#greek mythology funny

[bambismoonlight]

Apollo, picking petals off a flower: he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me no-

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Hyacinthus: wait, what happened?

Artemis: just hurry up and come with me, he hasn’t stopped crying for almost 4 hours

#Greek mythology #Apollo #Artemis #hyacinthus #greek mythology incorrect quotes #inaccurate greek mythology quotes #greek mythology funny #greek mythology memes #Greek myth #Zeus #Hera #Poseidon #hades #hestia #Demeter #Persephone #Athena #ares #Aphrodite #hespeateus #hermes #Dionysus

[withlovefromolympus]

Athena, pissed off and yelling: I HATE THIS FAMILY!! YA’LL ARE STUPID! DOES ANYONE EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO? DIONYSUS, WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?!

Dionysus, not paying attention: uh-

Hermes, whispering in his ear: seven

Dionysus: SEVEN!

#Athena #Dionysus #Hermes #greek mythology #incorrect quotes #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #greek myth memes #classical mythology #greek incorrect quotes #incorrect greek god quotes #greek mythology memes #greek mythology funny

[elixlozgamer]

We really looked at Zues and snatched his lightning like how he snatched our wife

#zues #greek mythology #greek mythology funny #memes #funny

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday #it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold #suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up #maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like #disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck #man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf #so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.

[wtaffy]

PERSEUS-

#Idk if it's actually meant to be funny but I CACKLED #percy jackson #persassy #pjo #greek mythology #percy jackon and the olympians #cabin 11 #books #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #pjo fandom #annabeth chase #grover underwood #heroes of olympus #My cousin Percy does not give one f two fs red fs blue fs #Titans curse

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#spring #persephone #greek mythology #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[bodhrancomedy]

I think it’s funny. And the people have spoken.

#deaf #tiktok #funny #video #queer #trans #writing #actor #greek myth joke #Greek mythology

[stars-in-the-storm]

rip Achilles you would've loved hightop sneakers

#do you get it #please let this reach the right audience #because- because the heel thing ya know #yeah #funny #lmao #achilles #achilles heel #patroclus #achilles and patroclus #greek mythology #greek myth memes #meme #greek myth #gay #rip #rip you wouldve loved #rip you would love #song of achilles #patrochilles #haha

[wolfythewitch]

local scientist lady finds merman in pool. more news at 5

#ITS MERMAYYYY #I COMPLETELY FORGOR #art #sketch #odysseus #penelope #greek mythology #the odyssey #based on a cuckoo wrasse for no other reason than i find the name funny and the colors are pretty

[legendarycollectiveflower]

I need a Dionysus in my life

#dionysus #chaotic academia #dark academia #greek mythology #shakespeare #funny quotes

[bambismoonlight]

Persephone: So yeah, to sum it all up I saw someone hitting on my husband and I turned them into a plant.

Hera: Child’s play but it’s a start.

#Greek mythology #Greek gods #greek mythology incorrect quotes #greek mythology inaccurate quotes #Greek mythology meme #Greek mythology memes #Greek mythology funny #hades #Persephone #minthe #mint #Zeus #Poseidon #Demeter #hestia #ares #Apollo #Artemis #Athena #Hermes #Hephaestus #Aphrodite #Dionysus #Hera

[withlovefromolympus]

Zeus: I love you

Hera, thinking about his affairs: how many people do you tell that to?

Zeus: everyone

Hera: everyone??

Zeus: yes. i tell everyone i love you

#Zeus #hera #zeus x hera #they deserve more cute quotes <3 #greek mythology #Greek gods #greek mythology funny #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek myth #incoreect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect gods #mythology #greek mythology humor #classical mythology

[katkit-drops-alt]

aaaaaaaaaaaa the iliad/odyssey as cat memes aaaaaaaaaaaaa

#epic the musical #epic: the musical #greek mythology #odysseus #the odyssey #the iliad #agamemnon #menelaus #paris of troy #hector of troy #Achilles #patroclus #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #tsoa #the song of achilles #song of achilles #diomedes #greek mythology memes #greek memes #memes #mythology memes #odyssey #Iliad #homer’s iliad #homer's odyssey #Cat memes #Funny cats #Cats

[doodlerose]

#agamemnon #menelaus #patroclus #digital art #I learned that Agamemnon and Menalaus was exiled and thought this was funny #The funniest part about this is Peleus seeing this and being like yesss #What a good influence for my son #It was weird to try and draw young Agamemnon or Menelaus without a beard #greek mythology #classics #ancient greece #the illiad #greek myth art

[dootznbootz]

"The text is all up to interpretation."

The Text:

#Fuck Calypso. All my homies hate Calypso. #The place he likes to be is in Penelope and Telemachus' arms btw #Odysseus isn't a fuck boy. He's a fucking SIMP for Penelope. He did not want Circe or Calypso. #I want to make a Paris kidnapping Helen one too but yee. probably a different post. #it's funny because ever since I realized how similar Helen and Odysseus are in their situations anytime I see something like this #I'm like “Shit this fits them both” so yeah :'D #calypso #anti calypso #odyssey #the odyssey #odysseus #greek mythology #tagamemnon #greek mythology memes #memes #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #epic the musical

[elianzis]

I brought you a meme

#art #my art #digital art #digital drawing #artwork #digital #greek mythology #hermes greek mythology #hermes greek god #hermes god #the odyssey #odyssey #odysseus #epic: the musical #epic: the musical circe saga #epic the musical #meme #funny