#good advice kiba

[tired-biscuit]

Innocent reader knows nothing about sex but wants to please her current boyfriend?? WHO better to ask for advice than her step brother kiba? He could surely show her the ropes- show her how she should be getting fucked. How he could be fucking her instead. Maybe he would fuck her so good she would leave that good for nothing boyfriend of hers.

18+ fem!reader // cw: stepcest, virginity loss, infidelity.

he smiles when you linger by his door one afternoon, finally having the balls to ask him for his help.

the room is hot. it's one of those unbearable days in the year when the air itself weighs heavy on your shoulders and the concrete outside looks like it'd melt the soles of your shoes right off if you ever decided to take a single step out the front door. blinding sunlight seeps between the parted curtains, which open up way for an occasional breeze to come swooping in from time to time. it paints the walls a mellow orange.

the little gust of wind - which you'd call mundane, at best - fails to cool down your heated skin, and it doesn't strike you as shocking, really. nearly saturated with sweat; your cutesy top has long since become flushed to your spine, uncomfortably clinging to your skin despite being cropped. it's so hot out that even the little hairs on the nape of your neck have turned damp. a cold rinse doesn't sound like such a bad idea to be quite honest.

however, the heat is not the only reason as to why you're sweating in such great amounts. your core temperature also rises because the expression that now rests on your stepbrother's face seems to be one of pure amusement. he even tilts his head to one side like a puppy would as he turns away from his computer screen to look at you. no wait, scratch that; he doesn't just look at you.

he leers. practically eyes you up from the top of your head to the tips of your toes like a proper bastard as he leans back and swivels in his gaming chair. the dark look in his eyes and the hazy tension to accompany it make your nipples harden. from the way he's staring so openly at your chest, you don't doubt that he's noticed them turning apparent underneath your shirt. there's no bra to shield them.

"you want me to do what?" he asks at some point, looking you in the eyes finally.

the question - no, the tone - he now voices makes you start sweating even more profoundly. there's a small smirk tugging at the corners of his lips as he notices the way your hand twitches with desire to reach up and wipe away the thick film of salt that's now sitting on your forehead. they're rosy and plump - his lips. never chapped, except during an especially cold winter, because he always keeps a water bottle nearby that's bigger than your goddamn head just so he can consistently hydrate during his workouts over the course of this hellish summer.

being a gym rat has its quirks, you suppose. the appealing muscles, broad shoulders and jaw-dropping strength don't sound too bad, now that you think about it.

brushing away the thought, you watch with narrowed eyes as he takes his headphones off and leans over his desk to pick up said water bottle, now. trying not to pay any mind to the warmth that increases somewhere in the pit of your stomach whilst you watch him drink the cool liquid, you know damn well that the way his throat moves every single time he swallows shouldn't make you so intrigued. that when he bites through an ice cube, the sound and sight of it shouldn't make you visibly shiver.

but you just can't help yourself.

you're finally ready, after all; ready to indulge in the dirty thoughts that have been plaguing your mind for a long while, and to lose your virginity in the process, too. ready to impress your boyfriend with some skills he definitely wouldn't expect you to have, but would otherwise enjoy experiencing them nonetheless.

and speaking of your boyfriend: what's important is that he's the reason as to why you're here in the first place, not kiba, your mean stepsibling. that he's the reason why you're willing to learn how to acquire those nasty skills with the help from another man, who just happens to be your stepbrother. in your defense, it's not like you've planned it! your one year anniversary is right around the corner and this is just way more convenient than trying to land a hookup that might end in disaster.

so as you stand there, looking at those big brown eyes that nearly gleam with twisted delight, you swear to yourself that wooing your boyfriend is the only reason why you're offering yourself to your big brother now.

and yet, all you say is, "ugh, never mind."

however, when you turn to run away just like you always do with your problems, there's an immediate, steady pressure wrapping around your wrist. you have no idea how he's managed to reach you so fast, but before you've even fully succeeded in stepping away from the doorway, he's right there, standing beside you.

his grip is cautious, albeit firm when he spins you around so that he can look at your face again. avoiding eye contact by keeping your chin tucked low, you internally scold yourself for always forgetting how swift he can be when he wants to be. there's something eerily cat-like about him, even if he reminds you of a dog when it comes to his godawful personality.

and that dog in him really shines through when he roughly pats your cheek and chuckles. by the time you try to push his hand away, it turns into quiet, most definitely provocative laughter. what a douchebag.

"easy there, squirt," he says mid-laugh, letting go of your wrist just so he can close the door shut behind you. it's just the two of you, you're home alone for who knows how long, but the action still makes you feel slightly wary. especially as he leans down to your eye level to add, "where are ya runnin' off to all of a sudden, hmm?"

glowering up at him at the stupid nickname he simply refuses to stop using for you just because you're a couple of years younger than him, you chide, "forget it... it was just a stupid idea, moron."

"yeah, it was," he mumbles, nodding vehemently just to spur you on. "but, i never said i wouldn't do it."

that surprises you. "wh-... what?"

he smiles again at the obvious shock you exhibit, and only when you spot the dimple appearing in his right cheek, do you notice how close he actually is to you. there's no actual proximity; you can smell his inviting scent, can see the ring of amber in his irises. his tan skin looks like it's glowing in the golden hour, and the fact that he's shirtless, only wearing black gym shorts that hang dangerously low around his waist, does not help you at all when it comes to ripping your gaze away from him.

the small amount of freckles that are dusted all over his sun-kissed shoulders and the bridge of his nose only make him seem even cuter than he already is, despite the fact that his vocabulary is absolutely foul as he says, "well, since you're offering... lemme get your little virgin cunt ready for your stupid boyfriend, then."

time either seems to come to a full stop or starts moving insanely fast after that, because one second you're standing at your big brother's door, glaring up at him in evident disapproval, and the other you're laying on his bed; squirming on top of the mattress he keeps pressing you into with his immense weight.

he sighs as he flicks up the hem of your shirt to the collar so that he can see your tits. you're not entirely sure if it's an appreciative one, but his eyes do light up at the sight and his cheeks are ever so slightly pink as he says, "did he eat you out already?"

you can barely function from being exposed so easily. he really has no sense of privacy, does he? "y-yeah, once."

he brushes his thumb over your nipple as he cups the fat of your breast with one hand. it's hard to keep yourself from arching your back until it's shaped like one of those old-timey bridges. "was it any good?"

"i mean, it was okay." a small pause forms as you think and sink your teeth into your bottom lip. "i didn't know where to put my hands, though, and that made me spiral a bit... i guess i kept overthinking the entire thing."

it's true what you tell him when he dips down to peck your jawline; you really were overthinking it whilst your boyfriend tried to give you head. however, as he kisses his way down your stomach, unceremoniously ridding you of your shorts and panties along the way, it's different.

because five minutes later, you have no time to form a thought, much less overthink it. the way he knows how to overstimulate you with his mouth is indescribable. moans keep bubbling up your throat as he licks you; loud slurping noises - lewd-sounding enough to make a feverish blush sear your face and make you cum all the harder - emit as he fucks your virgin hole with his tongue and fingers.

he's got you splayed wide open for him with the help of his hand on your thigh even if you're not used to being so exposed and vulnerable. it's insane to look down; to see the tip of your brother's nose smushed against your clit in broad daylight, to see his eyelids turning heavy with lust from how pussy drunk he's getting on his little sister's cunt. his chestnut hair is all mussed up from how many times he's made you run your hands through it. it makes him look all the more appealing, because the messy look has always suited him better than neat button ups and fancy shoes.

holding fistfuls of it and tugging at the roots whenever he hits a rather sensitive spot within you, you suppose he's taught you where to put your hands at least. perhaps this entire thing really will help you get ready for your anniversary with your boyfriend, who you're so happily cheating on right now. perhaps.

but truth be told, you're not thinking about your anniversary or your boyfriend at all when your brother finally gets to sink into you for the first time. when he makes you wrap your legs around his waist and pushes in deep - right past that pesky barrier that only he will be able to call his from now on.

and goddammit, breaking that barrier hurts; it hurts like a motherfucker. multiple tears slide down your cheeks when you blink, but he doesn't wipe them away. just watches.

it takes a bit of effort for him to push the entirety of his cock into you. you're nervous and overwhelmed and stuffed full with him, with anyone, for the first time, so it's normal. it feels like he's reaching all the way up to your throat, and with the way your eyes widen and your mouth pops open in response to the fullness, you're reminding him of a deer caught in the headlights of a speeding car.

there are even more tears brimming your waterline, now. you whimper when they cling to your eyelashes. "it hurts."

"i know," he grits out, panting. yours is the tightest pussy he's ever had the pleasure of experiencing and the way it clamps down around his fat cock, despite the ache you're enduring at the moment, feels like a dream. it makes him sneer with arrogance as he mutters, "but look at it this way... if you're able to take me, then i'm positive you'll have no trouble taking that dunce of yours."

"you think your dick is bigger than his?" you try to quip, though it doesn't come across as sassy as you want it to when you're in-between whines and your eyes insist on rolling into the back of your head. stupid, stupid, stupid.

"i dunno, you tell me," he replies, his grin complacent. "you're the one who gave handjobs to both... wanna play slutty critic?"

"well- ah, fuck," a small, mewlish moan slips out when he strokes your walls for the first time. you're not sure if it's from the pain, pleasure, or a mixture of both, but the throbbing hardness that touches your sensitivity inside makes your legs shake. the squishy, soft part within you is so tender. "i-it isn't."

he snorts at your sad little jab, the sound so derisive that it makes your heart tighten, not just your cunt.

