#goddamn what an exit

[binch-i-might-be]

I miss when phones had buttons

#you want to exit out of an app that just started playing an ad? well you're gonna have to swipe up to get to your homescreen button #guess what else that's gonna do! correct! open the goddamn appstore! #i hate modern technology it's so FUCKING IMPRACTICAL!!!!!! #rayrambles

[twotapbuz]

Just thinking about Truman parkouring across the water obstacle course in his office to get to his desk every morning

#Whats the deal with it anyways? When was it built? Did Truman have any say in it or did the architect just put it in with no thought? #Imagine being one of the psychic six #your friend/husband dies in lake Grulovia #you exit the elevator into the newly-built grandhead’s office and there is a goddamn water obstacle course blocking you #psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #buzzing thoughts

[addira]

Overall I'm pleased with Ahsoka

Could things have been better? Surely.

But Overall, it was entertaining! The castings were great! Ahsoka and Anakin moments were making me lose my mind! Thrawn is so freaking cool in every scene. Ezra grew up and maintained his dramatic boyish charms. Sabine fights with every weapon in her arsenal, in hand, at all times, and I love her for it. Hera and Chopper are still hitting it up with the Republic in their own Rebel Brand way.

I'm just happy to see these characters again 🥰

(Honestly I'll watch anything that has Ahsoka or Ezra in it. The two Rockstar padawans of their respective shows. They are very dear to me.)

#ahsoka series #baylan skoll #the fuck you up to sir #please dont hurt the force #chopper #the best bitch droid there ever was #sabine wren #are we gonna see what happened to mandalore and Sabine or are we just going to be told about it? #this girl needs to wait clearly #ahsoka tano #felt more like ahsoka in the second half bless #anakin skywalker #man we were once again treated to some absolutely primo hayden choreography execution werent we #what a goddamn legend #ezra bridger #got to play with disguises impressions and get another helmet for his collection #amd absolutely knew what he was doing when he exited his stolen ship in republic space #drama queen we love him for it #chopper knew exactly who that was #i love their friendship so much #i cant wait for specter 6 to meet specter 7 #ahsoka spoilers #though i tried to stay vague enough #i posted dis

[swaps55]

hey wait a minute. if Sam is... the way he is at parties, how is his apartment party gonna go?

someone: haha, you know Shepard at parties! other guests, but most especially Kaidan: *looking around nervously*

HA!

So, part of the inspiration of Sam's party trick, which is imagining all the ways he'd take out whoever he's talking to with whatever's in reach, was the elevator conversation with Wrex, where he asks Kaidan who would win in a fight between him and Shepard. Kaidan declares that he would never fight his commanding officer, and Wrex informs him that's why Shepard would win.

SO, at an apartment party, you can bet your ass Sam and Wrex wind up going through the entire party roster, describing their strategies for everyone, and offering constructive criticism on the responses. New people like James and Traynor would probably freak out if they overheard, while the seasoned veterans know that Sam is just Like That. XD

What would be really funny is Joker deciding to play "how well do you know your partner," and begin asking Kaidan how Sam would take someone out. At this point, Kaidan knows Sam so well and has heard so many of his takedown strategies, that he could probably guess quite a few with pretty decent accuracy. After asking Sam the same question and comparing notes, Joker would gleefully point out to Kaidan that he basically now performs the same trick of 'how would I kill this person if I needed to in a pinch?' resulting in Kaidan having a minor existential crisis.

The ultimate question about an apartment party, though, is does Sam get drunk. He doesn't drink heavily at all (until we get to ME2, but that's, uh, different) because this is what happens when he gets shitfaced:

Commander Shepard goes on hiatus, and he is 100% Sam.

Drunk!Sam is an incurable cuddle slut and will tell you anything.

To give even more context for how mortifying this has the potential to be for Kaidan or anyone else, the anything most definitely includes his sex life.

