#gotta wait for the timer to go ding! that means the skeletons are ready to come out

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

hey please know if i disappear and my body gets discovered 80 years from now, i will be wildly pissed off if you don’t leave me in the ground for archeologists to discover 800 years later. being a 800-year-old skeleton is objectively so much cooler than being an 80-year-old skeleton and would give me so much more clout in the skeleton community, don’t dig me up

#this is why some tombs are cursed #you didn't WAIT long enough #gotta wait for the timer to go ding! that means the skeletons are ready to come out #this is a queue post i was really sleep deprived when i wrote it