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onsunnyside · 2 years

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Hello sweet darling! I was wondering do you have any go to comfort fic?

hi bestie !! Ahh I haven’t read much lately but these two series hold special places in my heart 🥹🫶

@drabblewithfrannybarnes’s Lucky Charms Hockey AU — I AM OBSESSED WITH ARI AND JAKE !!

@the-iceni-bitch’s Goddamn Prince Charming Looking DILF — DILF STEVE !! SWEET AND NASTY DILF STEVE !!

#ask sonny #recs

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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year

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Like a River Flows

Kinktober Day 16: Lactation

Relationship: dilf!Steve Rogers x tattoo artist!wife Reader (Goddamn Prince Charming Looking DILF AU)

Words: ~1.3k

Summary: Steve will never get enough of you.

Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual content (genital piercing, breeding kink, drunk sex, unprotected vaginal sex, dirty talk) needy/sneaky dilf!Steve, some spoilers for the GPCLD verse but nothing I haven’t hinted at, established relationship, mentions of parenthood, alcohol consumption, SMUT!! 18+ ONLY!!

A/N: I’ve missed them so much, they’re adorable ☺️

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You giggled into Steve’s mouth when he growled playfully as he pinned you against the door, running your fingers through his hair and tugging when he struggled with the key. Tonight had been the first time you had anything to drink since he got you pregnant, and the three glasses of wine had hit you a little harder to an expected, though not in an unwelcome way, plus Steve had a few more bourbons than he normally would have since the kids were with his mom so neither of you had to parent. Hence, the two of you had been feeling each other up for the past hour and probably made your poor Uber driver extremely uncomfortable.

“Ah shit, there we go.” Steve practically lifted you off the ground when he finally got the door open, kissing you hungrily and trying not to trip over his own feet while he shoved his hands under your dress as you started to unbutton his shirt. “Finally have you all to myself for a whole night, I’m gonna fucking ruin you, doll.”

“Maybe I’ll ruin you, Daddy.” You laughed again when he made a noise like he was in pain against your lips, letting him slide your dress down your shoulders and kicking it aside before you began to undo his slacks. “I’m gonna ride you until you pass out from screaming, Stevie.”

“You goddamn teasing minx, shit.” Both of you winced when he shoved the bedroom door open a little harder than intended and it slammed into the wall, but then you were both naked and ready and he could worry about possibly denying the wall in the morning, dragging you onto the bed and pulling you on top of him as he ran his hands over every inch of you he could. “Missed you so fucking much, lemme in this fuckin’ pussy, I’ll put another baby in you, you’re gonna be so full of me.”

“Greedy boy. You’re gonna keep me knocked up constantly, aren’t you?” You bit his lip gently when he just nodded eagerly at you, sliding a hand between the two of you to grasp his cock and whining when you teased the cool metal of his pierced tip over your weeping hole. “Want it, always wanna be full of you, fuck.”

As soon as you started to sink down on him you had to brace your palms on his chest, your eyes fluttering closed while you felt that welcome and familiar burn that always came when he first stretched you open. Steve’s gaze was fixed on you when you finally managed to focus again, that enamored look he always got when you were on top making you moan before you began moving your hips slowly as his fingers dug into your soft flesh in encouragement. It felt like his cock was in your throat, but that was why you both loved this position, always wanting him to be as deep inside you as possible.

“That’s it… oh god, that’s fucking it, doll, you feel so fucking good.” Steve was already getting so loud as he watched you start to ride him, groaning and whining and smacking your ass while he thrust his hips up to meet yours. “Just use me… ah fuck, wanna feel this perfect little cunt strangle my dick, don’t stop.”

“Shit, Steve, ‘m gonna soak that big fuckin’ cock.” You started bouncing wildly when you felt your cunt starting to throb, tossing your head back and sobbing when he slid his hands up to squeeze your full breasts. “Oh god, ‘m gonna do it, gonna come so fucking hard… fu-fuck!”

The hour’s worth of teasing each other combined with the fact that you didn’t have to hold anything back made the orgasm that ripped through you almost painful, a harsh cry leaving your throat while your entire body spasmed violently as your pussy fluttered and squirted all over Steve’s dick. Even with the exertion of that extreme burst of pleasure, you couldn’t stop moving, your body rolling sensuously over Steve as you bit your lip while he kept kneading your tits in his giant hands.

