#goddamn batman

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#batman #youtube comments #all star batman and robin #dc comics #batman comics #moral of the story: be specific #jared leto joker #goddamn batman #dick grayson #lois lane #clark kent #superman #alfred pennyworth #frank miller #holy terror #perfectly balanced as all things should be

[samasmith23]

Even years before he wrote All-Star Batman & Robin: The Boy Wonder, Frank Miller was doing the whole “I’m the Godd*mn Batman” meme as far back as both The Dark Knight Returns & The Dark Knight Strikes Again!

The more I think about it, I think the reason Franky-Boy constantly repeated the “Godd*mn Batman” line in ASBAR was less because he was reacting negatively to the fact that it became an internet meme, and more that “godd*mn” is just Miller’s favorite word in general…

I’m honestly surprised that @atopfourthwall never mentioned these either panels in his TDKR or TDKSA reviews. Another potential future missed opportunity of AT4W maybe?

#batman #the dark knight returns #the dark knight strikes again #frank miller #klaus janson #Lynn varley #the mutants #Goddamn Batman #dc comcis #memes #linkara #atop the fourth wall #missed opportunities

[violent138]

One of Bruce's go-to moves is bluffing and it drives him crazy that Clark knows how to read him well enough to always call them. So even though the Justice League is sweating bullets after Batman's latest pronouncement, Clark crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow and Bruce is furious he's got to fold. Same goes for when Bruce lies about his capabilities after an injury, or makes a threat.

#superbat #enemies to lovers #should be something I see more of goddamn it #clark kent #bruce wayne #batman #superman #Also I have a HC that Hal tries doing the same thing Clark does once and regrets it so much that he never tries it again

[abisalli]

rewatching Justice League (the animated series) and thinking about Bruce's inner monologue and secret identity things <3

#batman #wonder woman #bruce wayne #diana prince #dc comics #justice league #dcau #my art #digital art #he would be in constant panic mode and bitching mode #you just know that in his head he constantly goes like: #'let fucking Superman take the lead good fucking job Batman now we're stuck on this goddamn alien spaceship'

[fanaticalthings]

You know how there are those rare occasions when Batman will team up with a villain?

Can you imagine how funny it would be if during those team ups that specific rogue gets an insider look at how the Batfamily operates/interacts with each other?

I feel like it'd be like those situations where you're at a friend's house and said friend starts arguing with their parent and you're just stuck there like "🧍‍♂️" except in this case, it's just everyone arguing with everyone.

The team-up would be going well at first but then all it takes is one snide remark from one batkid for chaos to unfold.

Suddenly it's like a bomb has been set off, triggering a cascade of catastrophes. Red Robin and Robin are screaming at each other, knives are thrown, someone is crying, out of NOWHERE the Red Hood comes in and shoots Batman's kneecaps, which, hello?? where did he even come from?? Isn't he on the their side?? Did the Signal just jump off the building without a grapple gun?? Nightwing is trying to calm everyone down, no one listens to him, and Red Robin has just launched Robin off the side of the building like a football.

Everything is hell, Batman has three batarangs lodged in his armor and has lost all motor functions below his knees but has not said a single word throughout it all.

The Red Hood has just rigged the building they are standing atop of with bombs. The mission is never completed.

The rogue decides to never step foot in Gotham ever again.

Bonus:

This is also how that same villain discovers the batfam's identity: They see one interview with all the Waynes together, watches how one small thing sets off all the children to start outright attacking each other, notices how vaguely familiar all of this is..

and the rogue is just sat there, mouth open, squinting at the interview clip like "No fucking way"

#the rogue staring at bruce wayne: the butts DO match D:< #this is why when bruce teams up with a villain he makes sure it's JUST him otherwise his children will make him lose all his credibility #batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #batman #dc comics #batdad #batkids #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #damian wayne #rogue: goddamn. this entire time i thought wayne was getting fucked sideways by Batman but yk what this makes a lot more sense #crack #batbros #fanatical posting

[superherospinoff]

thinking again about that time tim broke into dick’s apartment in bludhaven and immediately started making fun of his home security the moment dick walked in the door 

nightwing (1996) issue 6

and then the next time we see someone break into dick’s apartment (this time it’s a stranger trying to rob him) we find out that he has installed a human-sized glue trap in front of his home entertainment system (and coincidentally, right next to the window)

nightwing (1996) issue 12

this is a cartoonishly deranged thing for dick to put in his apartment as actual security but also i believe with my whole heart that this was meant for tim. this is cruel and unusual punishment for some random home invader but completely justified if it was actually meant to clown on one’s annoying younger brother all along

#tim drake #dick grayson #they are the funniest brothers in the world #if tim did get caught in this i imagine his form of retaliation would be making a complex rube goldberg machine involving seven live weapons #but the actual purpose of it is to pie dick in the face at the very end. #dc #batman #spins speaks #nightwing #bro his tackle broke an entire piece of furniture goddamn #casualties of sibling interactions #batfamily #batfam headcanons #nightwing 1996 #i would not recommend this run btw. #queue and what toaster

[llmsos]

7 hours gone but Jason animation!!

#I’m posting this everywhere this took me 7 goddamn hours #jason todd #red hood #dc #batman #jason todd fanart #robin dc #my art #batfam #batfamily #animatic #animation #art

[rebar-head]

3am kitchen convene!

