondering in the broodiest way possible ... he's just going through it as bad as his friends right now ...

A very subdued evening before retirement ... oof ...

Morning breaks and they rise again ...

Oh, okay, here we go, then ...

Ashton grabs a little bit of the crystal ... with kind permission, of course ...

Prism suggests to Dynios that they ... abscond from the Cobalt Soul in the chaos ... and then begs Ashton to egg her on ... hmmm ... wow ... is he actually trying to TALK HER OUT OF IT?!!! Oh, no, turns out he's all for it after all. XD

XD ... now he's trying to convince her to go to Whitestone and rip off Percy ... I love it ...

Yup ... Prism's life of crime and debauchery begins, then ... XD

Deni$e trying to work out how to get sent yo Dariax ... they try to scry on him ... here we go ...

A tavern ... OF COURSE IT IS ... there he is ...getting drunk ... central Tal'dorei ... Westruun? Okay ... oh, Orym's gonna try to get hold of Dorian through the Sending Stone ... aaaaaargh, not the bloody D100 again ... crap ...

A wanted poster? Oh boy ...

Prism wondering if what they went through was real ... and Ashton IMMEDIATELY asking her if she thinks she's just HALLUCINATED the whole thing ... LOL

"Like putting a hat on a hat!" XD

Okay, here we go ... goodbye to Deni$e and Prism, then ...

Oh, so it's a case if "pick your own tree, then" ... and Prism is the "canary in the cost mine" ... XD

Ah yes, Tree Striding ... here we go ...

That's it then, farewell Deni$e ...

Scrying to find the others, then ... okay ...

They're home ... that's it, then. That's where to go.

Laudna gives Prism a hank of her dead hair for her to scry with ... lovely ...

Wow ... Prism's exit is just CRAZY ...

And then the others go through too ...

Oh, Bor'Dor gets a little bit of a coda? That's intriguing ...

Matt: "And THAT'S where we're gonna end the episode."

Wow ... introspective ... and I'm STILL emotionally destroyed ... that episode was TOUGH ...

So yeah ... well done Utkarsh, you went where very few have gone before, narratively ... and Aimee, ALWAYS fun to see you, luv ...

Until next time, then ...

#critical role #crit role campaign 3 #crit role spoilers #campaign 3 spoilers #campaign 3 episode 63 #matt mercer #marisha ray #laudna #travis willingham #chetney pock o'pea #laura bailey #imogen temult #liam o'brien #orym of the air ashari #ashley johnson #fearne calloway #taliesin jaffe #ashton greymoore #sam riegel #fresh cut grass #aimee carrero #deni$e #utkarsh ambudkar #bor'dor dog'son #emily axford #prism grimpoppy

[tsuki-sennin]

Jyoooooooo! Jyamato Grand Prix! Sengoku Edition!

This might get bloody, strap yourselves in folks.

Spoilers, I guess...

-Super Hero Time bumper!

-"That dirty fox! Messing up MY garden! AAAAAAAAAH!"

-Archimedel's taking getting Boosted on very well.

-Micchi? Oh fuck, this really is gonna turn out badly.

-Naptime, Ace?

-"Oh thank God... he is human~!" OKAY KEIWA WOW

-Is that a lemonade?

-"The Red Fox..."

-Ohhhhh

-I guess Beroba

-He's so sleepy

-...that's almost more worrying than him going apeshit, tbh

-Guess even an obsessive super fan has limits to what he knows.

-As he well should tbh, Ace doesn't owe him that.

-Oh shit, it's time.

-...that outfit looks super cute on Neon.

-Ninja Plants!

-Hot damn, Keiwa!

-YOOOOOO NEON

-These untransformed fights make me giddy.

-Oh fuuuuuck

-Daichi continuing to be the woist

-"How delightful~! Like Oda Nobunaga's last day in Honnoji~!"

-"I call dibs."

-Shogun Niram.

-...I guess Samas-san doesn't exactly wanna play along.

-You could help us at anytime, Producer Man. Just saying!

-Aren't you a Rider too, Ziin? Why don't you help?

-Oooooooh

-Here comes Ace with the hair extensions.

-Boost! Mark Two!

-...I just noticed, but I think his head is recycled from Lopo's.

