#golden beaver

[spookymulderjr]

Best you not fuck with my sis now 💅💅💅

#queen angel signing off #canada's drag race #the golden beaver #golden beaver #drag race canada #drag race #i fucking love the golden beaver okay it's so fucking canadian a;dlsfkjasdfa #and the double entandre too f;alkdsjfasd

[the-football-chick]

Last Saturday's championship game between Oregon and Washington marked the unofficial end of one of the sport's longtime power conferences.

Ten of the 12 member schools are set to join a different conference in 2024, effectively dissolving the Pac 12, a conference that has existed since 1915.

Now it's just the Pac-2 with only Oregon State and Washington State left who have announced a six-game scheduing agreement with the Mountain West. What happens after next season is uncertain.

#nfl #pac 12 football #oregon ducks #washington huskies #stanford cardinal #ucla bruins #usc trojans #colorado buffaloes #arizona widcats #arizona state sun devils #utah utes #california golden bears #washington state cougars #oregon state beavers

[fountainpenguin]

I've talked about Foop's learned helplessness several times before, but man... I think it really says something about his character that even when he's in a position where he could theoretically attack Vicky with no consequences (i.e. he will not be immediately zapped with the Anti-Fairy Council's magic for attacking someone he's supposed to protect), "Certifiable Super Sitter" comes along and he just... falls right back into his whimpering, submissive behavior.

Because that's the thing: Foop will never stand up to Vicky to protect himself. He screamed at the top of his lungs when the Anti-Fairy Council sent him out to find her. He took a detour to get gifts because he was afraid she'd hurt him (and she did, immediately).

He'll go along with all her demands even when he's having an absolute mental breakdown because he's holding a glass of lemonade and started thinking about fruit bats and now he's crying and throwing things and screaming. my son.

He'll lie low when she's getting cookies out of the oven, he'll let her put her feet on top of him, he will float there in silence watching her attempt to murder Poof which was heavily implied in "Timmy's Secret Wish" to be a thing that will kill Foop too, he will get pushed to his breaking point to the point he starts using green magic instead of his usual blue...

... the only time he will ever stand up to Vicky is when he's protecting Timmy or Chloe. He went down screaming in "Fairy Godcouple" while protecting Timmy... He attacked Vicky while pushing through a magical lightning attack. He did it. He won. But that was Season 9... and Season 10 comes along and he's right back to letting her push him around. He can't do it. He won't risk Vicky's wrath.

Until Vicky's going for Chloe with the chainsaw. And then he throws himself in the way. No hesitation. Because even though he's been so cruel to Chloe for several episodes, she forgives him. And he's falling apart.

He can't stand up to Vicky for himself or even for Poof (or Sammy, or his BFFs Crocker and Dark Laser), but touch the kids he cares about and he will rip you apart, no matter what pain he has to push through.

Immaculate character development for a baby who was born, chose violence within 5 seconds, and got thrown in solitary confinement when he was 1 day old. 10/10, no notes.

tl;dr - Chloe letting Foop set stuff on fire at the end of "Certifiable Super Sitter" while she hugs him and "looks the other way" is amazing. And great character development for her rule-obsessed nature, too.

Also Foop screaming "WANNA BET, BAT LADY!?" at the top of his lungs while whipping 20 million volts of electricity at Vicky and suffering lightning damage himself lives rent-free in my head <3

#Fairly OddParents #FOP #Foop #Nerdy blue bat son #screenshots #Scary Godcouple #Certifiable Super Sitter #Bat cube and associates #Red babysitter #Rebellious golden child #Perfect pink beaver boy #Big Crock #FAIRIES!

[artemishasthebluez]

some doodles

#www.willowtree.com/favorites #www.willowtree.com/art #art #fanart #beginner artist #digital art #my artwork #pixel art #doodles #digital drawing #onaf #onaf eyesaur #onaf flumpty #onaf redman #onaf bbb #onaf owl #onaf beaver #onaf golden flumpty #birthday boy blam #one night at flumpty's #bbb

[ask-the-great-grunkfuss]

What are everybody's roles in the "family"?

Flumpty Bumpty: The Dad. Birthday Boy Blam: The runt of the family. (The son) Me: The Uncle. Redman: The... The Maid. Eyesaur: The family dog. Beaver: Blam's older brother. The Stoner. The Owl: He's.. He's just the Owl. Golden Flumpty: He's the Grandpa. (Despite the fact he's Flumpty's older brother. Don't ask.)

