How to Grammar Nazi: A Master Class.
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I laughed at the threatening Tweet telling me “Your dead” and mockingly replied “My dead what?”.
I realised that their grammar was actually correct when they tweeted back a photo—of my dead family.
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Chat mamme e regalo alle maestre
L'atmosfera da libro Cuore, la malinconia degli ultimi giorni di scuola... E la tentazione di dire a una delle mamme...
"Qual è senza apostrofo!"
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I AM GRAMPA. 😒
And Grampa is correct here.
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These ramblings written on the spot
Forgotten T's and I've not placed one dot
Errors written throughout my time
I do my best to make them rhyme
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to deliberately break the infinitive rule
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Believe Grammerly may have the wrong person.
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Anachronisms in modern media
Just listened to an otherwise really good podcast (Bridgewater, if you're interested) that had a glaring (for me) anachronism: a character from the 1980s says "based off of."
Nobody from the 80s would have said that, and not just because it's a fucking stupid turn of phrase that some dumb teenager in 1992 made up. It's because nobody said that in the 80s. Based on. That's the closest thing a person in the 80s would have said
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<Taps Mic> Ehem.
A verb form already exists for “try.” Stop this madness.
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Grammar Nazi
You are constantly correcting others' English, which is not a very anarchist thing to do because it's classist and often racist.
So here we have you giving someone a hard time whose first language is not English, then below, later this same year, we have you telling someone to be nice to someone whose first language is French.
Hypocrite.
You're mean when you think no one is looking. We will get into this later, too.
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I am convinced that young millennials and Gen z only look for the red underline as a grammar check and that’s why they think they’re apart of something instead of actually being a part of something.
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Punctilious.
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