#gollum

[transhuman-priestess]

you know i'm thinking about how few teeth gollum has and like do you think frodo ever got a good sloppy bj from him

#the lord of the rings #lotr #lord of the rings #frodo #gollum #smeagol

[ach-sss-no]

animation practice. I very much see issues but would like to move on and declare this finished- it fulfilled its purpose of 'How would it look if I tried [x thing]'

#blobart #gollum #I said to myself #what if you were to double down on the third eyelid thing. commit to the bit. well #cartoon characters usually all blink while they're holding on an expression/not moving to prove they're not dead. however #he wouldn't blink as often if his eyes were already sort of closed now would he #if only there was some other subtle involuntary motion that this specific character is known to frequently do

[kottekonst]

Time for another coffee painting post 🥳 This time, it's none other than the one and only Gollum.

As always, painted with instant coffee on smooth, heavyweight paper.

I made it specifically for my good friend, whom I used to work with during conventions and shows. It's also been one of my most popular prints 😊

#coffee art #coffee painting #lord of the rings #lotr fanart #lotr #gollum #smeagol #the hobbit #fan art #my art #my post

[living-carto0n]

Just a thing I stole and edited

Don't remember the original post bc it's been a while but it was the "they don't know I've been following them for 3 days" "that's *nameguy* he's been following us for 3 days" meme and had most of this shit...

All I did was change "following" to "creeping on", added some (un)necessary captions such as "srry wot" and "*horny elf sounds*"

I also redrew the bodies of Gandalf and Frodo(is that the name of this guy? IDR), and made slight alterations to gollum (changed his cup to a phone with camera flash on, changed hand position)

#lotr #shitposting #shitty mcshitpost #memes #posting dumb shit #gandalf #frodo baggins #bilbo baggins #baggins #gollum #funny #meme

[animentality]

#twitter #gollum #samwise gamgee #lotr #lord of the rings

[prokopetz]

The terrible Gollum game is only the beginning, folks. The Hobbit enters the US public domain in just a little less than ten years, so the current rights-holders are going to be trying to squeeze every last bit of profit they can out of the little fucker before he becomes free to use. You have no idea what's coming.

#media #literature #the hobbit #gollum #jrr tolkien #tolkien #gaming #video games #copyright #public domain #capitalism #swearing

[lotrreactionmemes]

The fact that Orlando Bloom (Legolas) and Andy Serkis (Gollum) both said that they based their performances in Lord of the Rings off of cat behavior really shows you the sheer range of what cats are like

#lotr #lord of the rings #cats #legolas #gollum

[lizardsfromspace]

The Gollum game is such an incredible throwback. Back in the PS2 era that type of buggy movie tie-in game was a dime a dozen & no one would've even noticed but by virtue of coming out in 2023, the last of its breed, it's a king, beheld with quiet horror by all. It crashes every five minutes even on the best hardware and when apologizing for its instability the devs misspelled their own game's name

#games #video games #gollum

[s-u-w-i]

Lent started again and as last year I was drawing all the dogs in clothes (instead of watching dramas and reading fanfics 🙄), this year I'm drawing characters from LOTR (and related fandoms)! Enjoy! 💍🌿

I'm thinking about selling the originals again but haven't yet decided.

#my art #illustration #character design #traditional art #ink #tolkien #gollum #gandalf #legolas #gimli #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #balrog

[thechosenpumbloom]

#Gollum #Lord of the Rings #Wayneradiotv #lotr

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

#samwise gamgee #gollum #not much left to bury #smeagol #funeral services #tolkien #jrr tolkien #lord of the rings #silmarillion #lotr #lotr rop #lotr trop #fantasy #the hobbit #lotr memes #lord of the rings meme #tolkien memes

[nyxshadowhawk]

Which Lord of the Rings characters say fuck:

Aragorn: definitely says fuck, and has to catch himself and tone it down when he becomes king

Boromir: yes. "They have a fucking cave troll."

