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astrid-ice · 4 months
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Heyyyy 👋🏻
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copperplatebeech · 1 year
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Packing Day - rated T, ~1400 words
Summary: The world's been saved and toasted at the Ritz, angel and demon can finally be together, the cottage on the Downs has been bought, and all that's left is packing up to move.
It's the ultimate test of a couple. Especially when one's a pack rat who hasn't dusted since the Jubilee (Victoria's, not Elizabeth's) and the other's a demon who stress-cleans.
No spiders were hurt in the writing of this fic.
“Crowley, this is simply insulting. Gloves? Goggles? Biocide?”
 “Angel, I’ve got no idea what’s in that cup. Or at least, no idea what it’s turned into.”
 “It’s only been there since – oh, it had to be after that Millennium Buggy thing – “
 “Millennium Bug, angel. Not gonna forget that, one of mine. And it’s sitting on an issue of the Sotheby’s catalogue from 1977.”
“Well, I do keep those about. For – well, for putting cups on.”
“Normal people use coasters. You know, with views of country houses or little flower patterns.”
“I lose them.”
“No kidding. Here’s one from the Silver Jubilee. Guess that gives us an idea of the geological layer anyhow.”
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charliechampers · 5 months
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Champers
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tacosaysroar · 1 year
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Welp, the flight attendant texted me.
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oddman-the-oldman · 8 months
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It’s been a hot day
time to go splash suds and play
no you cant cum watch
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if you want to play along
go find your own shower Ok?
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imageoscillite · 1 year
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Just some Muppets lip-syncing Beastie Boys' So Whatcha Want.
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beefysmorgasbord · 2 years
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Got milk? 
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quixlebug · 6 months
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I open the TF2 reddit. They have goncharov'd a new character into existence. I slowly close the TF2 reddit
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greenhikingboots · 2 years
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deadly-nightshade · 10 months
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Good Clean Fun, The Space, Worcester, MA, 12.13.1998
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theterrornoise · 1 year
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mallpretzles · 11 months
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Seven Sentence Sunday
Thanks for the tag @ramonaflow 😘
This is part of something I’m trying to finish up.
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“Is that an emu you bought for your store, or?”
“Leased. I leased the emu because apparently it doesn’t count as a write off.”
“Well, I have to say it’s an improvement over those mannequins you so effortlessly shoved into that unmarked van yesterday.”
“They won the eBay bid and I didn’t ask questions.”
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Sunday is almost over so if you haven’t been tagged yet then now you have.
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copperplatebeech · 1 year
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I Shall Be Washed As White As Snow - rated E, ~6400 words
Crowley’s got a Hell problem we can all relate to: drains blocked and miracles won’t sort it. Almost certainly, it’s the work of malicious rivals Downstairs. Equally certainly, he’s not going to let them see him (literally) sweat. After all, he’s got an Arrangement with an angel who’s happy to offer the use of his charmingly antique bath. There’s just one problem: undressing in your best friend’s and hereditary enemy’s upstairs flat starts to feel surprisingly… intimate.
A mix of soft, horny and cracky, because I cannot be left unsupervised.
The thought came from nowhere – well, maybe from the miraculously warm porcelain finish of the cast-iron tub under his bottom. (Aziraphale had tuned it just right – Crowley had taken credit Downstairs for the way a tub filled with steaming hot water could still somehow freeze your bum, but it was actually a code he had yet to break.) And that led to thoughts of Aziraphale’s plump behind checking the temperature of the porcelain.  His bare arse has been exactly where mine is now, and why did he feel momentarily light-headed? Perhaps the water was  too  hot.
He pictured the angel in his bath. He’d be very pink and flushed, and there’d be little bubbles clinging to his shoulders and thick arms. Perhaps he’d be wearing (nothing but) those half-moon glasses, reading in the tub – if there were a book he’d subject to the risk – hm, perhaps it would be one of those paperback romances that Crowley’d seen in the discard box after the angel bought a job lot at an estate sale. One of the torrid ones, and –
What the Hell  – exactly – was he thinking?
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themegalosaurus · 2 years
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This makes me think of Sam and Jess and the Friends episode where Rachel dresses up as Princess Leia, except in this case Jess dresses up in like a silver spiky bikini and a lot of eyeliner and probably a big pair of boots
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charming-or-tedious · 2 years
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🔮 📈 🛠 👽 🥰 🏆 🍃 🔮
- the good wizard
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