#gods im too gay

[sotc]

🥴 im feelin normal about minthara with a shorter cut

#she is so handsome. so pretty. beuatiful. gorjues. SO CUTE #im so gay. god. #minthara #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 minthara #hope other minthara enjoyers like it too tbh? i think it's so good

[cozylittleartblog]

diversity win your spam emails are queer

#deltarune #spamton #swatch #art #doodles #pansexual #bigshot spamton #stupid joke ive had sitting in my head for months whjbfghbjdfg. artist brain override gay brain (me too). good for him though!! #me refilling my printer ink tanks: omg my printer is pan... soooo coool.... #and dont forget that he owned the mettaton dress of transgenderism either. arguably this has the trans flag colors too #wait theres a car joke here also. TransAm? more like TransPan. haha nice #+ his glasses fit the theme so Bonus Spam + i changed my 90s swat a little again #they're just gonna be different every time i draw them. for funsies. and thats fine. i havent even posted 90s queen yet SMFH !!!!! #there's something to be said about metaphors in their 90s fashion choices. something something more colorful design back then #something something not hiding their eyes yet something something Learned A Lesson.... #you could read that a certain way. or perhaps not #obligatory 'my swatch uses they them' tag #obligatory 'fine to tag as ship if you want idc' tag #obligatory 'oh god i swear im trying so hard to draw and post more' tag #i saw a tag on a post from like 2019 that said 'man i only posted 9 times last month!' and im like. god. i wish i could post 9 times a #month Now???? honey you had a big storm comin #i just keep starting things i dont have the energy to finish. except for a silly gay color profile joke apparently #im sure the Smoke Smell goes reeeal good with the Dumpster Smell btw.

[lotus-pear]

idk if this has been said yet but the fact that chuuya was lucid this entire time means he heard EVERY WORD dazai was saying while he and fyodor were being drowned. the "there were times we did connect..like that time when.." AND while dazai was pleading with him to break out of the vampirism with "chuuya, our fate will not end here. because you and i are destined to-" BRO WAS ACTUALLY PERFECTLY CONSCIOUS AND ACTIVELY LISTENING WHILE DAZAI WAS CONFESSING HIS GAYASS TO HIM

#IM STARTING TO THINK THE SHOT IN THE HEAD WAS RLY JUST A VERY EMBARRASSED CHUUYA PANICKING AND SHOOTING ON NERVES TO SHUT DAZAI UP #BEFORE HIS PARTNER SAID SMTH EXTREMELY OUT OF POCKET AND HOMOEROTIC #BRO WAS PROBABLY RUNNING ALL THE THINGS DAZAI COULDVE SAID THROUGH HIS HEAD AT WARP SPEED RIGHT AFTER #“you and i are destined to...” DESTINED TO WHAT??? HAVE A SLOPPY MAKEOUT SESSION??? GET MARRIED??? HAVE ROUGH GAY SEX RIGHT HERE??? #perhaps we'll never know what dazai was going to say. bc god knows chuuya would probably be too embarrassed to ask #bsd

[skitskatdacat63]

Every time I read Fernando cursing in fic, I can only think about this clip and then my brain short-circuits

#i have many feelings i shall not disclose about this clip #but i thought abt it again bcs in some fic i was reading it had fernando saying 'joder' #AND THIS CLIP JUST SHOT DIRECTLY INTO THE FOREFRONT OF MY BRAIN #fernando season 1 truly fed us so well #like seriously that show is a fernando fans wet dream theres just...so much...interesting...stuff... #i kept having to replay this clip bcs aaaahhhhhhhh my god.......the cursing...the low tone...the rolling Rs #wdym this clip is about being ahead in a race? all i can hear is sexy cursing and that it is brilliant :) #and nando himself listening back to the clip and just nodding confidently...I AM DEAD HE KILLED ME #(im not really used to reading Spanish J(too used to English J and German J) so the H sound doesnt really pop into my head immediately) #(so i could never really like visualize Spanish speaking charas saying words like joder in a sexy way) #(and then they showed that part in the show and my brain leaked out of my head) #*not actually strollonso but strollonso in my heart because this clip is how I visualize dom Fernando hehehe #i dont remember the ep i think it was either 4 or 5 #i think itd be funny if it was 4 tho bcs i think that ep had the most insane clips and gave so much content #(that one had kitty fernando/carlando sr gay drama scene/nando getting railed(thematically)/etc) #fernando alonso #fernando(show) #fa14 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 #we do a little bit of f1 #fernando s1e5

[mewtwo24]