#swaps replies #mrsd-writes #'shoot it again sam' shepard #drunk!sam is something i want to write more of #because he is a goddamned delight #but the circumstances in which it would happen are so rare until post war #i don't think he ever got drunk on the 'yang #or the sr-1 #in me2 it's all desperation drinking #i have it in my head that at one point garrus finds him kicking back shots #trying to figure out if he CAN get drunk after cerberus' meddling #and sam opens the conversation with 'ever wonder what happens to you when you die?' #at which point garrus knows this isn't going anywhere good and tries to run for the exit but it's too late #garrus deserves a medal for everything he puts up with in me2

[alpineshepherdbadboy]

It really is so fascinating though, because even aside the flashier colors and the whole kink thing (Rhea and Bob please), Saul Goodman becomes a comfort to Kim when she’s imploding. But when she’s willing to shoot an innocent man for all she knows to save her husband’s life, it stops being comforting and Rhea calling a nameless faceless person on the street who could have been big, I just think that she’s gone to Gene long before now-Saul ever got any self awareness back

it took me so long to answer this ask because i wasn't sure how. i haven't quite figured that out yet, but maybe if i just start typing i'll find a point. . .

i think you're absolutely right. i think that it's also important to remember that she fell in love with jimmy mcgill, not saul goodman, because saul goodman is not a real person. whenever kim and jimmy talked about creating the saul goodman persona, it was like they were talking about how to build themselves the perfect suit of armor. jimmy never won chuck's respect? well, good news! saul goodman doesn't care about bullshit like "respectability!" kim was raised by a neglectful parent(s) who shirked all accountability? good news again! as a goodman, kim gets to be the one who doesn't care about consequences for once!

"saul goodman" was supposed to protect them from the very things that have wounded them their whole lives. but of course, it didn't just protect them, it also hurt everyone around them. and now, i think, we're witnessing our final "sunk costs" moments. jimmy still believes in the fallacy. he's sticking with saul goodman because he's already lost so much to create the goodman persona. why stop now? if he just keeps playing for long enough, he could still win. maybe he thinks saul goodman can still protect him against chuck, against lalo, against the voice in his head. maybe he thinks saul goodman will bring kim back.

kim, on the other hand, has seen the sunk-cost fallacy for what it is: a fallacy. she's cut her losses and left the table. i think they'll find their way back to one another, but they won't make it if they keep playing that same game.

at this point in the broadcast, i'm just free-associating, but i'm gonna keep going. talking about the sunk-costs fallacy as a throughline in the mcwexler story has made me realize how pertinent it is to the story as a whole. ("fun and games" did a superb job of connecting the lawyer + cartel storylines). on the one hand, you have characters who subscribe to the "winner takes it all" mentality, characters like jimmy, chuck, mike, and gus who will keep playing and playing and playing, even when there's no end in sight. then on the other hand, you have characters like kim and nacho, who finally realize they don't have to keep playing-- they can just leave the table. (in conclusion: i think i finally understand that stupid fucking poker chip nacho used to fiddle with).

#did this make any sense at all? #whatever #there's too many metaphors/analogies to keep track of in this goddamn show #are they playing into the sunk-cost fallacy and need to leave the table? or do they need to find the exit off the bad choice road? #or are they a kennedy half dollar facing east that should be facing west? #what is it???? coins roads or poker?????? #bcs s6 #bcs spoilers #ask #cauldronofmorning

[mspaint-flower]

guys i swear last banger i'll post in a while but i genuinely feel like more people need to see this. holy shit. what the fuck

#vflower #v4 flower #vocaloid flower #vocaloid #music #I SWEAR TO GOD THE VIDEO?????? AND THE LYRICS????????? #my god it sends me goosebumps all the time #i discovered this in the summer of last year and god i lowkey related to this song so much #and i couldn't exit my house because it was too goddamn hot outside🥹 #also this was kinda what inspired me to make that one summer outfit i posted #Youtube

[badley]

may i say something. when your psychiatrist keeps calling you sensitive is that just them saying you're a little bitch or what

#you exit the office feeling about 12cm tall and you're like yeah that's just what this shit is like 👍 #and then youre like FUCK she is right. goddamn it. foiled again by caring about everything and shit

[kittlyns]

