I'd like to think healing magic naturally doesn't produce the soothing light it's associated with. Rather, healers make the light on purpose to distract you from wound gore and keep you calm.
Rogue with a large bleeding wound: Haha, so bright, can't see a thing!
Healer, lying: It's just a tiny cut, don't worry :)
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theres a toucan outside my window, can you give me a sweet fact about toucans so i can say heey this buddys sweet :)
no but I can give you a really weird fact!
see, unlike almost every other bird of the planet, toucans are completely unable to grow down feathers.
that might sound a little nonsensical, but down feathers are the fluffy underlayer that other birds have between their regular flight feathers and their skin! this layer of fluff provides the birds with extra insulation and shock absorption, and are so damn good at their job that humans regularly steal them for use in jackets and pillows.
and since toucans just straight don't have this layer under their body feathers, you can actually see their translucent skin under there if you hold them right!
(most bird skin is translucent, you just can't see it like this because there's down in the way. unless the bird in question is a toucan. weirdos.)
but more importantly, down USUALLY serves as insulation for vulnerable chicks, and is replaced/covered up as the chick's body feathers grow in!
BUT NOT TOUCANS. baby toucans are born completely naked-o, and they stay that way until their body feathers decide to show up.
which looks really weird, actually.
in timelapse, it looks like a chorus of tiny old men spontaneously grew their own tuxedos.
but anyway this really has no bearing on your day-to-day life, but the next time you see one of these:
just know that they're hiding a REALLY WEIRD secret under there.
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Help I cannot stop thinking about cat noir joining blond boys with fucked up right arms club by hawkmoth cutting his arm off to get the miraculous and immediately it turns him back into Adrien and hawkmoth just realizes he has in fact just cut his son's arm off.
Too mad miraculous too pussy to show blood 😔
AHA WELL GOOD THING IM NOT TOO PUSSY TO DO IT RIGHT
drawing this made me realize you could straight up have an Empire Strikes Back "I am your father" moment with him lmao
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DO NOT REPOST MY ART… PLEASE.
[Reblogging and Reposting are not the same things btw. Reblog away.]
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Tag warnings for the comic and linked under Readmore:
For those of you that want to avoid this comic, I’m putting anything that becomes graphic under #Trigger Warning. Also, until I get a better idea of what to call these I’m listing it as #SU AU Gone Wrong.
Not everything I have planned is going to be as messy as these first pages have been. I’ve noticed that there isn’t a lot of ‘gore’ art in the Steven Universe fandom, at least that I have seen in my searches. I understand that this all can be a bit jarring to come across for those who don’t expect it. Some of that is intentional, I’m trying to mimic the show style as much as possible to have that double-taking nature to it. That being said, I also don’t want to deeply upset anyone.
So again, if you want to avoid pages with graphic material the tag is:
If you want to avoid the story entirely:
#SU AU Gone Wrong
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