“What, no chili?”
The face of a man who’s family sprinted out the door on patrol before a proper meal.
The Green Arrow mini looms ever nearer, get hyped people.
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Green Arrow's Chili, a panel masterpost
If you're a lantern you have no choice but to eat it, it's practically the law
If you go on a camping trip he WILL bring it as his only food source
It's so integral to who he is that he cooks it in the afterlife, it appears in dream sequences, and transcends the multiverse.
For over 50 years he's been cooking it for his family, or with them.
Especially for Dinah and Hal
and of course to celebrate a getting a good grade in being Robin Hood, something both normal to want and possible to achieve.
PERFECT FOR ALL OCCASIONS! ARE YOU A MALNOURISHED VILLAIN? CHILI! DETOXING? CHILI!! MID SEX MARATHON? CHILI!!!!! FRAMED FOR MURDER? CHILI!!!
CHILI!!!!!!!!
YOU BETTER LIKE IT, ITS ALL HE FUCKING KNOWS HOW TO COOK
please like it. and be nice about it. or no more chili for you.
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I want to have so much joy in my life that I look like Ollie stacking cans of chili.
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I’ve read three issues of Green Arrow post-Mike Grell and ollie hasn’t mentioned or eaten chili a SINGLE TIME
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bored and currently unemployed, might fuck around and make green arrow’s chili
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poor connor’s gonna have such a stomachache later & he won’t even understand why :(
also
ollie: i’m gonna be a good dad >:(
him two minutes later accidentally serving connor a bowl full of meat filled chili
🤨 alright bud
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I made Oliver Queen's chili recipe today... my god i'm going to have heartburn for the rest of my life now
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Me when my wife announces chili for dinner:
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Okay so Death of the Justice League was really, REALLY bad (27 pages of crammed exposition and then Instant Vaporization Of Almost Everyone at the hands of a villain with so little connection to recent comics that Superman had to turn to the audience and explain who he was, with absolutely no witnesses because they’d all been magically transported to the exciting setting of Some Random Uninhabited Planet). BUT. It did sort of amuse me that Green Arrow missed the Instant Vaporization entirely because he already got curbstomped to death immediately after saying the words “I’ll make chili.”
What a legacy. I would say that they should put it on his gravestone, but unfortunately there is no one to actually put it on his gravestone. Because they all died on Some Random Uninhabited Planet with no witnesses.
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