#good god someone help me

[iheartmoons]

chapter two: finished

cried: twice

#good god someone help me #wolfstar #fic: chosen

[d77-tc-pelican]

episode 14 of s15 is where we’re leaving off . i am going to fucking die disease

#rvb season 15 #good god someone help me

[stoopidstapler]

SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

#simon petrikov #fionna and cake #adventure time #goin insane over him #thers no words to describe how im feelin #i wish i could draw somehtin better but i am goin INSANE #FINALLY. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. we are being FED. #ALSO?? HOW THEY SHOWED HIM EXACTLY WHEN THE LYRICS GO ''WHATS WRONG WITH ME'. LIKE HELLO??????? #ive seen so many good theories PLEASE GOD WRITE FICS I AM BEGGIN I LL DRAW U FANART BLS HEL P #IDK WOT IM GONNA DO FOR A WHOLE MONTH #SOMEONE KNOCK ME OUT TIL THE 31ST. HIBERNATE ME. HELP. #also i need to put it out there the first thing i thought when i saw this trailer was simon is tryina rewrite fionna and cake #which is why their world keeps changin so much? idk idk #ive seen so many different ideas and they are all so good please help #ALSO GOD. THIS MAN IS JUST GOIN THRU IT. AND ITS ONLY BEEN A QUICK TRAILER. #im sorry for so many tags idk where to put these help #maybe i should make an actual blog for like. whatever. n reblogs. help.

[momentomori24]

THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.

And the most important scene of them all (to me):

First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vees #voxval #staticmoth #all their scenes in this episode were so freaking good holy shit #all their scenes in show are great actually #like-- oh my god #they are so much fun to have around #vox was literally me the entire time (minus the alastor hating) #and their evil little happy celebrating at the end was so cute it's unreal #i wanted the vees to sing together at some point and i'm so happy it was delivered vox and val sound fantastic together #and that sneaky staticmoth kiss at the end YES YES YES YEEESS #i love everyone in this show (except adam) but the vees are just built different #with adam dead can they please appear more? please? i need more of these disgusting assholes committing disgusting crimes and gay wrongs #''the future of hell belongs to the vees'' is a sentiment i can and will get behind please take over #i just finished the season finale and it gave me the dopamine rush i really needed today i'm so happy AAHHHHHH #i can't stop rewatching this scene someone please help me i can't escape their clutches i've been here for hours please #ok i'm clogging these tags so i'm stopping here but AAGHHHBKFGXGGGBB #anyways good night

[actual-changeling]

i have taken apart the kiss several times now for different reasons. today, though, i am reaching a new low. or high, when talking about the level of insanity i am about to present.

the question i will attempt to answer is the following: did they kiss with tongue?

alex, you might ask, why? and to that i respond. i don't know. i wish i did. i tried to get this out of my mind but it did not work so here we are. as always, keep in mind that this is just speculation. i swear i can write intelligent meta too i just need to get this out of my system

i slowed down the parts of the kiss that show us their lips/mouths, so here goes evidence piece A. the left picture is from the very beginning of the kiss, the second one from the middle/early end part.

now, on the left the kiss seems quite chaste to me, which makes sense, since aziraphale is still in shock and not kissing back yet (if you missed the post on him kissing back, you can find the meta here). on the right, the angle and position of their mouths have changed and look to be slightly more open than before.

this is where i present evidence piece B, both pictures are from the same scene the one on the right is from. if you compare these to the very first one, the difference in how open their mouths are is pretty visible.

aziraphale is kissing back at this point, and he is kissing back properly. even their jaws look more open than at the beginning of the kiss, and with how long it went on, i think them kissing with tongue is not even too much of an insane conclusion to come to.

lastly, i will show you evidence piece C, which is a small chronological collection of frames after the kiss, right when crowley lets go and aziraphale stumbles back a little. there has been speculation about why he makes the face he does, and i would like to give you my thoughts. not only is he about to cry, his mouth is also open because the kiss ended quite suddenly and he did not expect it.

