#goonery

[sidsinning]

girl. girl what happened to you girl. It only took a week of that man being on the air for you to switch sides. girl

Help

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #only 2 episodes too #absolute goonery from me #ask

[firelise]

My favorite Mew quotes so far:

"If I have sex with you, I'm gonna be so into you. If I'm so into you, I will call you, snoop your insta, and check my messages all the time...I don't want to listen to Ink Waruntorn's music and cry in my room every day."

"I love the sound you make when having sex."

"I'm bored."

"I'm afraid of big trucks. You know that."

"We don't know what the future holds. [*ominous smile*]"

#what can I say? shes iconic #[kamala harris hand over heart] #its like looking in a mirror truly #only friends #only friends mew #only friends the series #mew #ofts #we dont know what the future holds is batman villain levels of goonery #i mean

[queercodedvillains]

Does anyone remember the zombie filler episode of shippuden? cuz i didnt until I look up from shitposting to see that I’m like six episodes deep into a filler ark and now I’m watching the hidden leaf get invaded by resurrected ninja from some feudal monarchists?

#naruto rewatch #literally what the fuck is this episode #i love filler though #give me that character development #give me low stakes shenanigans #no ones gonna die bc that can only happen in canon #so its just some goonery #i love it im having so much fun

[faeriekit]

I'm not going to lie, there's some sweet, sweet allure in a premise based on "Johnny 13 ends up in Gotham just for shits and giggles only to accidentally settle down there."

This dude just happens to be Haunted as Fuck™️. His vibes are rank and he's rude as shit. Negative rizz. You literally can't pay him to do your goonery for you, but if you phrase it as a bad enough idea he'll do it for free...? But then like the whole building will explode for no reason or something else as equally as catastrophic and improbable?? What the fuck man

Just. This dead dude and his supernatural manifestation of bad luck is completely indecipherable from Gotham's natural toxicity to the point where he just...makes friends. Is a shitty upstairs neighbor. Shops at the corner store. Despite the odds, he's just Some Guy™️. He gets signed up for the Goonion. He reasonably could be any age between 19 and sixty. Two-Face kicked him out of his gang twice.

#I bet he gets into fistfights with Jason at the motorcycle club #I bet the local sandwich shop hates him #I bet the local villains hate just like this one guy for personal reasons that don't match up with anybody else's reasons #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #free to a good home #dcu crossover

[backwardblackbyrd]

fortune favors the goons babeeeyyyy

#lissen i've always found one of the most fulfilling parts of hospitality to be the goonery you gotta do to like. #survive being in guest service #meaning sometimes you have to be a little rotten to solve some of the problems that come up in hotels lmao #pretending you're calling arrivals to get their room preference when really you're hoping they'll say they're not coming bc you're oversold #talking someone on the fence about cancelling into actually cancelling bc again you're oversold #(with a full refund!!! stop clutching your pearls!!!) #ya know...! goon shit! #and now that i'm corporate i really don't get to be on my goon shit often bc ya know. corporate. #but i recently found an opportunity to engage in some goonery and it worked out in my favor and i love that for me #fortune favors the goons baBEY #hospitality problems

[ot3]

i think house's weirdo PI is a really good bit character. this is the level of goonery that procedural tv dramedy side characters should be operating on

#houselb #house is not taking the breakup with wilson well you love to see it

[thewebcomicsreview]

I enjoy how you write action, do you have any tips for writing action in a webcomic? I struggle with the inherently broken up pace of reading a webcomic interacting with wanting a cool action scene.

To be honest, I don't think I'm particularly good at writing action, and wouldn't offer advice on it if you didn't ask! That said, my first advice would be to go read Ten Earth-Shattering Blows, which I think has great action scenes. Will it help you as I writer? I dunno, but it's a rad comic.

That aside, I think action scenes are just normal scenes that happen to have action, and follow all the same rules. A fight scene is a scene with a story within itself that also (hopefully) adds something to the comic as a whole. And, as a webcomic, you probably want something interesting happening on every page, or at least most pages, and you likely can't spend 200 pages on a fight scene over 11 chapters like a shounen manga or such could. So let's take a closer look at Ten Earth-Shattering Blows, and its first major fight.

