got a crown instead of a tiara to celebrate being 32 but it's heavy as fuck and all the pins in the world will not keep it on my head

Burnt toast

whew i’ve been sick for TWO WEEKS and today’s the first day i’ve felt good enough to make myself look like anything other than hot garbage lol

¿Que tal el sábado? 💋

// but when the heat comes something takes a hold, can i kick it? yeah i can //

Maaarawan na ako sa wakas hahahaha

What else would I be doing on a Saturday night?

It’s a dreary gray Friday so I decided to Marie Kondo my closet. And I figured what the hell, since I’m washing them all anyways I might as well try em on to see if they still spark joy. Feel free to toot and boot the items presented 😉 ~pics after the cut~

I love this shirt but my boobas make a crease just on top of these lil guys’ heads 😩

I never quite figured out how I’m supposed to wear this cheapo harness I was gifted but regardless it was nice to have something to pull without having to bust out the toilet plunger 😏

POV: we’re getting ready for bed but I’m dropping hints that I’m not planning on sleeping any time soon

By far the worst part about these stringy jockstraps is how hard it is to unroll the straps when they twist up on you 😤

I know fur as fashion is like frowned upon amongst the general population but I can’t bring myself to throw this piece away

POV: You’re my 6’+ roommate who insists on putting things on top of the fridge so my 5’ 7.5” tall bitch ass has to STRUGGLE to get some Tupperware 😤😤😤

Just casually reading the Bible (( jojo’s bizarre adventure )) before bed. If you happen to slide your dick inside my ass and pump a load in me before bed I wouldn’t complain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Okay but fishnets and florals? This look fucks and I will be wearing some version of this to my next family function.

They say a ghost is a wish, as such I’m the ghost of the coworker who’s dick you would’ve voraciously sucked if he was 74% less straight and never spoke.

And there’s the 10 image limit so that’s all for now folks 🥳🥳🥳

Ugh I don’t have anything left in my queue. Here’s me shirtless

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All the Patreon donations went straight to food and have gotten me fatter. 🤤 See what you all have done. Keep it going. 😈

is this too self indulgent orrrrr

Sunday. 🖤

*fluffs up*

Witch on night out 🧙🏻‍♀️✨🖤

My face.

Just a normal Saturday, mostly.