It’s Monday
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So, a few years back, my @ak8star played her first co-op game of Stellaris. I decided to help her through and tried to guide her as best as I could (while maintaining my OWN empire.)
After a while, she kept on complaining about her low energy output. I decided to play customer service. I double-checked that she was making energy districts, that her people were employed, and that her Global Energy Grid was up. Unfortunately, what I didn't realize was that, despite her nearly being in mid-game, she hadn't researched the tech for an Energy Grid.
I acted as if I was outraged and called her an Amish Mushroom.
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Gorf: *realizing Max isn't a ghost* You're not dead...
Max: I mean, we're all dying... to some extent...
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GORF
GORF
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UK 1985
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it's always 'forge' this, 'forge' that. i'm SIIIICK OF IT. he had ONE good line that everybody quotes and that's IT, he's SUCH a one trick pony. we need gorf back before i lose my mind
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xX*~lsaacoconnor~*Xx
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OMB Garashir oneshot with the premise that Garak should have gotten to be horny with the holograms too. Featuring Gorf (well, sort of). Mind the tags. <3
Summary: During an alternate version of Our Man Bashir, Garak and Julian get separated. Garak has to seduce his way out of Duchamps’ custody.
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gorf
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let there be GARF
well i actually got these done on the correct day, shout out to the two days i dont really remember cause i was on like 3 different meds and powered through to get these doooone
#15 squishy (garf)
i was thinking of doing slime but then i remembered squishmellows existed, just look at him friend shaped :D
#15(gore) medical
i diagnose you with GORF
Really happy with the turn on of these and i'm thankfully not dying anymore *CONFETTI*
tune back for more tomorrow
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Isabel: *after the fight with Gorf* Are you alright?
Max: Nah, it's all good. It's fine. Wasn't... wasn't planning on SLEEPING AGAIN! FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
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I drew a quick Gorf for my new profile pic and wanted to share; he's such a goofy boy.
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How dare you Stellaris! Insulting this great and powerful Governor! You're lucky he doesn't sue you for slander!
So, I was rather excited for the Galactic Paragons DLC, and one of my favorite Renowned Leaders is Q'la-Minder, the cruel, iron-fisted governor. However, after introducing him, the developers roasted him to near oblivion!
Poor Q'la. What did he ever do to them?! (Past the whole cruelty and slavery thing.) Perhaps an intoxicating beverage will help lift his spirits.
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Gorf Longplay (Commodore Vic-20 Version) - Warning: Contains Flashing Lights!
Personally, I think it's the hardest Gorf port. Good conversion, anyway...
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USA 1990
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