Quick recap: Landa (in the dress) is visiting a slummy low fantasy city to try and get help in a quest. She tries recruiting evil goons and they're all "We are evil goons" and she's all "Ah beans". There's some scuffling I'm skipping over before Janflinn, with the maces, secretly reveals to Landa he's been hired to protect her. Janflinn's appearance and position in the story signals to the audience that he's the main hero. His plan is interrupted when a "monster" who saw Landa earlier and freaked out, escapes from a cage that was hanging nearby and jumps on the roof.

Janflinn effortlessly one-shots the monster, and all the characters exposit about how kewl and powerful he is. This establishes him as a powerful badass fighter, and we begin to form a mental image of him and Landa going on adventures.

Except get fucked, the monster gets back up and kills Janflinn with her own face! Your mental image of how this comic was going was wrong!

The monster beats two other guards to prove she didn't just get lucky, then uses Janflinn's weapons to get her mask off, revealing herself to be a woman. She takes Landa hostage, which has plot implications obviously, but also establishes what kind of person she is. She tells the evil goons she'll kill Landa if they attack her, and they're all "We are evil goons" and she's all "Ah beans".

She is challenged to a duel by one of the dudes, and compliments his axe before killing him with a throwing knife. From this setup, you'd expect her next line to be something like "I'm taking it" and taking his axe, but no, she books it. This, again, establishes her character. She's a tough and strong barbarian, but she's pragmatic and isn't going to show off unnecessarily. Also it's setting up a cliche and then doing something else instead.

The goons shoot down at our protagonists with arrows, so the monster pulls them into a building, smashing the innocent rando in the way. This provides a bit of a breather in the fight, so that the Monster and Landa can have a quick conversation establishing why the Monster's still carrying Landa who had no use as a hostage.

Plot points established, goons show up and force our protagonists to move to a new location in a cool and exciting way.

The monster unintentionally drops a sword into the crowd, and yells at the slaves to revolt, creating a bunch of chaos, before fighting a goon who ends up being stronger than he looks and getting the upper hand (Protip! Unnamed goons can still be competent and threatening! Most of the great Indiana Jones action scenes are against competent goons, and good goonery is badly under-rated). While the monster gets out of this jam through some cleverness, this is helping set the tone for her. She's not the Incredible Hulk, and while she's way bigger and stronger than most people in this setting, there are still a lot of dudes even bigger and stronger than her, and she needs to use her wits to survive.

Though, for a finale escape, we actually get a joke at the monster's expense, when her "Ride on a lizard and jump over the wall" plan fails and they have to kind of scrib-scrabble up the rest of the way.

Nevertheless, scrib-scrabble up the wall they do, as people look on in shock at how cool "this woman" is, and she grabs Landa and they ride off on a pig.

So, this whole scene was about 22 pages, with a bit of talking in the middle. What have we learned

This comic will go out of its way to set up a cliche plot and then surprise you with a twist

The monster is our protagonist. Landa is also here, but she is completely useless at basically everything.

The monster has no compunctions about killing people and fighting dirty to do it, and isn't super discriminating about who "deserves" violence.

This setting is full of silly miniboss types, and anyone and any time could potentially be a match for the monster, even if she herself can't always know how tough a dude is until after the fight starts.

The monster is kidnapping Landa for plot reasons

The monster is a strong badass

But she's not the strongest badass in the world, by a long shot, and also has to use her wits to win fights

Her wits are also slightly unreliable, so she has to use determination and pluck to seal the deal.

The monster can start a slave revolt by literally just going "Revolt! >:(". This is not a very stable society.

That's a lot of learning! We are getting a lot of exposition with our muscly violence. Flexposition™! And all this learning and plot development goes miles towards make the fight be a fight scene and not just the comic stopping so people can punch each other for a bit.

