#goddammit they are hot

[straykidsholicleigh]

Sit On My Face

Pairing: bf!minho x fem!reader

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: kissing, cunnilingus, face sitting, reader is kinda insecure? subby minho kind of lol, implied second round

a/n: I hate it but it is what it is 🤷🏻‍♀️

important: this is a work of fiction. none of the characters act this way in real life.

credits: deviders by @not-the-herb-sage <3

The sound of the clock made you anxious, waiting for Minho to come home. He told you he'd be home soon and for you not to wait up, but he should know you better because now it's 1:36 am and he's still not home.

You sighed, getting up from the couch and making your way into the kitchen to get a glass of water. As if on que, the sound of keys rattling and the squeaking of the door made you put your glass down, walking over to the front door to see Minho standing there. His expression was cold, his eyes dark as he pulled is jacket off and hung it on the rack.

You wanted to be mad at him. To scream at him and ask him why he came so late. But seeing his tired and sleepy face made you feel sorry for him. It was comeback season and you knew how serious the boys take it. Especially Minho when it comes to choreo, so you decided not to be mad at him.

“Sorry...” He mumbled, taking a bottle of water from the fridge and chugging it down. You sighed, sitting on top of the counter as you looked at him. “It's okay,” You said, smiling weakly. “Did you eat something? I can make you a ramyeon cup-” “No.” He simply said. He made his way over to you, caging you between the counter.

He brought his lips to your neck, inhaling and letting out a shaky sigh. “You smell so good,” He said, running his thumb over your bottom lip. “New perfume?” You nodded, wrapping your hands around his neck, bringing him closer to you. “Versace bright crystal. Hyunjin recommended it.”

Minho chuckled dryly. “Cute. You smell heavenly.” You blushed, looking away to the side as Minho admired you. “Your so pretty.” He said, kissing down your neck.

He slowly unbuttoned your shirt, sucking purple and blue marks on your skin. “Min, I have work tomorrow.” You said, rubbing down his back as he pulled your shirt over your head. “Call in sick. I want you now.”

He attached his lips to your neck again, removing your bra and pulling it over your arms before discarding somewhere on the floor. He hastily grabbed a nipple into his mouth, sucking harshly as you let out little moans. Your hand got entangled in his long brown hair as you gently tugged on it.

“I love your hair Minho. So soft and smooth.” You sighed. Minho smiled, his mouth moving down as he kissed your ankle. “Thanks baby. If you really like it that much I'll keep it for longer.” You desperately nodded your head, moaning as he gave your nipple a squeeze.

He tapped your thigh to get you to move, which you did. Once you were off the counter, he picked you up and carried you to your shared bedroom, throwing you on the bed and attaching his mouth to your stomach, grabbing your boobs in his hands.

“Fuck, such pretty tits,” He grunted, slapping your right boob and pinching the nipple. He worked his way into getting your shorts off before taking your underwear into his mouth. He gently removed it before looking down at you with an eyebrow raised, your panties hanging from his mouth, showing off his cute bunny teeth.

He dropped it onto his hand and threw it on the floor, before hovering above you as his mouth moved closer to your neck.

“Sit on my face, darling?” He asked. You looked at him with wide eyes, looking down at his hard on. You weren't sure if you were ready to sit on his face.

You shook your head, hesitantly wrapping your hands around his neck. “I- I don't know Minho. W-what if I'm too heavy for you or I suffocate you? What-what if-” Minho cut you off by smashing his lips against yours.

The kiss was firm as you grabbed him by his hair, pulling him closer to you if that was even possible. He bit your bottom lip and you whimpered, letting him in your mouth as he explored your mouth with his tongue. He was the first to pull away, a string of saliva keeping you two together.

“You won't crush my face. Now be a good girl and do as I say, hmm?” He asked, raising an eyebrow. You knew he wouldn't do anything if you weren't comfortable with it. Minho was that type of person. You knew that if he sensed you didn't want to do it he wouldn't force you.