"yeah? you're sure 'bout that, sis?" he draws his hips back and adds a little more fervour to his thrust this time, watching as your entire body stutters with the action.

he nearly makes you glitch out of this reality with it and the wanton cry you let out in response is so loud that it would surely wake up the entire house. thank goodness you're home alone.

his grin grows absolutely vicious as he looks down at the place where you connect. your cunt is so soft and warm, it sucks him right in. and as if the moan alone wasn't proof enough, he even gets to feel your toes curl and your heels dig into his lower back when he spreads your pussy lips apart with his fingers and spits right onto your clit.

he leans in to whisper into your ear whilst he messily smears his saliva into the sensitive button of nerves, "'cause i can't help but keep wondering; could your little boyfriend make you sound like i just did, mm?"

could he?

#kiba x reader #kiba smut #naruto smut #biscuit drabbles #cw stepcest #cw virginity loss #cw infidelity

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Unpopular Opinions

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Percy Jackson:

. Annabeth only got close to Percy at the beginning because she was expecting him to be the chosen one. She wanted to go on a mission to prover herself to her mother. If Percy wasn't the "big hero" or didn't have any special powers, maybe it would take a long time for her to really fall for him.

. Clarisse and Percy had chemistry in all their scenes. If they didn't have partners when they were matured, they wouldn't be a bad ship. Both could learn with their mistakes and balance each other.

. The ship Solangelo only happened because Nico was rejected by Percy since he is not officially gay or something like that and he was in love with Annabeth. Different from Percy, Nico got the better option in the end that was Will. People comment that Will can be a little controlling sometimes, but if it is for Nico's health, I don't see a problem. Will can be a good influence for the dark and introvert boy.

. Rachel could be a better girlfriend for Percy than Annabeth. She was always a nice person and would let Percy talk about his problems and try to give him some good advices instead of laughing of everything he says or does. She wouldn't make fun of him to other people, but would only compliment Percy to his friends. If they had any problem or something, she would try to talk with him alone. She wouldn't want him to risk anything for her. She just would want to help him to become a better person and do what is right, even if she would be scared for his life. She could balance his life too. Whenever the demigod life takes too much from Percy, she would be there for him.

Naruto:

. Naruto is more weak without Kurama. His strongest powers always had some help from the demon inside of him, be it his strength, his body resistance or many other things.

. Naruto can be worst than Goku because he is more mature and knew he had a thing for Sakura. He cared about Hinata, but never noticed her. The only reason Naruhina happened was because of Sakura's help and Hinata's memories. He only "suffered" for some days, Hinata suffered for years...since she was a child. Even after Hinata confessed to him, he confirmed to his father that Sakura was his girlfriend.

. Hinata and Sasuke could be a good couple or good friends if they had any development at all. They almost never talked to each other, but their lifes were kinda similar in some aspects. They would be able to understand the other better. The "two moons" could balance each other. Hinata with her kindness and Sasuke, with his fierceness and dark side.

. Sakura with Naruto and Sasuke are better as friends. Even though Sakura made some mistakes in the past, she matured. But Sasuke tried to kill her and I don't think they balance each other, neither she with Naruto...

. Hinata should have ended up with Kiba. He really was the one who was always there for her and noticed everything about Hinata...her emotions and her actions. He really cared about Hinata. He always tried to stay close to the girl. He liked Hinata only for who she was. He may even know everything about her, more things than Naruto. He didn't read her memories about her good actions, different from Naruto who got with Hinata because she was kind and did many things for him. If Naruhina happened without the memories, it would take a long time for them to be together. The only thing Naruto is really good...is being a great friend. Only that! The rest...is the rest. I feel bad for Hinata...from all his family members, the person Naruto puts less efforts is Hinata, but I think Sakura got the worst...

. Hinata is too soft for her own good. She continues running after a man for years even though he didn't love her. He could be dating her and thinking about Sakura that she still would be okay with him. It is so easy to take advantage of her.

. Team 7 can be very powerful, but it is the most toxic one. The members are always fighting or trying to kill each other. The least toxic is the one from Boruto.

. I consider team 8 as the least toxic or more healthy one. They respect and take care of each other. They are pretty cute. Obvious Hinata is from the team. At least she got the better one. She didn't lose anything by not staying with Naruto. She literally had everything better. Naruto doesn't deserve her anyway...

Dragon Ball:

. Goku can be better than Vegeta in many things, except as a husband. Any time he can, he is always with his friends or fighting. He doesn't know that much about love. The goku from Dragon Ball Z was a little more matured, now...he got too much dense...again. At least Vegeta demonstrates loyalty towards his wife. But I can't really blame Goku 100% since he hit his head as a baby.

High School Musical:

. A matured Sharpay and a matured Troy could work out in the future. I don't think Troy and Gabriella's relationship lasts that long. I really think that Troy is one of the few people who isn't really afraid to disagree with Sharpay. Both have history since childhood and made some mistakes in the past, but they can overcome them and try to be better people.

Descendants:

. Ben and Evie would be a better couple than Mal and Ben. Both had more chemistry and they would have the healthiest relationship in the entire saga.

. Mal was the real villain. She ended up fulfilling her mother's wishes. They would be for " good" this time, but she kinda was pressioned too by her friends. Mal was selfish and arrogant. She only thought about her wishes and desires. She never really wanted to be a better person. As long as she had dominance over something, it was good for her. Some people commented that she used to bully Uma and her friends as a kid and never apologized for her mistakes. She shows more remorse than regrets. She manipulated and lied and did many other bad things too. She is not that different from her mother, her dark side is just more hidden.

Harry Potter:

. Many villains may have come from the Slytherin and many heroes from Gryffindor, "the heroes" are no better than the "villains". They like to mess with the Slytherin house and don't care who they hurt. For them, everyone in Slytherin is bad and should be exiled from earth to make the world a better place. They have so much prejudice against the Slytherin that makes me mad. Nobody was born a villain, people get turned into one. Their horrible past contribute for that, especially traumas, bullyings and other things. The characters from Gryffyindor suck. They think they are better than anyone else...they even can be worst than Slytherin house.

#percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo series #heroes of olympus #percy jackson heroes of olympus #naruto #dragon ball #harry potter

[azurelyy]

For the 100 supporters event: Smut prompt 14, Rock Lee with female reader <3

Hi, Nightingale! Thanks so much for the request. I have never written for Lee before, so I hope I did him justice for you! 🥺

Prompt 14: "I need to taste you."

Warnings: NSFW, Virgin!Lee, Virgin!Reader, oral (f! receiving)

Word Count: 1.3k

For someone who had trained nonstop, who had spent months researching best practices and asking for advice from anyone he trusted enough in the village to discuss such lewd acts - including Kiba, which he instantly regretted; he knew he would have the most experience, next to Gai-Sensei, but his advice was… cross -  he felt ashamed at how unprepared he was now that you were beneath him, legs spread wide, face flushed and needy; truly a divine Goddess that Lee could not believe was willing to bless him with such a glorious sight. The warm glow of the candles illuminated your gorgeous face eloquently, flicking across every curved feature, highlighting each delectable freckle and love-bite that Lee had planted across your body throughout the evening. 

“I am so sorry, sugarplum,” Lee whispered as he kissed your belly, his hot mouth seething against your skin. “I did not mean to hurt you. I will try and control myself more.”

“You didn’t hurt me, Lee,” you cooed, tensing your legs as his tongue trailed down to the dip of your hip. “I-It feels good. You feel good.”

He kissed his way to your thigh, grazing his teeth along your skin for fear of biting too harshly once again. You tasted heavenly as he kneaded at your other hip with his free hand and he sucked the skin of your inner-thigh into his mouth, pressure bubbling within your stomach, yearning for a release.

“P-Please, Lee,” you begged, your legs trembling. Lee had no idea what you needed from him and it frustrated him to no end. You had pleaded with him several times, each one increasingly more pained and desperate than the last, but he was simply confused. He had worked at this for so long, had read books and watched movies, asked his Sensei and his closest friends, but he was frozen with indecision. He wanted you so badly and yet he was scared to hurt you. It took everything in him not to disrobe you like a sinner and ravish your body until you were both cursed to the Second Ring of Hell for eternity.

“I-” Lee’s voice was hoarse as he placed his finger along your soaking slit, sliding it along the entrance wantonly. You felt so good. Lee’s cock twitched as he gawked at your pretty pussy, slick juices seeping between your walls and dripping to his white sheets. He reflected upon Kiba’s words of advice - “Tell her you need to taste her. Girls love that.” - and he finally understood what it meant, as he slowly ghosted his hot mouth over your entrance, breathing in your scent as a freezing sensation rippled down his spine. He was intoxicated by you; he was obsessed; he was ruined. “I need to taste you.”

You writhed under him, pushing your hips upwards towards his face, your scent driving him completely out of his mind with lust. His hands were shaking as he gripped onto your thighs, his nails raking against your sensitive skin as you squished your thighs against his face and rested them onto his shoulders. Every part of his body felt like it was burning up as he took in a raspy breath and froze in fear, hovering over your needy pussy like a phantom.

Your delicate hands gripped onto the top of his head, desperately pushing him downwards, and Lee snapped as he allowed instinct to overtake him. He pushed his tongue between your swollen lips, enjoying the way they squished over his wet muscle like a welcoming embrace. Your grip in his hair tightened, a powerful tug encouraging him to keep going, adjusting him up slightly. He followed your lead and licked his way to your clit, circling around the nub gently with the tip of his tongue.

“Fuck.” You breathed, your legs spasming around his cheeks. Lee was a natural, working around your clit vivaciously, matching the steady rhythm of your thrusts. He was gentle and harsh all at once, causing each of your nerves to ignite as he sucked your clit into his mouth. He tried to pull back to check on you but your grip in his hair was too strong - he made a mental note to praise you about that later - as he dove deeper into you, lapping the flat of his tongue over your sensitive nub a bit more aggressively, enjoying the sweet honey that coated him as your nails scrapped against his scalp and you whimpered wearily. 