Good evening girls. Made an absolute fool of myself @ the sams club today

#basically I was like let me go get snacks for the salon since my mom added me to her membership and I haven't really utilized it yet #got my snacks. was like okay let me get a slice of pizza! thatll be good #order my pizza. they tell me it'll be a 12 minute wait. I say that's fine!! and decide to put my snacks in the car while I wait #get out to my car. get all the snacks in. have one case of dr pepper left. haul it up. #one can fucking explodes and covers my light pink skirt in dr pepper viscera and gore #I now look like I've pissed myself #aight. well I already paid for my pizza so I gotta go back... #clean up as much as two napkins allow me to and head back in #ofc nobody cares but it feels like people are looking. whatever. so what if I pissed myself. grow up. #go to fill up my cup w dr pepper (despite the betrayal). no dr pepper. #dear god why. okay. uhhhhh starry???? i guess!! #take a sip. it tastes like shit. oh well. theyre calling my name now #go pick up my pizza. the cheese is nice and melty and it smells good. :) okay. life is still good! #halfway back to the exit I'm balancing my plate on my arm and and I'm holding the cup claw machine-style #the lid snaps off the fucking cup and it spills a good 1/2 cup (cooking measurements) onto the floor #oh my god why. why why why why why. #okay. we can fix this. it's not a ton. put my cup on table and do a cute little walk of shame back to the napkins #get like 50 napkins and do my goddamn best to clean up my mess. goes fine. okay. time to get the fuck outta here before I do something worse #back at my car. open door. holding cup like normal now. lid pops off again and spills all over my skirt a second time. #why the fuck is this happening to me. #out of rage I put my pizza in the car and dump the rest of the cup out on the pavement. tasted like shit anyways #lady in car next to me watches the whole thing. #yeah you're witnessing mental illness bitch. enjoy. #lost my appetite. pizza is good but I don't even want it now

[spinslash165]

As a gift for my 2-year anniversary dating Tex, I thought it would be fun to make a tagteam CSS of our sonas (with sonicy designs ofc).

Luckily his sona already had an alternate palette that used 2.2 colours, but Sai? His colours were a pain to work out LMAO

#from the Euteai archives #SRB2 #sonic robo blast 2 #gifts and such #Saiphel #Tex (TrickyTex) #and that's the end of today's archive dump! #thanks for comin folks #exit's on your right #please dispose of all rubbish in the bins provided #because i swear to god if you litter in my goddamn blog im stealing your receipts and returning all your stuff #ships? at what port? #saitex

[occasionally-victor]

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I'm so alone, when you hold me know there's no-one home

But I always keep a key beneath my shadows for emergency and

Never letting no people before I look through the peephole

See no evil, speak no evil, speak to me, no I don't hear you

– Can't wait to die by Will Wood

#art #fanart #mcyt #last life smp #grian #last life grian #mumbo jumbo #last life mumbo #impulsesv #last life impulse #bdoubleo100 #last life bdubs #victor posts two posts in a single day impossible #you might ask where the fuck did i get an unrealeased will wood song thats available only by link on some random channel #great question i dont know the answer #but now it sits in my music playlist on youtube that is specifically dedicated to ll!grian and mumbo im not complaining gid blessed me #i have 25 songs in this playlist its actually incredibly fun to listen a song for a first time and immediately trying to think whether it #fits my own oc or my boyos #III CANT WAIT TO DIE YOUVE GOT ME SO GODDAMN EXITED IVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE #IIII CANT WAIT TO DIE CANT WAIT TO DIE CAUSE YOU REMIND ME WHATS ITS LIKE TO BE ALIVE #i cant get this song out of my brain fr #trafficblr

[orcelito]

i remember when i was 19 & moved in with my random choice roommate. we were out walking to grab food together (this being b4 i realized we just Were Not compatible personalities & proceeded to near ignore her for a year lol). & i looked both ways for a one way street & she was like “Lol why would you do that, it’s a one way street.” & i was just like “The person going the wrong way on a one-way street is the one more likely to hit me.” and she was just like “Ummm ok lol”

anyways i pass a one-way street every day going to and from work & the other day i saw someone driving the wrong way down the street in front of me and i just felt slightly vindicated 

#speculation nation #me watching them pass like 'what in the goddamn....?' #i did not. even register they were going down the wrong way on the street. until they were already turning off of it #so like im pretty sure they realized they were going the wrong way. but it was still very weird #like come on ppl. these things are Marked #but also that piece of wisdom from me came from the place of experience of BOTH when i was a kid #being in the car with my mom was she went down the wrong way of a street #then when i was a teen being in the car with my grandpa as he turned into an exit road from a parking lot #my dad's taught me to be very vigilant with anything cars. #like when ur driving. ALWAYS checking to make sure no one's coming. even if youve got the green light #because like 99.99% of the time it'll be fine. you'll go through a light with no problems. #but that 0.01% of the time where someone runs a red light and into YOU. youre gonna WISH you'd cleared that light. #and this kinda thing is why ive managed to not get into any wrecks with my bike despite being kinda a dumbass asshole with how i bike lol #im aggressive but typically not stupid. and it works for me. #anyways cars are terrifying and i hope u drivers take this shit seriously. #drivers who get too complacent are responsible for some horrible losses of life. im determined to never end up that way too.