You nodded you head muttering a small "alright" before rolling over so you were on top of him. “That's my girl.” He smiled, looking at you as you pulled his shirt over his head, a blush appearing on your face. You let out a shaky sigh, positioning yourself over his mouth. You stayed there, not sure when to sit down exactly, just hovering above his mouth.

He started to grow impatient. “Just sit, love,” He tried, his voice desperate. You hesitantly sat down on his face, not to much and sighed as he licked your folds. You let your hands fall in front of you and grip the headboard.

“God, you taste perfect angel,” He moaned, sucking on your clit making you whine. He hooked his hands under your thighs, pulling them down so now you were actually sitting on his face properly. “Fucking keep it there, don't move.”

You let out little moans and whines as he feverishly sucked on your clit, lapping away at all your juices. You felt the knot inside you slowly building up, about to burst any second.

“M-min, c-” You couldn't even form proper sentences as you felt your whole body was on fire, sweat dripping down beneath the valley of your breasts and falling down onto your boyfriends face.

“Gonna cum?” He mumbled against your clit. “Cum baby, squirt all over my face. U-use me.” And use him you did.

You pathetically rutted against his mouth, like a dog in heat and pulled his hair to keep him in place. You were rough and Minho seemed to like it.

Your breathing became heavier, more sharp as you let out a silent scream, your juices splashing all over your boyfriends face and making a mess as he tried to lap it up. You really felt like you suffocated him now.

You legs shook as you gently got off of him and sat on his abs, about to apologize but stopped as you saw his face.

He looked fucked out, happy even as a lazy smile spread across his face, his hands resting on your thighs.

“Thank you...” he mumbled, you smiled leaning down and kissing along his jaw, smirking as you could finally take care of him the same way he always took care of you.

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#stray kids #stray kids hard thoughts #stray kids smut #lee know #lee know smut #lee know hard thoughts #lee know hard hours #lee know face sitting #lee minho stop being in my brain goddammit #i want him #chokehold #so hot wtf

[ladyzimmerman]

Yeah guys, I guess I have a type

#they're so hot #goddammit #🔥🔥🔥🔥 #i cant #adam driver #enzo vogrincic

[pers-books]

Thank all the gods for Jemma 'Why be normal and sit in a chair when I can be gay and perch my pert arse on a desk' Redgrave is all I'm saying!

[ID A series of eight screencaps of Jemma Redgrave in a red dress perching on the corner of a desk and having a cigarette. Caps from The Beekeeper.]

[Screencap Source]

#Girl please! #I fucken swoon #Rude Redgrave Rude! #Hot diggity damn ma'am! #Goddammit Jemma! #How very dare you? #Jemma Redgrave #CW: Smoking #Film: The Beekeeper

[batarangsoundsdumb]

btw when phoebe bridgers said 'got a stack of mail and a tall can, it's a shower beer, it's a payment plan' did she know the thought of shower beers would haunt me for the rest of my life?

#just the cascade of hot water while you drink a cold beverage #its WEIRD to drink in the shower but i cant tell you why #and goddammit shower beers are their own form of poetry #scalding hot water on the outside vs a cool beer slipping down your throat #plus the danger of water entering your beer can and diluting it or god forbid making it WARM

[derekhalesbian]

hear me out. komahina au where hajime is chiaki’s best friend and nagito is chiaki’s brother

#i just think that dynamic would be so fun #chiaki as nagito’s long suffering big sister who simultaneously calls him out on his bullshit constantly and would die for him #the way only siblings can #meanwhile hajime had just gotten over his crush on chiaki and meets nagito by chance when he like #brings her a notebook that got switched with his #and hajime is just like “’godDAMMIT i wasn’t even into guys before this is everyone in that family unfairly pretty’ #nagito hating hajime bc how dare a lowly worm deem it appropriate to be in the presence of his dear sister? #then meeting him and grappling with OH HES HOT AND NICE TO ME #chiaki picking up on this mutual like immediately and either facilitating it (with very obvious plots) or getting disgruntled #bc as much as she loves hajime that’s still her baby brother he wants to date #but either way she just wants them both to be happy #i need to write this #if anyone knows of any fics with chiaki and nagito as siblings hmu #komahina #nagito #chiaki #hajime #dr #kitty needs to chill #personal

