#good morning everyone

[assiraphales]

it’s a beautiful sunny day and I’m at the ballpark with by bat. ‘it’s not that I didn’t enjoy the barbie movie as a casual watch, but something about the monologue dances along the same wavelength as the mcu girl power scene and taylor swift. that corporate feminist twang’ I say as I take my first swing

#sowwy #good morning everyone

[inferno-mp3]

#Good morning everyone #The grief is immense but so is the joy #We are all fragile as fuck #Swag city #fire emblem three houses #fe3h meme #fe3h shitpost #fe3h incorrect quotes #sylvain jose gautier #petra macneary #dorothea arnault #linhardt von hevring #hilda valentine goneril #holst sigiswald goneril #byleth eisner #felix hugo fraldarius #claude von reigen #constance von nuvelle #seteth #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #ferdinand von aegir #marianne von edmund

[stardustdiiving]

Furina probably spent her last 500 birthdays throwing a massive extravagant citywide party since it’s considered a public holiday in Fontaine, while Nahida probably spent her last 500 birthdays locked up in the Sanctuary of Surasthana with the Akedemiya neglecting the Sabzeruz Festival because they hate the arts and also that Nahida’s birth + existence to them is first and foremost a reminder of Rukkhadevata’s death than anything else.

The most important thing to note, however, is at the end of the day as they sit by themselves and think about how another birthday has come and gone they both feel deeply alone in the very same way

#furina #nahida #archons #Genshin #fern.txt #good morning everyone #fandomferns

[wrathofrats]

Thinking about Swiss using his quint and water magic to force phantom to drool like the pathetic little thing he is. Can’t even protest, just slur his words while drool escapes his mouth like a brainless slut (:

#good morning everyone #this is what we are on today #we need to be weirder about multi #we have the capability #the band ghost #ghost #nameless ghouls #ghost bc #swiss ghoul #phantom ghoul #aeon ghoul

[qroier]

roier cubito is literally the number one platonic aro partner collector like he gets ALL the aros running to him first jaiden and now etoiles and next the world he's unstoppable

#good morning everyone #qsmp #roier #etoiles #qbloodhounds #jaiden animations #speaking #alternative version of this post: roier etoiles and cellbit platonic polycule plus jaiden's invited too aaaaaand send

[mymp3]

Swag moment

#good morning everyone #persona 3 #minato arisato #compendiumnotebook

[hellcifrogs]

Bad news: Couldn't sleep all night bc my toe hurts! >:'(

Good news: I get to see the sunrise and be awake for my favorite time of the day! I can hear the birds, the streets are still quiet and the sky is nice and clear~

#frog noises #still thats the most stupidest fucking reason #good morning everyone

[trans-l-lawliet]

#death note #dn #light yagami #kira #good morning everyone

[gaystan]

possible jobs for cartman:

security at a casino

used car salesman

assistant manager at kfc

cashier at ulta beauty who insults customers right to their face

hitman, does hate crimes for 50 percent off

security at the mall

director of exploitative gay porn

cohost of an extremely controversial podcast

#eric cartman #south park #good morning everyone #microceleb au #<- i guess #a personal favorite

[astrum-aetherium]

needlessly detailed description of giving head to henry ahead, so beware. pathetically unnecessary, but alas. to whom it may concern:

i woke up and developed a simple thought — an urge even — to feel henry's vein(s) on my tongue, and i'm sure you can imagine what kind. picture this: in the middle of going down on him, you abruptly halt, maybe overwhelmed or merely intent on catching him off-guard for once; he's heavy and ardent in your mouth, and then you get a better sense of it upon your tongue — the slightly more pliable unevenness that trembles with each accelerated beat of his heart, a prominently plump vein. thereby, you feel his life and his passion and his fervor rushing through him so directly, so intimately... right there upon your tongue... i cannot. i cannot do this today...

and how he, upon becoming puzzled with your inertia, would carefully place a large, warm palm upon the crown of your head... not particularly as a sort of force to spur you on, but more as a supportive gesture... with the gentle, yet firm words “are you all right?” descending from his lips from above... how you would keep the secret of having enjoyed this brief moment of torpor so grandly it only bestowed you with more motivation to keep going with more zeal, more ardor to it... yes, oh yes. pleeease.