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

#svsss #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #mxtx what must it be like to carry the gays on your shoulders like this #she ran so that the rest of us could walk oh my actual god #i just can't get over how much of the novels are sqq panicking because he needs to 'do right' by lbh #aka make lbh the absolute lunatic from the original #so its just this uproarious back and forth between a guy trying to make a bbg desperate for his love into a human weapon #AND make himself disappear before that weapon is turned on him (also probably the self-hatred talking) #amazing showstopping spectacular **slaps sqq's back** you can fit so many repressed internalizations of toxic masculinity in this mf #legit as i read these volumes i just kept thinking of that meme like 'congrats sqq buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it' (joke) #not that lbh is any better but in fairness the lad is going through a lot too so i spare him too harsh a judgement #also sincerely i dont think i was prepared for just how stupid how crazy lbh goes for sqq. it was. MAGNIFICENT #I was like 'surely he isn't that dramatic' and then by god everyone. by god I started reading and went #'jesus christ that's a nuclear missile shaped little meow meow and that's HILARIOUS' #i also just can't get over sqq insisting 'IM NOT GAY. I DONT GAY. IM THE STRAIGHTEST STRAIGHT!!!!' #while. literally. saying full stop to lbh of like 'wym i smile more genuinely at everyone else they're just scarecrows around me' #sqq--the man who couldn't bear to see lbh suffering as a young boy. #who was so affected he was crying in his sleep and calling out lbh's name over and over #ON WHAT LEVEL IS THAT HETEROSEXUAL SQQ. THE JIG IS UP #literally EVERYONE around sqq being like 'congrats on being the last to know' about his love for lbh #and can we talk about sqq being like 'we used to communicate so seamlessly that we had no need for words. there was no greater joy for me.' #and highlighting that though gongyi xiao was a similar and talented young lad he fell decidedly short because he did not have above quality #and then sqq still being in denial; i swear i LOVE the little hints mxtx drops i feel like the happiest mouse scampering around for crumbs #additionally a question: how does anyone take liu qingge seriously #when he's displeased he just yells 'HEY' and does nothing about it (most times) #that is the most boomer dad energy i think i've ever seen #also :(((((((( all the jokes about tianlang-jun (though accurate) were so deceptive my heart was broken at the end of vol.3

[unluckyprime]

guys they’re LITERALLY will they/won’t they partners .

#I think hermie deserves to be a little flustered guy for normal sometimes . is that so wrong #did any of u guys think he was like . more pathetic (affectionate) this episode like closer to the beginning of the season hermie #(minus the ooo I love scary stuff) #im definitely reading into it way too much but it’s almost like . he is not performing a role rn #almost like he is closer to the real hermie …. . .. breaks down #anyways I know that was probably unintentional im just a hermie analyzer til the day I die #oakworthy #GOD . GAY PEOPLE ALMOST WENT REAL #normal oak #hermie the unworthy #hermie unworthy #riptswizzle #taylor swift dndads #digital art #dndads #dungeons and daddies

[narzissenkreuz-ordo]

IM LOOSING MY MINDDDDDDDDDD WHAT THE HELL

is the imbibitor lunae trailer for 1.3 just gonna be called renheng gay sex 2: electric boogaloo LIKE????

#renheng #god the lighting choices too im gonna die over toxic gay people #eitan.txt

[napping-sapphic]

Crazy how i’m not being kissed hard enough to forget everyone who has ever hurt me rn

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #ughhhhhhh #so many things i wish i could get out of my head lately #even for just like a second #sometimes life is just a constant mantra of ‘things will get better eventually’ ad infinum #for over ten years #it is not eventually yet and i hate it so so much #STOP letting me think about my feelings on no sleep it sucks #a relationship would NOT fix me #but god sometimes i want to try it anyway #ignore meeeee #im a mess rn #going THROUGH it #with NO kissing too!! #honestly a rude addition on top of everything else smh #im gay and i like sleeping

[mikayesha]

Women

#commission me guys im good at it pls pls pls :( #dead plate #dead plate fanart #rody dead plate #dead plate vincent #fanart #art #vincent looks so big god i hate inconsistency so much #like her head #hm #vincy #AHA LMAO #vincy and #ermmmmm idk how to name rody #also th new signature looks elegant af i should use it more often #I JUT REALIZED THAT MY LAST PODT IS ABT FEM RODY TOO LMAO #im not gay guys i promise its a jo

[jade-len]

you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."

gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling

and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!

but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever

i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.

i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3

#okay i havent read mdzs yet but i'll probably feel the same way #god i just wanna be in between shen qingqiu and binghe or hua cheng and xie lian please please #im sad im queer and im ready for a gay poly relationship with these mfs #i love them all #i remember seeing some post where it was like 'hua cheng x fem reader headcanons' #and i was like 'huh thats interesting. not fem but i'll check it out bc ive never rlly seen anything like that' #and then it was like 'he'd leave you for xie lian' and it was fucking hilarious actually #but then i saw the comments on that post and they were all like 'omg i was about to unfollow and block you' 'thank god' etc #and i was just like #'damn?? do people really not like this type of stuff when it comes to danmei novels or smth?' #i don't know if it was just bc it said fem reader or bc yk it's danmei and hua cheng and xie lian are very much in love and happy #but it lowkey kinda got me self conscious lmao and i was hella feeling bad #also no hate to that poster or those commenters im just a lonely queer man #'he would leave you for xie lian' was fucking brutal though i laughed my ass off at thag KAHSNZJ #please i swear i wont stand out too much i can fit in i have long luxurious hair too let me show you my hair care routine guys </3 #svsss #mxtx svsss #luo binghe #bingqiu #tgcf #heavens official blessing #mxtx tgcf #mxtx novels #mxtx characters #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #shen qingqiu #the scum villain's self saving system