his mouth opens a bit more and he pushes his tongue slightly forward, but it was already open. now, i don't know about you guys, but i don't think it's common to open your mouth and stick your tongue out after a kiss, with your eyes still closed.

that is the kinda thing you do when you are kissing someone with tongue and are not expecting them to suddenly pull back.

listen. i slowed these clips down. i zoomed in. i watched them over and over and i cannot find another explanation for why his mouth would be open, especially because he then closes it once he opens his eyes and realizes crowley has let go.

so in conclusion: yes. yes they did kiss with tongue. and i really need the therapy appointment i have scheduled for next week because this feels like an entirely new mental illness.

#alex talks good omens #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #good omens meta #ineffable divorce #someone take me out i will not stay sane until season 3 #its been a month god helps us all

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 84

Amity Park absolutely adores her little ghostling, her little Gatekeeper who was of her own ectoplasm, reborn from her own blood in the center of her new heart. She absolutely adores her baby, practically a newborn, being only a year dead! 

So of course she had to gush and boast about her little phantom to the other city spirits! They all got together to gossip sometimes after all. And both Smallville and Fawcett started to gush about their own little ones back! 

Gosh they should set up a playdate at some point, her little phantom could use some friends in the mortal realm. Well some more friends, three is obviously not enough. Oh, Gotham and Bludhaven have come over as well! It’s a playdate then! 

Now if only each of their world’s timelines were synced up, but at least everyone is around the same age! 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #City Children Au #Prompts #Each city is from a different timeline lol #Bruce is an angy 16 year old vigilante and was Not prepared to be the oldest #Dick hasn't told them his birthday #and isn't revealing he's older than this Bruce by a few months #Clark is just happy to make friends and he brought pie! his ma and him made it! #Dick is wheezing at these itty bitty versions of Bruce and Clark- this is great and hilarious and oh god he has to protect them #Billy is chanting to do it whenever someone has a Bad Idea- He's just become the Champion of Magic & the gods encourage it #Danny is delighted to have more friends and he's not the oldest Or the youngest so yay! #they're having fun #lots of fun in all their timelines and in the realms too #if they get in trouble they call their city-parents #“Alfred says I'm a polite young man. He also says that if someone tries to grab me to use my teeth” #“Sounds about right” “Mood” “Biting is always good” “But what about diseases??” #“Hey Danny you like alien stuff right- do you think you can help me and the others translate this it came from the ship i was on” #“Omg Billy you should teach us mortal magic and we can teach you are stuff” #Dick: I don't wanna be the responsible one so I'm going to encourage them all to be Worse :) #At some point the squad is going to end up in some other timeline and confuse the fuck out of the JL lol #dick grayson #danny fenton #billy batson #clark kent #bruce wayne

[leeeeeeef]

diamant

#my art #ace attorney #franziska von karma #im going INSANE #im going fucking CRAZY #so i already told you all how i made a brush set in the shape of among us crewmates #but these are genuinely the best brushes i have ever used #i used amoguses stacked on top of each other for the chains #i made a scatter brush for the glitter #so if you zoom in on the glitter on her dress you'll see a bunch of little amoguses floating around #these brushes are so good #they have ruined my life #i have been so proud of everything i have made with this brush #i will never be able to go back #one day i will create my magnum opus #and in the desperate search for aesthetic beauty someone will ask me for the brushes i used for my masterpiece #and i wont be able to answer them seriously #god help me

[fortes-fortuna-iogurtum]

