#got this notification

[heilos]

My entire dashboard right now

#boop #april fool's day #tumblr april fools #trans day of visibility #my art #my notifications are destroyed i got booped all the way into the shadow realm

[crustaceousfaggot]

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

#1k #why the fuck did this blow up #this post sucks #i turned off notifs after like 300 notes cause it got sick of seeing tags #and now I look and there's fucking 12k???? #y'all could be reblogging my makeuo and cosplay posts that I spend hours on but no #Tumblr is as tumblr does #anyways #10k #what the fuck why's it still going #20k

[snaxle]

btw if a trans man decides that they want to get pregnant and you're not normal about this and start spewing a bunch of transphobic shit i show up at your house and beat you to death with a baseball bat

#og #omg a hit tweet #yes this got flagged as mature. i am not requesting a second review because it'll be declined. o7 #but also im not necessarily upset bc this label means less people see this post and my notifications aren't full of annoying people anymore #YIPEEE

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire #'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem #the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted #also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out #so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my #notifs page cleanish lol #also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3 #secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because #of investors bankrolling everything #and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest #however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point #once again. so many murder dollars #so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction #anyways . love yall 💕 #origibberish #bigger gibbers

[b0nelessdoodles]

tfw you're three deep in anchordeep and you get the notif that you're baby has been neglected so you turn into a speedrunner to get home

#cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #sins of the flesh is such a good update i'm living #shoutout to me and my friends that i was streaming to screaming when the notif popped up #we all got cuteness aggression towards when the first egg hatch holy shit #i will draw my sweet baby who is actually my lamb's nephew i think is the right relationship #lamb's husband's brother's kid #anyway i am playing favorites this kid is getting the immortality necklace and everyone else can perish #this game has no business being so fun tbh it is eating my brain

[the-chaos-goose]

#spamton #this has breached containment #i am scared #HOW HAS THIS HIT 1000 NOTES #4K NOTES… #6.7K NOTES?? #hello tumblr #we’ll abandon the scenery in theee DIVORCE OFFICE #/ref #15K NOTES. #WHAT THE HELL??? #the more tags the better #This is canon I asked Toby myself/j #one day this is gonna have more tags than any other post #why? Why not #my lovely misinformation #HELP MY NOTIFS #Lmao is there a tag limit #imagine if I cause a tag limit #fun fact about be I got called cool by airy’s VA aand I will never stop talking about that #I almost deleted this by accident #that would’ve been a disaster #imagine If this ends up on a pm Seymour video #oh god that’d be horrifying #why do people copy and paste the tags on thi #No rlly wtf #20K #AFTER THE SWEEPSTAKES THING THIS IS PERFECT #30K #this post later longer than a relationship

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

beronica canon in the archie the musical dream universe btw…

#sorry i got super annoyed with having to see this hastily made not perfectly worded rant post in my notifs all the time. peace and love 🫶

[chappelroans]

missing someone bad for you

trista mateer / trista mateer / sue zhao / u.k / u.k / clementine von radics / trista mateer

#web weaving #webweaving #on loneliness #on grief #on missing someone #on love #quotes #poetry #text #i miss them so bad it aches! i want to cry in their lap again! i want to tell them about everything! i want the world to stop ending! #i was treated like a dog. i left on my own but i still miss the doghouse in the backyard #it wasn’t much but it was something. i should’ve taken what little i could get. i didn’t know that i would leave and get nothing instead #the decision to eat nothing instead of the scraps on the floor is insane. and now i’ve got nobody and we’ll never talk again #there’s a person with half of my soul walking around and i can’t do shit about it #i forget them for a moment but then i see them in my instagram notifs and i blow up the world

[fandomfan315]

Hozier's new songs just dropped . Fun fact about me: I've never been normal about this man. Excuse me while I go absolutely insane.

#literally got the notification a minute ago LMAO #IM GENUINLY . LISTNE. L I STEN. HIS MUSIC IS INSANEEEEEE IM OBSESSED W TOO SWEET OKAY I CANT I CANTTTT #hozier #unheard #hozier unheard #hozier album #hozier too sweet #too sweet hozier #too sweet #dee speaks #this is so niche im so sorry yall i had to #i had to rant. just for a moment. im going insanAKFNAKJF

[gayvampyr]

this may seem extreme but i believe people who say things like this should die

#the fact that i had to see this shit in my notifs… rancid #let’s see how photogenic your body looks when i’m throwing it in a shallow grave #fatphobia #text post #oh so this got popular #hi every fat person reblogging this ily <3 #top posts #5k #10k #15k #20k #25k

[succulent---witch]

I can't believe they're here!! Photos can't capture the pure shine of the rainbows. They are so beautiful! @prideknights thank you for the best christmas eve package!

#pride knights #pride knights playing cards #seriously jaw droppingly beautiful #stay proud #i can't believe they got here so fast i only got the shipping notification four days ago!!

[acasternaut]

its kind of sweet that he was so proud of his bread that he wanted to share it with all of us. it just also happens to look like he placed a sponge atop his cutting board

#and i dont usually check mikeys story but i got the notification and thought well. lets see what hes up to #LOL

[dailymumbojumbo]

That one annoying friend

#mumbo jumbo #hermitcraft #dailymumbodoodles #mod yellow #mcyt #i got an email saying i should no longer be shadowbanned so if you get a notif #or if you see this #please let me know

[mcyt-cats]

Objective: Pet the Jellie

#mcyt #mcytblr #goodtimeswithscar #gtwscar #cat: jellie #video #i got a notification for this reel when i was neck deep into computer troubleshooting #and this morning was like did i imagine that? did he actually post something or was i so tired #anyway here's jellie

[theminecraftbee]

actually a very funny fact about me: i just assume everyone also has notifications on for zedaph and drops everything to watch his videos. for some reason in my head "zedaph video" became "an event". like this happened when i first started watching hermitcraft. and then occasionally i'm reminded he only has 312k subscribers and i go "REALLY??? ZEDAPH??? BUT HE'S... ZEDAPH...." like. my base assumption has just been that everyone watches him. and is delighted and excited every time he posts. because he's zedaph. so there's no need to talk about it because OBVIOUSLY everyone already knows. oh, to live in that world........

#hermitcraft #zedaph #i think i just got into hermitcraft in the vicinity of several zedaph fans #is what happened. #anyway if you don't have notifications on for zedaph. you SHOULD. he's zedaph. why don't you?

[accursed-worm]

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#i'm almost scared to post this one honestly #last one got TERRIFYINGLY big #my poor poor notifs #mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #text post edits #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #tubbo #quackity #slimecicle #foolish gamers #ranboo #eret #fundy #technoblade #allium duo #twins duo #beeduo #tntduo #tallerduo #crimeboys #clingy duo #bedrock bros #prankduo #bench trio #sbi #sleepy bois inc