[levmada]

Please show the part where erwin is like 😦 when eren screams and the titans attack dina

🫡

#dont egg me on or youre getting every piece of erwin from this battle bc holy hell hes so hot #like when the titan is running away with ERWIN ATTACHED BY HIS ARM and everyone is like COMMANDER ERWINNN but erwin is all like #I SAID ADVANCE GODDAMMIT!!!! #actually its too late #kane has mail

[widevibratobitch]

no cause you guys don't understand how obsessed i am with these 1921 Three Musketeers they're all so pretty!!!

#the three musketeers #silent movies #honestly men in the 1920s were just built different #no but fr do yall SEE this #this Athos is so hot so beautiful #those eyes! goddammit #and Aramis is literally an angel look at him #im swear to god ill get my dirty little raccoon hands on that movie if its the last thing i ever do #pierre de guingand #aimé simon-girard #henri rollan #charles martinelli #henri diamant berger #henri diamant-berger #that second picture of de guingand is making me INSANE #1920s

[not-sure-what-im-feeling]

roman's the type to angriliy eat a bowl of cereal. i know this because i just did (for fun) and could vividly imagine him doing the same. whether it be remus stole his sword (although that would most likely warrant higher anger levels) or the side he likes says something he finds attractive and he gets flustered.

#like can you imagine #say its the one scene #“what are you laughing at hot topic?” #“aw you think im hot” #and then he just eats cereal all flustered #prinxiety #roceit #logince #royality #even lamp goddammit #sanders sides #roman sanders

[sleepy-crypt1d]

it's so disappointing when almost all handsome jack fanart is inaccurate :(( like, people just blatantly ignoring very Important character design details. It happens in fics too, where people will simply ignore basic details about his design.

Specifically, here, im referencing 1. him being brown and 2. him being disfigured and disabled.

If you actually look at his models, you can very much tell he's Not White and barely anyone draws him with his real skin tone!!! everyday i see so many cool pieces of fan merch or fanart and then im like 'oh nope he's a different color nevermind'

and then on top of making him paper white they'll draw him with this small shaky line across his face when, in canon, he was disfigured so heavily he needed to get a prosthetic face. that and HE'S HALF BLIND!!! HE LOST AN EYE!! IT WAS SET ON FIRE????

it's gross seeing people completely ignore his accurate injuries to try and make him the stereotypical Sexy Man with Clear White Skin

i know that most people probably dont know that jack is half blind but if you look at his unmasked face, he very clearly is! whether his mask has a cover up eye, or he's wearing a glass eye, or its cybernetics is never explained but when he takes his mask off his left eye is gone/scarred over! and the vault scar has severely carved into his face!!! you can SEE how deep it digs in!! barely anyone draws him like that :((

his mask isnt just covering some dainty little scrape, it's a prosthetic that aids his disability! that AND HE'S FUCKING BROWN.

EDIT: AND HE HAS GRAY HAIR!!! THAT BITCH IS AGING!!!! SHOW IT YOU COWARDS!!!!

#handsome jack #borderlands 2 #i am SERIOUS about my comfort characters/f/os #also looking at his model again to remind myself what he fully looked like i realized he's missing his left eyebrow too!! #do people just????? not look at references??? or maybe they just dont feel confident drawing that intense of scarring but #idk #practice??? #draw my husband the way he actually is goddammit!!!!!! #he's fucking sexy as hell as he IS!! stop CHANGING HIM #that and stop trying to make him Hot Cishet Man he's pretty let him be pretty

[thoughtofadumbteenprotagonist]

the communion wafer they make us have

the communion wafer Jesus would’ve wanted us to have

#communion wafers #communion #is this blasphemy? #probably #flying saucers #flying saucers (the sweet) #Jesus would’ve been proud of this post #hot take #blasphemy #yay! #christianity #wright writes #someone else with religious trauma laugh with me goddammit #religious trauma #religious trauma reveals itself in mysterious ways #galaxy brain

[handspunyarns]

See now, I figured Din Djarin would drive a 1970’s Camaro or a 1969 Mustang, not this Speed Racer Mach 5 bullshit.