“So fuckin’ beautiful… oh my god.” The sudden warm wetness Steve felt running down the backs of his hands was going to make him pass out, the sight of your milk flowing down his arms and still dribbling from your nipples as you rode him making him let out the most pathetic whimper you’d ever heard in your life. “Baby, holy fuck.”

“What? Ah shit. I knew I should’ve pumped before we left, why…” you cocked your head and frowned when he suddenly couldn’t seem to meet your gaze, the false innocence of his expression making you roll your eyes before you started to grind against him again. “Fuckin’ perv, you planned this.”

“Dunno what you mean.” Steve just squeezed your tits again and licked his lips as more creamy liquid ran down his wrists, bringing his gaze back to your eyes and looking absolutely pathetic even as he rocked his hips to meet yours. “Babyyyyyy…”

“So sad, c’mere.” You grabbed his hair and yanked his up until he could bury his face in your chest, sighing when he growled and immediately started sucking on your nipples. “Steven…”

He only grunted in response as he swallowed the sweet taste of you greedily, cupping your breast and kneading it gently so your milk kept flowing into his mouth. Being able to drink from you always made him go feral, his noises low and full of need as he lost himself in you completely. The yelp you let out when he suddenly sat up even more so he could kneel and drive into you deeper went completely unnoticed, Steve growling before switching to your other nipple and drinking deep as his cock throbbed and twitched inside you.

“You… oh fuck.” He could only mumble stupidly since he refused to take his mouth off you, groaning as he kept suckling and gazing at you through his lashes, his hips punching up into you with almost no rhythm. “You taste so fucking good.”

“Stevie, holy shit.” You had to grit your teeth so they didn’t crack together, he was fucking you so hard, making your cunt gush all over him while you panted desperately. “Don’t stop, ‘m so close.”

“Yes, gimme, want all of it.” Steve felt you clench and he lost it, pulling his lips back so he could gently bite your nipple and purring when you screamed and squirted all over his lap. “Mine.”

All you could do was hold onto him tightly and whine when he started pumping his cum into you, burying your face in his hair and sobbing as he kept sucking on your tit while the two of you stayed molded to each other as you came down. Steve didn’t want to let go of you, but he did once he felt you relax, rolling the two of you until he had you pinned to the bed so he could nuzzle into your chest and give you that dreamy look that you adored.

“Don’t give me that damn look, Steven.” You tugged on his hair affectionately when he whined as he started to lick your chest clean. “We agreed a year before the next one, swear you just want me pregnant so you can drink from me all the fucking time.”

“Maybe.” He grinned as he crawled up your body so he could press his lips to yours, sliding his tongue into your mouth and purring when you sighed for him. “If only that damn baby didn’t hog all of it.”

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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year

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Hi sweet Natalie! ❤️

Finally worked my last shift before Christmas, so I’m celebrating by sending you some Kinkmas asks 😁❤️

For the first one, I was thinking Dilf!Steve and tattoo artist!reader with the dialogue “it’s bold of you to assume I haven’t eaten my entire advent calendar” ☃️🎄🎅🏼🤶🏼

Hope that you’ve had a great day ❤️

Got this one from @misc-incorporated as well so doubling up!

I can definitely see this taking place during the same Christmas as the previous drabble I did for them…

Steve chuckled when he struggled to get Grant into his PJs, ruffling the toddler’s hair once he finally did up all the snaps and setting him down on the floor so he could waddle off to go find you. The kid squealed when he saw you curled up in front of the fire with a mug of tea in your hands, running to you and screaming “mommy” over and over until you put your cup down and pulled him into your lap so you could kiss his cheeks.

“No cookies, sir, daddy just brushed your teeth.” You winked at Steve when Grant tried to grab one of the sweets off your plate. “Let’s do yours and your sister’s calendars then story time.”

“Hey bug, you all washed up?” Steve hugged Sarah when she skipped into the room, grinning at her when she nodded before sitting next to you and tucking you into his side. “Okay, who’s going first?”

As always, the kids agreed that Molly would go first, making sure she sat patiently while they opened the little compartment and unwrapped her gingerbread man treat for the day. They both wanted to go next though, so you helped Grant unfold the stegosaurus and add it to the dinosaur scene while Steve and Sarah put together the sugarplum fairy.

“It looks good you guys, me next?” Steve grinned and rested his cheek on the top of your head while he reached to pull open the day’s drawer and admired the charcoal pencils that were waiting for him. “Perfect, may have to sketch something tomorrow. Alright, mommy’s turn!”

“No, that’s okay.” You cleared your throat and took an innocent sip of tea, avoiding Steve’s gaze while you scratched Molly’s ears. “Let’s read, go pick a story, kids!”