You struggled beneath him as he drank in every drop of your essence like you were trying to run away, but Lee was starting to realize that you were chasing an invisible force that only he could help you catch and he increased his pace maddingly as he groaned into your core. This was a fight he knew he was going to win. You were the greatest and most fearsome opponent he had encountered as you bucked your hips up, tugging aggressively at his hair, begging him for more.

“Lee,” your voice was harsh and low, a new sound that he very much wanted to hear again and again and again. “I-I’m close.”

He was barely holding himself together as your fingers tangled through his midnight hair, your body rippling beneath him, your thighs trembling around his face. He moved his hand to your cute stomach to pin you down, forcing you to face him head on, as you chanted the sweetest melody he had ever heard and spilled yourself all over his tongue. “Coming-coming-coming.”

Hot liquid leaked into his mouth as he continued drinking you in, moving all around your slit to ensure he didn’t miss a single drop. You continued praising him gently, telling him how good he felt, how amazing he was, and he felt his heart fill up with love, spilling over into his soul as he looked up at your adorably flushed face. Sweat dripped down your forehead as your eyes locked onto his, small stars twinkling deep within the dark of his eyes, his chin glistening with your arousal, as his cheeks burned light pink and he crawled up your body, kissing your cheek gently.

“You look so beautiful right now.” He whispered, trailing his mouth to the side of your lips. He said your name softly, his voice so quiet even against your cheek that you nearly missed it. “I love you so much.”

“I love you too, Lee,” you murmured, rolling your mouth over his and tasting yourself on his tongue as yours danced between his lips. “So much.”

You wrapped your legs around his waist as he kissed you endearingly and positioned himself over your entrance, his tip lightly brushing over your lips teasingly. You were so desperate for him - he had made your first time so special, had taken everything into consideration; you couldn’t have imagined a better man to love you through losing your virginity - you trailed your hand between your bodies, rolling it down his battle-scarred and muscular chest to his hand that gripped onto his girth and helped him push his head into you, your walls stretching harshly as your slick sucked him in with ease.

The room enveloped with warmth as Lee loved you fully, his lips staying locked to yours as he took his time with you, stopping when your moans became tinged with even the faintest signs of struggle, helping to pull together the pieces of you that fell apart. Your body twisted overtop of the white bed sheets, and he noticed with bemusement how the rose petals he had strewn about the bed had tangled into your lovely locks.

He gathered you closer, filling himself with the smell and feel and essence of you, answering every cry and moan with ever more powerful thrusts as you both gained a newfound confidence, touching just to touch. The moon was as full as your hearts as the two of you climbed together, higher and higher, shattering in the night sky in an explosion of stars; tangling limbs falling limply to the bed, Lee’s forehead resting into the crook of your neck. He was bliss, and he was yours; with him, you were complete.

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HE’S SO FLUFFY, I’M GONNA DIE!

➳ request: can i please ask for akira, soma, ryo, takumi and eishi with a male s/o who dresses in really cute and "feminine" clothes and likes cute things (plushies, cozy videogames, pastel colors etc.)? thx in advance ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

➳ character/s: yukihira soma, hayama akira, kurokiba ryo, aldini takumi, tsukasa eishi

➳ warnings: swearing

➳ notes: that’s really cute ;v; femboys ftw

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 / 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭  / 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 / 𝐰𝐢𝐩 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

── 𝐘𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐀 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐀.  

he’s pretty stupid, he probably didn’t even notice for ages

i think he acknowledged your clothes for all but 2 seconds

before needing to know what you cook like

he talks to your plushies ALL THE TIME

he’ll bring one along with him when he thinks it’s being neglected

it’s not, it’s just his favourite plushie

and he’s like

“sir snuggles. be honest. does this look good or nah?”

proceeds to show sir snuggles his next dish

waits a moment and then goes

“yeah, i thought so.”

and continues cooking

he bought animal crossing, stardew valley and shit all for you baby

he wanted to spend more time with you in any way at all

and he will 100% take playing cozy games and maybe trampling your flowers as a date

── 𝐇𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐌𝐀 𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐑𝐀.

at first pretty weirded out by it because it’s way foreign to him

but he got used to it after a while

he’s not gonna shit on you for it, no way

but he’ll just look curiously from afar

a respectful stare

you have left a very significant imprint on him

he will never see pastel colours without thinking of you

and he’s like

“that’s horrible, why would someone buy that?”

and then buys it for you

because who knows when you need this pack of 40 pastel sticky notes

but you might need them eventually

if you have longer hair

hayama can do it for you???

he’s willing to learn new hairstyles to make it easier for you

── 𝐊𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐁𝐀 𝐑𝐘𝐎.

he hates you at first because you’re RUINING his intimidating aura

grumpy x sunshine dynamic for sure

he has a soft spot for you and he won’t admit it but you can tell

tsundere no. 1

will gift you new plushies but act like he hates that you have them

what a loser.

he already names these plushies before giving them to you

one of them is literally called kiba

i wonder where he got that name from-

and it’s a plushie of a doberman because he is your scary dog privileges

he’d fight bullies for you any day

he’d bash someone for tryna pick on you for wearing clothes you wanna wear

and he secretly went through your closet to check your sizes

alice drags him clothes shopping and like

he might as well buy you something as well I GUESS

──  𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐈 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐌𝐈.

also a bit taken aback by your different attire 

out of everyone, he’s probably the most willing to join you-

he’s probably the most doting as well

talks to you in baby voice and squishes your cheeks

isami hates y’all

you guys are disgustingly cute

takumi moves your plushies and pretends to be a ventriloquist

pretends the plushie is giving you advice

this especially happens if you’re upset

and you got him addicted to your cozy video games

he’s been playing stardew valley with you for HOURS

you have a farm together called ‘fettuccine farm’

once, takumi wanted to try your clothes

and uhhh he found that skirts weren’t exactly his thing

but he can suck it up to have a tea party with you n your plushies

── 𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐀𝐒𝐀 𝐄𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈.  

he gives me conservative a little bit, so your clothes probably gave him a heart attack

but it’s mostly cause he doesn’t see that often enough

so the more you hang out, the easier it gets to look past it

he has more heart attacks though

of cuteness

he constantly looks at you without you knowing and just gets heart palpitations

you gave him a plushie to have when he feels lonely without you

and he keeps it on his desk in his fancy elite 10 office

hugs it when he’s feeling anxious

gives it kisses when you’re not around and you SHOULD BE

also he kinda likes to come along with you clothes shopping

because he wants to get to know you better and he feels bad for judging you at the start

unsurprisingly, the soft cozy games calm him down a lot

he chronically plays unpacking

and talks to the plushie you gave him while he organises-

#shokugeki no soma #food wars #yukihira soma #hayama akira #kurokiba ryo #aldini takumi #tsukasa eishi #shokugeki no soma x reader #food wars x reader #yukihira soma x reader #hayama akira x reader #kurokiba ryo x reader #aldini takumi x reader #tsukasa eishi x reader #shokugeki no soma imagines #food wars imagines #yukihira soma imagines #hayama akira imagines #kurokiba ryo imagines #aldini takumi imagines #tsukasa eishi imagines

[theshippingqueens-blog]

post dsod fic

As the weeks went by i continued to visit Atem and just hang around with him.As the time went by i found myself feeling different twords Atem a good kind of feeling that sent butterflies flying and my heart a flutter. I sighed as i walked into Kiba's offce slumping down into a chair theses feelings were really taking a toll on me. "Whats wrong with you?" Kiba asked looking up from his screen. "mmmph" i said not wanting to respond."Yuugi what's going on?" He asked again. "Atem and I have done a lot of stuff together over like the past month and i'm starting to feel different toward him." I muttered slumping further down into the chair. "And thats so bad how?" He asked crossing his arms over his chest."He's my fried kiba if i'm starting to feel non platonically towards him that'll mess everything up and that's how i've been feeling and a lot of the stuff he says or does effects that as well and it makes it better in a bad way." I said a blush treating to creep onto my face."Look Yuugi i don't really care about any love interests or anything but i can give you advice. Let yourself fall in love and if you know how you feel then tell him don't hide your feelings it'll make things harder for you.So if you go to see him today tell him how you feel." Kiba said giving me a tiny smile.Wow i had no idea kiba would ever say something like that for me. "Thank you For your help Kiba-kun your such a good help." I said smiling. "Don't mention it." He said giving me a small smile as i left his office. ~With Atem~ As i walked into the royal garden i saw Atem sitting there a small flower in his hands. I smiled and joined him. "Oh hello Aibou." He said smiling "Hey." I said giving him a friendly smile.He stuck the flower behind my ear then he cupped my cheek. "You look so adorable." He muttered kissing my cheek making my whole face turn scarlet. "T-thank Y-you." i said smiling making him chuckle. "Oh Aibou your so cute when you blush." EEEK this makes it even harder to say something! I took a deep breath trying to calm my blushing face as quickly as possible. "Hey Atem why do you kiss me everytime i come around or leave?" I started. I don't want to go full blown into my feelings right away i slowly wanted to work up to that. His whole face seemed to loses color. A small dust of pink could be seen on his face. "I-Its a tradtion here in Eygpt its like say hello or goodbye to someone." He said a little shaky. "Is everything alright?" I asked concerned. A shacky sigh escaped his lips. "No… Look Aibou i care for you and respect you so much but thats not all i've noticed things i shouldn't be feeling towards you and its hard to say things that may offend you. Yuugi your my best friend my Aibou but i don't wanna harm out long friendship." What happened to the strong fearless pharoh I know and love? I saw a small tear leave his eye. "When I left I didn't realize what i was leaving behind. When i saw you after the battle with Diva i couldn't have been any happier. You were standing on your own two feet without me and that was truly incredible.Yet I still couldn't bear the fact I wasn't there with you. To be able to love you like you were the only living being in the whole wide world." He said tears flowing down his cheek. I felt like crying as well. I pulled him into a hug "Atem that is the most beautiful and cheesy thing someone ever said to me but you know what? I loved it because I love you too." I said smiling "Really?" He asked looking into my eyes. "really." He kissed my cheek. "I love you Aibou." "And I love you Atem." And we lived happily Ever After ~The End~

this was soo cool to write its only a bit sorry

have an amazing day!

