#goldeneye

[n64retro]

#goldeneye 007 #rareware #nintendo #nintendo 64 #007 goldeneye #goldeneye #007 #ad #90s #FPS #N64

[same-old-dream]

Alan Cumming as Boris Grishenko Goldeneye (1995)

for @babinicz

#goldeneye #alan cumming #filmedit #cinemapix #filmgifs #007edit #bondedit #movieedit #cinematv #my gifs

[emilybeemartin]

A whopping, like, 2.6 people have expressed interest in my recent adventures in watching Bean films, which is all the encouragement I need to present to you:

An Incomplete Guide to Sean Bean Roles (Investigation Ongoing)

Our guy has a vast filmography, and I'm not even close to being halfway through it, but I've watched a lot of his significant ones in the past few weeks thanks to a perfect storm of illness, injury, and lapses in client work. Crucially, I have created superlatives for a variety of them and present them here for your benefit. Disclaimer: many of these films are violent! Or have butts and/or tits! Some have dick! Some have dated bits that didn't age well! So, if you have triggers or are watching with young viewers, do your research first! Also, these are just the opinions of one solitary millennial! Nothing is objective! Nothing is real! I care not!

Okay, CYA done, let's begin. I'll get the two most obvious ones out of the way up front, otherwise they'll dominate half the categories:

ACT I

Greatest Bean: Fellowship of the Ring. I've said it before and I'll say it again, he achieved more pathos with Boromir than a lot of his other roles have allowed for, and every note he hits just sings. No debate.

Best Bean for Your Buck: Sharpe. For the best confluence of quantity, quality, physicality, emotion, humor, and action, you can't beat Richard Sharpe.

Favorite Dramatic Bean: Time; he earned that BAFTA fr

Softest Bean: The first date scene in Stormy Monday, where Brendan shyly gets to know Kate, slow dances with her, lends her a shirt and strokes her back after she asks if they can just go to sleep instead of have sex.

Most Dashing Bean: Vronsky in Anna Karenina, that uniform cuts, damn

Swooniest Bean: I know I'm supposed to say Chatterley, and he is undeniably sexy as Mellors, but there are parts where his character is actually kind of off-putting. I'll lay a good chunk of the blame on the weirdly ominous score, the very of-the-time depiction of dubious consent, and Joely Richardson's tendency to look like she's having the worst time of her life while shagging the hot gamekeeper. No, I'm giving this category to Stormy Monday again. He's just so gentle and genuine in this one, without some of the obligatory "heartthrob" overtones of his nineties stuff. He never raises his voice at Kate or manhandles her. He really does feel like some kid who just wants to be sweet to his girlfriend.

Laddiest Bean: When Saturday Comes, specifically the strip club and bathtub scenes.

Favorite Sad Bean: As a collective, he has some great grief scenes in World on Fire, but! The railroad track scene in When Saturday Comes?! That was RAW.

Favorite Mad Bean: Black Death; there are plenty of movies where he doesn't smile at all, but unlike some others, his grimness and anger felt proportionate to the story, rather than just rage because he's good at rage.

Favorite Bad Bean: There are so many great Bean villains (Goldeneye, obvs), but I think my favorite is Patriot Games. Bonus points for all the different hairstyles he has in this film (long locks-shag-shag ponytail!-buzz-wet spiky buzz). Also HUGH FRASER AAAA

Favorite Dad Bean: Wolfwalkers, where Bill Goodfellowe literally turns his own convictions and beliefs upside-down in order to protect and support his daughter.

INTERMISSION

A note on GoT: I haven't watched it. When season one was first coming out, it was during a time where I really couldn't handle watching any kind of sexual assault onscreen, and while I have a higher tolerance now, I just... don't want to. I like seeing gifs of Ned Stark and appreciate that it's one of his great roles, but I just can't make myself take the plunge.

ilysm you grizzled dead wolf man

ACT II

Favorite Costumed Bean: Odysseus in Troy: curls, leather, thighs.

