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Pia und Esthers Stadion-Date
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kyojuro is not sleeping well these days
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I am fully convinced that in a modern AU Esen and Ouyang would be absolutely insufferable. Esen refuses to shut up about how his boyfriend is the coolest, most capable, bestest man ever. Ouyang will get constantly distracted looking at Esen's biceps and will ditch on anything to go make out with him. They fuck like rabbits but it's exclusively really shitty 3 minute sex bc neither of them have heard of the concept of foreplay before. Esen thinks he's very good at sex and Ouyang knows he's not, but he's got a massive fetish for Esen's dumb bullshit which apparently also applies to the mediocre intercourse bc he's a freak.
Ma hates having to hear them and is desperately trying to evict them from her gf's apartment bc she never wants to see Ouyang's crappy face again. Baoxiang refuses to hang out with his brother bc he's so tired of every conversation turning into talking about Ouyang. Xu Da is grimacing bc he's pretty sure their whole deal probably isn't healthy, but like, at least they're happy? That's good, right? He's trying very hard to remain optimistic. And Zhu is incredibly disappointed bc THIS is the choice Ouyang makes once he gets past all his repressed bullshit? All that effort, and he decides to shack up with the most mediocre frat boy business major she has ever met? She should have let him remain homophobic. The two of them are known on campus for being that annoying couple that is way too extra and slobers all over each other in public, and everyone just averts their eyes in second-hand embarrassment. Esen doesn't even go here. When they graduate, the whole campus lets out a sigh of relief bc no one wants to deal with them. They're public menaces of the highest degree and no one can stand them and they literally Do Not Care bc they're just basking in the bliss of a relationship that's the queer equivalent of your straight friend and her awful tinder dates she's obsessed with.
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colin getting vanilla vodka at the gay bar paralleling jamie tartt getting vanilla vodka in s1 jamie tartt canon queer confirmed
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Watched the clip of Pete Petezahutt talking about dating Gumi and “not to brag but” absolutely Not sir. You’re dating Gumi, bragging is a right AND an obligation at that point
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the most wonderful part about the internet is that i can ignore everything about csm and choose to focus on that eyepatch lesbian w 4 gfs
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Secretary Foei and Secretary Kim have a kid!
These two wacky secretaries did it! They became a family!
They had a baby!
My crazy kids are together.
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Commission from @vriska for some HimiChakos!
An alt version as well as WIPs are available over on my Patreon and my KoFi! See you there, friends.
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that one scene in vergebung where vogt is hanging out on the lil dock thinking about his homoerotic teenager experiences and then has to run behind a tree because thorsten and sebastian have finished having old married couple arguments and made it to the river is so funny. i think the boys SHOULD have gone swimming then and there und zwar skinny dipping. while vogt is still behind the tree
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lets be real dnp probably finished it takes two but never recorded the second part…
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enemies to lovers, stranded together, there was only one bed, 100k, slow burn
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