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dixiedingo · 10 months
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I guess I should talk. Or get this stuff off my chest idk.
So! Juneteenth! Hooray!
You have a real unique perspective on this stuff when you live in a civil war state.
My folks are likely gullah, and we've carried traditions that are gullah without knowing. Or properly appreciating them. And I wanna appreciate them because the woman who taught us was herself (likely) an indentured servant and my great grandma's mom. She passed her iron skillet down. She taught us to burn our hairs so no one would hex us, and always say "I appreciate it" instead of "thank you" after hair styling.
Because of Jim Crow, because of segregation, a lot of my older relatives actually can't read. My great uncle, my grandmother, some of her inlaws-- I don't think my great grandma even has that high of a reading level tbh. My family has mostly been soldiers and healthcare workers (read: nurses) Always serving. Always helping.
There are a few people who made it out. Who were able to excel. My uncles one of em. But he had to go into the military first and he has a host of issues. And that's kinda the nature of freedom from The Curse: you have to make some ultimate sacrifices to "make it out." I think in that way, black people have perfected alchemy.
We've perfected sacrifice.
When I made my video on Jordan Neely, I had no idea it was gonna get 100 views or that it was gonna resonate with people. And I'm happy it did well. I was terrified people would hear my story and dismiss it, dismiss my mother, and the way she died too. But I'm really happy people understood the message.
When I was a baby I wanted to follow my mom's footsteps: I wanted to go into the military too. But my mama told me not to because the reason she was in the forces was so I didn't have to. I didn't understand it then, and thought it was some patriotism standard for the time. I realize now she meant she was sacrificing her body and soul to make sure I can move ahead. So I don't have to make the same sacrifice to the complex to get ahead.
I'm not nearly in the place I wanna be in, or that she would've wanted to see me in. But when I look around, and I see the old plantations, I see the monuments, the cotton museum; the photos and recreations and all these little reminders of everyone who died to make sure I had a chance, the reminders of everything standing both in my way and that which I've trudged through; I sigh, I get up, and I give it another go.
Because too many people tried and died for us to stop working now.
Happy Juneteenth <3
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meowstix · 1 year
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OK SO!! here's some bakuten shoot dub changes i find interesting!!!! keep in mind this only covers the first like.. 7 episodes and even then i didn't watch all of them in full (it was only around ep 4 that i actually sat through most of it) so obviously this is nowhere near comprehensive, it's just some things i find noteworthy (also i'm not even getting into the 3 dub-exclusive characters i don't even think i need to explain anything there)
in the japanese version only certain people can see sacred beasts, there's not really any specific criteria or rules about it, meanwhile in the dub it seems everyone can see em. i can kind of get why they changed this seeing as how it's a small detail that doesn't really contribute much yet still raises questions
there's a bit in ep 3 where kyojyu is like... weirdly suspicious of max? like in the japanese version kyojyu's just like "yeah you really shouldn't underestimate this guy takao" in the dub he's like "idk isn't this all a bit Sussy? Imposter Behavior even?" (obviously that is paraphrased but you get the idea)
in the dub Only, kai is mentioned to be the like... regional champion i think? idk what the term is but again it's a thing that's only ever mentioned in the dub
OK SO. kyojyu, manabu, kenny, whatever the hell you wanna call him i just go with kyojyu personally. an interesting little thing about him is that in the dub version, yeah his nickname is the chief but he's still called kenny pretty regularly. in the sub, while kyojyu is very much a nickname aswell, almost everyone refers to him by this. there's like 2 cases i can think of where he's referred to by his first name and neither of them are in the first season you straight up do not hear it at all until v-force and even after that it's barely said. idk it's a weird little thing, again i'm not really surprised the dub changed it
this next one i'm going to admit. bothers the absolute shit out of me i have no idea why they did this one. so in the japanese version, it's stated that the pendant with genbu is from max's mother. and as we know she ends up being a pretty relevant character a bit later in the season. for some reason though, in the dub, it's stated that the pendant was given to max by some basically nonexistent grandma. i'm not really sure how to explain the effect lost here but hopefully it's self-evident
this one is super minor but idk there's something abt it i find notable. so when max runs into kai after their match they have a quick exchange and there's one change that i just find to be. well something, in the dub kai's like "oh uh. thanks i guess?"... meanwhile in the japanese version kai just calls max a naive fool. i'm kind of curious if this is just a one-off case of this or if kai just isn't as much of an asshole in the dub
they literally cannot pronounce driger right every time they say it i die a little inside
GRANDPA ALERT!!!!!!