#pharaoh atem #yugi mutou #puzzleshipping #post dark side of demtions #yugioh duel monsters #yugioh

[kamyru]

Voltage Inc characters and what makes their hearts beat faster (Headcanons)

Jin Namba: When MC presses her entire body on him while they lay on the bed. It makes Jin want to hug her as tight as possible and melt in this position.

Hideki Ishigami: When MC rambles at him. Hideki has never been someone's confidant. So, knowing that MC is comfortable enough in his presence not to care what she is talking about makes him blush.

Hyogo Kaga: When MC smiles. That's it. It's enough to conquer Kaga's heart with a genuine smile that shows MC's affection for him and happiness.

Shusuke Soma: When MC tries to scare him by appearing out of nowhere. It has never worked, but seeing her so motivated and happy to do it makes Soma want to get better and better at noticing her so that she can do it forever.

Takaomi Tsugaru: When MC changes clothes in his presence. It has nothing to do with sex. But the intimacy and comfort it shows give Tsugaru more reasons to live.

Seiji Goto: When MC sends him random photos of herself. Sometimes, they don't have enough time to spend together, and getting photos from her makes him feel closer.

Ayumu Shinonome: When MC answers questions about him without even noticing. They have spent so much time getting to know each other that it's only natural that she knows Ayumu so well. Yet, her attentiveness always surprises him in the best way.

Toru Kurosawa: When MC runs towards him to hug or jump in his arms. Seeing her so excited makes Toru even more excitable than he already is.

Yukihisa Maki: When MC listens to his ramblings about topics he is interested in. Even Shun sometimes gets bored of Yuki's mushrooms, so when MC listens, remembers, and asks questions about his inner child is the happiest.

Shunichiro Tachibana: When MC plays with her engagement ring. He wants to be a safe place for her and seeing that she thinks of him like that is simply happiness.

Jun Araki: When MC waits for him at the office so they can go home together. Jun always tells her to go home and rest, but it doesn't always work, and truth be said, it makes Jun happier than he is ready to admit. He has never thought that having someone to wait for you feels so good.

Toshiaki Kijima: When MC tries her best to be silent and not bother him while he sleeps. She wants to stop him from overworking himself, and he is ready to do it to spend more moments like this with her.

Toma Kiriya: When MC asks him for help at work. He knows she is good at her job and can figure most things alone, but he also appreciates that she trusts him enough to show him her less-than-perfect sides.

Natsume Asaoka: When MC lets herself look like a slob in front of him. Natsume thinks MC is the most beautiful when she sleeps with her mouth open, doesn't brush her hair, or wears old house clothes.

Ukyo Senkawa: When MC claps her hands in the happiness of winning a game against him but stops for a second to check that he is alright. She can't hide her empathy and love for him even in the moments that are about her, and she knows that he has to protect her at all costs.

Kunihiro Kasai: When MC asks him to check her messages or notifications while she is busy with something else. Growing up in a family where infidelity was normal gave Kunihiro some trust issues. But knowing that MC is comfortable enough with him to let him enter her private space reassures him.

Daimon Togo: When MC tells him about things that have happened while he was away. He has never been too interested in gossip, but it is simply too cute to know that MC thinks that he wants to be up-to-date with some details.

Kuranosuke Kiba: When MC accidentally does something domestic at work, like calling him by his first name or brushing her fingers in his hair. It makes him question the possibility of keeping his personal and professional lives apart.

Eiji Takao: When MC looks at how he cooks. She doesn't give him any advice or comments on anything, but from time to time, she hugs him from behind. So, Eiji is ready to take on cooking duties for the rest of his life if it means seeing her like this forever.

Shu Hasunuma: When MC is so excited to tell him something and tries to combine it with what else she is doing. Like when she thinks of a joke so funny that she is trying to say it while still brushing her teeth. Shu has never felt more loved and cared about than in that moments.

Sui Claude Saigu: When MC looks directly into his eyes, waiting for explanations of his behavior. She is not pressing him. She just tries to understand him better and show that she cares. And it makes Claude appreciate her even more.

Mikoto Amamitsu: When MC sends or reads him quotes from books she likes. Reading is a hobby they share, and seeing such a personal part of her makes him feel even closer.

Ryoga Buto: When MC works out with him. They are on different levels, and both know it. However, trying as hard as possible together makes it easier and more enjoyable.

Ikki Tatsumi: When MC stays in the same room with him while they both work on their things. Knowing that she appreciates his presence near him makes him more loved and cared about than he has ever felt before.

Toshiki Kasumi: When MC thanks him for his hard work. Being called "The Angel of Death" for so long, Kasumi has forgotten how it feels to be appreciated. And when MC does it, he is always on the verge of crying for happiness.

Munechika Takado: When MC intertwines her fingers with his. She is so tiny, and he wants to protect him from everything this cruel world can come up with.

Sentaro Kyogoku: When MC finds a new medical textbook and brings it home to study with Sentaro. Her excited voice and pleading eyes will never not make his heart flutter.

Taro Akuchi: When MC puts his palms on her face to make him "see" how she looks. Taro knows every millimeter of her features. Yet he can't get enough of it.

Suzumu Mado: When MC asks him to open the jars for her. Suzumu isn't very confident in his body and strength, and knowing that MC sees him as someone stronger motivates him.

#her love in the force #irresistible mistakes #oops i said yes #plust loving u so true #plust #professional boyfriend #romance md: always on call #romance md #tokyo love hustle #voltage inc

[whitelilynh]

NejiHina week 2022 Day one: Choose me.

Proposal.

Prompts used: Choose me.

Several months had been gone since the day Hiashi-sama finally agreed to allow him to propose to Hinata, nine to be exact. The Hyuga patriarch, who was initially reluctant somehow, now seemed upset at the delay.

Even the council of elders would every now and then ask him when was he going to finally propose. Even Tokuma and Ko had made their annoying bet on how much longer it would take him to gather the courage.

What was more upsetting, even the people of Konoha was gossiping about when and if the Hyuga pair was tying the knot. Last month the wedding of Lee and Tenten was celebrated, and the next month Sai and Ino’s wedding was to be held, making him and Hinata the only ones on their age group (besides bachelor Shino) that remained unmarried.

But as much as he tried to think of the perfect way to ask her, he could not come up with a good idea.

He was so stressed at this point he accepted Lee’s invitation to go for some drinks. Well, Lee had invited him, but he knew quite well his teammate was not drinking (unless they were ready to stop the fuss) yet the other guys would be making the heavy duty. Desperate, he took the chance that was offered; it was so improper of him to ask for advice, but at this point he would do whatever it takes.

Naively, Neji thought that having the other guys distracted by their drunk chat would give him the perfect opportunity to ask to sober Lee about the matter, but of course even a genius forgets sometimes, and he forgot who he was going to ask for advice.

-So… how did you ask Tenten to marry you? –The hyuga tried to seem uninterested as he even added a mumbled “not that I’m curious or something like that”.

-Hmm? –Lee tilted his head backwards as if remembering –Did I asked her, or did she ask me? How could I say it…

-Didn’t you propose? –Neji was irritated. It was beyond his comprehension that a man would not have the delicacy to propose to his intended wife.

-Well, well, Neji, is Tenten we’re talking about! –Lee held his hands open to the front in a defensive gesture –You know how she gets, is not like I had much of a choice…. -Embarrassed, Lee scratched his head showing an apologetic smile –Oh! Are you going to propose to Hinata-san?! –Lee’s eyes sparkled.

-Wha-what are you talking about? –Neji switched his face to the side, eyebrows furred and mouth pouting, to avoid the question. He clenched his fists, this was too embarrassing.

So drawn on his own embarrassment was the genius ninja, that he forgot this was Lee, and Lee had never characterized by being a low-key person. At his effusive question and facial expression, the other shinobis picked an interest on the topic.

-Woooah! Neji Hyuga is trying to propose! –Annoying as always, Kiba was ready to make a fuss out of it –You better do that right Hyuga! Hinata will be very disappointed if you don’t –He tried to sound menacing.

Neji’s eyebrow started tremble in irritation. As if he didn’t know Hinata deserved the best.

-Yes! –Lee agitated his fists on the air, overexcited –Let’s give our best to aid our friend in need! Let the bright flame of young love burn!

-Tssk, poor fool! –Shikamaru chuckled at Neji’s current situation.

-You are right into asking us, Neji-san, that is…because we are your friends –Shino added.

-Whoooa! Don’t suddenly appear like that, Shino! –Naruto scolded him, but in truth it was him the one that had forgotten the Aburame was next to him.

-The best way to get to a woman’s heart… is by the stomach! –Choji exclaimed as he was pilling food on his plate –You take her to a nice place to dine, have some chat over the appetizers, enjoy a delicious entrance, follow with a tasty main dish and when dessert comes… voila! The ring is in the middle of the cake! –He started munching his own food –She’ll be sweetly surprised!

Neji, who felt a bit nauseous at the way Choji gobbled up all that food, refused –Yeah… I don’t think so.

-Listen, Neji –Naruto hung his arm on Neji’s neck while he used his remaining arm to magnify the space in front of them –Go big or go home! You should project the big question with lights all over Konoha!

Lee’s eyes burned like flames with excitement as he joined the suggestion –Better yet, write it as a message on the sky!

-That is…scandalous –Neji took Naruto’s arm off of him –Something more private would do.