I've been reading Exodus lately and I've just gotten to the portions where God gives the first commands to the people via Moses (twice), and then goes on to give detailed instructions about the tabernacle and how it should be built, and I'm just... we think art is unimportant?? we think things only mean as much as their functionality?? we so easily fall into the trap of believing that beauty means nothing, that it's cheap and only worth whatever mindless distraction it brings, that it's barely more than a cheap sensual thrill, that buildings should just be practical and plain and cheap, that everything should be functional but ultimately disposable, that paintings and dresses and mugs and curtains and carpets are just pretty but have no real value, that beauty is fleeting and vain and therefore shouldn't be thought about too much, if even looked for at all... we fall into these traps so easily, and we forget that there are chapters upon chapters of painstakingly detailed plans to build one portable worship tent, and those plans have been handed down through thousands of years of human history, because beauty and art and skill in craft is important

#I have to go get ready for work now but I will come back to this #and don't even get me started on the parts about God calling specific craftsmen *by name* #he called them!! by name!!! he said 'this man is good at his job. he creates beautiful work. he will build my temple and make it beautiful' #and even more--God inspired him!!!! it was a calling of GOD for him to create beautiful carvings and tapestries and candlesticks!!! #look even if you're not jewish or christian or religious at all you have GOT to see what it means that all these incredibly detailed plans #for building this tent-temple are extremely important #because even if you don't believe in God and don't think that this is all significant bc he personally gave the instructions #and then helped preserve this record of them so we could still read them today #you do have to see how important they were to the people of that time who first wrote them down #and the extreme care that was taken to record all of those detail #AND the fact that it's been preserved for so long and we can still read all the care that was put into creating this incredible piece #of artwork and worship they made #gurt says stuff #I just. gahhfhhfj. I'm feeling emotional about chapters of the Bible that I can't even fully force myself to pay attention to #bc there's so MUCH and I'm bad at visualizing this stuff and I tend to zone out while listening to it #but the fact that it IS that much!!! that there SO MUCH DETAIL and it goes on for SO LONG that I even struggle to pay attention!!! #that this was THAT IMPORTANT to the people who wrote it and to God!!! as an artist and someone who has always cared about art #this means so much to me ok #christianity #bible verse #bible thoughts #exodus #art #theology

[anglerflsh]

wow ive been kind of off lately I should take a day to rest an[explosion]

#[.art] #self #complaining tag #I'm good. I needed to draw about it but I'm good. it's fine. whatever #love it when I barely ask you for money to Live outside of gifts and 30 a month. and then you withold the gift SOMEONE ELSE GAVE ME #that's fine it's totally not as if I told you I need that money before. and you decided I was a bit too mean #about you compiling a document I Need To in order to keep the room and board in the place I am living in. by the way #she proceeded to change topic completely to the weather and forget about anything ive told her on the clothes I have here #or about the courses I follow. she takes notes for my sister's classes but cannot be bothered to remember i dont have exams in april #that's fineeee it's fine. it's fine. I know my sistser needs the help and I don't. I would rather die than ask for her help anyways #you can at least pretend to forget about both of us equally instead of telling me I should graduate in two years because im smart enough #which I am not. by the way. At least when I will fail at something I'll have the opportunity to tell her I told you so thank god #dont get me wrong i know her giving me compliments is a good thing I just sort of wish the were things actually about me #and not about the idea she has about me being some kind of prodigy that's simply too lazy to actually be exceptional. anyways

[zu-is-here]

Twins from the other world (*σᴗσ)(ㅎᴗㅎ )

Dentist!Dream idea >:)

Barber!Nightmare by @help-im-a-gay-fish

[12/21] Dream & Nightmare by jokublog

#zu art #comic #dentist!dream #barber!nightmare #dream!sans #nightmare!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #happy belated birthday to them! <3 #(I'm not sure about the warning tags since there's nothing direct here but don't hesitate to ask me if some are needed! ówò) #sponsor of your dentophobia xd #(I can't speak for Nightmare but as for Dream—) #he's really good at wining over the client up to the 'jewelry work' on their body #unhurried. accurate. painstaking ☆ #but when it comes to someone strong and obstinate and stubborn he needs Nightmare's helping hand <3 #they're neither competitors nor lovers but the third mysterious thing?? #me @ my brain: this version of Dream reminds me of... someone... #my brain: do you mean dr. Carlisle Cullen? #me: NO but Oh My God??? #gotta zzz— have a nice day or night everyone!╰(*´︶`*)╯☆ #birthday