Discuss.

ETA: oh, Frith, it’s like a late 1960’s Chevy Impala grafted onto the Mach5. Like in a hate-fucking way.

#the mandalorian #din djarin #what car would Mando drive? #hot wheels #not my style #goddammit #capitalism at its finest #commercialism #Commercialism at its worst

[britneyshakespeare]

they just don't make men like gene kelly anymore

#no matter what happens in the hot vintage men poll round 2 when he gets his poll posted i need you to remember this #in my head i have decided that the only 3 winners i will accept (with the remaining contestants) #are kelly/olivier/poitier #these are the three men with the most talent star power and personal attraction on top of being most iconic and influential #if brando wins i won't complain i suppose but for some reason i don't see it in the cards for him #text post #gene kelly #im watching the pirate again and just goddammit they REALLY dont make them like him #on new years eve i made my friends watch the niña song and pole dance scene #THEY DDONT MAKE MOVIES LIKE THIS ANYMORE PERIOD #its SUCH a shame #the costumes also make me froth at the mouth #SOOOO BEAUTIFUL #one of my friends called one of the skirts one of the female dancers was wearing ugly #i was fuming i was sputtering angry #i was like HOW the fuck dare you #could i come near your beauty with my nails

[nebuladreamz]

#shitpost #i have. no experience with writing or making music #nor can i read sheet music/notes #but goddammit that isn't gonna stop me from trying #i've used fl studio before (still am) but Hot Damn i never used it to make. og songs(??) #going off of less than stellar sleep schedule #school starting back up on tuesday #and toby fox's words on just. going for it when it comes to music #fuck around and find out i goddamn will #it'll turn out shit at first but i know if i keep practicing i'll get better #and that's ok bc practice doesn't make perfect it makes better quality #thumbs up we're balling #nebula rambles

[anonbinaryweirdo]

"you probably shouldn't have left her hanging like that" oh my god shut up monika

#head in hands #sayori im so sorry dawg #😭😭😭😭😭 #:mane: #AAAAHGHHH #hot take but i hate monika #that BITCH killed sayori #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 :mane: omg its at the scene #i cant look #bye bye #im gone #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #ITS THERE 😭 #I ALREADY KNEW WHAT EAS GOING TO HAPPEN BUT GODDAMMIT #UGH

[michi-chelle-draws]

there, fixed the ending cg

#room no. 9 #daichi kobayashi #seiji azumi #fanart #screencap redraw #seiji you absolute coward #hold his hand goddammit that’s your whole bestie he’s literally crying and reaching out to you for support after a life-changing experience #like i don’t think it’d be that out of character for seiji to grab daichi’s hand in that moment of vulnerability lol #esp considering they’d already jerked each other off like 10 minutes prior even tho it was sorta kinda against their will but anyway #me holding this game: i can fix this *removes the homophobia and baiting and gives the characters and their relationship proper development* #tho my fujoh ass acknowledges that the homophobia is pretty much what’s supposed to make their dynamic and their situation spicy #like a ‘it’s hot because it’s wrong’ type of trope which i mean sure i get it i guess but i just need seiji and daichi to wed that’s all #room no 9

[snowychicken]

AND IF YOU NEVER CALLED IT LOVE THEN IT CAN'T BE LOVE

AND IF YOU NEVER CALLED IT HEARTBREAK THEN HOW CAN YOU BE HEARTBROKEN

#hot chocolate #bears in trees #screaming lyrics into the void #IM THE ONE WHO DEFINES MY FEELINGS GODDAMMIT