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kedreeva · 2 months
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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.
Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.
and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."
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greykolla-art · 5 days
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I’ve been so inspired by @bananadramaaa lately!
Their human Alastor and Mimsy comics drive me insane!
I’m realising how cool their relationship is: it’s giving sibling energy!👌👌👌
just two pals looking out for each other while they murder!
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pcktknife · 2 years
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" im gonna get better at art I'm gonna improve I'm gonna get better ''
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radiance1 · 1 month
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Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.
So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...
Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.
He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.
Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.
You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.
Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?
Danny: YES!!!!
Jason: Dork.
Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.
Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.
The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.
All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.
So.
Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.
So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.
Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?
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solarpunkani · 11 months
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Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.
And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’
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indigovigilance · 6 months
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How Aziraphale Responds to being Pinned to a Wall
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Aziraphale trusts Crowley more than God, part 1/?
bonus:
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9474s0ul · 9 months
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Sonic conga line baybei
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Original by jongraywb
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That was his cake too dangit
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arinmoss · 3 months
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Shadowheart :^)
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temeyes · 2 months
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destress time with a simon dood
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peachiexparfait · 7 months
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DeadSerious Soulmate AU - Where the first words your soulmate says will appear on your wrist on your 16th birthday. Part 2
Jazz Fenton wants to say that good things happen to her and her family. But that would be wistful thinking.
When you have parents who study in ghosts and are ghost hunters that dream of finding one, and essentially turn your younger brother into one and try to hunt him down, it is rather hard to say good things are going to happen in your life.
After everything with their parents finding out about Danny's "Ghost Problem", Danny basically becoming the Ghost King as well as saving Amity Park, her parents seemed to calm down with their ghost obsession and tried (with varying levels of success) to be normal parents.
They try, of course. They talk with her about future college opportunities and show interest in Danny's rants about space. It took them some time, but they're trying to be better, and that's more than enough for her.
Which is why, when Danny's 16th birthday is coming up, do they ask, without seeming too pushy or forceful, about what he wants to do and if he wants his soulwords revealed with them nearby or not.
Danny, surprisingly, says he wants them (and Sam and Tucker, of course) there, his face a slight flush and a spark in his eyes as he looks down at his wrist. As if he can already see the words his soulmate will first say to him.
He looks shy and it's sweet.
Eventually, Danny's birthday arrives and he's fidgeting every minute looking at his wrist with poorly hidden hope, Jazz herself hopes this is something that will turn out good.
After Danny's birthday dinner, they start cutting into dessert and that's when Danny, who was already seated (thank the Ancients) and was just about to take a bite out of his piece of cake, inhales and slaps a hand over his wrist.
"It's happening guys!" He exclaims, face breaking out into a grin yet holding onto his wrist in an attempt to hide his words.
Everyone watches with bated breath until Danny starts to take his hand off his wrist and slowly looks at it.
Jazz has a front row seat as she witnesses her little brother's face explode with a ferocious blush.
"Dude, what do your words say!" Tucker says, eyes lighting up as he takes in Danny's expression.
"It says uh, it um," Danny stammered, voice wobbly and now starting to tuck his wrist closer to him, as if to hide the words.
"Danny," Jazz says, slowly even though she wants to see what the words say. "You don't have to show the words, we won't judge you."
"No, Jazz, it's fine. Just, uh..." He trails off, before holding his wrist out and letting everyone see the words.
And boy, what words does her little brother have. Jazz is never gonna let him live this down.
On Danny's wrist are the words: 'My apologies, but I do not believe we're in a position to be kissing.'
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theacebard · 7 months
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Can I have my kids back
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nordidia · 8 months
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vent/comfort art to keep myself present during ptsd flashing
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tiredofsatansbullshit · 7 months
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love that jason is just
literally any character: i feel like things can’t get any worse from here
jason, showing up out of nowhere: GUESS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER
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iero · 2 years
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src. (taken from IG live) 
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How would your boys be with an MC that likes to play fight? Would they let her win? Would they refuse all together?
Sans: He does enjoy play fighting - but only the relaxed kind, and exclusively with people he really really likes. It's a lot of physical contact for him. You have no idea how much of a privilege it is that he engages with you like that, tussling and teasing when he normally can't even stand to sit too close to somebody. When the play fighting comes out, it's a very reliable sign you're one of his 'forever people'.
Oh, he'll let you win alright; oh noooo, he's pinned under a hot human, oh nooooooo truly he is defeated. He's totally dead, only a kiss can bring him back. It's the only way. Right on the mouth, please.
Red: Play fighting might as well be one of his love languages. He likes it rough, after all. A bonus of having to do a lot of actual fighting while underground is he's very good at controlling his strength, he's aware of his body, he knows exactly when to apply pressure and when to ease off. Red is probably the safest and most fun skeleton to play fight with; he has an extremely gentle nature underneath all that swagger and he loves letting it out.
He enjoys casual displays of his strength. He'll let you think you're winning, then flip you onto your back, or pick you up and toss you over his shoulder, easily disarming you. Though like Sans, he's also not adverse to "losing" and having his very hot human love interest all over him. He'll happily ruin the moment with sexual remarks too.
Skull: He loves play fighting.
... Well... he likes when you TRY to play fight. He appreciates the effort, he likes any consensual contact and anything that shows you're not scared of him. He won't be doing all that much fighting, he's far too big, as soon as he even gently play fights he immediately wins. But he'll act the part, faux collapsing when you've defeated him, even if it's as convincing as a bear pretending to be defeated by a small cat.
You'll win every time. You've gotta understand, though, that play fighting with Skull is playing with fire. He'll get swept up in how cute you look when you have that victorious glimmer in your eyes, and his cute aggression will rapidly rise. You'll end up crushed by cuddles sooner or later.
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ink--theory · 27 days
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coming back home after going through unimaginable hell the squeakuel
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