Disappointed, both hyper-energetic shinobis lowered their faces in defeat.

-Nothing better than your furry friend! –Kiba intervened –Akamaru could take an envelope with the question and the ring straight into Hinata’s hands, right Akamaru?!

-Wouldn’t it seem like the proposal comes from you then? –Questioningly, Shikamaru remarked.

-Is that genius? Then what would do you suggest? –Angered, Kiba challenged Shikamaru.

-Ugh! How troublesome –The aforementioned sighed –What if you record it on a video and give it to her?

-How…boring. –Everyone looked at Shikamaru in contempt at his lack of creativity.

-What about art, Neji-san? –Sai said, getting everyone’s attention –You could paint a masterpiece depicting your intentions, a house, a family and a pet… books say girls find that romantic… -Neji lifted an eyebrow… how was that this book-freak was going to marry Ino, while he wasn’t able to think of a good way to propose?  Maybe Ino proposed…

-If you want privacy… -Shino started, and Neji felt kind of hopeful. There was no doubt that Shino knew about being low-key… -The best way to do it is in the nature. When you are both in the forest, you can take advantage of the season and take her to watch the Anoplophora glabripennis… such interesting view might distract her, so she’ll be surprised when you propose!

Neji’s gaze showed his disgust. Now he knew why the Aburame remained as the only one single among them –I… don’t think Hinata would appreciate bug-watching…

Walking back home, Neji sighed in defeat. Not only everyone had found out about his intentions to propose, but it all had resulted futile. He was surrounded by such freaks, it was hard to imagine how they were all married or soon to be.

The next morning, when he walked in front of the Yamanaka shop on his way back from the Hokage’s office, Neji was intercepted by an enthusiastic blonde.

-Hey, Neji! –Ino waved her hand effusively at him –We were talking about you!

No, please. This couldn’t be happening to him.

-I’m sorry… I’m busy. –He tried to flee.

-So… won’t you hear the feminine opinion on the proposal matter? –Ino lured his curiosity intentionally –What a waste! –She shrugged.

-Well then –Unwillingly, Neji joined the girls gathered.

-To be honest, I was surprised you were openly asking for advice, Neji –Tenten casted a questioning gaze at him –Well, I guess even you can have your doubts.

-I wasn’t openly asking –Irritated, Neji tried to defend himself –It was Lee’s lack of discretion!

-Well, whatever. Fear not because we are now here to your aid! –Ino’s eyes were sparkling.

-Oh really? –Neji sarcastically remarked –What do you suggest?

-A trip, of course! Take Hinata to some beautiful thermal baths! –Ino held her pretty face with both her hands –Fill your room with lots of floral bouquets, lay some red rose petals on the ground leading to the bed where they will form a heart shape, have it lit by aromatic candles… -She looked at him intentionally –Just set the mood for after she accepts. Have the question written on the mirror, so she will jump in your arms! –The blonde jumped on her place, so confident on the geniality of her idea.

But Neji’s face flushed at her suggestion, and what was implicit on it. That was not going to happen! He would not disrespect Hinata!

-Isn’t that too much? –Sakura criticized Ino and Neji was glad by the help. Ino’s face dimed.

-Yep! The best way to do it is with music! Have a string quartet to play some romantic music for you two, then surprise her with a bouquet of flowers and some chocolates and pop the question! –Tenten closed her eyes while smiling sweetly, convinced she was such a romantic creature.

-Is that how you proposed to Lee? –Playfully, Neji asked her.

-Tssk! Look how you thank my help –She grumbled –That’s none of your business!

The remaining girls laughed at the former teammates subtle fight.

-Still, knowing Hinata, I think something simpler would suit her better. She’s a shy and romantic person –Sakura reflexed, catching Neji’s attention –I think you should take her to the place where you first met and propose there…

Neji raised an eyebrow –At the gates of the Hyuga main house in front of the clan? –Sarcastically, he remarked.

-Oh well, I forgot this weird clan of yours… Maybe the place where you first confessed to her? –Sakura modified her suggestion.

Neji tilted his head to the side, remembering. It would be complicated to recreate the scene, but actually, for once, this idea wasn’t as bad.

-Mmm –Ino looked at his focused face for a few seconds before getting inside the shop and out again, holding a single red tulip wrapped in cellophane –Here! –She smiled politely at him, handing him the flower.

-Uh?! –Neji took the offered flower but still was confused by it.

-Endless love and devotion, sincere love –She closed her eyes deepening the smile –You’ll know what to do!

***

Neji wandered nervously from side to side, walking down the hall over and over again while he awaited for Hinata.

It was the hall on the back of the dojo on the Hyuga main house, the same exact spot where many years ago his young self had vowed to little Hinata to protect her with his life when in need.

He smiled. To think that four year old Neji had it all figured already… it was bittersweet to remember all what they had been through from there up to this point, but he was certain of his decision and could only wish she was ready to accept him too.

It was dark and chilly, a full moon grazing the sky. Under its light, Hinata looked even more mesmerizing on her pale lavender yukata once she appeared. Neji had to remember himself how to breathe. He was about to scold her for wearing only a yukata on a November night out, but he was wearing the same, except his was on gray color.

Hinata smiled at him. –This place is…all those years ago, you made me blush as well –She remembered the scene –You know, Neji? This is embarrassing… That day I felt like a fairytale princess! You making an oath and all, it was so sweet! –She took her hand to her lips and giggled in a cute way.

-Is that so? –He shortened the distance between them and held her cheek on one hand –So that makes me your prince? –His voice was soft and low.

-Ajam! –She nodded –Who else would that be? –She blushed slightly.

He smiled.

-I hope you’re sure of what you said, Hinata-hime, because you won’t be able to get rid of me! –jokingly, he placed the free fist over his chest, imitating the way a knight would talk to his princess.

-Of course I am! I’d choose you forever! –She giggled again.

-Will you? –Neji looked at her, tenderness and indescribable love in his eyes –Will you really choose me forever?

Hinata’s lips parted but she could not find the words, her mind wandering far away as she was caught on the sweet way his eyes were focused on her.

Neji let go of her cheek and swiftly kneeled in front of her, taking the red tulip Ino had given him and an elegant white gold ring with a single, discrete raw-cut diamond in the middle, out of his yukata.

-If you allow me to be your knight, I promise I’ll not only give my life to save yours, but I will deliver it to you to do as you please. To make you happy every day for the rest of your life is going to be my most important mission, my princess. –He felt the embarrassment fill his body all the way up to his face, but he held her gaze –Please, Hinata. If you choose me forever, please, be my wife.

-Yes… always yes! -Hinata started crying tears of joy and the biggest, sweetest smile lit her face.

Neji smiled wholeheartedly as he raised on his feet and placed the ring on Hinata’s fine left hand, on her ring finger.

He would never say, but he shed tears of joy as well.

#nejihinaweek2022 #nejihina #neji x hinata #Hyugacest #neji hyuga #hinata hyuga

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Oh!! What about some more of the podcaster AU too???

A top tier AU Choice

So we’ve established that Kakashi’s probably one of thise podcaster’s who does a ‘book club’ where he talks about the latest books he read. He has a detailed list about everything in the book. Things he loved, things he hated, things that were good but didn’t really make sense in the context of the story.

It’s one of the most detailed podcast’s people can listen to about books, and he welcomes disagreement. He loves proving people wrong XD

But! I feel like Team Seven would try to have a podcast together where they talk about all sorts of things, and it is a disaster. Sakura wants to talk about cute boys and school. Naruto wants to talk about ramen and prop up Ichiraku. Sasuke’s sitting at the table glaring at the mic he has been given saying very minimul. Mostly he’s calling Naruto a loser once in a while and rolling his eyes whenever Sakura talks about this ‘super cool cutie’ in her class. They all know who she’s talking about

Ino has her own chanelle where she talks about flowers, but over time she branches out and talks about all sorts of medical mysteries/ideas. Shizune is a regular guest on her show to give medical advice/opinions and let Ino throw question after question at her.

Choji has a chanel where he grades all the places he visits to eat. No one is every surprised that the BBQ place he has been going to since he was 4 is always his top favorite no matter how good other places are.

Kiba talks about Dog’s which sometimes draws him into inviting his big sister hana or even Kakashi to talk on his podcast because Hana is a vet and Kakashi is an extream dog lover with eight dogs of his own (Kiba only learned this through listening to a podcast hinata forced him to listen to, and she made him listen to it because Kakashi mentioned his dog’s to compare to the dog in the story and proceded to go on a rant about how epic his dogs are)

#podcast au

[sixtymillionoverdueideas]

incorrect quotes: sequel to WB Parents: “Naruto, weren’t you supposed to say something?” “Oh shOOT-”

Sai: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Naruto, sticking out his tongue: Nope, absolutely not. Lee, finally having learned how to be sarcastic but still managing to sound sincere because when has Lee ever not sounded sincere?? : I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Sakura, wryly: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Sasuke: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Ino: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

[Before Naruto’s wedding to Hinata-] Naruto: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Lee, not understanding: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Sakura: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Kiba: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Shikamaru, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Sai: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Naruto: What if it bites me and it dies!? Kiba: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Naruto, learn to listen. Sakura: What if it bites itself and I die? Shikamaru: That’s voodoo. Shino: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Naruto: That’s correlation, not causation. Ino: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Sasuke: That’s kinky. Naruto: Oh my God.

Kiba: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Naruto: >:O language Lee: Yes watch your fucking language Shikamaru: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LEE THE FUCK WORD? Sasuke: 'The fuck word'. Ino: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Kiba: Oh my god you censored it Sasuke: Say fuck, Ino. Sakura: Do it, Ino. Say fuck.