ok sorry that line just caught me off guard. emergency alert systems there is an old bitch in the area. anyway so the dub adds an entire bit to this episode of it being tyson's birthday? the title seems to imply it's his 13th more specifically so that's the closest thing you're getting to a canon age confirmation (atleast in the anime) i guess. but yeah in the japanese version the celebration is because his grandpa views takao's match with kai as a duel
this isn't really a specific thing but. as much as i hate to admit it. ok some of the dub's jokes do land pretty well. the commentators in particular just going off these few eps i'd say for the most part their banter is generally funnier than almost all of g-rev's attempts to shove in daichi as comedy relief. dizzi isn't nearly as funny but the "what do i look like a compute- oh yeah" that was pretty good
tldr i am so mad (/hj) that this dub is actually pretty interesting what the fuck
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lookismaddict · 1 year
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Lookism Chapter 433 Memes/Thoughts I Have:
(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)
I’m sorry for posting this SUPER LATE!! With school and all of that now occupying my schedule, these might be uploaded every week around this time. 😓 I apologize in advance. 🙏🏽 BUT AYO. LETS GET IT, LETS GET IT, LETS GET ITTTTT!!! So last chapter, when Daniel’s mom heard that Daniel was looking for Jinyeong Park, she reacted like this:
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And everybody was like, “Whaaaaaaat? Why she do dat?” 🤔 Well, everybody grab your popcorn because we gon LEARN TODAY-
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WOOF, WOOF, WOOF!!! BARK, BARK, BARK!!! AWWWOOOOOOOOGAH!!!!!! *ahem* Sorry everybody, just lost control for a second there. Brain malfunctioning, and whatnot. I guess PTJ wanted to add James Lee into the Bathrobe Club or something.
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AWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Got me howling and shit. 🗣🗣🗣
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Pleeeeease tell us Mama Park. WE NEED TO KNOW!!! 😩👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Awww this broke my heart. 💔 Whatever happened with Jinyeong must’ve been painful for her to bear the past like that.
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Oh wow. So now we get a dad reveal of Daniel's father? Nah, sorry. They don't look related to me. There also could have been some sort of issue here. Like, Jinyeong used to be Daniel's dad's best friend. And Daniel's dad might have had some sort of issue with fertility or something, so he decided to ask Jinyeong to donate sperm because he sees him as his brother...? Idk man. That's just my theory...
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Ah, so THAT'S what happened to Daniel's dad. Ok, ok, that makes sense that his mom would raise him on his own all this time. But, I really want to know how his mom got to such a state that she has to collect cardboard boxes just to provide for her son...
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IDK DANIEL, THERE COULD BE A POSSIBILITY THAT JINYEONG COULD BE YOUR BIOLOGICAL DA- ... My theory is so far-fetched. 💀💀💀💀 THIS AIN'T IT.
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AYOOOOOOO. CALLED IT. (not the sperm donor part) BUT THEY MUST'VE BEEN BESTIES!!! 😳
AHHHHHHHHH JAKE IS BACK!!!! But ik he isn't ok emotionally. This guy going through a lot. 😔
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NOOOOOOOO. BABY BOY, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP OVER IT. IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT!!! It was unfortunate that they got caught, but you really didn't intentionally lead them to that situation. It just so happens that they got captured. 😭
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YESSSSS GO SAVE THEM JAKE!!!! GOOOOOOO!!!
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YES YOU CAN!!!! JAKE, I BELIEVE IN YOU. 😤👍🏽
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Oooooo who will it be? 👀
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Ohhhh dang. It's another person from the 0 Gen. 😳 I wonder what his role was in Gapryong's Dragon Fist gang. But I stg. If this man backstabs Jake after telling him that he's indebted to his dad...
*WARNING: O F F E N S I V E M E M E*
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Sorry, but this is what I imagined in my head. 😬
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Athlete's Foot is back. 😭 Also, I can't wait to see his family's reaction to his new self. 😎
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HE'S SO CUTE HERE!!! AHHHHHHHHH DANNY BOY SUPREMACY!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Ohhhh boy, and they're back at it again... 💀💀💀
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OMGGGGGGG HERE IT IS!!!! (forget all of them snickering about Daniel, I just wanna see their reactions 😈)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS. BOW DOWN, AND BEHOLD, PEASANTS!!! 😤😤😤 /j
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It really do be like that.
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I love how proud Mama Park is of Daniel because he has matured so much. Just like I mentioned in the previous chapter, his character growth really is something else. So proud of him! 💖
Whew, it's Grandma's turn...
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I'm sorry guys, I had to squeeze all of these panels all in somehow. 😅 But DAMN. HOW DID THIS TURN FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK??? It went from happy family bonding to THE CONJURING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WTHHHH. 💀💀💀💀💀💀 (Tbh this gave me flashbacks to the Cult Arc ngl)
And Grandma got some beef with Jinyeong Park. SHE SAID, "CATCH MY HANDS, YOU BASTARD!!!" BUT HEY, SHE MAY BE OLD BUT SHE CAN STILL THROW 'EM. 😤👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽 TBH I FOUND THIS SCENE HILARIOUS FOR SOME REASON BECAUSE OF HOW UNEXPECTED SHE REACTED ALL OF A SUDDEN. She always seemed like the calmest old lady ever, but I guess this scene switched it up a bit. A COMPLETE 180° LMAO. EXCITED FOR GRANDMA PARK TO TUSSLE AHAHAHAHAHA (That was a joke. 💀 If she does end up doing it, then I'm afraid that she might hurt her back.) But I hope they DO explain what Jinyeong's deal is.