As long as the scene works as a scene and does the things you want it to do, all the face punching and chandelier-swinging is the seasoning you add on top.

Of course, a fight scene can have an entirely internal narrative as well, that tells us something interesting (quick example: Luke vs Vader in Empire Strikes Back, and the way Vader starts the fight really casual and bored and gets progressively more pissed off, most good pro wrestling matches, etc etc). The point of your scene can be whatever you want, even "Look how cool this fight scene is!". As long as you know what that point is and keep building to it, you're probably on the right track

#Ten Earth-Shattering Blows #Advice

[itspyon]

Just imagine being George and finding that perfect guy that ticks off all your boxes and then he's like "oh yeah, I am Dream :)" and you're just like YEAH I NOTICED

this why fics where dnf meet post dream fame are so awesome to me, my guilty pleasure. i looove the idea of george, non-mcyt, meeting this guy who's just perfect and what comes with him being famous, and he's like "hi i'm dream" and the absolute gay goonery from george

#pyon askies

[eoieopda]

i’m going to discuss this one (1) time in full and then i will no longer devote my time, energy, or blog space to this topic. i simply cannot be assed to keep having this conversation. i will continue to block these anons as they pop up. in fact, i'll see y'all in a minute when you inevitably come calling.

here’s the tldr for anyone who is curious but does not have the capacity and/or desire to continue seeing this shit*.

*i have neither, and yet this is somehow still not over??

this whole thing is both buffoonery and goonery. i am so, so tired.

the people doing this are more concerned with hurting M and M’s friends than they are with their allegations of racism.

it’s gross as hell that people have misappropriated and devalued what could’ve been a meaningful discussion about an important topic... to instead shit on people they don't like.

i see you, besties 👀

tw: racism as written by white creators & as i have personally experienced (examples of micro-aggressions, racist messages i’ve received, etc.,) anonymous messages, harassment, cyberbullying.

p.s. i recognize that this is an exercise in futility and that literally nothing will convince these people to stop. i also recognize that saying something will probably make things worse for me. that's a problem for future jade™️, though, because present jade™️ is on one.

as we’re all aware, somebody is engineering an anonymous hate train against some of the writers on this site. these anons have been in their feelings (and the inboxes of writers, hate blogs, their own vagueposts, etc.) for weeks.

for what is probably the 100th time: my opinions are my own. i speak for myself, loudly and exclusively. not everyone is going to agree with me; that’s fine. my problem is not — and has never been — that people have different opinions than i do about the things i’m about to discuss. i’ll get into that later.

where it started:

an anon sent a message to a tea blog (read: hate blog) about M, who is white. the anon’s stated issue was that M included a depiction of racism/xenophobia in a chapter of a fic; and anon didn't feel that they should have. the position they took (if it existed in a vacuum) was valid and within their right to take. the way they went about all of this (by posting on a hate blog? in the year of our lord 2023?) was — in my opinion — sus as hell.

and that was before we all figured out what was happening here.

my position on white ppl writing about racism:

if a white writer can’t depict nuance or demonstrate any meaningful understanding of the issues they want to discuss, it’s my opinion that they have no business doing so.

for example: i’ve seen stories by white writers in which BIPOC react exclusively with violence or harsh words when confronted with racism. this, to me, is an “orange flag” because actual BIPOC have to do a lot of calculating in these situations. sure, the impulse to hulk out is there, but so is the risk that our immediate safety would be compromised further by hulking out. if that ^ kind of consideration isn’t fleshed out, i have a problem. when i see that ^ in stories, it tells me that the writer is not viewing the events they’re writing about through the lens of someone who actually experiences them and has not done their due diligence.

when i read racism as written by white authors, i primarily look at four things:

is the racist action depicted believable, or is it clear that the writer has absolutely no clue what they’re trying to talk about & made no attempts to learn?

does the inclusion of racism make sense in the context provided, or was it included for nefarious purposes (shock value, wokeness points™️, etc.)?

is there inclusion of the characters’ race, ethnicity, and/or culture in the fic outside their experiencing racism, or is that the only representation we get?

