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captorations · 1 year
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100k notes and i’ll un-read homestuck
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pookiepiastri · 20 days
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Ollie Bearman’s first ever F1 race being Jeddah…
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gonuclear · 5 months
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the most unrealistic part of house for Me Personally is that almost no one is ever allergic to what they prescribe. like brother i’m allergic to two whole classes of antibiotics and every steroid known to man. fuck whatever illness i have That would be the real challenge for house
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skiplo-wave · 1 year
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Fami: sis just starve him and turn him into a weapon it's easy :) Denji:
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VOD’s up gang, good luck, stay hydrated🖤
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askhevos · 2 months
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Do you have any open positions? I won’t do more than 30%, I need weekends and every other wednesday off and I reserve the right to not show up if I don’t feel like it. Oh and work-ethic costs extra.
/Rosch
"...Give me one moment, sir."
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"If you want a job here, read all of this in one sitting out loud to me. Right here. Right now."
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yarpharp · 1 year
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Welp the speaker vote may be over, but now they have to vote on a Rules Packet! AKA the rules by which they will conduct themselves during this new 118th Congress! And last everyone checked, half of the Republicans hate the rules packet and won't vote for it! And neither will any of the Dems!
So back to the drawing board come Monday afternoon!
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silverspleen · 7 months
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Games Workshop WHEN are you gonna reprint the Ciaphas Cain omnibuses. You love money, you would make SO MUCH MONEY. I would buy like.... a fancy bullshit collector's edition or whatever.
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webslingingslasher · 6 months
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j!! im in a situation😭😭
i’m bi but not out to my bf. i met his family for the first time last night and i’ve FUCKED HIS SISTER😭😭😭 i did NOT know they were siblings fjfjfnfnnfmgmfmfmdmdm it wasn’t that long ago either (we haven’t been together that long)
i don’t wanna come out to him. not yet. i’m not ready for that but i feel like i really need to tell him bc that’s his sister?? like??? what do i do😭
imagine i’m not comfortable coming out to him until next year. that’s a whole YEAR of hiding that i’ve slept with his sister & i think he’d wanna know bc that might make him feel uncomfortable😭
this is such a mess djfnfnfndnd but i hope it’s entertaining for u. i cant stop laughing even tho i’m so anxious lol
ooooh girl this.... this is BAD.
you gotta tell him. if you don't, she might, and that's even worse. it's early enough where you can just nope yourself away from the situation. cause.... this could do some damage.
yeah, ngl, i would perfer to stay far away from this grenade when it explodes 😭😭😭😭
call a lawyer, a priest and a judge. ur gonna need one of the three for this outcome.
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tchouamenii · 11 months
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what a welcome🤍
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boliv-jenta · 1 year
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In honour of Autism acceptance month, I am going to try and get my ADHD to accept my Autism.
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trackerkitsune · 3 months
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"chatgpt helped me write this!"
"beta read by chatgpt"
"translated by chatgpt"
Are you fucks *insane*
Chatgpt makes shit up on the fly and will fuck with your words no end
It does not know the proper grammar to translate into other languages and will bullshit you harder than a billionaire
STOP THAT
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🤺🤺🤺🤺
Square up
The Prince stares down at you, with a faceless look of arrogance and possible amusement. A mere human, wishing to challenge him?
"I do not know why you state a shape and a direction so stupidly when there are none around." He's been on this plane of existence long enough to learn that much about the mortal language, but not of modern human English slang.
"But very well,"
He waves his hand in a gesture, conjuring his four bladed weapon, his scythe, grasping the staff firmly. He slams the pointed end into the ground, and magic runes erupt from it. Runes from the Realm of Magick. With a flourish and a bit of bravado, his free hand grasps a form of energy to collect the runes into a neat little sphere that floated above his hand. He then regards you, baring his now exposed sharp teeth.
"Let us see if you can land a punch~"
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sonchus-arvensis · 5 months
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how do you create a hot male middle aged character when raúl and con already exist
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thatothersnowman · 6 months
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This shit gonna make me relapse
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fireandgrimstone · 3 months
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The titanic sure did a disservice to life-drawers and nude models alike. If you haven't spent three hours getting the exact curve and shading of a nipple right, you wouldn't understand the struggle.
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