“Baby, they spent a long time picking out the shortbread calendar I think they…” Steve just snorted when they ran off to pick a book without acknowledging you, shaking his head and kissing your hair while you settled in closer. “Or not. Why don’t you want to open your calendar?”

“Well, Steven.” You tilted your head up to look at him and bit your lip. “You got your pregnant wife twenty-five delicious cookies, it’s incredibly bold of you to assume I haven’t eaten my entire advent calendar. It’s even more incredible that I managed to hold off for ten days.”

“Oh my god, yeah okay.” Steve cupped your cheek affectionately and kissed the tip of your nose, looking to the side when the kids ran back in and taking the book they had chosen. “Forgot how hungry you get when you’re knocked up.”

“Not my fault, it’s your freakishly large babies, and now I have two of… oh!” You jumped a little when you felt a jolt in your belly, grinning when Steve gave you a worried look and grabbing his hand to place it on your stomach. “They’re kicking, a lot! Come feel you guys, your brother and sister are awake.”

ᥴ᥆mᥱ ȷ᥆іᥒ mᥡ 𝖿ᥣᥙ𝖿𝖿mᥲs ᥴᥱᥣᥱᑲrᥲ𝗍і᥆ᥒ!!

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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year

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How did Steve react when he saw his tattooed reader pregnant, we know he had a breeding kink but to see the tattos he loves so much over her pregnant belly, how would he react?

I love their dynamic especially with Sarah sooo much!!😍

The man is really into it. In addition to the giant breeding kink, he is very enthusiastic about pregnancy sex.

But even aside from him enjoying how insanely horny she is when she’s knocked up, he loves how she looks with her belly all swollen and he just constantly touches it and helps her rub lotion on it every night and kisses it and talks to the babies. It’s just excessively cute and precious. The man is very “daddy”

#natalie answers #anon answered #goddamn prince charming looking dilf #dilf steve rogers #steve rogers #asks are always open

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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year

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Soft and sweet with Dilf Steve and Tattoo reader?

Dilf Steve!!!!!!!

He is never softer than when he finally knocks her up the first time. I’m currently writing the fic where they find out and that is going to make all of us sob. But once she’s pregnant our pussy slayer melts completely. He is always touching her belly, even before she has a bump, in such an obvious way that all their friends and family figure out she’s pregnant within like a week even though they planned on waiting to tell everyone. She is constantly getting doted on by him, he will buy her anything she’s craving, he rubs lotion into her skin every night, he draws her at least one bath a week and lets her soak for as long as she wants, and once she’s too big to do things herself he helps her shave her legs and tie her shoes and picks up anything she drops on the floor.

I can’t even talk about once she has the baby, I’ll start crying

#natalie answers #anon answered #goddamn prince charming looking dilf #dilf steve rogers #steve rogers #steve rogers fluff #fluffy and sweet #asks are always open

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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year

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Was DilfSteve every able to experiment with his lactation kink with Sharon?

That is a big fat “nope”.

He definitely wanted to, but she made him feel like he was disgusting for even wanting it and it really messed with his self esteem. It made him extremely nervous to even ask his sweet artist about it, but I’ve her milk came in and she noticed the way he would stare at her breasts whenever they were fucking (which was constantly, the man could not control himself once she was pregnant) or if she ever started leaking, she ended up bringing it up and he was so fucking happy and relieved and fell even more in love with her.

#natalie answers #anon answered #goddamn prince charming looking dilf #dilf steve rogers #steve rogers #asks are always open

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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year

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Hi! I can’t help but imagine just how cute it’ll be once tatooed!reader gives birth to grant and dilf!steve brings sarah to the hospital to meet her baby brother!! Can we pretty please get a sneak peek of that scenario 🥺🥺

It is extremely cute, oh my god.

First off, just while she’s pregnant Steve is so overprotective and spoils her horribly and she should be annoyed but he’s so goddamn cute about it. And Sarah is extremely excited about having a brand new brother and practices her reading to the bump and tells him all about Molly and the cuteness is extremely overwhelming. (I’m not even going to talk about how into pregnancy sex Steve is but oh my fucking god you guys)

And when she has the baby there is so much crying and smiling and Steve almost passes out because he’s so damn happy. Just the image of him beaming with that tiny little kiddo in his giant arms is making me all misty right now. Sarah is so patient waiting in the lobby with grandma and the Barnes family the whole time and makes sure to tell everyone who walks by that she’s getting a brand new brother. And she’s so cute with the baby, she is a stickler for hand washing around him and scolds Bucky a bunch when he tries to hold Grant without her supervision since she didn’t actually see him wash his hands. Everyone knows that Grant is Sarah’s brother first and foremost and they are gonna be best friends.