Lee: Just be yourself. Tenten: 'Be myself'? Lee, I have one day to win Neji over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Sakura: Couple weeks. Shikamaru: Six months. Kiba: Jury’s still out. Tenten: See, Lee? Tenten: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Sai: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Naruto: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment!! Shikamaru: More or less, I guess... Lee: That sounds awesome!! Let’s do that!! Sasuke: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Sakura: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

Sai: We need to distract them. Naruto: Leave it to me. Naruto: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Lee, Sakura, Shino, Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji, and Sasuke: *Immediately begin arguing* Neji, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

#misc. #walking-by! content #//look! a rare /neji/ #//look! a rare /tenten/ #konoha 13 #n!/naruto #//wow sai your sass is on point today #//actually #//everyone's sass is on point today

[tired-biscuit]

Ugh poor Kiba. I can imagine him doing the most cringe stuff trying to impress a girl.... mainly because the girls in his friendgroup give him the most over the top advice. But he TRIES lol.

i think he’d be a smooth talker once he gets older and gains the experience, but inexperienced kiba definitely would do something like that.

ino and sakura, being the menaces that they are whenever they come along in a duo, would make him pull the most insane stuff just for shits and giggles and their personal entertainment. filling his head with piles upon piles of information he can’t possibly follow along with, much less understand, they try to shake up his look and the way he acts, speaks — even the way he stands.

and he tries to keep it in mind, he really does, even if all he wants to do instead, is keep being him and to flex a little about it like he normally does. and being the stubborn man that he is, he decides to follow the girls’ advice, but to also mix it up a little bit. so he tries to stand taller whenever you come near, silently boasting with his body language alone, but also tries to play off being nonchalant about it because ino had once told him that girls always fall for emotionally unavailable men and that he should try being like that instead if he ever plans to score you.

and as a result, he ends up looking low-key intimidating in your presence; towering over you whilst falling oddly quiet whenever he gets you alone with him. his eyes are dark, jaw clenched, shoulders stiff, and his lips are nothing but a firm line. there’s no fanged grin in sight, the dimples in his cheeks are nowhere to be seen. he has a tendency to be grumpy, sure, but never in an aloof, utterly cold way like this.

to be frank, it makes you uneasy. you’re so weirded out by the sudden switch that you start asking him questions and try your hand in smalltalk in feeble attempt to fill in the gaps of silence that in reality absolutely petrify the shit out of him and which he wants to fill, fill, fill with warm, friendly chatter because he’s good at it — goddammit, he’s good at talking.

and yet, all he ends up doing is grumbling short answers to whichever question you throw at him. he nods or shakes his head as if he doesn’t have a care in the world, even if his palms have gotten so fucking clammy that the sweat there makes him want to wipe them against his pants so bad. he unknowingly builds a wall between you brick by brick by trying to seem so mysterious like this.

and oh god, the entire thing would be even funnier if you were completely clueless about it. like, this man; this poor, lovesick man, who is so obviously head over heels for you in the eyes of others, is nearly lifting boulders off the ground as a means to impress you because he doesn’t know how to talk to you and because the girls said so, and you just can’t believe the mere thought that he’d ever be interested in you.

to be fair, you do have pretty valid reasoning for it. he looks like he’s in pain whenever he looks at you, and turns all weird and quiet as soon as you approach. and it’s valid especially because you know for a fact that he isn’t at all like that around others — you’ve seen him be so loud and talkative whenever he goes out drinking with his friends and you keep sneaking glances at him from across the bar. you’ve seen him bicker with his sister playfully as they walked down the street, poking each other’s sides, and you just happened to be exiting a nearby shop. you’ve seen him hug his mom for mother’s day and even heard him coo at his dog multiple times.

he’s actually warm and passionate and hot-headed and determined. he cares so deeply for the world around him and the people in it, and he has a heart, just… not for you, it seems.

or at least that’s what you think.

#kiba x reader #i know i’ve said it before but MUTUAL PINING >>>>>> #biscuit mail #biscuit drabbles

[monstersqueen]

lol ‘exchanging words is a waste of time’ - that’s going to be naruto’s entry in the bingo book. ‘do not under any circumstances talk with him. or let him talk’

#myposts #if it was ever a concern #military command from opposing armies/countries would fucing hate they keep losing fighters against him #they don't even die they just desert #of course that's assuming they've even managed to start a war #good advice kiba #you get it the only way to fight naruto is to NOT LET HIM TALK NOT LISTEN AND TRY NOT TO GET CAUGHT IN HIS PACE #fortunetely for him kiba doesn't have deep rooted issues that needs unrooting #so this is a rather straightforward fight! no chance of naruto's words turning the world on its head! #how lucky for you kiba you get to just lose to show how much he's grown #rather than lose AND get your very foundations destroyed #naruto liveblog

[sweet-art-o-mine]

Bragging [Naruto Uzumaki x Reader - Naruto Shippuden]

[[A/N: This is Author Ami! I wrote this for my friend because she loooooooves Naruto! I hope you can enjoy it, as well! Hopefully none of the characters feel OOC! Some super silly fluff with they/them pronouns for all enjoyment! 

If you liked this, feel free to submit some requests for me in the ask box! I’ve added a few more fandoms to my FAQ section, so I hope you find one you like!

Warnings: None! All fluff!

I Hope you enjoy!]]

Naruto had always been rather loudmouthed. That is to say, he was incredibly open about things that in some cases, you wouldn’t expect him to be. Of course, this wasn’t one of those times where his actions surprised you, but they did make you feel a little flustered.

Naruto was beaming from ear to ear as he paraded around the village, one hand comfortably in yours as he showed off your closeness. You had only asked him to be your boyfriend roughly an hour ago, and he was already thriving off the joy of dating the person he’d been crushing on for months now.

Obviously, this was a point in his life that was worth celebration, so here he was, bragging about you to anyone who would listen.

“Naruto,” Kiba leisurely strolled up to the blonde, hands comfortably behind his head as Akamaru walked beside him. “(Y/N)? What are you two doing together?”

Naruto grinned, a hint of mischief in his proud smile. “Get this, (Y/N) and I are dating,” he puffed his chest, “and we’re on a date right now!”

Kiba raised a sceptical eyebrow, like Naruto had spouted something odd and impossible. “What do you mean? Why would someone like (Y/N) go on a date with you? You know they’ve got way better options. Are you pranking me?”

You frowned, “Kiba, don’t say that, it’s rude! And not true at all! Naruto is amazing, and I like him!”

Your words only boosted Naruto’s pride ten times higher. The knowledge that one of Konoha’s most popular people would think so highly of him was a heavenly thought.

“C’mon, (Y/N)! Don’t inflate his ego even more!” Kiba sighed, watching as Naruto practically sparkled in reaction to your words, a clear sign he wasn’t listening to anything Kiba had to say at all. In fact, his attention was easily diverted when he saw Shikamaru approaching from behind the Dog-Like Shinobi.

“Shikamaru!” Naruto raised your connected hands and waved them to grab his friend’s attention. His pace didn’t increase at all, but he slowed to a stop next to Kiba regardless.

“What is it, Naruto?” He hummed smoothly, rubbing the back of his neck as his gaze fell to your hands.

“I’m dating (Y/N)!” He started bragging again, and Shikamaru looked at Kiba briefly, who nodded to confirm Naruto’s words.

“Oh? Congrats,” he reached out and pat Naruto firmly on the shoulder before he turned to you, “so you finally asked him out?”

You nodded, cheeks flushed a hot red. Shikamaru had frequently lent a (begrudging) ear to your affectionate raving from time to time. But only because it was too much of a drag to walk away when you had started gushing. He wasn’t sure you’d want to talk to him about it, though, because it’s not like he had any advice to give, but whatever you wanted, he supposed.

He turned his attention back to the Knucklehead Ninja. “So, Naruto, what is it you like about (Y/N)? You didn’t just say yes without liking them, did you?” Kiba nodded in agreement.

You turned slightly to look at him expectantly. He hadn’t yet told you what he liked about you! How could you forget?

Naruto hummed briefly in thought, like he wasn’t sure what to say. But you expected that. He wasn’t exactly good with words.

“(Y/N) is super cool! They’re always super nice to people, and I like the way they look when they smile! They’re even better than Ramen! Believe it!” Naruto used his free hand to give them a reassuring thumbs up.

Kiba rolled his eyes with a chuckle, and Shikamaru shook his head lightly.

“I thought you’d say that, Naruto. So you better treat them better than you treat your ramen.”

You laughed at your friend's words, and leaned your shoulder into Naruto’s. “I’m sure he will!”

“I definitely will!” Naruto cheered, “believe it!”

You exchanged a warm smile with him, but it wasn’t long before he was tugging on your arm again.

“C’mon, we gotta go tell more people! See you, Shikamaru! Kiba!”

You stumbled after your boyfriend, even more embarrassed that he wanted to show off to everyone in the Leaf, but you followed after anyway.

“You know, they’ll probably be together for a real long time,” Kiba hummed, walking towards the Hokage’s office with Shikamaru.

“I’d believe it.”

#naruto shippuden #naruto uzumaki #naruto #naruto x reader #naruto uzumaki x reader #naruto uzumaki x y/n #x reader #x y/n #shikamaru nara #kiba inuzuka #shikamaru naruto #kiba naruto #naruto x you #Naruto uzumaki x you #fluff #author ami

[kankuroplease]

Can you tell us more about Katsura and her relationships with Shino? :)

Well this came out longer than expected BUT it is sectioned (not proof read, so oops). Hope you enjoy 🖤

About Katsura

For starters, she’s very aware that she’ll never be this great kunoichi. She’s not from a major clan that has special techniques, her chakra is barely above average, and her size is a disadvantage.

So to compensate for what she sees as short comings; She trains, studies, and tries to keep up with her teammates/not be a burden.

Will train with her sister even past her team training exercises.

Katsura is very logical about things. There’s always a logical explanation or way of handling things.