#onaf #grunkfuss the clown #one night at flumpty's #grunkfuss #clown #ask blog #answered ask #ask blog open #ask me anything #dni if you support the creator #birthday boy blam #the redman #onaf beaver #golden flumpty #onaf eyesaur #onaf owl #onaf characters #i am the uncle for some weird reason. #flumpty design by hellhoundclown

[akkivee]

ooooooh……… this tension between me and these next 16 hours before the kuukou and jiro duet………… it’s kinda……… it’s kinda giving………… 😳😳😳

#this is vee speaking #the excitement i have still over devil’s flower and the excitement i have for the kuukou and jiro duet are combining within me #and it’s making me sick lmao it’s very hype!!!!!!!!! #i feel regardless to how it sounds it’s about to be a struggle not to add to the tiny amount of supposed spontaneous human combustion lol #but again if it’s written by any of my fav jrock artists i will probably perish lol #there’s also a chance it might not be rock in the first place lol!!!!!!! i would then blow up for an entirely different reason lol!!!!!!! #*crosses fingers* kana boon…….. orange range………. super beaver………….. #or give me someone i’ve never heard of lol i like listening to new artists sometimes i get a golden gem for my playlist

[doozclops]

Love this guy. Very gender.

#ignore the golden beaver this isn't about him #Dooz plays games #ffxiv #final fantasy xiv

[thedawntreaders]

I'd like to think there is a pen pal system for anyone who so wishes to participate in Narnia. It's true that for many, adventure comes in the form of riding into a mysterious forest or sailing off in uncharted seas. However, at its core, adventure is about journeying into the unknown. And really anyone can do that with just parchment, quill, and ink. So that's exactly what Queen Susan the Gentle sets off to do.

You see, despite being in the good company of her siblings, Mr. Tumnus, and the Beavers, Susan often feels isolated and bored within the castle walls. There's a bit of guilt added to these emotions too, because boredom is a byproduct of safety, and Susan truly does not intend to wish for anything more eventful after the war with the White Witch. It's just, there is something so irritating about the formalities that separate her from her people. She knows they mean well, but she wishes she had the friendly charm that graces Lucy or the open wit and jestlike nature that Edmund is starting to sport. And Peter... well, she wonders momentarily if this is something akin to what he feels as High King. How odd, to have so much power in the palm of your hand, yet lack the power to make a simple friend, based on status alone.

Well, that's why she finds hope in this system; for the first time in a long while, she might just be able to make a friend, a genuine one that would see past her role as Queen. If it works out, she'll tell Peter. God knows he could use a friend of his own, not the pompous excuses that butter him up for their own interests. She hadn't expected it to work so seamlessly.

Her partner conversed with her as if she were an old friend to begin with. The envelopes were bursting with pages upon pages of narratives; in fact, the seal was almost threatening to tear. If Susan didn't read the letters, she would think her pen pal was lonely and in desperate need of someone to talk to. Fortunately, that isn't the case.

Rather Susan's partner in writing was a merchant at the core of her city's activities, a centaur always coming and going with things to sell. She's quite the talker to anyone who will hear her and in her letters she claims that she can hook the attention of any child at the market. Susan can see why. There's eagerness in the centaur's words, a vibrancy that makes the pages come alive with scenes of the town she lives in. It's intriguing. She considers telling her to become an author; considers being her patron. Over the course of time, Susan loves her pen pal so much that it scares her. She wishes she could write with as much detail, wishes that they could meet to talk more, but her identity would be given away, and she'll lose her friend. So the letters will have to do. At some point, they begin to send each other small gifts. The centaur starts the tradition during the winter for Christmas season, but Susan continues it. It never quite stops. At some point, Susan becomes careless, excitedly gifting quite remarkable trinkets because it's what her friend, best friend, deserves, objects that the centaur knows she can sell a great deal for, but never does because something tells her she shouldn't. At some point, in the late, late night, it dawns upon the centaur what the crest on the crimson seal signifies and she drops the envelope. It can't be.

It is.

When asked about her identity, Susan spawns a grand total of forty three drafts for a letter she never thought she would have to write. She's built so much trust with this friend of hers, and she doesn't want to lose it.