#natalie answers #anon answered #goddamn prince charming looking dilf #dilf steve rogers #steve rogers #asks are always open

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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year

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Does tattoo reader ever get possessive over Steve when Bucky is around?

Like after they are married is she ever worried that Steve will stray with Bucky because they have such a deep connection?

She does not. Partially because they have all slept with each other, but also because by the time they’re married Bucky has finally gotten together with Thor and he’s just so happy and cockdrunk all the time he doesn’t even think about flirting with Steve. Even before the wedding, if Bucky had ever gotten any inkling that she was uncomfortable with his and Steve’s affectionate dynamic, he would’ve backed off, because he’s Steve’s best friend first and foremost.

They all love each other though, so there’s not any awkwardness.

#natalie answers #anon answered #goddamn prince charming looking dilf #dilf steve rogers #steve rogers #asks are always open #bucky barnes

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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year

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What if tattoo!Reader hooked up with Bucky first without knowing he was Steve’s best friend?

LMAO!!!

Oh my god, the bitch fest that would ensue from Steve. He would never stop giving Bucky shit about it, wouldn’t matter how many times the man apologized or insisted he didn’t know it was her (which he really didn’t, he’s a slut not an asshole). Steve absolutely revenge fucks Thor in this situation, there’s an abundance of drama for months that almost destroys the group until they all sit the two idiots down and make them talk it out.

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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year

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What if Dilf Steve never knocked in readers apartment after the wedding??

Oh my god, the mutual frustration might have killed the both of them.

I could see reader in this series going on a bunch of dates to try to not constantly think about Steve and what it would be like to get underneath him. And every time she brought someone back to her house he would get on the worst mood of all time, holy shit. His friends would always be able to tell whenever she had a date because Steve would just pout and grumble into his beer when they would hang out and snap at Bucky anytime the man brought up his slutty ways. They made a drinking game out of it.

Speaking of Bucky, that man would be getting angry fucked sooooo much by Steve. The two of them would sneak into all the closets and guest bedrooms for Steve to work out his frustration, and then he would try to convince his friend to finally ask out his neighbor so that Bucky didn’t get put into an orgasm induced coma.

Eventually, I could see at a Fourth of July barbecue or something, his friends would manage to get her over to Steve’s house and basically force the two of them together so he would stop being such a massive bitch all the time.

(I cannot imagine worlds where my babies don’t end up together, sue me)

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the-iceni-bitch · 2 years

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Coming off 60 hours and seven days in a row and it looks like I’m going to have another long week 😢

Since I don’t want my muse to fall into another dirt nap, but I don’t have the time to work on full fics and chapters in ongoing series, I’m opening up my asks for whatever questions you guys have on my AUs and series (established couples only, please)

A reminder of what you have to work with:

No Love Like Your Love

Poison Paradise

Vice’s Assemble

Goddamn Prince Charming Looking DILF

Jake and Khaleesi

You’ll Never Go Down to the Gods Again (I know it’s just Ransom right now, but I am willing to answer questions about the upcoming series I have planned in this same AU with dark!Alpha Curtis and dark!Alpha Andy)

Please ask me stuff, guys, otherwise I’m gonna cry from working so much 😩

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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year

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During the pregnancy did Sarah ever had the worries that her parents wouldn’t love her anymore?

I know that’s exactly what my niece was thinking waiting for her baby sister! It was so cute/sad!

As far as that worry with Steve, not really. But she definitely did with reader, since the baby would be hers and Sarah was just her step kid. But it didn’t last for very long because reader was so reassuring and said she wanted Sarah’s help with decorating the nursery and other decisions like that. She also said that she was so happy the baby would bring her and Sarah closer, because he would be her brother and that made her (reader) feel like she really was part of Steve and Sarah’s family.

#natalie answers #anon answered #goddamn prince charming looking dilf #dilf steve rogers #steve rogers #goddamn prince charming looking dilf spoilers #asks are always open

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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year

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“Can you imagine what it’s going to be like when these two get here? We’re not gonna get any sleep for eighteen years.” // Gah! My faves!!!! I love them! So. Many. Babies.