Loves writing and will carry a notebook to write in wherever she may go.

She also enjoys dressing up just because on her off days.

Doesn’t want anyone to look at her though. It’s annoying and uncomfortable to her when people she doesn’t know pay her too much attention.

She isn’t proud of it, but she has played dumb and showed some skin to get information on missions. It’s amazing how idiotic some people are over cleavage 💀

Very envious of civilians with soft hands and has definitely invested in creams to try and help with her callouses

She has been helping at her grandparents bakery from time to time for as long as she can remember.

Its one of the reason she bakes so much. She doesn’t want to get rusty~ the other is it seems to make her friends happy.

Never had a crush before Shino and just assumed she wasn’t capable of feeling like that. Genuinely curious how people can just develop crushes on people they don’t really know.

Gets really excited when one of the beetles she raises does well/finds a mate. Like she is so proud of her beetle-companion.

Also gets very upset if it gets flung off a branch by its competitor or mate. She will pout and try to soothe said beetle-companion.

Beyond ticklish. Tries to hide it but even the slightest playful touch of her neck will have her laughing and snorting.

Touch starved, honestly. Will never admit it but she loves hugs. They make her feel warm and fuzzy.

She doesn’t remember her mother at all because she was so young when she passed away, but she still will visit her grave to ask her to watch over her father. He’s getting old and he’s still a recluse.

Absolute morning person and likely to want to crash before 8 pm if she’s not on a mission

Poisonous~ no but fr, she’s crafted her own poison to coat her sword in

Her sword is her baby. Custom made just for her by her father. No one is allowed to handle it for the previous reason.

How It Started

When she met Shino, it was simply by chance. Her dad told she was small but strong like a beetle.

And unfortunately, the beetle he compared her too got away before she could observe it and collect information on it properly.

So she went searching for her escaped beetle and ran into Shino.

Who told her he had no seen that bug but told her where can probably find one.

She was highly insulted but her father raised her not to let her emotions take control of her actions

So she let it go (sort of) and followed his advice. Which did lead her to her first pet beetle

After that, she made a point of saying hi or waving to Shino whenever she’d see him around for helping her out.

And they built a friendship over the years and all was fine with the world. They’d go bug hunting and Shino became someone she really respected and enjoyed talking to.

She could listen to him talk about insects all day because he sort of lights up and his knowledge was pretty impressive

And his voice is nice too~

Also, she really liked his dad too. He was so kind and even accepted cookies she had baked for Shino before realizing he was on a mission.

She totally loves Shinos bugs (before she realized she loved Shino)! even asked their names. Not that she would remember all of them or even recognize one from the other, she was just very curious about these special little guys.

It took the coming of war for her to realize just how much Shino actually meant to her.

And she didn’t expect to survive the war either. So she put all her feelings in an origami beetle that she gave to Shino.

It wasn’t like anyone unfolds them anyways, so it’s safe.

But by some miracle, they both survive.

Now she’s blushing heavily whenever he’s around because ‘oh no’, yes she’s always been aware his conventionally good looking but this feeling keeps growing and now his looks are a burden on her heart and mind

She was honestly pretty embarrassed about that origami beetle he still has sitting a little too close to light for her comfort.

All it would take is for him to look at it in the light to see her confession and she’s not even supposed to be alive to face this possibility.

Tried asking her father what he liked about her mother and none of that matched her (soft figure and extroverted bubbly personality) and Aori gave her ‘the talk’ while completely red faced.

And once she told her teammates, they basically told her to stop being a chicken and just tell him how she feels.

now Katsura does find that just telling him would be the most logical thing to do… but it’s easier said than done.

What if he doesn’t feel the same? Can they still be friends?

Shino pricked up on her not so subtle changes in behavior and wasn’t sure what to make of it.

She’s standing closer, stealing glances when she thinks he’s not looking, jumping a bit when he’d call her name, blushing and losing train of thought whenever their hands accidentally brush, etc.

He’s almost certain he knows what all this means, but maybe it’s just wishful thinking?

Katsura has always smiled easily for him and never seemed to forget him no matter how long it took for them to see each other again.

Maybe it was the way she always was so proud to show him her latest beetle she nurtured from larval or how she seriously always told his beetles to take care of him for her before any missions no matter how small.

Perhaps it was the fact that she always told him she thought he was amazing

Maybe it was the way they both could comfortably enjoy each other’s company without words

Or maybe the way she fussed over the children’s novel she was writing.

The way she always made sure other acknowledged him in group settings by mentioning him or asking him questions.

Her snorting laugh that she’s so embarrassed about had grown on him too. Also made it easy to find her

But at some point he’d developed a crush of his own, so it would be great if she felt the same.

It’s not until Kiba discovers the origami beetle and ask who gave him the love letter

Shino’s like… love letter?

Kiba holding it up to the light so Shino can faintly see the writing in it.

Kiba guesses it’s probably from that mean little thing that always seems to be around Shino these days. In fact, he’s pretty sure it’s her because of the faint scent still on it.

Shino looks calm on the surface but inside, Shino.exe has stopped working. Some quite a few bugs are escaping and kiba is cackling because he f**kin’ KNEW IT!!

Now they’re both acting strangely with each other trying to figure out their timing but what better timing than during one of their forest walks?

Shino waits until they’re absolutely alone (None of his bugs spotted Katsura’s nosy teammates) and Katsura is distracted by if her beetle is ready to find a mate/leave home.

She’s humming to herself that this one doesn’t seem to want to leave when Shino murmurs he can’t blame the little guy. He wouldn’t want to leave her side either.

Queue Katsura turning red and telling him not to joke like that, because she might get the wrong idea.

He tilted his head before asking her why would joke about that? He likes her, and the rest was a blur as her heart was beating too loud to hear everything he said outside of the end of his confession.

Of course she said yes too loudly and then asked him to repeat what he said because she wants to know remember his words forever 🥰

Them as a couple

Once they become official, nothing much changes honestly

They still go on bug hunts and walks in the forest, but will to hold hands while doing these things now.

Shino isn’t into too much PDA of course, but he doesn’t mind her cuddling up to him in private. In fact he welcomes it.

Katsura is the first one to say ‘I love you’ and she’s not shy about saying it.

Will leave him notes to read each day if either one of them has a particularly long mission. (they are numbered and yes she expects him to wait and read them)

He’s also been the subject of several questionable dishes because baking is her thing, not cooking. She is very sorry, Shino.

They both decided she should to stick to cookbooks for awhile after the last random dish

Garden picnics are something they both enjoy whenever their schedules allow and Katsura actually knows how to prepare foods for such an occasion

Shino will have a few more butterflies than normal join them because he knows it will make her smile.

Took them awhile to share a passionate kiss because, they’re both patient types and were waiting on the other to take the lead

But once they did and she heard his beetles buzzing— and he sighed against her lips that was it, she practically jumped on top of him and then apologized profusely later

Shino knows she’s capable, but will still get things down from higher shelves for her.

Katsura loves tracing shapes in Shino’s palms and can/will fall asleep holding his hand. His hands are always so warm and calming to her

She knitted them matching sweaters for winter because she really liked the idea. They didn’t turn out perfect but Shino wore his anyways and made her whole day!

Shino was very supportive of Katsura retiring to take a bigger role at her grandparents bakery and pursue writing. It’s something she always enjoyed and he’s ngl, the thought of them having more time together made him happy.

Katsura was also very supportive of Shino becoming a sensei! What a cute job and she could get intel of what kids may be interested

Both of them would still rather eat at home but will go with their friends. Katsura is more likely to convince Shino it’s good to socialize every once in awhile… although if he wants her to be more selfish with him, she will gladly do so~

Overall just a really sweet couple that’s over the moon about each other 🖤

#oc: katsura #ask #long post under cut

[kamyru]

Thank you for sending my that abundance of emojis for the ask meme. In return, I shall do the same!

Shirayuki: 🍃, 🔪, 🎡, 🍼, 🖍️, 🔥

Sua: 🍀, 📸, ✏️, 🔫, 🖍️, 💚

Noemi: 💢, 🙈, 🎭, ☄️, 🖍️, 🔥

I'm interested to see how you'll answer them. Take your time |•ˇ₃ˇ•｡)

Thank you so much for sending me this. I had so much fun at answering them and it helped me to unwind myself in between studying. I hope you'll enjoy the answers! ❤️

P.S. If anyone wants to ask more about my OCs using this challenge, you can find the list in here.

Sua Hasunuma:

🍀: Do they believe in luck? Are they lucky? Out of the entire trio, Sua believes the most in superstitions. Her teenage self was sure she was the most unlucky person in the world. However, she grew up and understood that her parents, her friends, and her husband were gold. So, she thinks she's a little luckier than an average human. However, as an engineer and Noemi's friend, she is well acquainted with probability and how to sham some luck-related games. It's not as if this knowledge helps her at Shu's raffles, but she is luckier than him at them. So, she's still his talisman.

📸: Do they enjoy having their picture taken? What's their go-to pose? Do they like taking photos? What do they take photos of? Sua doesn't like to be in photos. She still can't accept herself and how she looks due to years of being bullied. She always covers her face or tries to be in the shadow in group photos unless she is cosplaying. That's when she feels confident enough to show everyone her face and body. She also likes to take photos of everything that reminds her of her close people or when they do something cute, like sleeping or genuinely smiling.

✏️: Is there a particular quote/lyric that you associate with them? The entire song "Victoria's Secret" by Jax. I also think it's one of her favorite songs because it hits so close to home. Yet, if I have to choose only a lyric from the entire song, it will be: "I wish somebody would've told me that thighs of thunder meant normal human thighs. The fucking pressure I was under to lose my appetite and fight the cellulite with hunger games like every night..."