#they don’t own chairs #or any food tbh #they r children… #dc comics #dc fanart #young justice #young just us #dc impulse #tim drake #bart allen #impulse fanart #kon el superboy #kon el kent #conner kent #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #batman #dc robin #ummm yh #im tryna figure out colourings #and a goddamn style tbh

[trashedinpluto-jpg]

doodles of a buncha little birdies

+ bonus steph bc I didn't forget about her ok!!

#i've been bouncing around different parts of the dc fandom like the goddamn dvd logo but these are like The Boys™️ yknow #robin #robin dc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #nightwing #red hood #red robin #batman #batfam #wfa #dc #dc fanart #robin fanart #tim drake fanart #dick grayson fanart #jason todd fanart #damian wayne fanart #red robin fanart #nightwing fanart #red hood fanart #batfam fanart #wayne family adventures #my art #artists on tumblr #art #digital art

[arrowmaker15]

(In a makeshift interrogation room)

Batman: Who are you?

Lord Death-Man: I am Lord Death-Man, your greatest nyemesis!

Batman, turning behind him:

Red Hood: There's a reason I wanted to shoot him, B. I really wanna kill him.

Batman:

Batman: Understandable.

Robin, drawing his sword: Permission enough.

Batman: Robin, no-

#dc comics #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #jason todd #bruce wayne #damian wayne #larry #red hood #batman #robin #Lord Death-Man #he's really annoying #seriously #thepandaredd #makes his voice so goddamn annoying

[qcomicsy]

I'm begging for every person who says "Batman beats up the poor and the mentally ill" to read a fucking comic.

Like yeah Gotham and Batman are great allegories to blind fate, injustice, fascism and corruption you just took the worst and fucking dumbest take possible

#batman #losing my shit here #every time #every goddamn time #🦇🦇

[lesbian-cowpoke]

Dc is more consistent with Damian's veganism than they are his skin tone

#ill see a nice comic where he actually looks like talia is his mom on the cover then i open it up and its like #whos goddamn white baby is that #DAMIAN WAYNE SHOULD NOT BE DEATHLY FUCKING PALE JESUS CHRIST #HAVE YOU SEEN HIS MOTHER #damian wayne #damian wayne al ghul #batman #robin #batfam

[artralic]

Battinson with Jason vs Battinson with Dick

Give this wet cat of a man a Robin!

Or 2.

Or 8…

#battinson deserves a robin #he is baby girl #he would be the most cringefail dad ever #but he would love his kids so goddamn much #the batman #the batman 2022 #battinson #batman #batman dc #jason todd #dick grayson #batman and robin #dc robin #bruce realizes this is the only way to handle an acrobat child #jason just wants hugs and snuggles

[mikakuna]

the way people care more about jason fighting tim than like any other rogue fighting tim during his robin run is...!

"they're brothers! jason is so horrible to attack his little brother."

aside from the obvious twinkification of tim, stop pushing the family narrative on two people who did not see each other as siblings at that moment.

#and also stop seeing tim as a 5 year old #jason fought him to prove a point #sometimes i wish he really did some serious damage to tim just so you guys would have something reasonable to complain about #gosh a 16-17yr old crime fighter who fights people like bane for a living definitely has trauma from a guy two years older than him #fighting him #yes jason todd the kid who was murdered for being robin would definitely go out and kill the next kid who is robin #because yessss his whole point is that he's jealous of the next robin and therefore needs to harm him worse than the joker harmed jason #like please i'm so tired of this discourse #why the fuck would jason- the child murder victim who died as robin and bc of batman taking on a child soldier- want to kill the next robin #you'd think the narrative that jason tried to kill tim would only be in like some fics #but nope! it's in every goddamn batfam fic i've ever read to this day #not even exaggerating #anti tim drake #anti batfam #jason todd #red hood #batman #dc

[ivy-and-ivory]

Getting together/identity reveal AU where Superman and Batman start up a casual friends with benefits-and-pining situation while they still don’t know the other’s identity. Nothing exclusive, just a way to blow off some steam after missions, etc. etc. Obviously both of them are pining fools so Bruce starts sleeping with a bunch of other people too as a way to try and ‘prove’ he’s not actually attached to Superman. And what person eventually becomes Bruce Wayne’s second semi-regular non-exclusive booty call, when he’s not occupied with Superman? Why, none other than Clark Kent of the Daily Planet of course, who’s ALSO trying to distract himself from the best friend he’s fucking and also in love with.

The amount of time it takes them to figure it what is going on is frankly undignified.

#Clark and Bruce like. confess to each other that they’re both in love with their best friend who doesn’t want them back #and bond over this #completely unaware they are talking TO THEIR GODDAMN BEST FRIEND WHO IS ALSO TALKING ABOUT THEM BACK #has anyone written this? bc now I really want to read it #batman #superman #bruce wayne #clark kent #superbat #ivy rambles

[puppetmaster13u]

A cover for my cryptid batfam Au [Slight Blood Warning] 

https://archiveofourown.org/series/3578587

#Cryptid Au #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #batman #dc #dcu #art #cover art #fanfic #fanfic art #bruce wayne #bruce looks so goddamn tired #What's Out There Au