how do the characters process/react to this racism?

important context:

at the time i read the fic that sparked this whole ordeal, i’d just “met” M. this was around the time we became mutuals and started getting to know each other. all that to say, when i read this fic and formed an opinion on it, that was done as a reader, not a friend.

not as an “ass-licker,” “boba liberal,” worshipper of whiteness, and/or whatever else these anons have called me, either.

my opinion on the fic/situation hasn’t changed now that we are friends. if anything, getting to know M as a person (and not just as a writer whose fics i liked) has reinforced my opinion. regardless of what these anons have said, the M i know is a deeply empathetic and supportive friend. they consistently uplift me — and others — and make me feel seen/heard.

the only people who are indicating otherwise haven’t publicly identified themselves or stated any basis upon which their opinions (or borderline obsessive behaviors) are founded.

for what it’s worth, none of them that i’ve seen have even claimed to be asian. this will become relevant in a moment.

my position on the fic in question:

i'm a korean immigrant living in the united states. the chapter in question showed racism experienced by korean people in the united states. i'm qualified to make up my own damn mind about this.

i didn't have a problem with it, based on that four-part analysis i described up yonder. here's why:

(1) the depiction was of something i personally experience on a semi-frequent basis. in my life, racism often takes the form of micro-aggressions, as was the case in the chapter.

for example: being compared to people i look nothing like and/or aren’t korean simply because they’re also asian; people rolling their eyes when i correct the pronunciation of my (obviously) asian name like it’s not worth their effort; and tokenism/fetishizing, as if i’m a collectible item based on where i was born and not a full-fledged human being who is many things beyond simply being korean.

in my opinion, M’s portrayal of this more “subtle” racism (aka no slurs, no violence, etc.) was believable. to me, them making this choice demonstrated an understanding of what others experience, despite not experiencing it themselves.

(2) the scene made sense to me in the context of the chapter. bts encountered racism when they broke into the US, and the characters were in the US for an award show. frankly, i appreciated the acknowledgment of how asian immigrants/international tourists are treated in america because it’s not something i noticed non-asian people pointing out at all until COVID hit.

(3) the MC is a reader-insert who lives in korea and speaks korean. yoongi is obviously korean. the racism/xenophobia experienced by the characters in this chapter is not the only time i saw these things depicted in this series. importantly, the other references to korean culture were thoughtfully made, and they were either neutral or positive, not negative. the conclusion i came to was that M took this seriously, as they should have.

(4) the reaction of the characters is one i frequently have (not engaging, walking away) and i think it was communicated well in this scene why they reacted the way they did.

this was significant to me.

reading that, i got the impression that M had discussed this with BIPOC in their life and listened when they shared their experiences. that impression turned out to be accurate, though i didn’t have confirmation of this at the time i read the fic.

(conclusion) if i thought that any of these four things weren’t handled well, i would’ve brought my thoughts to M directly because it is important that these conversations happen. it’s also important that white writers listen. from where i’m standing, M has been open to those conversations with others, on or off anon. i believe that they do take this feedback to heart; and that they were taking steps to remedy those things — prior to being bullied off the platform at the end of april.

why ✨ i ✨ have a problem

i’ve discussed this issue already here, but i’ll elaborate further.

i have no reason whatsoever to believe that these anons are/were looking for changed behavior or remedial action because they continued to harass M — on M's blog, through the hate blog, and on the blogs of literally any person who has so much as perceived them — when M was addressing the issue. based on that, i have serious doubts that these anons care about the issue of racism the way they purport to. worse, they’re now harassing BIPOC in their inboxes and on the aforementioned hate blog.

on park jimin's internet, no less!

i haven’t spent much time discussing the substantive issue (hence this post) but have been very vocal about how shitty the anons’ behavior is. again, see here for the only take i’ve posted thus far (spoiler alert: cyberbullying is bad.)

for reasons that aren’t clear to me, that take resulted in metric ton of shit in my inbox. here’s a small sampling of what i've been forced to read with my own two (2) eyes in the past 24 hours:

*i did not include screenshots of other users’ inboxes in which anon messages reference me, or untagged submissions on the hate blog that very clearly allude to me.

at some point ?? they were mad about racism ?? but now the racism ?? is calling from inside the house ??????

and one last thing before i go touch grass….

i have reason to believe that this entire situation was orchestrated by small people with big feelings about M as a person, not about what they wrote. that’s not my story to tell, though, so i won’t.

when this shit kicked up, the majority of us who were/are being harassed installed IP trackers on our blogs because the identity of these people was suspected but not confirmed. that means we can see who they are, what they do on our blogs, and how many times per day they view our blogs (hint: a lot). we know that they are jumping from one blog to another as if they’re stopping on a goddamn mail route.

some of us (myself included) have alerts set to notify us via email when they pop by for a visit.

their presence on my blog this week lines up with the hostile and blatantly racist anonymous messages i’ve been receiving. i don’t think that’s a coincidence.

they’re either the ones sending them, or they’re lurking to see if/how i react to these messages.

that’s categorically fucked up.

#jade speaks #jade engages in discourse #psa #tw racism #tw harassment #tw bullying

[unknowncruiser]

Enter the Dumbzone

Ethan sat comfortably in the basement with his two buddies, casually engaging in conversation. As they chatted about their day, Ethan observed an opportunity to initiate their journey into the dumbzone.

"So, guys, I was thinking," Ethan began, his voice filled with a mischievous tone, "what if we take the gooning experience to a whole new level?"

His friends glanced at him, intrigued. "What do you mean, bro?" one of them asked.

Ethan leaned forward, a small smile playing on his lips. "Imagine a state of complete and utter dumbness. A place where thoughts fade away, and all that remains is pure goon bliss."

The bros exchanged curious glances. "That sounds… interesting," one of them replied, slightly hesitant.

Ethan seized the moment, his voice laced with subtle suggestion. "You know, it's like entering the… dumbzone."

The words hung in the air, a subtle trigger that began to weave its magic. The bros paused, mid-sentence, their thoughts momentarily disrupted. A flicker of confusion crossed their faces, but they couldn't quite grasp the interruption.

"Wait, what were we talking about?" one of them asked, his brow furrowed.

Ethan seized another opportunity. "Oh, I remember now. We were discussing… the dumbzone."

A glimmer of recognition flashed in their eyes, but their train of thought derailed once again. The bros stumbled, their words becoming fragmented and disjointed.

"Bro, did you see that… dumbzone?" one of them managed to utter, his voice trailing off.

"Dude, it's like… in the dumbzone, everything… goes," the other mumbled, his sentence incomplete.

Ethan continued, skillfully navigating the conversation, slipping in the trigger word whenever he could. Each time, the bros' expressions grew more vacant, their speech reduced to mere fragments.

"Yeah, man, the… dumbzone is where it's at," one of them said, struggling to find the right words.

"Dumbzone… is like… total… blank canvas," the other added, his voice fading.

As the conversation progressed, Ethan skillfully maneuvered through the verbal maze, dropping the word "dumbzone" with calculated precision. The bros' expressions transformed, their minds becoming blank canvases ready to be painted with gooner bliss.

They gazed at Ethan with wide, vacant eyes, their mouths slightly agape. Thoughts faded away, replaced by a deep sense of tranquility and surrender. They had fully succumbed to the power of the dumbzone.

And so, the three bros sat in the basement, their transformation complete. Blank canvases waiting to be filled with the colors of goonery, their minds adrift in the depths of the dumbzone. Ethan watched, satisfied with his ability to guide them into this state of blissful surrender.

"Alright bro's, grab your weiners, and let's get deeper into the dumbzone." The journey had been slow and deliberate, but now, they were ready to explore the boundless realms of gooner culture, united in their shared experience of dumbness and pleasure.

As the three bros sat around the table, their conversation slowly dwindled into fragmented phrases and scattered thoughts. Ethan, with a mischievous glint in his eyes, skillfully slipped the word "dumbzone" into his continuing speech, guiding them further into the goon sesh. The room was filled with the scent of poppers and Ethan's Weiner, and the equipment laid out on the table beckoned to them.

