team kong: consists of kong’s best friends in the whole world. helps him find his true home. encourages him when he’s down. saves the day with the power of friendship.
team godzilla: just a hot mess. absolutely the last people godzilla would pick as his teammates. like if he saw them in the grocery store he’d pretend he doesn’t know them. probably willing to set off a nuke in his house and/or face. saves the day by committing a series of crimes.
Yo, everyone is talking about how Kong was minding his own business on the boat (he really wasn’t, he started talking smack and challenging the big G before Godzilla even made it to the boat) but no one is talking about how Godzilla just wanted to chill in the ocean when all of a sudden humans made a ROBOT VERSION OF HIM?! And they did it because they feel all insecure about Godzilla’s mere existence? Man Goji is the REAL Kaiju who can’t catch a break.