Jerome Valeska x Reader Drabble
Authors' Note: Little drabble based on this video: here.
It made me cackle.
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You tiptoed down the hall the padding of your fuzzy socks absorbed your step as you snuck to the bathroom.
A sing song sort whistle floated in your ears your grip on the pitcher tightened. You almost felt bad…He was singing now at the top of his lungs, off key… your boyfriend was lost in his own world in the shower.
Too Perfect.
You could barely contain the shit eating smirk that started to overtake your face he was so in for it.
He, being Jerome Valeska, your boyfriend who had just “returned” from a very brief stay in Arkham Asylum just last night bragging about his new record for shortest visit yet.
His ginger locks were a mess face full of grime and sweat and he smelled like a dumpster fire by the docks. Yet his ever present grin was there as he slung his arms around your shoulder nuzzling in to kiss your cheek feverishly.
His hands sneakily drifted lower and lower stopping to squeeze your sides eliciting a squeak of surprise before going to play with the zipper on your pants.
You shivered dropping your dish in the sink as his rough lips went down to work your neck starting to suck the tender spots in your nape.
“J..jer..ome~” you whined with a flushed face trying to wriggle free from his iron grasp. “you were only gone a few days..“
With a twist you slipped under his arm grabbing the counter corner for support.
“Ah but honey I just missed ya’ so much.” He stalked forward with his arms outstretched intent to wrap you up in his chest again. You recognized the haughty glint in his dark eyes swirling as he approached in your small kitchen.
Then it hit you again; the smell of low tide, wet dog and trash that REALLY needed to go out.
Your shoulders shook as you gagged.
“Sir. …No. No sir when was the last time you showered?” You retched holding a spoon out in defense.
At this the red head froze you could see the hamster wheel working overtime behind his eyes.
“Listen. You take a shower or a bath I’m not picky. Then we’ll talk.”
Needless to say he slept on the couch that night much to your dismay, you were going to have to deep clean the next afternoon .
The scream was abysmal, high pitched squeal of surprise that if you didn’t know any better was from a young child and not your manic red head who laughed in the face of death.
Your low snicker erupted into a fit of laughter your shoulders shaking as you pulled the pitcher back stepping down from the stool you’d carefully hidden away earlier just for the occasion.
Your face flushed rich crimson hues as you held your aching side hearing Jerome curse and squirm at the temperature change.
Payback
“AH Ah you little shit-“ Jerome growled acknowledging you directly his hand ripping back the shower curtain enough to peak out to reveal you red faced and howling.
With a quick breathe you poked your tongue out flashing a grin to match before quickly turning to run fully expectant to get away in victory until you felt the sudden pull of his soaking strong arms on the back of your damp shirt.
The pitcher fumbled from your hands hitting the floor as you shrieked “nA-NYOOOOOOOO” you grasped weakly at the counter top in attempt to save yourself from a watery grave.
The edge slipped out from your fingers as a soaking wet hand wrapped around your middle further drenching you as he pulled you back into the shower still laughing like a maniac.
A wicked grin lined his lips his brows arched as he cackled at your poor misfortune-
“C’mere you..” You heard him tease as your whole body fell back into his waiting arms. Between abrupt giggles you squeaked feeling a tickle on your ribs. “NyOOO- No NO JEROWME.”
Escape was futile.
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the way oswalds disability in lots of fanfics just disappears is wild
guys start writing fanfics about ed taking care of oswald bc his leg hurts and he can no longer be brave abt it.
where are the season 3 fanfics where ed makes oswalds life a little more accommodating so he isnt in agony 😡😡😡 and reminds him to use his cane 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
so many ideas..
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