"Dearest friend of mine, there's so many things I wish to say but I don't have the talent to find the right words like you do. All I can say is that what you assume is true. But please, I beg you, treat me no differently from those you would cherish close to you."

Susan anxiously waits for a response and cries when she doesn't receive her letter at its usual two weeks. She's absolutely positive that she ruined it. Her siblings are alarmed at the sudden loss of her composure lately, never having seen their sister so withdrawn and morose. Edmund is the first among them to figure out what the root of the problem is; once he does, Lucy and Peter struggle greatly to stop him from sending out a search party to track the one who broke his sister's heart. He eventually backs off, but he'd be damned if he didn't find a way to make things right again. In the meantime, Lucy and Peter try to snap the Gentle out of it, but nothing really works.

On Thursday on the fourth week after Susan sent that letter, one of the staff alerts the three monarchs (Susan hasn't come out of her room in so long) that a citizen requests an audience with them. Specifically with Susan if possible. Peter raises an eyebrow. He meets the gaze of the other two. Under normal circumstances they wouldn't so easily entertain a request, but anything potentially concerning Susan is an exception.

"Bring them in."

The centaur is out of breath, but she looks around.

"Your Highnesses," she huffs out, bowing, "Forgive me, but where is-"

"Susan?" Edmund interrupts with a quirked lip. There's something alight in his eyes, the centaur discerns, something along a simmering anger or blazing mischief. She's a good reader at people, which is how she could recognize the letter coming from Susan out of all the four monarchs, but when it came to the Just King she couldn't tell which of the two emotions presented itself more. Then again, she could barely look him in the eye to begin with, so maybe that had something to do with it. If it weren't for his ranking, the centaur would have squinted in suspicion. She knows better than to risk her head for that.

"I couldn't send the last letter as the mail deliverer's wife had a baby and I knew Her Majesty would think something was wrong and I came all the way over here to assure her I haven't thought ill of her or our friendship."

Lucy and Edmund look at each other. The centaur reads the look in their eyes as distrust.

"I'm the one she sends letters to, I promise. Here! I even have some of them as evidence. Just please, let me talk to her. I fear I must have put her in a sour mood, judging by her absence."

She shows them the letters, and sure enough it's Susan's handwriting, a calligraphy that's known across the land to be impossible to forge. Edmund steps off his throne, and so does Lucy.

"We'll take you to her," Lucy says with a smile.

If the castle corridors rang with the teasing words, "We found your girlfriend Su!" and the Gentle became the Rapid with how she came out running to greet her best friend with open arms, well, that's between the four of them, isn't it?

#i just think #we need a susan support team #give her friends #give her happy #it's what she deserves #tcon #the chronicles of narnia #golden age #susan pevensie #lucy pevensie #edmund pevensie #peter pevensie #mr beaver #mrs beaver #mr tumnus #narnia #narnia imagines #narnia headcanons #tcon imagines #tcon headcanons #pevensie headcanons #pevensie imagines

[saintlesbian]

quick redraw of that one sprina promo pic for the furry AU before bed. heehee dogy :)

#pentadraws #general hospital #sprina #GH animal print au #furry #art #fanart #might come back to this one in the morning might not. who knows #all i know is i haven't drawn in a hot minute bc covid but i gotta get back into it now so i don't forget how #kinda butchered the colors on trinas shirt bc. im too eepy #wanted to draw dogy trina again and i figured i might as well draw spencer while im at it #spencer is a wolf like his father. the cassadines are all vicious carnivores :) #i still have concepts of beaver!Liz and golden lab!Portia on the backburner ill get to it eventually #more scraps for the inevitable furry fanzine lol gn

[kedsandtubesocks]

FMK using total randos: Johnny Knoxville, a human version of the Bucc-ees beaver, Malibu Barbie ‼️

NOT A HUMAN VERSION OF THE BUCCESS BEAVER IM GONNA FIGHT U OUTSIDE A WHATABURGER!!