Overall, I'm VERY sorry that this is really late, and for the lack of memes again. 😭😭😭 I hope y'all will still look forward to these, and I'll try to upload the next review for the upcoming chapter sooner. ❤️
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orionangeline · 2 years
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I guess I shouldn't have left them to dry on my windowsill lol
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Janis & Grace
Janis: What's this I hear about a bitch fight, like? Grace: ugh can you NOT please Janis: Is it true though Grace: it wasn't a fight okay I just lost my chill like Grace: moving on Janis: 💔 Janis: shame Janis: what happened then Grace: I don't wanna talk about it Janis: I mean I'd ask her but she ain't responding either Janis: very unlike Mia Grace: I didn't hit her that hard but sure Grace: she'll be watching a tutorial for like fake bruises or whatever obvs Grace: make me look worse Janis: again, gutted Janis: but seriously Janis: why'd you finally lose it with the bitch Grace: ask Pablo Janis: ? Janis: what's he got to do with it Grace: while you were getting with barista boy on the school trip they were also hooking up at some party Janis: no way Janis: what the fuck Grace: he didn't even try & deny it Grace: I literally can't with either of them Janis: Jesus Janis: kinda wish I didn't know now Janis: 🤢 Grace: UM yeah same Grace: but she just had to tell me cos I was dealing with a lot that wasn't about her Janis: well yeah Janis: sitting on that one 'til the best time Janis: cow Janis: should've hit her hard, I'd have shown you Grace: I'm not trying to get sued babes Grace: & it wasn't like I decided to hit her or anything Janis: wouldn't waste a court's time with that shite Janis: daddy not trying to get done for wasting resources really Janis: did think Pablo had better taste, tbh Janis: well, not really but you know Grace: Ew don't call him daddy Grace: I can't even be angry right Grace: I should've just kept crying like I always do Janis: Come on Janis: smacking her ones the best thing you ever did Janis: felt good, yeah? Grace: you'd have done it better Janis: still can, like Janis: have to be a decent apology for that Janis: 💰💰💰 at least Grace: if you do, vlog it & send me the footage Grace: I can't be here Grace: I literally have to leave Janis: where are you gonna go? Grace: idk Grace: I can't think rn Janis: You at home? Grace: obvs not they all think I'm mental there Grace: this isn't gonna help Janis: Hardly Janis: she deserved it Janis: how long do you need Janis: away, like Grace: if I'm freaking out now it'll be worse when she retaliates so ????? Grace: & when school starts Grace: OMG LITERALLY WHAT AM I GONNA DO? Janis: Calm down Janis: okay, you'll be fine Janis: contrary to her word being law in your circle, no one actually gives a fuck what she says Janis: anyway Janis: you said you have loads of shit on her, right? Grace: everyone needs to stop telling me to calm down Grace: you don't even understand Grace: she knows as much about me Grace: this is so bad Janis: exactly Janis: so if she's got any brains, she won't be spreading it Janis: if you don't move, she can't, yeah Grace: but I did Grace: I literally hit her Janis: you don't do things like that, you lot Janis: you didn't post anything about her or her and Pablo, did you Grace: I don't want anyone knowing that ever happened, why would I? Janis: see, wouldn't that be much worse Janis: to her Janis: how you lot operate Janis: she'll make up some story about why you hit her, if she chooses to go for that angle Janis: but she knows you've got all the real shit if she's gonna try anything else Janis: stalemate Grace: Yeah, I guess Janis: I'm sure Janis: school'll be fine Grace: UM how?? it's already rubbish & now I've got no one Janis: join the club Janis: just show up, do your lessons Janis: go town on your lunch break Janis: easy Grace: You've got your bf Grace: don't do him like that Janis: I didn't before, did I Janis: never mind just last term Grace: you didn't want one before Janis: no lad at that school, maybe Grace: I'm gonna have to get one now Grace: ugh Grace: 🙏🙏 there's some party tonight or something Janis: how's that the solution Grace: to not being alone? well duh Grace: who's single rn? 🤔🤔🤔 Janis: 🙄 honestly Grace Grace: excuse you Grace: I'm trying to be pro-active here Janis: you've lost your friend not girlfriend Janis: that's what you should be aiming for Grace: she was my friend for like 10 years, most of my relationships don't last 10 days Grace: I obvs can't just find a new bestie Janis: you can try Janis: that's what you want Janis: what boyfriend has ever been good company Grace: yeah cos she was so good for me Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: not the kind of good I meant Janis: a lad ain't gonna chat about reality telly with you and reapply lippy in the loos Grace: a gay one maybe Janis: if you want a gay bff you go for it Janis: bit problematic but sure we can let it slide Grace: all I actually need is someone whose arm I can be on in the halls & whatever Grace: boys are easy to get Grace: easier than friends