"...Hello? Ma! I told you not to call me today, I'm making a movie!"
-Wario, Mario Power Tennis
The most important lesson from Ma that Wario took to heart was the endless pursuit of cold, hard cash. Unfortunately, the one lesson she could never teach him was the importance of hard work to get it. It wasn't for lack of trying; Wario's Ma is the hardest worker this side of the Mushroom Kingdom. Raising Baby Wario was a herculean enough task on its own, but ever the enterprising spirit, she had also set out to grow one of the most profitable crops: garlic.
Her backyard business quickly expanded into a veritable garlic empire. Wario's mother toiled away tirelessly each day from sunrise to sunset to grow and harvest as much garlic as she could possibly achieve. Much of Wario's current strength and endurance can be attributed to helping his mom on the farm as a child, although the teeth-pulling task of getting him to actually work was almost as difficult as preventing him from eating all the garlic straight out of the ground. Wario's nose for instant gratification has always been a thorn in his mother's side, but try as she might to instill a solid work ethic into the boy, her "get-rich-slow" schemes could never appeal to him. Still, Wario enjoyed his surprisingly agrarian upbringing. Along with garlic, his mother also raised chickens for eggs, inspiring in Wario a lifelong soft spot for poultry. (He also had a pet hamster named Fluffy, who sadly passed away in 1986.)
Today, Wario is still on good terms with his mother despite their physical distance, and frequent phone calls keep her updated on all of Wario's business successes. Of course, being Wario, he heavily embellishes the amount of work he actually does at his company. If she only knew...
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tumblr also gets the clean and siffrin-less versions as a treat, a little snack
this is my entry to the fan works contest currently being held for in stars and time !!! putting it here on tumblr as well :3
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This week on "Dadrius can still win" I bring you:
Dana's newest art of the Hexsquad & Hagsquad, focusing specifically on Hunter.
1. That outfit is FAR too fashionable to be clothes Hunter picked himself, or any other adult in his life would've for that matter (no offense to Camila, offense to Eda tho). From the nice dress shoes, to the fitted yet baggy jeans, the sleek jacket, sunglasses, and slicked back hair, this entire look screams "Darius picked it out for me :)"
2. Patches on the jeans & jacket, both a reflection of Hunter's current obsession with mending clothes but also that sewing is a part of his relationship with Darius, being the one who initially taught him & that Hunter observed enough of his handiwork to notably recall details of how it looked vs the sewing machine.
4. Hunter's demeanor. Hunter's a dork, that's what we love about him. Yes he's a competent fighter & has decent parkour moves & has confidence in his abilities, but he's not exactly suave or cool. That air he's got feels so much like Darius', with it being even funnier that Darius is also putting on fronts a bit with it.
3. The patches themselves!!! We got a King face, one polkadot patch & two striped patches (patterns are another fashion thing, aka something Darius cares about), a flower (that looks similar to the ones Willow has all over her jeans), the "Quitter Badge" that Eda made for her Bad Girl Coven that she offered to Luz back in "The First Day" (it took me FOREVER to read it before I realized it was a show reference. Also there's a second connection to the Clawthorne fam on his jacket), a Cardinal wing in the center of his back (rip Flapjack my beloved), and last but not least an abomination coven logo. Hmmm, that's a bit random isn't it! He's never shown a particular interest in abomination magic -- unlike how he has for wild magic -- but also the Coven system was a product of Belos, someone Hunter has finally cut off from his life. So. The abomination logo can only be a reference to Darius, otherwise Hunter has literally no ties to it so it'd make no sense being one of the patches on his jacket. And the fact he has that patch that can ONLY be for Darius feels like an extremely blatant reference to their relationship.
Edit: 3.A. The abomination patch is actually not the exact coven logo, it has a ponytail added to it, which is Darius' signature style. Further points to Dadrius with the abomination patch
Anyway here's teen Darius to match because omg he's so fucking cute & a GOOBER. DARIUS HAS BEEN A LIFELONG GOOBER.
Perry really cuts into the way Darius' cloak elegantly swishes behind him. But he can't be bothered to care when he has to Strike A Pose ✨ And All rn. His giant smirk with his hand cupping his chin is the best detail
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Silly y.d.m AU doots of final stage daini to get back in the productive groove
Just figured I'd draw this goober now so that I could get the silly brain worms outta the way (trying to save the possible angst potential for later) and so that I can actually develope the important parts of the au (Ashley's journal, the other rb masters, the light siblings' issues ect.)
Here's a mini explanation for why daini looks like that if ya wanna give it a read
To summarize, during the final fight against skullman (who I'll just say now is technically still dead, the skullman in the au is just the malware's main host, basically a parasite puppeteering a dead person) aki gets very close to succumbing to his own infection but just barely pulls through with the power of FRIENDSHIP!!! and also through his infection completely warping to be separate from the malware and becoming its own thing (thanks compatibility code) once skullman is defeated all of the previously hostile and attacking infected suddenly just power off, and everyone assumes this is because they had won. Instead, since the malware's main host was gone, it was more focused on finding a new one, and it does, unfortunately.
There are a few details left out, of course, but that's the gist of it
Little extra fact, the malware purposefully keeps its appearance similar to daini's because it finds petty enjoyment in tormenting / manipulating others with it (especially aki)
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Ocean Reverie Kimono by Jan Kirstein Rigor. From my “Aging Gracefully” Series. The Kimono Series is available as giclee prints here: https://janis-kirstein.pixels.com
#kimono #abstract art #contemporaryart #giclee prints #painting #drawing #artcollectors #ipastelspro #aginggracefully #jankirsteinrigor #mixedmedia #collage
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An additional doodle from last night's stream, I needed to see Sohlao a lil disheveled so here's how she looks when she wakes up for school/work. no one talk to her until she's dressed in uniform
Sohlao - THEY/SHE
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Oh to have the honour to get our ears blessed by gorgeous opera singer Clarice in an unforgettable performance at the Blue Moon💕
Hope you’ll like it @cheeryconspiracy ~♡
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Full moon 🌕🌝🌕 ritual tonight y'all. I got a fire, friends, and food, and it feels SO GOOD to be back in the saddle.
Happy sigh!
Happy full moon!
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