[jerichoes]

would it kill cdpr to let us rebind our own damn keys

#listen cleverclogs!! my esc key is broken!! #i need to rebind it to right alt!! #so that i can exit the game without using alt f4!! and jsut exit various in-game menus!!! #it's 2023 and you've just released your goddamn game out of its goddamn early access f i n a l l y #least you can do is let us map what we want where we want it #ffs

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

That nice little bit of pink flare in the hair.

It is just like talked about when we were younger.

Mystery sexy girl with the Wayfair bdsm gear on.

In the back of my mind I am like I would like those self strapped wrists to be giving me some hugs.

Oh...you know.

#they are just so goddamn round #smh...dear fucking God so round and perfect let me ruby my eyes and look again to make sure she is real #I turn around and you paddle your feet looking at biscuits #heh this girl looks stimulated by our interaction here...looks around nope it's definitely me #why couldn't you have had mom bring me in there for a sandwich #I could have been like #hey so you look Really familiar #but no I am like man this poor girl but damn they probably do way better business with her there #I fucking hate Doug so much #he is like dog shit on my shoe #stinks and nearly impossible to scrape it all off #look you want to discuss your stepfather (technically) we can do that in person #there is like nothing good for me to say there #mom would come to me when he was an asshole like come on #like mom you brought his dumb ass over here you know how to banish them #no though the wind just psycho herself into exiting the nervous shell #in a way the tree is kind of like the biggest backhanded compliment of all time #and it is more of a hey thanks fuck you than a compliment #up in old you know where Sunday nights after 2000 Jane is hammered complaining and I am like I don't really give a shit #“I just need to disconnect” me: like...ok if that's what you want ( #mash time than analingus

[aminta]

me and crusader kings 3 are DONE ive BROKEN UP with crusader kings 3

#op #whats a bitch gotta do to fucking take sicily goddamn!!!!! i actually had 2 exit the game i was getting so mad #and then i got CRUSADED.

[spittingstar]

ttttttttttttt

#i quick my job and my boss said it was unprofessional to make the header of my resignation letter #it’s quittin time baby #and when i mentioned that it doesn’t matter she got all stuck up and said it actually really does #like what???? it’s just some internal document that won’t matter in a month #plus i did all the thingd you’re supposed to do #like give them ample time to organize a proper exit #and figure out a good plan for my absense #i even weote a flowery thank you and a bunch of compliments #ahhhhhh it’s owhatrver #i just wish she didn’t make her insecurities my problem #like the reason she’s upset is that me exiting early is a reflection of her leadership (or lack there of ofcofc) #also she has this whole idea in her head that i hate her #which i don’t #just don’t think she’s a good leader #or a considerate person #but i’m not alone in that #god i feel so delisional and in such a sour era #i really don’t care abt this little bullshit #but i feel like american culturd is so fixated on the goddamn simantics all the damn time #i am just some guy #coasting through #a neutral force #the air that floats #i don’t care abt the little snide things #but being here i do #i will seek freedom from this

[jedi-starbird]

Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic

They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.

It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.

Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.

I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.

Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.

When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!

Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.

Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.

A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.

The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.

"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.

When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.

What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.

OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.

#alpha obi wan and cody are so powerful together they could win the war or start an entirely new one. who knows :) #i fully think 17 awakens the feral cat part of obi wan thats been dormant since qui gon died and he had to become a responsible brotherdad #like at last someone to scruff him by the neck and call him stupid its very familiar to obi wan it brings back memories #fully on my 'obi wan has the weirdest relationship dynamics ever' agenda #obi wan is a lying liar who loves lying and the biggest lie is that he's the only normal well-adjusted one here. no. he is SO deeply strang #obi wan kenobi #star wars #alpha 17 #commander cody