anyway Janis: alright Janis: if you say so Grace: duh then I can say I dumped my friends for my man Janis: well they are your friends Janis: so they'll know you haven't Grace: no-one else will tho Janis: I'm not sure anyone else will be too concerned Grace: rude Janis: why? Janis: it's the truth Janis: not like the entire school is on the edge of their seat every time you two fall out Grace: obvs they are too busy watching you & your boy Grace: that doesn't make me utterly irrelevant thank you Janis: why are you getting offended Janis: it's not a performance Janis: just do what you want Grace: Oh sure Grace: I told you idk how to be different Janis: it's a good chance Janis: you've got a couple of days Janis: don't be rash, like Grace: I'm so not ready to just like overhaul my life excuse me Janis: it's shit, right Janis: what do you actually have to lose Grace: I told you on that school trip, if I try & I'm still the worst, what then? Janis: go back to faking it with vigor Janis: no one will know, like Grace: I will Grace: & you since it's your suggestion Janis: who am I telling Janis: not even a good secret Grace: ugh Grace: I'm freaking out, I can't commit to anything if it's not a detox, babes Grace: & even then Janis: boyfriend probably ain't the one then Janis: it's what Janis: 7 weeks if you wanna survive the first term Janis: maybe more? Grace: OMG don't Janis: Hell that's only half term, even Janis: then that'll end and it's more drama Janis: don't need that Grace: that's like 7 boys I need to find Janis: you can't just line 'em all up Grace: tragically Janis: could always transfer Grace: do you think mum and dad will let me? Janis: I wasn't being serious but they probably would Janis: just say Mias shoved your head down the bog Grace: EW Grace: did work for Nancy though so Grace: devastated I can't go to Chelsea Janis: mm did it Janis: she did try to fuck her special ed teacher Grace: Oh yeah Grace: & she wasn't even cute Grace: awks Janis: 🙄 Janis: and her twin has ended up inbreeding so don't reckon much to his fine education tbh Grace: Maybe I should hook up with Mia's dad Janis: don't be grim Grace: He's not hot but he is rich Janis: only relevant if you marry him Janis: and her mum is still very much alive and you'd have to last a while to be written in Janis: if ever Grace: I probably look too young for him to be 😍😍😍 anyway Grace: I'll hit him up post surgery if I'm still bitter Janis: you know people have surgery to look younger Janis: what kind of surgeon you found that's gonna make you a grandma Grace: 😂😂 Janis: I mean you will anyway Janis: your desired aesthetic ends up looking Donatella Versace when the filler starts to drop out Grace: gross Janis: He'll defs have a secretary he's banging, they always do Janis: just send a confession to her house and watch the fireworks, like Grace: that's a secret I already know, babes Grace: Mia caught him forever ago Janis: awh Janis: she does have a 💘 Grace: she has an even bigger allowance cos of too Janis: 'course Janis: got that to look forward to, Venus Janis: pretend to be her and tell then, even more trouble Grace: Do you want me to change or not? Janis: no one said you need to be a nun about it Janis: and if you ain't up for round 2 Grace: Yeah okay Janis: Seriously Janis: you don't need to worry Grace: it's fine for you, you don't care what anyone says or thinks or does Janis: yeah Janis: well she's a cunt Janis: why let her get to you Grace: it's not like I want her to Grace: she just does Janis: had 10 years to perfect it, I guess Grace: mhmmm Janis: don't mean you need another 10 Janis: fake that it doesn't get to you, like you said Grace: idk if I even can but sure Janis: why not Janis: you fake everything else, right Grace: & everyone's seeing through it rn Janis: doesn't have to be a bad thing Grace: Pablo called me mental & he got with Mia Janis: Pablo calls everyone and everything mental Janis: his vocab is lacking along with his brain, like Grace: 😂 Janis: doubt he was aiming for a soul-reaching read Janis: just a moody twat, yeah Grace: it's so okay for boys to have moods like it just makes them look hotter if anything but if a girl our age does anything she's mental Grace: is anyone in this fam calling him out for sleeping with girls at parties he says he doesn't know, no just me getting slutshamed Janis: that's misogyny, kid Janis: and I'm sure we're all very disappointed with him for it, like Janis: but as you said, everyone's seeing through you rn so Grace: my feet hurt I can't even run away Grace: I'm putting my coffee cup on the ground & giving up Grace: throw some euros in it if you come this way Janis: if you come here you can earn 'em and think about something else for a bit Grace: ?? Janis: we wanna go out Janis: the kid already knows you so come watch him for a few hours, yeah Janis: better hiding place than wherever you've got to Grace: before I say yeah, is his sister there too? Janis: I can assure you she'll be out as soon as she gets the chance Grace: Okay Janis: she's like Gus' age Janis: she can take care of herself Grace: as long as that's the only way she's like Gus Janis: 😏 Janis: bit rude but yeah