🔫: Do they trust people easily? How easily will they turn their back on someone? Have they been backstabbed before? Will they betray someone if given an ultimatum? Sua trusts and doesn't trust people easily at the same time. She doesn't expect everyone to betray her, even if it can be evident to other people that the person in front of her isn't a good one. However, it's hard to become close to her. She thinks she's not worthy of others' attention and time and expects them to turn their back at the first possibility. But there's no way she will backstab her friends. She believes that people are born kind, and no one intends to be bad, so she wants to act toward others this way, even if her coping mechanism is to be rude. Also, she used to be in the entertainment industry and saw how petty people could be. She doesn't want others to go through the same things she experienced.

🖍️: What advice would you give to them? Love yourself as much as you love others. You are more important than you think you are.

💚: What things make your OC feel comforted? Hugs, kisses, food? Sua may be the only extrovert in her group of friends, but she is far from being touchy. She hates physical contact because of being sexualized as a minor due to the industry she used to work in. But she likes words of affirmation and genuine compliments. That's one of the reasons she became so close with Noemi, the factory of unique compliments. That also goes the opposite way. She never loses the chance to tell something good to others even if she isn't well acquainted with them. And it's easy to upset her if you scold her.

Shirayuki Kiba:

🍃: Do they enjoy being in nature? What is their favorite outdoor activity? YES! Give her two snowflakes, and she'll go outside in a t-shirt and shorts to wait for the snow. She is very fond of long walks. It's even better if they are in nature. Her favorite thing is to walk alone and create random scenarios in her head. She had selective mutism as a kid and teenager, so she is used to not talking for a long time.

🔪: How do they react to injury/misfortune befalling their loved ones? Shirayuki lost her closest person due to a car accident that happened right in front of her. Of course, she panics very hard every time one of her closest people is hurt. And when they are on their way to getting better, she is always near them. Also, she is prone to think that everything is her fault. So she will be extra caring with them in their convalescence period.

🎡: Are they someone who wants to kiss at the top of the Ferris wheel? Shirayuki has no idea about anything romantic. In her childhood, she wasn't too fond of human interaction, while in her teenage years, she crushed on her brother's university friend, also known as Kuranosuke Kiba. However, after Ansetsu's death, she ghosted Kiba and concentrated on her skating career, then on her architecture career. Noemi was the one to marry without ever dating due to her young age, while Shirayuki married without dating due to her lack of interest. So, she has no idea about anything romantic. Yet, if Kuranosuke kisses her on the top Ferris wheel, her heart will melt, and she will jump with happiness for the next three years.

🍼: What are their thoughts on children? Shirayuki is afraid of kids because she doesn't have enough experience with them. She was away when her sister was born and befriended her only after Riyuki became a teenager and ran away from home for the first time. However, she likes to hear the youngest Kiba's stories about his interaction with his older siblings and see how Noemi replaces her parents for her siblings. She likes kids and wants a big family, but not too soon. Also, she knows that she has to work a lot on herself before enlarging her family. Low-key, Kuranosuke is even more responsible with the contraception because he knows about Shirayuki's physical issues after the accident and still can't gather enough courage to ask her about the risks a pregnancy can put on her traumatized hip and knee.

🖍️: What advice would you give to them? Stop thinking that everything is your fault. There are things that no one can influence.

🔥: Do they have any self-destructive tendencies? What habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self?  Shirayuki started smoking right after her brother's death. He had some cigarettes in the belongings he left after his death, and she smoked hoping that she would die. Her figure skating partner had to have a serious talk with her about this, so she stopped smoking. After the last accident, she started to smoke occasionally. Aside from this, Shirayuki has OCD that needs an entire post.

Noemi Togo:

💢: What are some habits they have that will take some getting used to? Noemi can't take things seriously. Okay, she can, but she doesn't look like it. If you talk to her or ask her a question, there's a chance higher than 80% that she will answer sarcastically. Just ask Kuranosuke about this. The man respects her professionally to no end. However, he is this 👌 close to strangling her at least three times a day. He has no idea how Daimon married her, how Shirayuki and Sua befriended her, or how she reached the old age of 26 with such an annoying personality.

🙈: What's a side of your OC that they don't want to show other people? Her emotions. People second-guess everything she does, and she is fine with it. It's her coping mechanism. Noemi can't show people how vulnerable she is. She has a sad past and doesn't want others to pity her. Also, she used to have a lot of part-time jobs where she had to interact with people and had trained herself to look happy and welcoming even if the last time she ate was twenty hours ago and had a total of fifteen hours of sleep on a week. What else trained her to look sterner than in reality were the creditors. Konan - her younger brother - started to live with her, so Noemi had to scare away the creditors. But the real reason she can't show her true vulnerable self is that she is the oldest daughter and used to be the adult with the most responsibilities after her adoptive father's death. She had to ease her siblings and mother's feelings. That's how her goofy and unserious side appeared. Before this, she barely talked and used to isolate herself.

🎭: Do they act differently around certain people? What's different between the way they act around friends, family, strangers, etc.? The chances that she will bluff with her friends are lower. Noemi is still sarcastic and a joke around her family and friends, yet she can show her true feelings. Thanks to Daimon, she found out that it is okay to be vulnerable and to relax from time to time. Also, she is not so sarcastic around kids because there's a big chance that they'll take everything seriously. It's one thing to convince your colleague that the Sun is a planet and another thing to tell a kid the same thing. So, all her siblings, Daimon's siblings, and Kiyoshi have no idea about her "WTF is she saying?" side.

☄️: What do people assume about them? Are they right? This girl is not a bluff master. She's a bluff god. So, there are a few types of people when interacting with her: a) Mamoru Yushima - He believes every scientifically wrong thing that leaves Noemi's lips. After he finds out that it's total bullshit what she has said, he gets frustrated. After a while, he starts to think she is a dummy and can't understand how Miyoshi Concepts accepted her. b) Kuranosuke Kiba - He can filtrate what is total bullshit and what is pure gold. Kiba is probably the first one in the company to understand that this girl is a walking encyclopedia. But damn, he finds her annoying. She is in his top 1 list of the most annoying people, beating his entire family.  c) Daimon Togo - This man can filtrate what is wrong and right and understand what joke is said to dry the unshed tears in Noemi's eyes. He is the closest to reality out of all the people aside from her family and long-term friends. He knows that she is responsible, intelligent, sensible, and kind.

🖍️: What advice would you give to them? People are more willing and capable of helping you than you think they are, Dummy.

🔥: Do they have any self-destructive tendencies? What habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self? Noemi is an "I can do everything alone" type of person. She can't even ask for help from her friends or husband. It has helped her to maintain the title of the person with the broadest general cultural knowledge, yet people are social animals for a reason.

#oops i said yes #sua hasunuma #shirayuki kiba #noemi togo #voltage inc #my ocs

[momowho34]

Naruto Modern AU where Sasuke is this tired and stressed straight laced guy in law school just trying to live up to his parents over blown expectation because of his “perfect” older brother but he’s also hot or something so while he’s freaking out about law school people think he’s so cool and popular but in reality he has literally no idea what he’s doing. and Naruto is that one guy that skateboards and wears beanies all the time and snorts pixie sticks in his free time and is all “living to live, man” but at the same time would totally throw down in a Wendy’s parking lot and then like pat you on the back afterwards, he takes nothing seriously and is besties with his therapist

And the others? Oh boy. Kiba Inazuka is totally a dude bro but a dude bro who was raised by lesbians so he’s got that respect women juice down to a tee and he has girl friends and guy friends and like he’ll play football with the boys and be like “yeah Trisha painted my nails the other day <3 I love this shade” and they’re just like ?????. Shino is the weird wicked smart bug kid that names all of his beetles and will enthusiastically show them to you and he seems cold and emotionless most of the time but he hears everything and will show up at your house at 4 in the morning like “I heard you were talking shit about me, bitch.” Hinata is the sweetest ray of sunshine that cares about her friends more then literally anything else and because she’s a rich girl she’s friends with Sasuke but on the down low she’s so kind and she hardly ever talks about her personal issues but like every single one of the 9 would suplex her dad if they ever got the chance no questions asked.

Lee is weird and straight laced but also really loud and annoying, like a teachers pet that even the teacher doesn’t know what the fuck is going on with. Neji hates the fucking world and wants you to know it (and like fair king tbh fuck it up) but he also gets the best grades ever and is super loved by all his teachers even though he could out curse any sailor at any time regardless of circumstance. Tenten is weird she acts normal and is absolutely ordinary but everybody gets the feeling that one day she’ll snap and murder everybody in the room and like they love her but they keep their fucking distance if they value their heads.

Inoshikacho is like that one groups of friends who have nothing to do with eachother if their parents weren’t friends but they’ve been stuck to eachother like super glue ever since elementary school and there’s no going back now bitch. Ino is kind of a bitch and she talks shit but she has a moral compass for the most part and is genuinely a good person overall but spite her and she will fuck you up and ruin your life just because. Choji is laid back and chill and really really well adjusted and commonly gives sage advice out of nowhere because he’s probably the most mentally stable out of all of them tbh he just eats chips and tells jokes. Shikamaru is that kid who could probably outsmart Albert Einstein but he won’t ever turn in his fucking homework because of executive dysfunction so he just. He just sit there. People tends to think of him as a stupid stoner but he secretly knows everybodies secrets and darkest insecurities by heart.

And don’t even get me fucking started on Team Taka. Suigetsu is incredibly slutty but will also fight you for funsies and he looks harmless but he can fuck shit up if he feels like it aswell as get himself into the weirdest most convoluted situations you’ve ever seen. Karin is smart and tells it like it is always, everybody values her honesty and wit. She holds the brain cells, and only her. Juugo is a big scary looking tough guy that also owns a hundred different animals and feeds the squirrels and birds and meditates all the time even though he looks like a truck. He’s mostly a pacifist, surprisingly.

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