-Oh shit, fox time again!

-Damn Michinaga, you survived that. Didn't even get knocked out.

-No more Jyamato.

-"Bro what the hell is that?"

-"Yeah... I guess it is."

-And he's down!

-Naptime.

-What Neon and Keiwa know definitively about Ace.

He really misses his Mama.

He's way too good at this game.

His fursona is a fox.

-That's it.

-OOOOH?

-Seems kinda mean to not let somebody meet their mother just because their previous incarnation already did.

-"I may be new meat in this fandom, but everybody knows Yakumo Eisu."

-Wait... Fox... Yakumo... Associated with extreme deceit... from Holy shit, Ace is Yukari and Ran's secret bastard son!

-Desire Grand Prix! Genso Edition!

-...don't ask how they both got Mitsume pregnant, that's not a conversation I'm prepared to have with you.

-"Move me! Your character development is fascinating."

-I knew it~!

-Chirami off to complain to the manager.

-"You moron, they'll murder you!" I love just how sick Tsumuri is of this bullshit.

-Ohhhhhh

-Here she comes~!

-Don't tempt her.

-YOU DUMBASS

-Tsumuri should be in charge of the whole game, she's clearly putting in all the work.

-"Keep your disgusting hands away from me."

-Oh, Beroba can just

-Do that, huh?

-Well, we're fucked.

-Oh!

-Seeing Ace stressing himself, even in such a limited capacity, is a bit frightening.

-Hello Ziin.

-Oh, that was

-That was a commercial break, okay. Weird.

-Ukiyo Ace...

-Oooooooh

-Those must be Garfield's parents. ...I wonder if their names are Jonathan and Elizabeth?

-There's very obviously not Yukari Yakumo.

-And that woman in the Mediterranean must be Mitsume-san.

-Influencer stans are horrifying.

-You tell him, Ace.

-2fast4ace.

-"So like... is there a reason you guys picked us of all Riders?"

-Kekera really likes Keiwa, I see.

-Yeah you be very careful around Kyuun, Neon. His vibes are icky.

-Guess Chirami's getting fired after this.

-Oh finally! Some initiative!

-Naptime.

-Damn he shoot

-Lots of untransformed fighting today!

-Rider Time.

-Berobaaaa!

-Ohhhhh

-Teenage girls are frightening.

-Glare2! Log in!

-Install!

-I believe that makes Beroba one of a very rare breed of female Rider with multiple distinct Rider identities.

-The only other examples I can name off the cuff is Natsumikan as Den-O (briefly) and Kiva-la (and Natsumikan Arms Gaim, if you wish to count that) ...does Sakura becoming George's Clone Riders really count? Fuck it, I'm counting.

-Ohhhhhhhhhh!

-She's real dangerous now!

-Ziin got fucked.

-Damn, they threw that boy!

-"I'm gonna kill off your beloved blorbo~! And there's not a thing you can do about it~!"

-Oooooooooh.

-Laser Boost, incoming!

-Right, that's all done.

-Oh, Ace. Gotta sell me something, eh?

-I see, thank you.

#geats #kr geats #geats spoilers #kamen rider geats #the world's next round: trick shot of desire for the grand victory

[frecklystars]

Old records remind me that something's not right Old records remind me of when things were fine

#Nick Blaemire #blaemire blogging #vent art #my art #*spends two hours on this instead of things I need to get done* #god you guys I'm doing so fucking badly I don't know how I'm gonna survive this one #my parents splitting but my mom still living here for one more month is killing me #usually listening to nick's voice makes me feel better but I think I spiraled too far #I should have listened to a more cheerful song but I didn't expect Old Records to be bittersweet #I can't believe I'm a child of divorce at the age of twenty-two?? without warning?? #my mom doesn't want us anymore I just want her fucking gone then #she has so many friends and she has one friend who's literally my age who is just like me #and she talks to him all the time and treats him like he's her own fucking son #but i'm right here!!! i'm her daughter!!! she can't look at me for 22 years or even say i love you #but she says it SO EASILY to this kid she's known for like what a couple years? #and i hate how my dad keeps comparing my grief to his like... 'i have it worse' crap #im!!! hurting!!! too!!! let me grieve in peace stop telling me you have it worse!!! #its not a competition!!! aren't we supposed to be there for each other?? #my parents were never close with me they never made an effort #i don't know why i expected my dad to reach out to me but i thought something would click #i've just been rereading nick's note over and over and over trying to make it sink in #he told me to live a long and happy life so i can meet him but i dont know how long i can hold on

[cartoonsaint]

I'm loving your thoughts on the hlvrai characters! Can i ask your thoughts on Forzen for the ask game?