(Ps for anyone who does not know buccess he is a famous texan beaver and icon of a gas station and looks like this)

Also wow do I hecking yeehawing love you 💗

Marry: Malibu Barbie because she probably has the Malibu penthouse and she is so lovely and because my bi ass is weak for beautiful lovely women ☺️

F*ck: …Johnny Knoxville…this is probably exposing my ass so much and how I watched a lot of jackass videos in my younger middle school days and now I want to run and hide LMAO

And sorry human buccess dude I’m sure you were fun and knew every type of buccees jerky that is sold but RIP 🔪 🫡

Katherine you are definitely that one girl at the sleepover that dares me to eat a pickle with peanut butter and laughs when I scream after taking the first bite but also holds my hand during the scary parts of the horror movie and I’ll always love you 🩷

#this ask sent me to a 5th dimension and I laughed so fckning hard thank you so much for sending this in #sending you a million kisses and beaver nuggets cause those treats are GOLDEN ✨ #🫧sleepover saturday🫧

[where-fading-princesses-live]

I’m sad they removed Gomer Pyle on SundanceTV but the good news is they are now airing Gilligan’s Island in its place. I haven’t seen that show in yeeeeears

#i've been saying for a time they should add new classic shows to Sundance #cuz i love them all but i've seen them all #they kind of play the same shows over and over #Monk Columbo The Andy Griffith Show Perry Mason Hogan's Heroes #and i saw Gomer 5 times in a row #they play TAGS marathons all week long #i've been watching Beverly Hillbillies Leave it to Beaver Bewitched and Maude on FeTV #but then i got tired of those too because it's been rerun after rerun #i'd love to see more variety like McHale's Navy or something #i used to have MeTV and Decades which has a bigger selection but no longer get it #i did recently buy Gomer on DVD and also watch them on YouTube #but yeah anyway just glad Sundance decided to change up its schedule a little bit #add some new golden oldies #classic #vintage #gomer pyle #gomer pyle usmc #gilligan's island #personal shit

[eorzea80]

Enjoy the Oscars! I'm going to bed. (also, poor Sally Field has been totally misrepresented for nearly 40 years now and I'm mad about it...)

#ffxiv #ffxiv: heavensward #ffxiv: stormblood #ffxiv: a realm reborn #ffxiv: shadowbringers #ffxiv: endwalker #pryne #eorzea80 #around eorzea in 80 days #eorzea80edits #oscars #sally field #right now you really like me #you like me #that's what she said that's all she said #you guys get so weird about it. #the golden beaver awards #oscars 2024 #the oscars #academy awards

[fountainpenguin]

Favorite underrated FOP episodes? (Definition of underrated is up to you, can just be a random small episode you like)

I think "The Odd Squad" will forever be top of the "underrated faves" list for me. The pacing and style are both so good, it has a lot of cute worldbuilding in it, the character interactions are fantastic (including a wholesome moment with Timmy and his regular parents), and it has Juandissimo saying "Nice wheels, Timmy! :D" I am a massive sucker for Jorgen freaking out over Timmy driving in Fairy World and wrecking the place but Juandissimo was more or less on the sidelines giving him an enthusiastic thumbs up because he is too silly and oblivious to foresee a problem skldfj. The dialogue is lots of fun and Timmy is happy the entire time. It's a sweet one.

I'd say that "Shelf Life" and "Which Witch Is Which?" are episodes I would classify as "episodes I enjoy that are less commonly remembered." The former has a lot of wit and clever dialogue and a silly ending, and the latter gave me a lot of worldbuilding to play with by canonizing witches in Crocker's family tree.

I love "Crocker of Gold" and "Chicken Poofs" for a lot of the same reasons- a pinch of worldbuilding and a lot of goofy character interactions. I'm sure that description applies to a lot of episodes, but there's a special place in my heart for the flower quest, Bring Your Chicken Hawk to Work day, and for the "Everything is so green here" scene, which is one of my favorite jokes in the world.

I'll always hold a soft spot for "Mr. Right" as well for being one of the first episodes I ever saw when I was out at a pizza place one time. I also really enjoy the concept of "The Big Scoop" and how it portrays Timmy in a creepy way from the perspective of his friends as they worry about what's going on in his life. Also I feel like "Please Don't Feed the Turners" says a ton about Timmy's parents... the LOOK they give each other when they're on the same page is the best.

All the Learnatorium and Pixie episodes, I'm a big fan of. "Hassle in the Castle" speaks to my soul and I think "Big Wanda" is hilarious. "Yoo Doo" will always be a favorite, and I love the silliness of "Presto Change-O," "The Gland Plan," "The Masked Magician," "The Good Old Days," "For Emergencies Only," "Talkin' Trash," "Parent Hoods," and "Formula For Disaster." Also "Fly Boy" because Timmy yelling "This is all your fault!" at Poof while Poof slightly cringes away just cracks me up.