All the babies for them, because they are constantly fucking each other, how could they not? Plus Steve’s big ass breeding kink. He really is going to keep her constantly knocked up

#natalie answers #anon answered #goddamn prince charming looking dilf #dilf steve rogers #steve rogers #asks are always open

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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year

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Nat!!! I just read about Steve’s lactation kink and I got trigger happy I saw the kink and was like yes let’s see what wonders Natalie’s gonna do. SAW HOW SHE MADE HIM FEEL EMBARRASSED! I was so ducking confused?!?! I was like noooooo this isn’t the OTP I know and then I read it again and saw Sharon and was like oh shit that makes more sense

Moral of the story ladies and gents always read the question in full. And Steve has found the one who will celebrate him wholly for who he is… big slayyyy

Lol, Steve’s reader would never make him feel bad about anything, so sorry for the panic! The two of them really were made for each other.

#natalie answers #anon answered #goddamn prince charming looking dilf #dilf steve rogers #steve rogers #asks are always open

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the-iceni-bitch · 2 years

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I have many thoughts and questions. First, how are Jake and his Khaleesi? Has he stopped being so awkward around her now that they’re dating? Are they going to Petunias’ games together? Are the other parents surprised to see her with Jake? Second, how is wedding planning going for DILF Steve and tattoo artist reader? Are they going to invite Sharon to the wedding or no? Is Bucky finally going to bang Thor? Does Becca ever find out that Bucky was busy trying to bang Thor and that’s why he almost missed the birth? Third, I wanted to know all about Ninja and Ari’s relationship. Because I bet they were super hot together. What if Jake/Ransom met Ninja/Ari when they were still together? Would they ever enter into a four person relationship? Fourth, I’m obsessed with Lloyd and his girl. Do she and Nick’s girl go on sprees, shopping or crime, together? How does Cherry get along with all the others? Does anyone okay-ish with Steve and Cookie? Or are they all kinda skeeved out by the two of them? Do Cherry and Siren get along because they’re both kinda outsiders? Does coquinette tease any of Lloyd’s underlings? Is she constantly getting Lance in trouble?

I love you and hang in there! We believe in you! 😘😘😘😘😘

I love everything about this ask!! It made me so happy!!

Jake and Khaleesi are doing fantastic! He will never stop being awkward around her, he’s a goober. Every time he asks her about trying out a new kink (especially when he wanted to try pet play) he turns all kinds of pink. They are the loudest at all the Petunia’s games, and Jake has had to keep her from fighting some bitchy suburban housewives who’s brats are dirty players.

Wedding is going great (it happened on Valentine’s Day I just haven’t gotten around to tying everything up because of pressure). Sharon is not invited, she wasn’t in the country anyway. Everyone knows exactly why Bucky almost missed the birth and they will never stop giving him shit about it. But, he finally gets to have his mind (and other things) completely blown by the blonde god at the reception.

Ninja and Ari were so fucking hot, you have no idea. He woke up so many of her kinks, and just ruined her regularly. And he was unbelievably protective of her and nurturing and really was the best person to help her get over the mess that Steve was. If they had met Ran and Jake when the couples were with their old pairings, they would not have ended up doing the polyamory thing. Jake was too shy and Ran was still mostly in the closet. They need the partners they ended up with to make them their best selves.

Coquinette and hellcat go on all types of sprees together, they are besties and love stirring up trouble. Their favorite thing to do is for hellcat to get some rich asshole to flirt with her then immediately start slapping him around and berating him while coquinette steals all his shit. Cherry gets along with kitten the best but also has a good relationship with coquinette since they both enjoy fine art and shiny things. She also gets along really well with Siren because neither of them are in the main crime group so Siren feels a lot more comfortable with her. Coquinette doesn’t tease too many of the underlings, she always says hi to Curtis when she sees him but otherwise mostly ignores them. Doesn’t stop Lance from getting in trouble for gawking, though.

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#natalie answers #no love like your love au #poison paradise #jake and khaleesi #goddamn prince charming looking dilf #ninja and puppy #bear and cubby #le grand homme and coquinette #asks are always open

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the-iceni-bitch · 2 years

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Alpha/Steve anon here. Sorry!! I meant DILF! Steve.

Ah, gotcha!

So DILF Steve already has quite a bit going on with his AU (link here). He is the absolute sweetest but life ruining in bed. Teaches elementary school art, has a toddler, secretly pierced and inked up. His reader is a tattoo artist who has a dog that the toddler is best friends with, originally his neighbor but now they live together and are getting married and gonna have babies.

It’s the most wholesome and soft of all my AUs, even with the incredibly filthy sex they have.

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