None of the hobbits do; at least, not at first. Pippin picks up swears from Boromir, and Sam will swear under duress

Gimli: swears all the time, but mainly in Khuzdul. He definitely tries to teach Khuzdul swears to Legolas

Legolas: swears very rarely, and usually in Sindarin, which sounds so pretty that it goes unnoticed. Gimli often tries to goad him into swearing

Gandalf: knows all the swears, but doesn't say them

Galadriel: used to swear when she was younger, but that was thousands of years ago, and she no longer does.

Eowyn: swears constantly. every other word.

Faramir: swore once, and still regrets it.

Gollum: doesn't know any swears, but would say them if he did.

@fadedkat

#the lord of the rings #lotr #the fellowship of the ring #text posts #jrr tolkien #aragorn #gandalf #legolas #legolas greenleaf #gimli #galadriel #faramir #boromir #gollum #eowyn #sam lotr #pippin lotr #hobbits #lotr memes #lord of the rings

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

The Fellowship as Barbie teaser photos ft. Gollum

#lotr #lord of the rings #lotr meme #barbie #barbie 2023 #greta gerwig #margot robbie #gandalf #aragorn #frodo #sam #legolas #gimli #merry #pippin #boromir #gollum #for those of you asking why aragon is not a barbie #he doesn't shower enough #he needs to shower at least twice a week to be a barbie

[la-pheacienne]

I'm reading the lord of the rings and I'm once again amazed at how... good most characters are. Like, they are genuinely good people. They are a bunch of kindhearted, gracious, caring people, coming together under adverse circumstances and trying to figure things out and find a solution and support each other through it all. Like Frodo and Sam meet Faramir and Faramir is a bit suspicious at first and kind of implies Frodo may be a spy, and then when he hears his story and he's like Frodo, I pressed you so hard at first. Forgive me! It was unwise in such an hour and place. And this blows.my.mind. He wasn't even particularly mean or threatening to him in the beginning, he's just such a kind, considerate man, recognizing the kindness and honesty of another man. And they're all like that. Even Gollum starts slowly changing (for a short while) when he encounters Frodo because that's the thing about kindness and humility and grace, they are contagious. They transform people, even a creature like Gollum cannot be immune to that. Like, you may consider all this simple and basic and I get it but, hear me out. It is quite rare to see that in modern media and it is also pretty difficult to pull off in a way that is not corny and simplistic. It is mind blowing that you actually don't have to present the entire palette of human cruelty and vice in order to tell a compelling story, contrary to popular belief. Lotr does the exact opposite, and it is just beautiful and it warms my heart. Especially taking into consideration tolkien's pretty grim growing-up experience, him being a double orphan without a home, raised between an orphanage and a priest and having no family apart from his brother and then the war and then he almost dies and then he's poor as hell and then a second war and it all makes sense somehow. He writes to his wife who is also an orphan two days before the marriage "the next few years will bring us joy and content and love and sweetness such as could not be if we hadn't first been two homeless children and had found one another after long waiting" and, yes, yes! The love and sweetness just radiate from his work, the entire lotr series is a little radiant bubble of hope and love and grace that he imagined in his head to deal with a dismal reality and then he just gave that to the world, and isn't that what imagination and art is all about after all?

#i literally wrote this because faramir said 'forgive me' #like that was the inspiration here #terminal brain damage don't mind me #BUT #i have a point #i do! #i am cringe but i am free #i love these books so much #i love this man so much #lotr #the two towers #frodo baggins #faramir #gollum #the lord of the rings #aspa rambles #tolkien #aspa reads tolkien

[xfhsfh]

Alright let’s try this one more time

#tumblr polls #poll time #poll #walrus #gollum #lord of the rings #animals #no vanilla extract

[achillyscomedown]

#incorrect quotes #lord of the rings #tumblr #lotr #the lord of the rings #legolas greenleaf #legolas #gollum #lotr frodo #frodo baggins #frodo #elrond #aragorn #aragorn son of arathorn #sam gamgee #samwise gamgee #lotr incorrect quotes #text post #the fellowship of the ring #the return of the king #the two towers