So someone said that Crowley and Aziraphale love each other so much, that they forgot to ask how the other wants to be loved.
Do not touch me, I'm not okay...
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Some people don't relate to my "I SHED STRAIGHT FRIENDS LIKE SNAKE CROWLEY SHEDS HIS SKIN" phrase and it shows
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I think the Bible made a Good Omens reference
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anthony j. crowley really is the character ever. he's the snake of eden. he's millions of years old. he can stop time. he likes to feed ducks. his vintage car is cursed to forever play queen. he invented the selfie. he drinks six shots of espresso straight. he lied about starting the spanish inquisition and they believed him. he lost the fucking antichrist. she's genderfluid.
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i think it's really funny when people describe Crowley's hair as silky or soft or something along those lines in fics, because if you look at David Tennant closely, you can see they used like 50 hair products on his hair to sculpt that shit to perfection. it's probably hard as a rock or stickier than glue. i want a fic where it's like:
Crowley rests his head on Aziraphale's chest, snuggling close. The angel smiles and raises his hand to stroke his hair, but once his fingers are buried in those shiny red locks, they're trapped in a crunchy sea of slick goop. The slimy texture sticks to his fingers like superglue. He tries to pull his hand back, but it's completely stuck. Not even three consecutive miracles can do the trick. He prays for salvation.
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Crowley: “I am not kind and don’t care whatsoever”
Also Crowley: Is seriously preoccupied with well-being of park ducks and their healthy diet
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