#grandpa palpatine

[grandpa-palpatine]

#lightning #grandpa palpatine

[phoenixyfriend]

I only have twelve options or I'd have added more (like Yoda, and Fives, and Plo, and Quinlan)

Could do a tournament but this'll do for now

#star wars #the clone wars #phoenix polls #anakin skywalker #captain rex #ahsoka tano #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #sheev palpatine #darth sidious #count dooku #shaak ti #mace windu #commander fox #asajj ventress #hondo ohnaka #did not fit: ventress is liable to just pull her shirt off if she thinks it'll save her life so like. #even if she doesn't hit on the opponent (e.g. dooku is her evil grandpa so it would be weird) #the opponent would often be too scandalized to keep fighting and instead tries to find a shirt for her to put on #so she stops flopping around like that

[count-doodoo]

sometimes i think "wow the jedi and sith had so many similarities", and then i realize that i'm thinking of fallen jedi who simply retained some of their jedi characteristics

case in point: "both dooku and the jedi were manipulated into fighting the clone wars for the sole benefit of palpacreep" -> "dooku was a jedi manipulated into war against the republic, and then the other jedi fought him"

or: "wow dooku loves teaching ventress just like jedi love their padawans" -> "dooku is a former jedi who used to show more love for his padawans"

so really all i've ever thought is "palpacreep is an asshole"

#jedi positive #(kinda?? idk) #dooku #jedi order #palpatine #star wars #prequel trilogy #star wars meta #(also kinda) #i swear i had other examples that weren't dooku #but oh well #grandpa warcrimes #always on the mind

[space-girl-and-droids-art]

Small Leia & Ben Kenobi.

#star wars art #kenobi series #obi wan kenobi #small leia #my art #leia organa #it broke my heart when leia asked obi wan if he was her bio dad #he would've been the best uncle / grandpa and the fact that they grew up as strangers it's unfair #fuck you palpatine

[tit-crevice]

the thing about a big fandom is that when you sort by kudos and when you reach that one spot in between the most kudos-ed works (which are mostly similar in theme) and the least kudos-ed works which has the most GOD TIERED LIFE CHANGING AMAZING JAW DROPPING SOB SUMMONING works ive ever seen in my life.

#just sobbed to the saddest version of anakin doesnt turn to the dark side fic #SPOILER: HE WAS FUCKING MIND CONTROLLED BY PALPATINE #i fucking hate that old nasty grandpa #disgusting fuck #luke and (force ghost) obi help him break through it #and he spends his time in recovery telling luke and leia how amazing padme was #as he should she is amazing i dont know if i want to be her or want her to dominate me in a dark alley #anakin skywalker #chancellor palpatine #luke skywalker #leia skywalker

[the-senates-one-fear]

Clone wars s1 eps 11-12 are even funnier when put into jedi family/linage concepts and remembering that Hondo and his pirates were basically tipsy or drunk half the time because an alternative title is then

Two Brothers and their Evil Grandfather try and Escape Drunk Pirate Captain and His Merry Troupe

#its kinda fucked up when you think about how obi wan anakin and ahsoka are fighting what would be their grandpa #if palpatine and other reasons hadnt fucked dooku up #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #obi wan #ahsoka tano #yodas linage #count dooku #yan dooku #star wars #jedi #jedi council #the clone wars #dumb meow meow should be muzzled

[radiorevenge]

if star wars fandom treated palpatine the way saw fandom treats john kramer we would all have a lot more fun

#cartoonishly evil grandpa #hilarious. makes me go haha #in that same vein if we treated vader or the inquisitors how saw fandom treats jigsaw apprentices #giggles #star wars #palpatine #darth vader

[navree]

god anakin would have loved his kids. he would have loved his kids and their friends and their spouses. he would have loved any niece or nephew owen and beru gave him. he would have loved all of his grandkids. all of his family, every single one of them. it hurts so bad.

#personal #anakin skywalker #you know how HISHE has a running gag where every time a new skywalker is revealed #anakin goes absolutely fucking nuts #that's basically canon #he would have been the best dad and the best grandpa and the best uncle and the best friend ever god #don't ever touch me don't even look at me #i'm gonna wring palpatine's fucking neck for taking all of this away

[hopefulstarfire]

These two

Are the exact same with different powersets and differing backstories that led them to the exact same fucking place, personality, tactics and goals.

And they both are the most boring villains in their franchises.

#star wars #my hero academia #bnha #sheev palpatine #all for one #they are the exact same character and it shows where a lot of weakness in the writing as well but i can go into that at a different day #its also why im fairly certain that all for ones gonna do the damn dad or grandpa for one reveal and i hate it #also why are yall simping for him #but no this isnt even a stretch of the imagination #horikoshis a big star wars fan. he based the design off of afo off of vader. just took all the other parts and put sheev in there instead #bc he gave all of anakins traits to shigaraki

[risingthroughthestars]

ST Muses & Their Main Verses

Anakin Skywalker Darth Vader The eccentric cult The Acolytes of the Beyond successfully managed to revive the spirit of Darth Vader into a new body, trying to revive their Dark Lord. Much  to their despair, their Dark Lord wasn’t the ruthless Sith they’d worshiped any more. He isn’t fully light, but he’s not fully dark.

