Odysseus' last words to Poseidon
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To explain my chicken obsession:
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Me: I’m enjoying drawing chickens for this commission.
Husband: ha ha Greek Myth Chickens!
Me: 🤔
I now present to you,
🏺Greek Myth Chickens 🐓
ILIAD EDITION
(drawn and originally posted in May 2021, coloured and reposted Jan 2023)
1) Egg-chilles and Patro-cluck (Achilles and Patroclus)
2) Mene-lay-us and Al-eggs-andros (Paris) (Menelaus and Alexandros [Paris])
3) Egg-amemnon (Agamemnon)
4) Aph-roost-ite and Helen of Spur-ta (Aphrodite and Helen of Sparta)
5) Nest-or (Nestor)
6) Androma-beak, Peck-tor, and Astyan-egg (Andromache, Hektor and Astyanax)
7) At-hen-a and Egg-dysseus (Athena and Odysseus)
8) Preen-am and Peck-uba (Priam and Hekuba [Hekabe])
9) Brood-seis (Briseis)
10) Diom-egg-es (Diomedes)
EDIT: Greek Myth and Roman History chicken MASTERPOST - https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/725538723329179648/greek-myth-roman-history-chickens-master-post Here Be More Chickens Cosplaying
(See next post for last 3 Iliad chickens- https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/722218945873051648/iliad-chickens-continued-11-lay-jax-tel-capon )
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Apollo, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Artemis, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Hermes: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Artemis: playing systemic oppression
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Every 5 minutes of scrolling through Greek Mythology fanarts be like
Come on I can't be the only one
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just imagine a boy flirting with a girl in ancient greece and he tells her "you're prettier than aphrodite" and instead of blushing and saying "thank you" she goes BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WHY THE F*CK DID YOU SAY THAT DO YOU WANT ME F*CKING DEAD OR WHAT
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I will never understand how Odysseus has all the braincells while also having none of them at the same exact time. He is an amazing war general and is insanely smart but has the attention span of a rat fuelled by the need to cause chaos simply because he is bored. He can't listen to one thing while getting distracted by the thing he was specifically told not to touch.
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the iliad as those bird memes (sorry for weird formatting at the end)
achilles:
patroclus:
helen:
diomedes:
hector:
odysseus:
andromache:
calchas:
paris:
bonus! clytemnestra:
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I had seen a joke about Orpheus and Eurydice, but looking back, I don't laugh so much anymore
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Was just reminded of my stupid Odysseus parody of the Theoden of Rohan meme:
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Classics tumblr should try starting posts with invocations to the muses.
"To the goddess I call, of memes she sings
Make light of the epics, those ancient things
Give cause to jeer Atreus' son
Within the tags, of his name make a pun"
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