My only request if they do an episode where Mac gets a real actual boyfriend is that when they inevitably crash and burn it’s entirely Mac’s doing. Because A) Lest people forget Mac is as much of a weird little freak as everyone else and perfectly capable of destroying his own relationships B) It would be funny
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how to platonically confess ur love when ur never emotionally vulnerable at that level and are terrified of being like that bcz what if it’s weird but also u don’t wanna sound like ur killing urself
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infinity train is so messed up for having a perfectly constructed duo of characters both of whom admire and are ashamed of each other simultaneously without either of them being presented as correct in feeling that way
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thinking about it now, Charles Melton should've been nominated for best supporting actor instead of Ryan Gosling as Ken
This might be a hot take here on tumblr dot com buuuuuuuuut
I think Ryan’s nomination is actually deserved.
If we accept the premise of the Oscars, and accept the existence of the Barbie movie, Ryan as Ken could have come off as ridiculous and try-hard but it didn't. My one quibble is that he is too old to play Ken opposite Margot as Barbie (there is ten years difference between them, and there's only so much that makeup and moisturizer can do) but other than that, Ryan Gosling absolutely has the comedy chops and by my count he delivered an adequately charming performance.
This is an aside but something that's getting lost in the hashtag white feminism conversation is that it is narratively absurd that the film industry has rewarded the less important guy but not the literal lead girl from the feminism 101 movie. It feels intellectually dishonest to not acknowledge how on the nose this is. We can talk more about this on @fandomshatewomen if people wanna get into it.
Back to your message though, if we’re exploring hypotheticals, how about we look at the rest of the list of noms:
Mark Ruffalo for Poor Things
Robert Downey Jr for Oppenheimer
Ryan Gosling for Barbie
Robert De Niro for Killers of the Flower Moon
Sterling K Brown for American Fiction
If we are swapping out someone on this list, my personal choice would be Robert De Niro, backup option Robert Downey Jr.
Both of these men are already household names, and this was not either of their best work or tbh even like among their better work. Also, neither of them “needs” this nomination, it does nothing for their careers.
But for an actor like Charles Melton who is good at his job but very much at the beginning of his career, it could mean a meaningful increase to the money his agents can negotiate for him on subsequent projects. Like yes, numbers vary, but the “awards bump” is a thing, and proportionally speaking it would mean WAY more for his career than one of the Roberts.
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revealed my autism at work today and got the usual chorus of "oh i got a little bit of autism, doesn't everybody" and "wow i never would have been able to tell" and "so what are your symptoms" and "can you tell me if my child is autistic"
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Ryan Gosling Characters Spotify
I had the idea to make some playlists for some of Ryans characters - feel free to save them and follow if you like ❤️
Holland March
Ken
Colt Seavers
Ryan Characters generally
Sierra Six / Court Gentry
Driver
Henry Letham
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i think early in CCJ's career if they ever had to pick up normal day jobs on the side to get by Ryan would bite the bullet and take on a food service job so Min wouldn't have to. He saw the spark in Min's eyes when he threw his keys to Dumpty's out the window and wouldn't want to lose it again by seeing him miserably coming home after bussing tables for ungrateful customers, even if Ryan sucks at being a waiter
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Mein GOTT this Oscars was crazy. None of my predictions were right LMAO. First of all, the camera man gets smooched by a neon pink bedazzled shrieking Ryan Goose. Then, I am gobsmacked by the fact that the movie Poor Things even exists. And, finally, Margot Robbie looked gorgeous and I have nothing else to say there.
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Big day for bi ghosts @ tumblr
holy moly, thank you everyone
source: [ryanbergara]
Sept 23, 2022
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i hate that i’m too mentally ill nd (more importantly) too young to be a dad bcz i can feel that strange hyperfixation i had on babies and parenting as an 8-idk yr old slowly creeping back
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My friend is Lesbian and these boy who are homophobic af go up to her and say "GAY GAY GAY GAY" and I'm just like ur making her more gay this is why she doesn't like Men like your not helping to make her straight if thats your intention. Anyways sorry for the rant.
lmao love that for her. men will really call lesbians “gay” like it’s gonna hurt her feelings lol
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