#a simple thought #astrum's pathos #good morning everyone #henry winter imagine #henry winter x reader #henry winter thirst #henry winter smut #indulgent thoughts #weeping at the thought of this #your honor i need him #unfortunately

[jennilah]

same energy

#good morning everyone #saw iv #saw 4 #peter strahm #saw #saw franchise #sawposting

[kittykatninja321]

omegaverse Jenny Holzer voice alphas don’t protect you anymore

#Good morning everyone #shitpost

[accio-victuuri]

CPN: Mister Snowman ❄️

it’s such a busy monday! i got freakin nervous cause i woke up and saw zz’s post which was like an hour ago. then my notification pinged and it’s wyb’s weibo. 👀👀👀 it was him reposting the redmi lab video. my heart wouldn’t be able to take it if he shared a snow related post too. 😂😂😂

anyway, about the snowman. as mentioned in my previous post, it had all the symbolism that is related to xz and by extension — bjyx. the red cape & little prince. the mole and heart. his version of the snowman, based on the emoji he used is the one with a hat on “⛄️”. which is just so cheeky of him, knowing how cpfs speculated about the hat. why don’t you just let it wear the actual hat?

we may never know the true intention, if he was really basing it on the emoji or was this actually inspired by wyb’s. his own way of trolling lol. or maybe someone was with him while making it. i can imagine him going: “lol lao wang it’s you!”

one person pointed out that the heart is a shock absorber used in playing tennis! it’s a nice detail cause we are aware that xz is into tennis, in addition, wyb has been lowkey taking up the sports too. was he playing and then at some point went outside and made this? who was he with? this is cpn territory so we think it’s wyb. what kind of cpf would i be if i didn’t find it cute that they experienced the first snow of the year together and made this. 🥹🥹🥹

xzs also reposted this and their caption is the same as what they wrote back in 2019 for the snow video. yes, the same one that was heavily CPNd xz saying lao wang it’s snowing. we couldn’t hear it cause that bit was muted in the video which made it more sus. is this a clue? or are they too lazy to think of a new caption? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

the file size of the photo is also very small, 52 kb which leads people to think that it was sent from we chat or taken by wechat camera. so is this a leftover? it’s fine. we’re used to it.

this made me think that it’s the reason why he went online earlier today. but the thing is, he didn’t post it that time but in the afternoon. did he queue it somehow? oh well. i will continue to clown that it’s because he was checking out wyb’s photos 🤡

P.S : I see other cpfs talking about the heart shaped snow too since we’re in the topic of snow and bjyx. here’s the cpn for that if you haven’t heard of it or you wanna know the full story.

END.

#yizhan #bjyx #there is no science here i’m just clowning like i always do #GOOD MORNING EVERYONE #i really wanna make a post about the times they gifted things to each other AHHHHHH i swear it keeps me up lol #but it depends on my workload this week 🙃🙃🙃

[redhotfemme]

I want to make out with a girl while she's in my lap, riding my dick. My arms firmly around her, my cock deep inside her, she's really appreciating the benefits of having a trans lover right now.

#scarlet speaks #lesbian nsft #wlw nsft #trans nsft #good morning everyone

[louisefrompikmin]

Good morning everyone :D how everyone feeling today ?

Fatchu dosen't look good

Also random meme of the day

Louimar ~♡ for life

#good morning #good morning everyone #pikmin #olimar pikmin #captain olimar #olimar #pikmin olimar #Shepherd #shepherd #erma shepherd #pikmin shepherd #shepherd pikmin #pikmin 4 #brittany pikmin #pikmin brittany #brittany #lesbian #pikmin meme #pikmin memes #louie pikmin #pikmin louie #louie #pokemon plushies #pokemon plush #pikachu #fatchu #pokemon #pokémon #pikachu plush #louimar

[twinsfawn]

music so good it makes u put ur airpods case in ur pussy like a jade egg

#good morning everyone