Grace: oh come on, he's a lot Janis: 😂 and you're not Grace: that's why I can say it duh Janis: so is that a yeah or what Grace: I'm omw Janis: good stuff Grace: I need to fix my makeup first so Janis: so you'll be five hours Janis: come on Grace: Shut up Grace: I can't do it in a moving car, I'll look worse than I do now Janis: as long as you aren't rocking a 🤡 look I don't think the kid will mind Grace: you and the love of your life will still have to let me in Grace: what are you wearing? am I gonna have to be fake nice about it Janis: it's cool, he doesn't think you're nice, like Janis: told him what a bitch you are, obvs Grace: thanks babes Janis: any time 🖤 Grace: 💜 Janis: anyway, you'd be here for it Grace: Yeah? Janis: it's stupid Janis: had to dress up 'cos not fully sure where we're going so Grace: that's soooo cute Janis: alright Janis: that's enough Grace: I didn't even start Grace: so mean Janis: I know Grace: Do you want me to do your makeup? Janis: I don't think we'll have time Janis: takes an age don't it Grace: for me cos I have problem areas Grace: it wouldn't take like any time to do yours Janis: okay go on Janis: but we can't make him wait forever so it really does have to be speedy Grace: OMG really?? Grace: I promise, like 10 mins Janis: 👌 Janis: why not Grace: yay Janis: love the enthusiasm, babe Grace: Babes, if you could see me rn Grace: 🙌💜🙌 Grace: but if I get too excited I'll never get there Janis: I know it's shit Janis: but she's been shit for a long time Grace: & I know that Janis: yeah Janis: well Bobby will be happy to see you Grace: duh it's totally mutual Grace: he's a babe Janis: shame you can't take him to school 💕 Grace: he isn't a 🐶 I can't just put him in my 👜 hun Janis: think this one is too big for that and all Janis: 'less you're going really hard Grace: OMG has he got a big scary dog! 😱😱 Grace: one of my exes had one that was like Grace: so evil Janis: no Janis: it's just not a rat dog Janis: and it's nice just a bit excitable, only a puppy, like Grace: 🙏🙏 Grace: thank god Janis: just walked it so it should be chill-ish Janis: [sends pic 'cos god knows I have enough] Grace: ask him if I can steal it for school 😍 Janis: 😏 probably say yes Grace: that's so happening then Janis: you so don't need these bad influences in your life Janis: do you reckon mum used to put Ri in her school bag Grace: obvs have her strapped to the front & all her books in a backpack Grace: if I had a baby I could get away with leaving school though, I'll think about it Janis: behave Grace: I need to find the hottest boy ever first Grace: so it'd be cute Janis: shut up Janis: anyway Janis: don't always work Janis: look at Drew and Ro's kid Janis: weird looking thing, they're both attractive enough Grace: is she though? Janis: thought you'd tell me off for being mean Janis: she could be, if she wasn't dying, like Grace: never seen her when she wasn't so it's too hard to tell Janis: 💔 Janis: must be Mia's GP Janis: doling out the advice Grace: I'll book myself in ASAP Janis: like you said Janis: not a look, is it Grace: neither's this Grace: whatever I don't have the commitment Grace: stopped making myself throw up forever ago Janis: did you? Grace: it's like really hard to do Grace: someone should PSA that Janis: along with all the reasons not to, yeah Janis: reckon there's been a couple of films and docs on it Grace: it has its upsides too obvs, how I get any lads to date me Janis: you can shut up now Janis: didn't need to hear about Pablo jumping Mia's bones Janis: don't need to hear about you Grace: you just wanna hear about my bulimic past instead Grace: 🙄🙄 Janis: um I didn't ask you about that either Grace: you literally just did Grace: but fine Janis: what did you want me to say Grace: whatever I don't need an intervention for that so Janis: alright Grace: where's his dad? He's not gonna like come back & freak out that I'm watching his kid, like who am I, is he? Janis: nah he's on a date of his own Janis: if he came back early, just give me a call, like Grace: Gross Grace: 👌👌 Janis: he is Grace: I bet he's hot though, son like that Janis: old men are so not your thing Janis: don't need to go down that route, tah Janis: and he's not Janis: like he could've been but he's well past it Grace: tragic Grace: I wonder if his mum is pretty Grace: they could've been like couple goals forever ago Janis: long as you keep your speculating to yourself Grace: obvs I'm not that stupid Grace: or mean Janis: just saying Janis: it is really messed up Janis: wonder where she is Grace: did he tell you anything? Janis: they don't know anything Grace: Oh Grace: poor Bobby Janis: I know Janis: still Janis: Jim looks after him really well Grace: yeah he talked about him like non-stop at the fair Grace: it's nice that they have each other Janis: it is Janis: hard for him sometimes though Grace: obvs he can't just do whatever he wants Grace: unless I'm babysitting Janis: and with his job Janis: we're spoilt brats, like Grace: maybe I'll get one Grace: keep me busy Janis: I'd like one Janis: but I'd definitely throw coffee over people like you so Janis: gotta think Grace: rude but v true Grace: