And I present to you a father with his minotaur son,

I relax by watching videos of people brushing their pet cows and I noticed this part and loved how it looked, and I initially thought "yeah that looks so cute, looks like a minotaur, Imma draw that."

The video was by "Hamish and Kyloe" on YouTube, so the Minotaur son is named Hamish, cause that's his name on the vid.......

I mean….yeah😳

Persephone: Crushes are the worst.

Hades: I know! Whenever I’m around mine, I always act stupid.

Persephone: Pffffttt, you always act stupid!

Hades:

Hades: Please don’t think about that too hard.

•𝚗𝚢𝚡•

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(𝚌)𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚢𝚛

Artemis and Apollo

Them again! 

THANATOS 

by Peter Polach

troy (2004) and all its faults

y it so white like wtf its ancient greece not fucking florida or smth

brat pitt needs to leave

go back to endor legolas no one wants you here

achilles didn’t fight for agamemnon before the trojan war so the whole thessaly fight was utter bullshit

can we talk about brat pitts armpit hair i refuse to believe achilles didn’t shave

c

co hmm

cousins

excuse me sir

like yes depending on what source you believe i guess they could be cousins but they were ancient greeks ffs that wouldn’t have stopped them sucking an insane amount of dick

he isn’t in phthia he is on skyros in a DRESS

i don’t like brad pitts hair it’s so lanky and gross no my man achilles has lucious waves not fucking greasy hay

i don’t like his face it’s gross

the SUPERIORITY COMPLEX of achilles is ASTRONOMICAL

THE SMOLDER NO GOD

thetis is a milf but we saw that one coming

BACK TO THE SHITTY!! BACK TO THE SHITTY!!

where is chryseis u can’t really have a story without her but ok

STOP ROMANTICIZING RAPE HOLLYWOOD ITS NOT CUTE

cousins

BRISEIS DID NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH THE MAN WHO KILLED HER FAMILY AND RAPED HER

Ah yes ancient greece the land of the heteros

i want more thetis content

hector my beloved

WHERE IS DIOMEDES??? DOES HE JUST NOT EXIST? FUCK YOU?!

where is the gay

justice for aias

this movie smells of testosterone

i find it hilarious that achilles has more chemistry with eudorus than patroclus and briseis combined

the trojan war lasted for 10 years not 4 days get out

did the gods just all fuck off or smth?

stfu odysseus u ain’t different

the timeline is SO FUCKED

leave patroclus alone please

kinda mad we didn’t see patroclus kick sarpedons ass

ANDROMACHE MY BABY I LOVE U

plato would hate this movie

where tf are the amazons!!!!!! they’re like the most badass warriors of the trojan war and they just,,, dont exist? i’m impressed they managed to string together a plot without them tbh

after watching alexander (2004) i am sad about the lack of eyeliner present

he just GAVE AWAY the seashell necklace!!

WHERES THE RIVER FIGHT SCENE I WANT TO SEE THE RIVER PART

priam is a dilf and i am mad about it

briseis oh no babe i am so sorry

menelaus just??? dies??

Achilles isn’t even that sad abt patroclus’ death?? he’s not even crying like wtf

kinda glad phyrrus doesn’t show up tho

horse

ok so i know i’m supposed to hate every part of this movie but at the end i really love the aeneas bit with his father like yes i see that reference and i rate it 10/10

can i get some more patroclus content or no

the SEXISM

the POC ERASURE

the LACK OF HOMOEROTICISM

uuUuuuUUUUGHRRR

the soundtrack kinda slaps tho

i walked with ✨achilles✨

Do I need you? (Yes and no)

Do I want you? (Maybe so)

You're getting warm, you're getting warm, you're getting- oh, oh, oh

Achilles [at a picture of a red hot knife cutting bread]: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife

Odysseus: It would immediately cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

Agamemnon: If you want information it is.

Diomedes: and there we see, in order, a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw, and a Slytherin

Patroclus: Why would you stab a PERSON when you could have TOAST?

Diomedes: There’s the Hufflepuff.

💘

I would like to formally submit a request for platonic yandad Hercules. I just want fluff vibes rn

Platonic yandad Hercules? You got it babe.

You could be just a normal person walking along, minding your own business when you suddenly run into trouble and a group of men try to assault you. Our hero Hercules comes smashing through and kicks everyone's asses and then asks if you're alright. You nod and thank him before going on your merry way, only for you to almost get trampled by a chariot the next day. And you would've been mashed to the ground, had it not been for Hercules to be passing by. And when a week later, some guy tries to force you to marry him, Hercules KO's the jerk and decides that you have been sent by the gods for him to take care of, after he had killed his wife and his kids.

Of course, you don't understand why this giant of a man is pulling you along to his house, saying that he'll take care of you from now on. Hercules assumes that you're just an orphan and even though you tell him many times that your family is waiting for you back home, he doesn't believe it, simply shushing you and telling you that "papa is here, now. No need to put up a brave front for me. Now you sit here and tell me about your day while I go make you dinner🥰"

OR

You're actually Hercules's child and you came from visiting your grandparents, only to walk in on your father strangling your mother, the bodies of your siblings lying around. As soon as your mother dies, that's when Hercule's curse is lifted and he finally sees what he's done and then sees you at the door, looking absolutely horrified.

When you see your father smile (because he's glad at least you're okay), you call him a monster and try to run away, only for Hercules to catch your wrist and yank to his chest, trying to explain that this is not his fault, that Hera did this. You don't believe him, thrashing around in his hands that were still covered in blood, so he knocks you out, thinking that you're freaking out because of the dead bodies, so tucks you under the covers while he buries your family.

You're permanently traumatised and Hercules doesn't understand that. If anything, he's only turned to become more protective of you, cutting you off completely from the world and keeping you at home because he can't risk you getting hurt. He treats even the smallest scratch you get as a fatal stab wound, even getting angry at you and scolds you for being so careless, all while he's bandaging you and making you herbal tea.

Even when Hercules gets Zeus and Hera to explain that your father was not at fault, you just cant seem to not be afraid of him. When you wake up from a nightmare where you saw the repeat of that night, only screaming louder when Hercules hugs you to comfort you, him not seeing that its actually he who you're afraid of.

He turns so paranoid, often waking up in the middle of the night to check if you're still breathing, patting your head and staring at you for hours before the sun rises and he goes out to hunt. If his paranoia is on lower levels, he might let you accompany him on the hunt, but you are to stay either on the horse or right by his side-AND NO EATING ANY BERRIES WITHOUT HIM CHECKING THEM FIRST.

Hercules heart's breaks everytime you hurl insults at him, call him a monster, but he knows he deserves it, his heart is already heavy with guilt. He even cries because you're all he has left in the world and you hate him. But then he comforts himself in the fact that at least you'll be safe with him, even if you hate him- you'll be safe. And he made Zeus and Hera promise him that if he ever has a manic episode again, they'll protect you, even if they have to kill him.

They are your grandparents, after all.

Pandora by Alexandre Cabanel (1873)

I’ve officially decided to be the main character of every romcom and start annotating my books.

Édouard Bisson (1856-1945) “The Three Graces”(1899) Oil on canvas Currently in a private collection

pov: you’re Paris and you must choose

Hades & Persephone in the Underworld

Fourydice 🪶🎶 (feat. Khaila Wilcoxon, Morgan Siobhan Green, Eva Noblezada, and Jessie Shelton)

imagine being so hetero you actually believe authors when they say Achilles and Patroclus were just best friends...

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