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Plans for my future breeding male!
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wangdrew · 7 years
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Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Wang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Wang can save the world
my god this has been an emotional roller coaster
andrew rannells could fucking deck me and i would thank him
wangdrew is why god doesnt speak 2 us
cuz i want a tight knit wangily, i want a chat that makes cat jmemes
top ten anime betrayals
onceler pouting his lips and calling you pookie
tag urself i’m the slow decline of our general will to live
how does this gc turn from being pure to being pure sin in the span of 5 seconds im-
“I got flash backs from the Bee movie, which is also beeutiful”
this is why the falsettos proshoot is not on netflix
wangdrew wangells: the wang whisperer
whizzer is a twunk
sometimes i read sentences that make me want to abandon the internet and become amish//
its brandon uranover
bella thorne is my favourite type of pastry
“march of the voresettos” “march of the NOsettos”
maybe the real vore is the friends we made along the way
“NO VORE IN MY LOBBY” “NO NO IN MY NO”
“BACK FROM THE DAD™”
“Welcome back I hate it here”
“i’m just a vore, yeah i’m only a vore, and i’m voring here on capitol vore” chloe
“night guys im done w the vore” aren’t we all
“i’m gonNA MAKE THEM CRY WITH MY FISTS” chloe
“hello mr rannells sir, how lorge is ur wangus?” CJ
“welcome to hell lucy” Elise S
“gounod” chloe
swooty swooty coming for that booty
My mom, *ordering pizza, says it’ll deliver at 6:45*: “What fuck are they doing? Swimming to fucking Italy for the tomatoes?”
it comes with stickers and theres a whole section of the sticker sheet thats just andrew failing to do the jump on the album cover its so funny
cj is mothman???!! nOT clickbait
a vore blog just followed me
THEY FOUND US (chloe is cia)
there’s no way god would let this chat exist in his realm
ok but like am i the only one who hates when you’re in class working on some personal writing and someone leans over like “wHAt R u wRiTING??????” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade
people found out christian was straight and were upset
“That you hate this gc?” “that too but mainly that i live in sweden”
are you fucking kidding me?? i was so happy, this endless hell could finally be over, all the supernatural fans who i forgot to unfollow will stop posting and i would be free, i was planning a party for the last day it airs and we would pointedly not watch it, i was going to cry of happiness, and instead,, This
Sophie
there were loads of theatre references in shrek too i think that’s bdj’s kink
groff dick pokes your eyes out even with its unimpressive length
i will stab you both with a rusty metal dildo
headline: groffs dick causes world war 3
“CAUSE OF DEATH: DILDO TO THE HEAD”
i sold it for my will to live
hey jess? what the fuck
hold on babes just gotta * loud cracking as he snaps off his velcro dick* ok
you’re in the bedroom with wangdrew. things are getting heated. you’re ready for the dicking down. everything is perfect, and you’re in love. he pauses, and whispers in your ear, “hey babes, just one sec”. he pulls away, leaving you wanting. there is a loud, resounding cracking, tearing noise, and wangdrew is holding his disembodied dick is his hand. he smiles. you smile.
me: why will no one date me also me: dick me down, rannells
moisten my gams kate(legs)
songs include: billy ray broke my achey break heart, wangdrews green coat, crusty june and clangy janet, and our true friend is vore
our new reality tv show, called “sometimes.. wangdrew is worse”
starring:
me as me phoebe as my favorite child chloe as vore queen cj as vorer anjie as sidekick monse as mongoose holli as opponent sophie as foolish mortal geneva as judgemental death bird jess as nutbox lucy as k i n k y kate as kinky kate kev as kinky kev haven as side salad claire as foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach reilly as commondore elise as flagelise grace as covenant kristyn as chicken pot pie amanda as kraken tasha as jigglytata asher as sneaky dorito sel as sergeant cactus cait as mcmuffin jill as diet scooby snack and faith as medalling kid
“Good mother fucking morning I am going to school wtf”
“THE DICKS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE”
“2 inches of nothing”
pe poole
Hey what’s poppin’ my name is Jake Paul I’m here in the *pans up to ‘team 10 house’* Team 10 House, I hope you are having a good day hope you’re smiling hope you’re working hard I hope you *pans out to dab* dabbin’ on them haters
hey what’s up selina reeviers, if you’re new here my name is selina reevie and i’m here in the wangdrew groupchat, i hope you’re having an awesome day, i hope you’re listening to musicals, i hope you’re *whips* whipping on the hetros and let’s GET BACK TO CRYING
Skinny beetles = Skaneateles
the only 2 genders *walks up to a straight couple* so which one of you is the jazz choir and which one is the gospel choir
Chloe: what’s a good free website Jess: google.com Solie: THE SARCASM
my whole brand is made off of andrew memes
rt! the wangdrew blog is basically an archive of all our mistakes
He gad it mumming He gad it mumming He gonly gad gimself to maine
Jizzer Brown
cronch the fucking pickle man
Good Morning Everyone My Only Mood Is Death
cunt nugget
youre on punkd lucy
ok but like am i the only one who hates when you’re in class working on some personal writing and someone leans over like “wHAt R u wRiTING??????” like your eulogy if you don’t back up you soggy lampshade
Happy VORE 🍴 lentine’s day! Hope you’re ready to get some 🍫 chocolate from your special someone ❤💋!! And mayBEE 🐝 you can give them a special 😉 SURPRISE ☝💋 and VORE 😱👅👄 their CANDY 🍭🍬🍭 ASS 🍑! Send this to 10 of your TASTIEST 🍰 friends this VORELENTINE’S DAY 👄👅🙀! Get 🔟 back and you’re the TASTIEST 😋 EVER! Get 5 back and you’re GETTING SOME 👄 MOUTH ACTION 👅 Get 3 back and you’re TOTALLY VOREABLE 😋🐯🍑! Get 1 back and you’re either a VORER 👄🍭😉 or SAD
Hi! 💁😋 I’m so happy 😁😆you’ve applied for the 🎭musical 🎼group chat, we’re over a hundred 💯people who want to make new friends 👯👯‍♂ and that’s so exciting!😜 I saw 👀👀that you were okay 👌 with using Whatsapp 💬as a platform and so I was wondering 🤔if you could give me your number📲 so that I can add you?😘 I’m very excited 😝😊and hope 🙏🙏that this will work out for everyone!!😂😂😍🤳🙌
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