there's like lots of stuff at the sports centre you could do Janis: 😏 Janis: yeah maybe Janis: not the worst idea Grace: I'm mostly fake stupid Janis: leave that off the job applications Grace: idk what I'd even apply for anyway so Janis: you could do anything retail Grace: they want girls who look good in the clothes Janis: you do, you daft cow Grace: on like 1 day out of 7 Grace: I can't maintain that much gym time Janis: 🙄 Janis: alright, you could be a teasgirl in a salon or something Grace: maybe but lots of girls wanna do that Janis: yeah but every job gets more applicants than it needs Janis: worth a shot, if you wanna Grace: sure Janis: work on your resume later though, yeah Janis: on the clock here Grace: I'll make dad do it Janis: hasn't he got catering to be planning Grace: okay fine mum then Janis: surely she has a lovely big 👒 to buy Grace: yeah but we'll fit it around the shopping trips duh Janis: 🙄 Janis: gross Grace: you don't have to come, babes Janis: made it pretty clear I won't be Grace: yeah Janis: you know anyone who'd want some meth, like Grace: that's not funny thank you Janis: it ain't Janis: made a right dent in my back pocket, like Grace: so you better start job hunting Janis: I'll find a buyer Grace: Janis Janis: what Grace: you can't sell drugs Janis: not gonna make it my career Grace: just throw it away Grace: it's freaking me out that you even still have it Janis: not gonna waste it Janis: it's fine Grace: OMG how is it fine??! Grace: you could get murdered Janis: not for this much Janis: didn't go that crazy Grace: people get killed for their phones Janis: alright after school special Janis: worry 'bout yourself then, never off yours, you'd be fucked Grace: excuse me for not wanting you dead Grace: & I dropped mine so it is Janis: unlucky Janis: excuse to say you've lost all their numbers though Grace: that was obvs my plan not just a clumsy bitch 🙄🙄 Janis: 👌 Janis: less believeable than you getting a boy to stick for 7 weeks but we'll roll with it Grace: UM rude Grace: it's 7 boys, lasting a week Janis: 😏 7 dickheads for the price of 1, whatever Grace: even I can keep a boy for a week Janis: the real questions Grace: it's not a q, I can Janis: LOL Grace: stop being a bitch & let me in Janis: finally Grace: ILY too babes Janis: yeah yeah Grace: & you're so welcome 💜 Janis: shut up I'm coming as fast as I can alright Grace: it's literally raining btw Janis: let's hope dickhead ain't planned a picnic Grace: 😂😂 Grace: 💔
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tamisdava-blog · 6 years
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Me and my sis playing lobotomy corporation
Me: Sis, please make my wish :3
sis: oh god what now?
*after hours of persuasion*
Me: finally!
Sis: FML
*game starts*
Me: so lets start with basics! *explains everything about abnormalities, the skull guy(dont force me to write their full names please) act and TRALALALA!
Sis: fuck this shit! *runs away after first day in game*
Me: COME BACK HERE NYAAAAAAAH! *chasing*
*after a week of chasing my sister*
Me: lets start again :3
sis: FML again.
*this time i somehow holded her so she wasn't able to run this time!*
me: choose our new abnormally monster!
sis: this cant get any worse right? *chooses grandma*
*i already had grandma before i started playing this game so its was easy*
me: nu how? :3
sis: the game is getting more interesting.
me: LETS CHOOSE! >:3
Sis: *chooses meat lantern*
me: o i didn't had this in my first walkthrought!
Sis: OMG this one is so cute :3
me: yep :3
*after of our first meeting with meat lantern*
Me: WTF?! IT RAN AWAY?!
sis: whata you said?
Me: SEARCH IT!
SIS: WHEREEEE?!
Me: SHOW THE BASE!
Sis:...
*Meat Lantern comes out and eats someone*
Me and my sis: O_O ... *dead silence*
Sis: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE!
ME: I SAID THAT I DIDN'T MET IT! WHY YOU CHOSE IT?! PANICKING! PANICKING!
*after we learned about it more and we with miracle completed the day*
ME: oh so its only needed temperence lvl 1...
Sis: choosing new one! *chooses theresia*
*the next day in game*
Me: so... oh you chose Theresia :D
Sis: let me guess you already had this one and it was good?
Me: yep
*next day opening information team!*
Sis: sis i chose a butterfly!
me: *looks* O_O *sights* thanks to god its not butterfly, its just a fat fairy.
Sis: oki doki!
*choosing the burning girl!*
Sis: oh its new right?
me: lets not touch her.
Sis: But-
me: I SAID NOPE!
*because of problems we weren't able to complete this day fast and we were stuck there for a long time*
Me: HOLY SHIT! WE ARE DOOMED!
Sis: what?
Me: *turns her head* THE BURNING GIRL! SHE RAN AWAY! WE ARE SO DOOMED! SHE IS GOING TO BOOM AND KILL EVERYONE THERE!
Sis: AAAAAAH WHAT SHOULD WE DO!
ME: MOVE THEM! MOVE THEM IN OTHER ROOM!
SIS: OH *%# IT ISN'T WORKING!
ME: FUUUUUUUUCKAA!
*the burning girl boomed*
Me and sis: O_O
Me: wait they are alive?
Sis: HOly i dont know what to say here! THEY ARE ALIVE!
*happy music and hugging with tears*
After that day in game*
Sis: *chooses the naked woman*
Me: *oh crap i dont remember what we should do with her* *i played demo but i dont remember .-_-.*
Me: lets test her instincts!