YEA I FUCKING LOVE FORZEN HE'S SO FUNNYYYYY also i love that they had scorpy double up sjfdljasdf like rtvs is a pretty big crew they couldn't find?? ONE other person?????

FAV CANON TRAIT: alright so there's lots of ways to interpret forzen and i know that "someThing like benrey" & "old enough to be shipped with other characters" are popular but they're not my favorite bc taking him at face value is just. so amusing to me. SO my fave trait is: he just wants to graduate!!!!!

sure maybe he's an older student but my first thought was 'COLLEGE??? this man's a BOY?????' like i am a year out from 30 (yay!) and let me tell you there's leagues of difference between who a person is at 20 vs a decade later. 20 is a KID. he's only just stepping into adulthood and he's fucking HERE, at black mesa? not just in the military (YIKES, not good for anyone, but the draw of a college education and upward mobility can be really tempting) but in the middle of an alien invasion?? and then his entire team dies and he STILL puts himself directly at odds against the bizarro super murderous science team??? and then has the guts to fucking try to talk his way out of it with BEYBLADES, and that WORKS???? and then he somehow kidnaps the immortal dog of the most murderous guy on the team (who also was the one most swayed by said beyblades) and has the chance to try to negotiate for himself... only he can't even articulate what it is that he wants?????????? honey u could have just gone home. the military's dead and gone man i don't think they're all that concerned about ur college education rn

this young man's only got a fraction of an idea of what's going on, but dammit he's got guts and he's gonna give it his all anyways!!... and then his all goes so, so badly. god, how silly. how wonderful. unstoppable object but it has no idea what direction it's supposed to be going so it just goes in circles and doesn't end up doing any damage whatsoever.

LEAST FAV CANON TRAIT: why why WHY does he speak french. he's canonically the last surviving member of the UNITED STATES military, not canada's so why does he speak french why would he do it in the middle of a hostage situation why pLEASE

FANON PET PEEVE: this is not quite a pet peeve but i do laugh every time i see it: there seems to be a lot of post canon domestic-y art that just... ignores him? forgets him? actively excludes him? like the whole crew will be there, the science team and benrey and sunkist and the g-man and darnold, and everyone's alllllll happy and together and forzen is just. never even mentioned, at all

why?? cuz he was a boot boy? benrey is some kinda effed up space god thing, bubby sold gordon out to the military, coomer tried to kill him with 300 clones, the g-man fucked around with gordon's life for the sake of his son's bday party. they've all done terrible things but they all get to be part of a happy, hopeful ending. and all we know for certain that forzen did is be part of a truly shitty organization (and, um, hold a dog hostage... but come on, sunkist was in no real danger), which to me doesn't seem like enough to exclude him from like. a future with happiness?

post canon domestic stories are about forgiveness, aren't they? they're about making up for what happened and finding common ground? about learning and becoming better people? forzen, ex-military ex-dognapper and outside of the hell that was Black Mesa, lost in life and probably never gonna graduate now, running into the group of people he'd expect to hate him most... only to find that he's actually welcome? that's a story i'd love to hear, is all.

also i think it's so easy to be funny with him. pleeeeeeeeease please use him more please i've never asked before <3

#to be fair there's interesting things to be said for scorpy doubling up both as a plot point and a la Captain Hook/Father Darling #but i have more fun talking about Guy Completely Out of His Depth instead :) #saint talks #ask saint #for IS my idea for forzen is in maybe my top three favorite ideas for that fic like if nothing else GOD i want to get to that bit #long post #eh maybe! #alright to be fair it's been a while since i paid attention to forzen's bits in the stream so #i might be SO OFF here and supplementing w my own hc... but come on. #silly guy fun #forzen #hlvrai