[spitblaze]

You ever see something that is meant to be like...an overgeneralized statement for the sake of entertainment or comedy and not at all serious but it's about YOUR special interest and you are just sitting there trying not to explode with an entire explanation of why it's such an overgeneralized statement and the depth of the topic

#spitblaze says things #like. im not about to shame anyone about this. i WANT more people to be interested in video games as a storytelling medium #and calling someone a fucking casual about it Does Not Help #but it IS still a big big overgeneralization to say that all games in the 80s were simple arcade style deals #adventure games came into being in the 80s! maniac mansion and kings quest and snatcher! all 80s titles! #if we wanna go back even further the first Ultima game was 1979! as soon as we had the technology to make more narrative and complex games #we DID #obviously we see more of that now because its the easiest its ever been to make video games and put infinite thought and resources into #worldbuilding and narrative #and YEAH most 70s and 80s games were simple bc uh. our computers werent that good yet lol #but like. oh my god dragon quest and final fantasy 1 came out a year apart in thr 80 #do not tell me it was all run jump get the coin lol

[moeblob]

Demyx (my beloved)

#kingdom hearts #demyx #honestly is there an organization member i dont like? not really tbh #ok i lied maybe one but even then i find him fascinating so even he gets a pass #demyx being such a good boy who doesnt actually care for fighting then having the whole kh3 thing #where he has the yellow eyes but still just helps the good team vaguely then dips out of the entire game #where did he go and why .... what secrets do you hold young man #i should replay kh3 cause there are things i think i remember but idk for sure #like wasnt there actually a scene where hes just... been benched for being bad at being bad or smth #i really remember a scene where either he says or someone else is like oh yeah he got benched lol #like why does he have to be so funny yet get so little screen time im dying squirtle #though for the record him just handing a mannequin to even and saying peace out for the rest of the game WAS hilarious #this is me living the best time line where not only does demyx just dip and never get mentioned from anyone #but also in an otome i played theres a route where my fave guy just also dips early on #and then in the very end some other LI asks another LI what happened to him btw like where did he go #and the another LI was like oh my god i forgot about him idk man #my favorites just making an appearance and leaving is really funny to me #these tags got super long bc im very stressed and now devoting brain power to vgs in order to not cry

[toastymarshie]

“They call our crimes a work of art”

So someone on Tumblr wanted the Barbie ship meme for Pegoryu and I came to deliver. This was fun to make and funni gays doing crime is kinda my thing lol.

OG meme:

#pegoryu #persona 5 #this just fits them #persona 5 joker #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #ryuji sakamoto #Also please someone help me draw Ryuji’s PT outfit #I swear to god I tried my best on this #also the color choices were unintentional (sun and moon go brr) #anyways there are 2 Subtle Easter Eggs so good luck! #yes there is a Set It Off reference bc Partners in Crime just fits

[mooseyspooky]

Songs Moz says he wrote about Johnny:

-Angel, Angel Down We Go Together

Meanwhile, all the songs that I think are actually about Johnny, or in some way referring to him:

-Hand In Glove

-Reel Around The Fountain

-What Difference Does It Make

-Miserable Lie (Linder/Johnny)

-This Charming Man

-These Things Take Time

-Handsome Devil

-Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want

-That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

-Well I Wonder

-I Know It's Over

-Never Had No One Ever

-The Boy with the Thorn in His Side

-There Is a Light That Never Goes Out

-Stretch Out and Wait

-Shakespeare's Sister

-Sweet and Tender Hooligan

-Is It Really So Strange?