*and after because of other reason we weren't able to complete the day fast*
Sis: *SCREAMS* OH MY CRAP! WHAT THE HECK WAS THIS .O_O.
Me: oh i remembered. SHE DID IT! *points on naked woman with a evil voice* because we weren't visiting her fo a long time she decided to scare us :D
Sis: you couldn't warned me?!
Me: nah :D
*after that day in game*
Sis: AAH MY EYES! I AM ALREADY TIRED!
ME: Me too :) *cant close eyes*
Sis: *chooses book that is made from skin*
Sis: lets check it?
Me: nope
*opening training team!*
Sis: *chooses butterfly face*
ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D: FUCK YoU!
Sis: you are saying it to me?
Me: TO BOTH OF YOU! You know why he holds coffin?
Sis: em no?
Me: oh i'll tell you why! FOR THE START HE WILL RUN AWAY AND HE WILL KILLS EVERYONE AND HE WILL PUT US IN THAT COFFIN!
Sis: met him?
Me: YES AND BECAUSE OF HIM I LOST GAME D::( WHY THE HECK YOU DIDN'T ASKED ME BEFORE CHOOSING THIS MOTH THAT CRAPS IN THAT COFFIN!
Sis: wait does he really do it? :)
Me: NEIN! AND STOP PISSING ME FOR FUN!
*after our first meeting with him*
Me: FML he just ran out.
Sis: what should we do?
Me: send our people to die, we'll lose anyway -_-
Sis: why the heck you are so heartless?!
Me: in real life i amn't heartless and you in real life aren't so emotional.
sis: but we are sending them to death!
ME: Oh wait i am a bad cop and you are good cop! And btw that butterfly face is death himself belive me, i experienced that.
Sis: oh Holy cheese burger without meat, Meat lantern ran out!
ME: we are sooo craped!
*meat lantern eats someone*
Me: OMG TAK DO YOU SEE IT?!
Sis: ???
Me: that stupid moth is going to Meat Lantern.
ME and sis: HAHAHAHAA *evil laught* we are going to see the battle of titans!
*the butterfly attacks Lanter from far*
ME: ok lantern is doomed how i see
Sis: COME ON COMECOKEMCOEMCOEMC ON@!
*the stupid butterfly goes to Meaty*
Me and sis: OH SHITOHSHITOHSHIT! MEAT LANTERN WON! OUR SAVIOR! .^_^.
sis: oh shit there is only Yuri left.
Yuri: .o-o. *the only poor worker left alive*
Me: faster lets collect energy before that stupid thing that is butterfly or moth with coffin ran away again.
*didn't make it in time and that stupid thingo with coffin ran away and with him ran away Meat lantern*
ME: LMAO our savior knows when he needs to help us >:D
Sis: he is truly our savior >:>D
*and meaty won this time too*
Me and sis: WE WON!
Yuri: Fuck those stupid girls .o~o.
*continuing*
*after this day bootyfly ran away again*
Sis: W.H.A.T W.E S.H.O.U.L.D D.O?
Me: we should force Meaty to run away. What he dislikes more?
Sis: ... Repression.
me: lets do it!
*after of several times doing so*
Sis: why the heck it isn't running away?!
Me: IDK D:
Sis: lets do something else with him!
ME: NOOOO! He dislikes this REPRESSION!
Sis: i promise if we'll lose i wont start playing this game again!
Me: like you would have a choice. You remember that i am having birthday in march? =)
Sis: FML >:>
Yuri: please butterfly with the dam coffin come and kill me! because of them died my friends! i want to be with them!
Butterfly: Nu if you are asking me, i'll try to come =)
Yuri: NO NO! come now! I cant take it anymore!
ME: oh fuckin dam miracle Meaty finally broke free!
Sis: finally.
*meaty eats Yuri*
me and sis: O_O'
Butterfly: you %^## i wanted to kill him! >=(
Meaty: *turns* you can fight me and take him from my belly if you wont lose again you stupid moth in a costume!
Angela: Managers, you lose the day, you should start this day over.
Me and sis: ok lets watch the battle of titans 2 and we'll go to sleep
Angela: but-
Me and sis: shhhhhhhh
Angela: *sight* what a stupid kids. *disappears*
Sis: *closes game*
Me: whatcha think?
Sis: i thought Meaty was on our side!
Me: tak-tak we repressioned it, you know that its bad right? you would like it on his place?
Sis: But it was Yuri we just were commanding-
Yuri's ghost: *shows middle fingers*
Sis: wait, justice was executed, Yuri repressioned meaty and he was eaten, we were commanding him and many died because of us so we lost the game.
Yuri: fuck you *goes in heaven*
Me: karma, now i feel bad. Meaty was the one who saved us, and with what we paid him? We just repressioned him till he ate Yuri.
Sis: geez i didn't thought that the game would be so hard.
*after the week*
ME: *opens game* *restarts game*
Angela: *sits on chair with a turned back* *turns* Oh so you came back... without your big sister, i see...