Rey Skywalker Just a scavenger from Jakku. Powerful and naturally gifted in the Force. She is the reincarnation of the Chosen One.

Captain Phasma She was once a young Chiss skywalker, kidnapped from her people and used by the Empire to explore the Chaos. Once her Third Sight started to fade, she was then trained as a warrior, quickly raising through the ranks and enforcing the First Order’s programing to their other recruits.

Vi Moradi General Organa’s top spy-Magpie. She does everything Leia asks of her. At the moment it’s setting up a base of operations on the planet of Batuu on the edge of the Galaxy. She’s become affectionately known as their Mother Hen.

Zay Meeko Versio The daughter of two Imperial defectors, Iden Versio and Del Meeko. She was raised in the midst of it, learning to pilot and fight by her parents. After loosing both her parents, she became an agent for General Organa searching for allies for the Resistance.

Bretnic Roswell He grew up on Hosnian Prime and went through the Flight Academy there learning under Wedge Antillies. When the growing threat of the First Order became apparent, he left with many of his other class mates to join General Leia Organa in the Resistance. He, like many others lost his family during the Hosnian Cataclysm. He’s flown many missions and at the moment he is stationed on Batuu with Moradi’s growing Resistance cell

#Character Info #eeyYY I got myself to write quick blurps #...I really need to not be lazy & make docs buT #...tbh Vi is the only one who doesn't really divert from canon #Rey is--a mix #...sorry Kylo you can't kiss the reincarnation of ur grandpa #but really her fight with light & dark still works and Palpatine's need of her #so really she's pretty canon compliant just little changes

[isabelpsaroslunnen]

I amused myself by using my ancient copy of Photoshop to summarize the conclusion of the last D&D campaign I played in:

Bonus: my character ended up in a trio (one played by me, one by @inmediasras, and one by the DM) consisting entirely of Good-aligned characters, two of us Lawful Good.

#in fairness the awful mind-controlling 'grandpa palpatine but an uber-god' was also allegedly lawful good #but sephrene and ifrien were the real deal and like 'hmm yes this is just and righteous. we'll hold your tea' #(well. more like 'we'll unleash the powers of the sun and the night so you can cut his throat <3') #isabel talks #isabel's games #game: dungeons and dragons #ch: sephrene lyr #ch: cora runelerin #ch: ifrien runelerin

[grandpa-palpatine]

I just love lightning

#star wars #lightning #grandpa palpatine

[jedivoodoochile]

#palpatine #grandpa munster

[oonaluna-art]

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[Alternate Version of this Update]

Sometimes, I write placeholder titles for these updates. This one was called “Everyone Hates Mara.”

In her defense, everyone makes mistakes, from someone not explaining to her brother that their mutual father is a Sith Lord to summoning Grandpa Palpatine to their location. 

I deleted a line from the script where Galen still tries to enforce Vader’s will by telling Leia not to swear. It would have made it funnier if he had sworn at the end, but I ultimately didn’t like the bossiness of the line, so I cut it. 

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#our new hope #our new hope au #onhau #luke skywalker #leia organa #galen marek #starkiller #maraluke #mara jade #star wars #starwars au #star wars au

[probadbatch]

I hate to be That Guy but Project Necromancer is Palpatine's plan to clone himself so he can transfer his essence to the clone and basically live forever in new host bodies. He fails because the clones couldn't sustain his force abilities and a) were useless to the power hungry bastard and b) kinda fell apart once he tried to inhabit them with all of his evilness. Rey's dad was one of those clones but Palpatine was so disgusted with his complete lack of force sensitivity that he didn't try to inhabit the body. And then somehow Rey wound up with as much force power as grandpa despite/because she wasn't a clone.

It's referenced in a bunch of things but named specifically in Mando season 3. It's why the imperial remnant is after Baby Yoda - they need a sample with a high m-count to study and/or use so they can clone Palpatine.

If Omega - a clone - has a high m-count (presumably one that was engineered into her), that would change the entire game for Palpatine if he got his hands on her.

So anyway Project Necromancer isn't about Tech. I wish it was. But Palps probably has no idea who Tech is and certainly doesn't care.

(And Tech doesn't need any of Palpatine's creepy science to come back from the dead because he is Not Dead in the first place and no one will convince me otherwise)

#tbb spoilers #bad batch spoilers

[keldabekush]

What if the corrie guard love palpatine. Hes just a very pleasant guy. No hint theres anything wrong with him at all and he pays for pizza night once a week. They see him endorsing war crimes in the senate and theyre like Go Grandpa Go.

#commander fox #the clone wars