Favorite Un-Costumed Bean: He strips in quite a lot of his films, so let's give it to Lady Chatterley for sheer screentime, exertion, and the bonus of being naked and wearing a flower crown. Honorable mention to When Saturday Comes for the totally not homoerotic amount of butts and also dick in the locker room bathtub scene.

Hurtin'est Bean: Bravo Two Zero. Oof, don't watch this one if you have an aversion to seeing pain, although---you're a Sean Bean fan, and we all know one of his MOs is being GREAT at pain. This one was directed by Tom Clegg, who directed Sharpe. Also lol at the sickle-shaped wound on his shoulder, which is covering his 100% Blade tattoo (he gets a lot of sickle-shaped wounds on his left shoulder).

Best Inside References: The Frankenstein Chronicles, where he plays a former Peninsular soldier, and every reference to his service is a reference to Sharpe, including shots of his greenjacket, pistol, sword, and flogging scars. Honorable mention to The Martian for the Council of Elrond line.

Most Unsettling Bean: Cleanskin for moral grayness, The Frankenstein Chronicles for body horror

Most Inefficient Use of Bean: Black Beauty. Despite getting high billing he's only onscreen for about two minutes and I'm convinced the long shots are a body double. Criminal.

Biggest Missed Opportunity: We were robbed of a Sean Bean Odyssey. R o b b e d

Funniest Bean: Deploying Bean for comedy is woefully underused, but he made full use of his ~15 seconds in The Vicar of Dibley ("Spring" episode). He's also hilarious in Wasted, though I haven't watched the show, only the clips he's in on YouTube, where he plays a mock version of himself serving as a spirit guide for a stoner. IMO, though, Sharpe gives him the most room for humor.

Favorite Character Quirk: In World on Fire, when Douglas is having WWI flashbacks and really coming apart, he kept putting his hand to his mouth. My modern brain first read this as talking into a phantom radio, but of course that wasn't right, and then I realized--he was reaching for a phantom gas mask. CHILLS. AMAZING. (Honorable mentions to the Mouth Rub and the Tongue Thing [pictured above]).

Most Nostalgic Bean: National Treasure. The concept may be utter silliness, but you have to admit, this is a fun movie to watch.

Best Dismount from a Horse: Henry VIII, he goes pshwing out of the saddle

Best Swordplay: You may think there's no possible answer to this, but there is---two moments, specifically: the preparatory sword-spin he does at Balin's tomb just before the goblin attack in Moria, and the four lunges he does at 1:26:22 of Sharpe's Battle. It's just facts.

Prettiest Bean Film: Wolfwalkers, hands downnnn

Favorite Bean Death: All right, you knew we had to eventually end here. It's Boromir, obviously--- nothing tops that. But if we're looking at other roles, I think Patriot Games is my favorite, followed by Goldeneye.

So! That concludes this installment of Bean films, though I'll be continuing the labor, and I hope you will, too. What are your favorites?

#sean bean #fellowship of the ring #lord of the rings #sharpe #stormy monday #lady chatterley #patriot games #world on fire #goldeneye #bravo two zero #troy #wolfwalkers #black death #national treasure #anna karenina #time #gifs #flashing gifs

[michaelnordeman]

Goldeneye/knipa. Värmland, Sweden (March 20, 2022).

#common goldeneye #goldeneye #knipa #birds

[stupjam]

Marina and Pearl play Goldeneye, paintball mode. Oddjob probably got mixed up with Nick Nack I just started playing it on NSO and it's pretty fun but violent. The dudes are blocky but still kinda feel bad for em

#Splatoon #goldeneye

[josefksays]