To be continued?
Lobotomy corporation is really a great game. In my opinion it deserves more fans and respect, its still a demo but its great and now it has a plot.
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You didn't reblog it but you've got to do the questions now it's only fair you demon
i hate u and also myself
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?  as of rn the last person i texted was my grandma so n o
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? strangely enough no but we normally talk everyday
3. Have you taken someones virginity? nice one
4. Is trust a big issue for you? if we’re being honest idk if “big” covers it
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? i dont really like anyone rn? so no
6. What are you excited for? death
7. What happened tonight? well tonight is my mom’d birthday dinner, so theres that i guess?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? no? i mean to an extent its gross when anyone gets really really wasted but
9. Is confidence cute? dude hell fuckin yeah
10. What is the last beverage you had? some crisp ass water
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? like 1 (one) person but even then its iffy
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? all i own is skinny jeans. literally nothing besides skinny jeans and sweat pants.
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? today is saturday so tonight im gonna eat mexican food and cake and probably have a crisis.
14. What are you going to spend money on next? ideally, class specific D&D character sheets
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? i aint ever kissed someone so no, me and the void arent currently an item
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? yea probably
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? im never comfortable talking to anyone about anything serious. literally never. but my #squad (kayla, brittany^2, anna, this u) is the best.
18. The last time you felt broken? literally always
19. Have you had sex today? good one
20. Are you starting to realize anything? at this very moment im realizing how much i regret speaking to you literally ever
21. Are you in a good mood? relatively, yes
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? yes! either in a controlled environment to have fun or in the ocean to die
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? yes. greeny eyes.
24. What do you want right this second? death, but also like a refill on my water
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? i support the void kissing any person they like
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? yeah, ive never dyed my hair before 
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? ffff.... nah i dont think so. laughter/humor is a fundamental part of my life.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? watching u suffer and answer all these questions but also specifically “i dont sing. I perform.”
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? does my will to live count?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? this really depends on the mistake
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? yes, joe
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? i’ve professed my love to the void so yes.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? kinda wish i was, but im always a slut for root beer
34. Listening to? that playlist of songs white people always get turnt to
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? im in high school m8 yeah
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? yes, the void
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? no
38. Who did you last call? kayla. forever ago. i dont call people.
39. Who was the last person you danced with? *chad voice* i dont dance (i white dad dance at random intervals but i dont think i’ve ever actually danced with someone)
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? the void is irresistible (why are there so many questions about kissing this is embarrassing)
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? too long ago
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? ahhahha no
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? im literally always embarassed and the void is always watching
44. Do you tan in the nude? no, i tan when i swim
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? i cant have -1 kisses
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? nah
47. Who was the last person to call you? my mom
48. Do you sing in the shower? yeah
49. Do you dance in the car? im never in the car alone so like.. no
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? nah i fucking wish tho
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? fffff september? for senior pictures
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? sometimes they are but i love em
53. Is Christmas stressful? dude yes
54. Ever eat a pierogi? cant get enough i love them
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? peach and cherry
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? strangely enough, an archaeologist still. indiana jones had a big impact on me as you can see
57. Do you believe in ghosts? ehhhh no. maybe one day.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? all the time
59. Take a vitamin daily? i should but alas
60. Wear slippers? only at the cabin
61. Wear a bath robe? nope
62. What do you wear to bed? the same shirt i wore during the day and sweatpants
63. First concert? never been to one
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? target
65. Nike or Adidas? neither
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? cheetos
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? peanuts during winter, sunflower seeds in summer68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? dont really listen to her and i cant name one i really like off the top of my head69. Ever take dance lessons? mandatory ones for school70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? maybe theyll b a professor too and it’ll be like some bad fanfiction71. Can you curl your tongue? i can only make one sad taco72. Ever won a spelling bee? nope
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yeah.74. What is your favorite book? what the fuck kinda question is this75. Do you study better with or without music? with, but it has to be classical music or movie soundtracks76. Regularly burn incense? no77. Ever been in love? im 17 wtf no78. Who would you like to see in concert? my chemical romance rip79. What was the last concert you saw? never been to one80. Hot tea or cold tea? no tea81. Tea or coffee? i dont like either really82. Favorite type of cookie? them real soft sugar cookies with icing u kno the ones83. Can you swim well? yeah i was on swim team for 2 years. Still my favorite sport.84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? kinda have to
85. Are you patient? depends on the thing, but mostly yes
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ, i dont want the band to have to learn the shrek soundtrack87. Ever won a contest? im too much of a loser88. Ever have plastic surgery? nope, never want to either. unless i can fix my stupid fucking fingers with it.89. Which are better black or green olives? you cant just ask a question like this i love them both90. Opinions on sex before marriage? you do u but b safe 91. Best room for a fireplace? living room92. Do you want to get married? i mean, eventually probably? if i meet someone i’d like to spend the rest of my life with. but it’d have to be a long ass time after we’ve been dating? cuz i wouldnt want to get divorced. I wanna know theyre the one u feel?
anyways fuck u @obijoekenobi
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