Dude 1: "Broooo... weiner... goon... zone..."

Dude 2: "Duuude... rods... dumb... so dumb..."

Ethan: "That's it, bros! Embrace the dumbness, let it consume you. Just relax, let the spirals on the screen hypnotize you deeper into the dumbzone. You're like blank canvases now, ready to be painted with the colors of gooner culture."

The three bros sat in a blissful silence, their faces taking on the signature dumbzone expression. Their thoughts became muddled, their speech reduced to simple utterances of "bro" and "dude." They were completely entranced, lost in the depths of the goon sesh.

And so, they embarked on their goon journey, united in their shared love for all things dumb, silly, and hypnotic. The sesh had begun, and the three bros were ready to immerse themselves fully in the gooner culture that Ethan had introduced them to.

With all the bros fully immersed in the dumbzone, their gooner rods pulsating with goon energy, Ethan couldn't resist teasing them a little. A mischievous smile played on his lips as he watched their dumbzoneness intensify.

"Looks like you boys are really feeling it now, huh?" Ethan chuckled, his voice dripping with playful amusement.

Bro 1, his eyes glazed over, managed to mumble, "Bro… so good… dumbzone…"

Ethan laughed, his voice laced with a hint of gooner swagger. "Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, bro. We're just getting started. The gooner rods hold the power, and you're about to experience it full throttle."

Bro 2, his tongue lolling out of his mouth, chimed in, "Duuude… can't stop… gooning…"

Ethan's eyes sparkled with excitement. "That's right, bro. Embrace the goon. Let it consume you completely. Squeeze those gooner rods tight and feel the surge of dumbzoneness. You're entering a whole new level of goon liberation."

Bro 3, his dumbzone expression locked in place, managed to utter, "Goon… so strong… can't resist…"

Ethan nodded, his voice a low, hypnotic whisper. "Exactly, bro. The goon is irresistible. It flows through you, empowers you. Embrace the sensations, the rhythm. Let the gooner rods guide you deeper into the gooniverse."

As the goon music played in the background, Ethan reveled in the sight of his bros lost in the goon's embrace. Their dumbzoneness was a testament to the power of gooner culture, the unity they shared, and the freedom they found in their surrender to the goon. It was a moment of pure gooner bliss, and Ethan was proud to be their goon guru, guiding them through this transformative journey.

The room filled with the pulsating energy of the gooner rods and the echoes of their simple, gooned-out phrases. The gooniverse had claimed them, and together, they reveled in the uninhibited joy of the dumbzone.

[littleeyesofpallas]

Random Gotham rogues headcanon:

While overseeing general scheming and goonery, if Jonathan Crane spots one of his henchmen slacking or screwing up, he will passive-aggressively start whistling "If I Only Had A Brain" to alert them to their mistake and his disapproval, although he'll never single out who specifically has made a mistake; he just lets his goons' paranoia motivate them to double check their own work until the one who screwed up figures it out. As a result his long time goons will all collectively and instinctively tense or flinch if they hear the tune start the echo from the back of the hideout, warehouse, makeshift chem lab, dark of an alley, or other place they're skulking about.

Similarly he'll whistle it when approaching some batfam or other vigilante who's fallen into his traps. His version of a slow clap reveal.

#random headcanon #dc comics #batman #gotham rogues #jonathan crane #scarecrow #i'll admit i 100% stole this from a driving instructor i had back in high school #if we made little mistakes like forgetting a turn signal #or if we pulled a rolling stop at an empty intersection #anything that wasnt quite big enough to make a whole scene about #he'd start whistling wizard of oz and taking notes #he was a small mousy southern man with a large head #he looked like mr.mxyzptlk #he complained of the amish being hazards on the road often

[chardamnation]

Obligatory intro post

This is inspired by the urfaveisinhell blog! This is, in no way, copying the original!