I love the wackiness of "Dad Overboard" and "Take and Fake." They're hard to top; they're so very good. Poof playing in the sand and he finds a freaking missile, Crocker takes his class on a field trip to watch Timmy's supposed death, Dad accidentally kidnapped an elf from the North Pole who becomes a good friend, there's a line of dialogue that goes "I'll get Stanley and his headless wife! :D" and these are all the same episode. "Take and Fake" is just... goofy and nice, it's very difficult to watch without laughing so it's just lovely.

I'll also throw in "Wishing Well" because it's one of my all-time faves. The vibe it gives is kind of chilling while also being delightful the whole time because you know it's about learning life skills and it's such a positive viewing experience, plus it's one of very few episodes where Timmy meets other godkids and has a positive relationship with them.

"Fairy Friends and Neighbors" is a huge fave. Idk if that counts as underrated (imo Seasons 4 and 5 are the best in the series; they're almost all winners)

"Cosmo Rules" and "Jerk of All Trades" both feel nice because they're highly specific to the FOP world (i.e. they're about Jorgen's duty of overseeing Da Rules) and they're really fun to watch together. Facing the Fairy Council are two Fairies: one of them is Cosmo the estranged von Strangle who should care for Da Rules because it's his blood right, and the other is Juandissimo who straight-up broke Da Rules by fleeing Fairy World and returning stolen memories to his godkid, and the Fairy Council really said "Screw the bloodline, the rulebreaker gets to be in charge now." Obsessed with how after Jorgen announces he's been replaced, we pan over to Juandissimo who just sits there quietly in a chair with wide eyes like he doesn't know how he got there or what he's doing.

Let's see... "School of Crock," "Crockin' the House," "Viral Videots," "Dust Busters," "Fairly Old Parent," "Anchors Away," "Cosmonopoly," "Dog Gone," "Lame Ducks"... those are also episodes I really enjoy. Season 9 has a lot of underrated faves for me. I don't care for Sparky, but Season 9 is so good... Some of the best lines in the series are in there.

For underrated Season 10 faves, I'll throw in "Clark Laser" (idk if that counts as underrated since it's gotta be one of if not THE best of Season 10), and "Chip Off the Old Crock" with the same disclaimer. Then "Whittle Me This" and "Summer Bummer." Those are good.

"Kale Patch Caper"... It's got bits and pieces that don't click with me, but I LOVE morally gray Chloe committing B&E on her neighbors. I love how if Chloe didn't have godparents then canonically her fate is to lose an eye and join a gang. Like. What on earth. They really just dropped that on us and refused to elaborate. What. Love that.

Special shout-out to "Beach Blanket Bozos" for giving me one of my favorite FOP moments of all time, which is Jorgen grouchily sitting on Da Rules to scold Timmy for locking his parents in "I wish they were both the best surfer ever" wish limbo.

We don't talk enough about what a hilarious character Jorgen is. Big boss fairy godparent who can crush your skull. He's not allowed to have a godkid because he'd physically and emotionally destroy them. He's married to the Tooth Fairy... We love a man who's obsessed with his muscles and threatens to destroy you on the regular but in reality he just files paperwork. Which will ruin your life. I love Jorgen.

#Fairly OddParents #FOP #FAIRIES! #Timmy Turner #Jorgen von Strangle #asks #Anon #The toughest tag #I'm simple... point me at whichever character does paperwork. They're mine now. #Dragonfly parents #Perfect pink beaver boy #screenshots #Beach Blanket Bozos #Purple hippie dragonfly #The Odd Squad #Kale Patch Caper #Rebellious golden child

[aboutbeverages]

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#podcast #Trader Joes #Trader Joe's #Juice #Belching Beaver Brewery #Mocha Latte #Caramel #Stout #Golden #Espresso #Martini #Vodka #Coffee

[possum-powers]

I think that, whenever we next meet with an uncontacted tribe somewhere, the people meeting them should bring the dorkiest golden retriever ever seen in the face of this earth along. Bring some good vibes along with horrifying diseases the native people have little defense against.

#the dog should be named beaver or pickles or something like that #golden retriever #dogs

[unbreakable-oaths]

Insane luck with maps last night

#ffxiv #treasure maps #ended up with a full party of friendos and had an atomos turn into a golden beaver #oc: ibakha malqir