RIP Robbie Coltrane (1950-2022) - Beloved character actor best remembered for his performance as the giant Rubeus Hagrid in the Harry Potter franchise (2001-2011) and the lead character Dr. Edward 'Fitz' Fitzgerald in the series Cracker (1993-2006) - for which he won 3 consecutive TV Bafta awards has passed away. Another memorable character he played was Valentin Zukovsky, a former KGB agent-turned-mob-boss in two films from the James Bond franchise, GoldenEye (1995) and The World is Not Enough (1999). Other credits include films directed by great director such as Neil Jordan, Bertrand Tavernier, Derek Jarman, the Hughes Brothers, and Steven Soderbergh in a variety of roles in Deathwatch (1980), Flash Gordon (1980), Caravaggio (1986), Mona Lisa (1986), Henry V (1989), The Pope Must Die (1991), Buddy (1997), From Hell (2001), Ocean's Twelve (2004), Van Helsing (2004), and mostly the miniseries National Treasure (2016).

#Robbie Coltrane #In Memoriam #actors #Harry Potter #GoldenEye #From Hell #Cracker #tribute #just in

[spacepunksupreme]

my James Bond Gets Tortured fancam :)

#hi bond fandom lol #james bond #I am like genuinely sorry for including the cock and ball torture scene since it's like the only seriously brutal torture scene but also I #felt like I had to include it because it is like THEE one seriously brutal torture scene you know? lol #the vibe shift though it's like: hehe he's getting slapped arounddd hehe he fell overrrr GENITAL MUTILATION omgg he felll haha #hannah is talking #fuck it let’s tag all of these movies lol #casino royale #dr no #goldfinger #goldeneye #live and let die #die another day #license to kill #the living daylights #the spy who loved me #on her majesty's secret service #the world is not enough #never say never again

[besidethepath]

Goldeneye

#photographers on tumblr #original photography #birding #bird photography #bird watching #goldeneye #Schellente #Trave #Bad Oldesloe #Schellbruch

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp - GoldenEye (1995)

#famke janssen #goldeneye #james bond #xenia onatopp #bond girls #007 #90s bond #90s movies #spy movies #spy-fi #1990s #1995

[emiliasilverova]

007 Fest 2023, Scavenger Hunt item no. 9 (5/5): ‘Create an “incorrect quotes” post. Can fill up to 5 times. (Take a set of dialogue from another piece of media and assign it to Bond characters. Example link here)’

And one more for the road. Always a pleasure to pit those two idiots against each other, eh Q? *cackles*

#007 Fest #007 Fest 2023 #TeamBondVillains #scavenger hunt #james bond #007 #goldeneye #spectre #alec trevelyan #006 #q #quartermaster #00q #00q00 #incorrect quotes #shitpost #q being a little shit #deserved tho #always better etc

[kavohh707]

Common goldeneye, male, shaking his head.

#Common goldeneye #goldeneye #birds #schellente #ducks #ente

[n64retro]

GoldenEye 007 (Rare, Nintendo, 1997)

#goldeneye 007 #rareware #nintendo #nintendo 64 #007 #goldeneye #knife throwing #FPS #1997 #N64

[cardigancyn]

#pierce brosnan #desmond llewelyn #goldeneye #daniel craig #ben whishaw #skyfall #james bond #007

[onthegreatsea]

suprised to realise i never posted these on here. i did post like one pic of it running on a CRT but uhh yeah. seems to have been forever since i actually posted anything low poly anyway its a Resident Evil 4 inspired map running on an N64. captured it via s-video on my NTSC console. used the Goldeneye engine for this. had plans that i'd one day like to get back to but who knows! couple of glitches but it mostly ran at 60fps so yknow room for more :)

#i really need to get back into low poly art #low poly #n64 #resident evil #re4 #goldeneye #hypatia's art #hypatia's models #hope the image descriptions are ok

[michaelnordeman]

Great tit/talgoxe, Wood pigeon/ringduva, Blackbird/koltrast, Goldeneye/knipa and Blue tit/blåmes. Värmland, Sweden (March 24, 2024).

#great tit #wood pigeon #blackbird #goldeneye #blue tit #birds

[nojillnolife]

#goldeneye #alec trevelyan #sean bean #006 #james bond #movies