Heyo! I'm Alison, the (only (might regret this soon.)) owner for this blog! I take a lot of requests, as I'm ironically enough TERRIBLY multi-fandom, as long as you give me a name and a source!

If you want to submit an OC, go right ahead! All you need is a transparent PNG of them! :-)

If I can't find anything transparent, I'll use something stupid as a substitute or just make my own image X_X

the main tags i'll be using are #character damnation for gimmick posts and #characters spared for non-gimmick posts!

Obligatory DNI, I think

Pretty much anything problematic. Coffin of Andy and LeyLey, OKEGOM, Mogeko (?) Castle, all of that stuff.

As much as the characters deserve it, this is not a safe space for your goonery.

#characters spared #another gimmick blog #what to heck! #who wouldve seen it coming! #not me of course!!

[sailoryooons]

your trademarks (yes, plural.)

bone chewing

creativity + discipline that i wholeheartedly admire but cannot for the life of me emulate, lmfao.

WHO ORDERED THE DESCRIPTIVE LANGUAGE? me!! i did!! from you specifically!!!

being the counselor/mediator for the entirety of armyblr ☠️ truly, you are the turtle holding up this stupid, stupid universe, and 99.9% of people have no idea how much effort you expend (for free!!!) to make this space as inclusive/safe as possible for others.

the funniest fucking beta comments. like, people come to you for your insight and Big Brain generally, and they get it; but they stay for the absolute buffoonery and goonery in the chat. totally makes writing 5000x more fun when you’re involved.

🍤

WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME WANT TO CRY YOU DEVIOUS LITTLE FUCK!!!!!!!!! I was not prepared for this to be so god damn nice apdidkwwodidjjs I do not deserve you. I hold NOTHING together!!!! I am simply a woman using a toothpick as a sword and a picture of Yoongi as my shield!!!!!

However I enjoy leaving fuck ass comments as a beta reader so THAT I will accept!!!!

Tell me what my trademark is

#brb sobbing crying screaming #replies #ask game

[rubbarband]

Yosuke, Ryuji, Sakura and Desmond play Lethal company, call that lethal goonery.

I should get paid to be unfunny.

@yosukeh

@electricea

@hana-akari

#outofcostume #//I'm stalling

[oddsconvert]

Felix burns josh and is like

man. why isn’t this working. what the hell is wrong with you josh.

kurtis: yeah man can’t imagine why /s

😂 lmao

LMAOAOAO THIS IS TOO ACCURATE - I CACKLED!

Kurtis is honestly forever fed up with Felix's buffoonery, goonery and tomfoolery. Very much: "Dude, I'll do anything for you - ride or die. But you're a fucking moron. No wonder the poor guy is shit scared of you."

Meanwhile Felix is standing there with a knife to Josh's throat, staring back at Kurtis like this: 🤨🧍🔪 "He's the problem, not me 😤"

#Kurtis is deffo gonna show up a lot more down the line :D #answered asks #play pretend #josh barlowe oc #felix conner oc #horrible bastard man™️ #PlayPretendAsks

[scariercnidaria]

i dont like izzy 'cause hes hot' i like him cause hes got transgender autism ands 5"7 + clearly mad about it (endangered species &/ he just like me fr). And bc con oneill is hot. i will admit his chronic strep throat and swagless goonery have bewitched me body and soul. However

& not to be a bitch online and vaguepost about takes that r dustier than a Very Old Thing (ths post has been sat in the drafts for abt 3 months now. lmao.)-- and not that ive watched stranger things either-- but i (3 months ago) seen some people comparing izzy with some asshole character from that, talkin about "both their whole character arcs" and i just gotta be like.. what character arc? we hav had One Season. please tell me o oracle, divine from your leaves just what djenkins and the other writers have in store for this wet little dude in this 3-seasons-is-ideal show.

#'live and let live' No. I want to bitch abt it #not that ive seen anyone... like...... rabidly ofmdposting in a while..... i just having fun #love beating dead horses love making other people look at my opinions #ofmd #izzy hands #our flag means death