#gravity falls incorrect quotes

[blackchrysalys]

Dipper: *sneaks into the Mystery Shack at 2am*

*Lights turn on*

Stan: *on the couch* Care to explain where you were?

Dipper: I was with...Great-uncle Ford.

Ford: *turns in a self enhanced swivel chair* Try again.

Dipper: Uh, I was with...Mabel?

Mabel: *also turns in swivel chair* Try again *continues spinning* Also You have try this Dipper! *spinety-spin* It's really FUN!!! Woohoo!!!!

#Stan: Kid we gotta work on your lying skills. That was a terrible Lie. #Dipper: ...I know #gravity falls #dipper pines #mabel pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #grunkle ford #grunkle stan #pines family #incorrect quotes #gravity falls incorrect quotes

[gfanlocalcryptid]

Bill: do you think we are soul mates in every universe? Ford: I fucking hope not.

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[random-incorrect-things]

Stan: Where's my chair?

Wendy: Mabel broke it over Dipper's back while they were wrestling.

Dipper: Correction, Mabel was wrestling. I was eating soup.

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[stanford-cipher]

Fuck it, Stanley Pines incorrect quotes.

Psych edition🍍

Honorary mention: "Breaking and entering is only breaking and entering if you break something. Entering is just entering." I didn't like the structuring of the original quote.

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[divinity-in-chaos]

Stan: you should listen to your heart and forgive me.

Ford: Wha- my heart isn’t saying that?

Stan: yeah it is, look-

Stan: pulls out a sock puppet of Fidds

Stan, in Fiddleford’s voice: you should forgive Stan, aw crack nuggets

Ford: why is my heart Fiddleford?

Stan: your heart’s hella gay.

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[slowlyvaliantmoon]

Stanford Pines as NileRed.

I think Ford likes to do chemistry and be chaotic in a Ford Pines kinda way, a lot like how NileRed is.

I want to make more Ford as NileRed drawings but given this is the first time I've made art of him since January last year, I make no promises.

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[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Mabel: Good night, Happy Bear. Good night, Sad Bunny. Good night, Playful Kitty. Good night, ominous triangle at the foot of my bed.

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[adalwolfgang]

Stanley: What?

(Name): Nothing

Stanley: you keep staring at me.

(Name):It’s just the way your brow furrows when you’re thinking. It’s adorable.

(Name): unless you’re playing poker, of course. Then it would be deadly, but still.

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[sleeplessdreamer14]

Mabel: hey grunkle ford, maybe you could get back in touch with Cathy and you guys could make up.

Ford: thanks sweetie, but (Y/N) and your uncle Stan TP-d her house after that incident.

Y/N: and I sent my cat to pee in her garden.

Stan: yeah, don’t do what we did.

Y/N: also I called her at 2 am every night for a year and pretended I was a killer.

Ford: good lord.

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[the-lem0n-b0y]

Mabel: Describe your ideal boyfriend.

Pacifica: Short, smart, should make a therapy appointment in about three months ago, brown hair, can be a bit overprotective but-

Mabel: You're just describing Dipper, aren't you?

[Later]

Mabel: Hey Dipper, describe your ideal girlfri-

Dipper: Pacifica.

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[rex-ray]

Gravity Falls Incorrect Quotes.

Ford: You can’t just positive attitude your way through physics.

Mabel: I beg to differ 🥰

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[blackchrysalys]

Ford: Human interactions are like ...what common sense is to you.

Stan: ...Uh, not worth my time?

Ford: Borderline impossible to grasp.

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[gfanlocalcryptid]

Ford fell first but Bill fell harder *turns Ford into a golden statue and carries it everywhere with him while causing chaos and suffering because he's Bill's most special little guy*

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[random-incorrect-things]

Dipper: How do I over think so much and then still make the wrong decision.

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[middlechildwhoescapedthebasement]

Ford: What'd you do now?!

Stan: Can't say. Just know it involved: Three gallons of gasoline, a jar of mayo, a copy of the first season of Ducktective, and 4 chipmunks

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[pollensweetchimera]

Ford: How the hell did you manage to do that?! Are you out of your mind?! You could have been killed!

Th&Lc!Y/n: Bold of you to assume that I haven't dealt with this kind of thing before.

Ford: What.

Dipper, Mabel And Stan: What?

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