[p4nishers]

he came out HE CAME OUT HE CAME OUT

#IM SO PROUD GOD #LIKE YEAH IT WAS OBVIOUS BUT STILL HE OFFICIALLY CAME OUT NOT ONLY TO US BUT HIS FAMILY TOO !!!!!! #GUILLERMO ILYSM #i loved this episode with my whole entire heart #I LITERALLY FAINTED WHEN I SAW MARWA SHE'S MAGICAL I CANT #OUTTA MY WAY GAY BOY IM ABOUT TO GET IT #guillermo de la cruz #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #laszlo cravensworth #marwa wwdits #wwdtis spoilers #nandor the relentless #nandermo #wwdtis season 4

[bozoroni]

Here's to loving life...

its not that much BUT i am proud of it so there

#art #ghost and pals #krill #i love kennith simmons guys im literally him #gay #kennith simmons #hey guys my name is kennith #fanart #traditional art #traditional #so sigma!!! #sorry #ghost and pals fanart #ghost and pals kennith #woah!!!!!!! #wowowowie!!!! #guys i #paper art #god this js gay #theres too many tags guys #actually no FUCK OFF i can add as many tags as i want #traditional drawing #traditional illustration #traditional sketch?? #colorbars #colorbars kennith #woah!! #colorbar #bar #30 TAGS WHAT

[birdricks]

sleepyhead lol….

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #NOT GENDERBEND ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ TRANSFAG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #LOL just smth kinda quick cus im supposed to be. studyinh….. #this pose was crazy hard to work out at first but i think it looks ok now #inspired byyyy. i got a new binder. feels good 👍 #used myself as reference Deepest apologies if he looks a little gay. #for the record please imagine bp alseep on the bed just out of frame. my artitsic vision #oh my god my head. i forgkt to drink wortor….. #was gonna jsut post this as flats but i have to be insane in the head abt things so hoepfully this wacky lighting doesnt look too odd LOL #idk why i cant like remmeber how any of my blending layers r supposed to work #oh disclaimer dont sleep in binders LOL. im sure thats not what ppl r gonna get from this #but just to be clear. lolol dont do that #ok i cant tweak this anymore or ill go insane. POST #artsbotz

[stil-lindigo]

lift me up, hold me down.

prints

#our flag means death #our flag means gay #ofmd #blackbeard #edward teach #stede bonnet #izzy hands #quite literally in this case #just their hands are involved #this was made simply because i found a cool reference on pinterest #everything else came later #id like to think that this is the same chair in the favourite engraver piece too #not that im trying to set up continuity or anything #god knows i dont have the coherence to accomplish something like that #but yes #i liked drawing this a lot #i think izzys hand in eds hair is like #simultaneously loving and possessive and also cruel and limiting #while stedes hand in eds is this mutual understanding and agreement #i think if ed let himself get pulled up by stede hed be swung into a waltz #hm #yes #many thoughts #stillindigo art #this might be the last ofmd art for a little while #i just feel like im running out of ideas thats all #thank you though #to everyone #seriously #youre all so kind in this fandom

[correct-genshin]

If i'm gonna come back I should at least do it while flexing

#if god hates gays why do we keep winning #got her in 20 pulls #alr im done #if i get too cocky i might jinx it next banner

[venusmages]

I love online nerds' weird obsession with fiction vs reality bc both me and my partner have had ppl call us not gay enough bc one or both of us make f/m and m/m pairings more often than f/f

like. you should be thanking me. no one has gay and het ships as good as lesbians. its a secret sauce. you write men better when you have no irl interest in them and they're just barbie dolls

#dyke fujoshis are gods strongest soldiers #*gets shot by other gen zs* #also im more picky w f/f and i think its purely bc i do have an actual interest in women yk #also ill say it. a lot of fandom popular lesbian ships are either underdeveloped or boring as fuck #the first ones ive seen that ive liked has been bg3 stuff (laezel...my beloved...) #i think a lot of fandom lesbian shit tries to make it Gay Girls but Het anyway and its not my bag #also im mostly fem4fem and the only fem4fem media USUALLY #is written by straight guys (ew) #so its either weirdly disonnant or completely unsexy #shout out to the artists i follow that give te good fem lesbian art though i eat that shit up #i have a feeling dungeon menshi is gonna be one im actually about #OH I LIKED CAITLYN AND VI TOO