-London

-Ask

-I Started Something I Couldn't Finish

-Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before

-Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me

-I Won't Share You

-I Keep Mine Hidden

-Alsatian Cousin

-Angel, Angel Down We Go Together

-Late Night, Maudlin Street

-Suedehead

-Break Up the Family

-I Don't Mind If You Forget Me

-I Know Very Well How I Got My Name

-I'd Love To

-Treat Me Like a Human Being

-Will Never Marry

-He Knows I'd Love to See Him

-Yes, I Am Blind

-Happy Lovers at Last United

-Oh Phoney

-King Leer

-Found Found Found

-You Must Please Remember

-Seasick, Yet Still Docked

-I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday

-Tomorrow

-Spring-Heeled Jim

-Billy Budd

-Hold On to Your Friends

-Speedway

-The Loop

-Honey, You Know Where To Find Me

-Whatever Happens I Love You

-You Should Have Been Nice to Me

-Trouble Loves Me

-Heir Apparent

-The Edges Are No Longer Parallel

-I Like You (Jake/Johnny)

-Let Me Kiss You (Jake/Johnny)

-Friday Mourning

-The Never-Played Symphonies

-I Am Two People

-You Have Killed Me

-Life is a Pigsty

-I Just Want to See the Boy Happy

-To Me You Are A Work of Art (Jake?/Johnny?)

-Black Cloud

-Sorry Doesn't Help

-I'm Ok By Myself

-Forgive Someone

-Home is a Question Mark

-My Love, I'd Do Anything for You (possibly?)

-Darling, I Hug A Pillow

#And some songs I just can't pin down #Like I'm still not sure on You're Gonna Need Someone On Your Side #Or Dear God Please Help Me #Anyways #Moz out here like I will make my obsession with this man my whole career #This man will be turning on a radio for 40 years and still be hearing songs about himself #What a vibe #And then just think about songs we have titles of but no final lyric #The song titled Angie #Or the song titled I Don't Want Us to Finish #How much has this man written about his boyfriend #And then the entirety of List of the Lost #Good gosh #Marrissey

[santacoppelia]

I just finished reading Neverwhere, and I’m about to fall into an intertextuality rabbit hole through Neil Gaiman’s tropes, themes and phrases.

Don’t wait me up, children. This is going to take some time.

I’ll just say that I've just read about an angel living in a trendy district with antique shops and places to eat, who is named after a place, who drinks a very fancy wine… And he is a perfect bastard who loves old music. If you haven’t read or listened to Neverwhere, you don’t need any more spoilers.

No. Not a single thought in my head, really. I won’t spoil anything more. I guess that I’ll spend part of my “birthday holiday” writing this (and reading some more stuff, obviously).

#good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #neverwhere #neil gaiman #intertextuality #literary analysis #i’m already searching for papers on the subject #such a pity i’m not part of Academia #not really #but this would make quite a nice paper #the ocean at the end of the lane #the graveyard book #coraline #i won’t be able to finish American Gods for this tho #but i’ll probably check out some short stories #transforming the brainrot into writing #help me someone

[autismsupersoldier]

every day of my life im thinking of this image

because i am a person full of love and i am worried i express it too much or to the wrong person and what if everyone thinks im a freak or weird or too pushy or have ulterior motives. its spilling out even though i try to keep myself upright and i am so worried that someone doesnt see that as genuine and thinks im weird weird weird. but on the other hand i just try to not care. i know its genuine and i trust the people around me to trust me that they can set a boundary with me about it if its too much. and not call me a freak. or something. i dont know

#i just sent a positive ask to someone and i read it over five times hoping its not too much #i am still worried its too much but so far every time i sent or told something like that to someone else #they were delighted #and i also try to go off of #how id feel if someone told me that #and id be happy #god idk #help #call me peter falk on the set of columbo the way i am always uncertain about everything even if i do a good job #ive been reading a book about the making of columbo #and the way peter acted there resonates with me #ghn gghghh #tommyspeak #JUST REALISED THIS TOO IS DANIIL. WHATEVER. FUCK MY LIFE BING BONG