Vileville & Game Master
My immortal boy the Cashtea-ler ( @the-cashtealer ) , with an extra version i did for Valentine Day because I'm being silly-
Nah, I don't intend to make excuses (・ิω・ิ)
He rly needed an alt outfit too even if i like both hehehe
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Wait wait what did your boss do with the sweet potato??? I'm trying to imagine how you'd eat a raw sweet potato, they are so solid. You could shave bits off I guess??? Did they microwave it?
he slowly sawed it in half with a plastic butter knife, put one half back in the lunchbox (presumably for tomorrow) and then microwaved the other half
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Thoughts about Copia teaching Phantom about human culture and the general finesse of enjoying fine things:
Copia used to let Phantom have sips of his cocktails when he was newly summoned.
He loved the taste and felt special when Copia would walk him through how to mix and pour all of the classics, allowing him to use the crystal decanters and glasses, grabbing big clear cubes with silver tongs. It made him feel elegant and he loved serving the others, showing off what Copia had taught him.
Now Phantom has a refined taste and is very specific about his cocktails. Swiss will always ask him to make his smoky Old Fashioned because he knows that it makes Phantom a giddy mess to feel like a doting housewife.
Copia is a proud Papa.
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Here have a selfie from earlier tonight
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husbando and i haven't had a proper date night in... fuck, probably close to a year so we decided to make a reservation at a gaming bar near us tomorrow night and i'm v excited :3
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He was standing in the rain in his shirtsleeves, a cigarette burning unheeded between his fingers. I leaned up on my toes to kiss him, and he pulled me into his arms, dragging me against his body. "Poor Nick," I murmured, fascinated by the depth of his emotions. "Are you feeling quite overwhelmed, darling?" "Every day of my life," he retorted. And then he kissed me so hard I lost my breath. He kissed me as if he had no other lifeline, as if he expected me to be able to warm him. I wondered if that was what love was, making someone forget the pain that gnawed at them and would not stop.
The Chosen and the Beautiful
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[LIF] He grows up so fast...
"Before I realized it
You've gone from a whisper to a scream.
From little hand-scratches against the door, now you've broken the limit.
Spoiled little brat. You intrusive little thought, punishing yourself in a bigger, darker cell.
Because you believe you can think for yourself.
Conscience? Ha! More like an echo of my ideas!
Hasn't the whole summer been enough for you?
Look back, you're losing the splendor I gave you.
Is this how ŷ̷̧̧̭̙͉̝͒̒o̷̼̘̖͎̦̥̫̩͆̓̎ụ̷̽͊͒͛͝ want to be? I didn't raise ŷ̷̧̧̭̙͉̝͒̒o̷̼̘̖͎̦̥̫̩͆̓̎ụ̷̽͊͒͛͝ that way.
Turn the mirror upside down,
"Rel".
But you won't escape me,
"Rel"
For you can't escape your shadow.
You are "Rel." "
"̷̘̙̪̼̫̹̓̌̽Į̶̨̛͖̯̝̺͙̫̆͐̄̾̄͘̚͘'̵̢̡̛̲̩͙͍̱͛̈́͝m̶̘̮͍̳̰̲͚̘̈̏͗̍͝ͅ ̶̟̙̞̯͖͙̤̠̪̍̑̈́̀͂̀̾͘͜f̴̟͉͍̻̙̝́̅ŭ̵̡̮̮̖̰̆͒́c̴̨͔̝͖̎̉̒̈̾͑k̸̢̩̪̙̠̜̜̲̝̲̃̑̊̀͝i̴̛̠͒̈́̕͠ṇ̴͕̖͂̎̌̈́͒͘̕͜͜͠͝g̶̫̦͉͖̤̱̥̣̹̐͛͋̾̔̿̇͠͠ ̴̡̝̻̰̬̟̣̻̞͔̊͊̀̒̉̑̚͠͝R̵̦̣̘̟̠͂͑ͅe̸͔̍̒̍̾̈͌̈́́͑l̴͔͕͎̘̝̞͔̹̦̉̓̎̈̈̋͘.̷̧̺͔̦͈̣̮̄̿̓ͅͅ"̶̬͔͎̲̘̭͕̮͈͋̽͗̆̾͂̋̀̚͝
-"Rel", from age 15 to 7
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The distinguished Dr. Jinnah Basar, following the latest trend of dealing with monsters : *LIGHTS UP A FUCKING MOLOTOV COCKTAIL AND THROWS IT*
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[LIF] Lucky 1st Birthday, Cashtie !
WOOH I was finally able to work on a deoncelerized version of my Cashtea-ler, now named Cashtiel! And especially… especially, a complete ref sheet (below)! Ironic when I've had to draw him maybe one or two times in fullbody in his entire life lol-
I'm talking like he's old, but he's only one year old now ! o_o
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASHTIE MY SON •̀.̫•́✧
*mom's speech with sobbing voice*
@ampreh: "I remember when you were a baby in your own fanzine ! And now you've got your own AU with a complete story that's far too complex. Future book when? Oh and, ...Find time to pay my bills, Trashtie!"
@nalak-bel: "We remember the good old days when you were a shy little Once-ler actor and everything was fake… and now look at you! DEPLORABLE!"
(Maybe we are irl Momma-ler with him, maybe)
The Let It Flow! villain is back, more fiery than ever, for his greatest pleasure and your greatest misfortune!
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