Taika Waititi & Ryan Reynolds

Recently I've been having that show The Circle on in the background, and I couldn't get the idea out of my head of a bunch of people catfishing as the same famous person. So did it with DC cast. I was thinking the Justice League get caught up with Mr. Mxyzaptlk whos a fan of the show and are forced to play it.

DC/Marvel crossovers by Vasco Georgiev

MCU fans: DC comics sucks!

DC fans:

the Batkids attempt to recite the Green Lantern oath from memory, and it goes about as well as you’d think

“It’s a fair assumption.”

it’s “bring your kid to work” day for JLA

Greenlantern: (Setting plate of cookies down in front of Batman) Hey Batsy, do you want any?

Batman: No.

(Batman’s cape opens slightly to reveal a small green gloved hand. The hand pats around the table until it reaches the cookies. It then takes one cookie and disappears back into Batman’s cape. Batman looks on unperturbed.)

Batman Universe #3

Slight continuation from this comic 

Texts From Superheroes

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[at the watchtower]

Superman: [just arrived to an emergency meeting] what’s going on?

Green Lantern: We don’t know. There’s been a series of sudden attacks all over the world [points at a map].

Flash: [points at an uninhibited piece of land in the Middle East] there was also a more destructive attack on a couple of buildings here. It looks like some sort of base, we suspect military, that was completely blown up and then flooded somehow. The real worry is the tech used in the attacks, though. It’s way beyond anything that’s on the market.

Superman: [peering at the map] oh that’s just Bruce

The League:

Green Arrow: wait, the Bat is doing this?

Superman: [nods] I assume those are League of Shadows’ bases. Kon said the bats were on a rampage because Ra’s said something distressing to Tim.

Flash: ...and the explosion?

Superman: probably Tim, Jason, and Damian.

Green Arrow: why does Damian care if Tim is distressed?

Oracle: [through the speakers] they just like starting shit

-Meanwhile-

Spoiler: [arriving at the smoking ruins of Ra’s home base] I cannot believe you guys decided to start without me

Nightwing: [trying to pull a rabid Robin away from a league member] It was less of a decision and more of a race

Spoiler: [arms crossed] you lot never invite me on family outings

Nightwing: [flabbergasted] what family outings?

Spoiler: like the time you went on vacation to the Grand Canyon

Nightwing: you mean when Batman was moping about being a bad father and dragged us along on the hike from hell? Hood almost killed all of us for real that time

Steph: well-

[there’s an explosion nearby, followed closely by the sound of gunshots and Red Hood cackling maniacally]

Steph: [pauses to look around] where’s Red Robin?

Nightwing:

Red Hood: [from the other side of a hill] Yes!! Now try the flamethrower!

Nightwing: shit

another dumb hot take from me: dc should make a green lantern who’s an astronaut. how fucking funny would that be. hal jordan should be an astronaut bc he’s already a pilot and I’m pretty sure that’s something that can help you get into the program and like, imagine being like a green lantern and then getting hired by nasa and they’re like “you’re going to space!” and you literally could fly to space in like a minute on your own but now you’re gonna train for two years to go up in a rocket. also I say hal because I’m just more familiar with his character than the other lanterns but also bc like. I can just picture him going up to the watchtower for some league meeting and being like “GUYS I’M GOING TO SPACE!” and crickets and then someone just goes “who’s gonna tell him” and the backdrop to this is literally a window into space because they’re on a fucking space station

“It’s okay, you can tell us later. Everyone was just so worried... all of the Robins even came! They’ve been pacing outside your door for hours.”

We all know Bruce dislikes Hal Jordan but what if the reason is because he knows Hal is an orphan and he’s desperately trying to keep his distance lest he adopt this idiot

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At the Watchtower

Kon: So then ma says "well you're not coming back into this house until you've caught every single one of them pigs"-

Tim: [clutching his coffee-mug and listening intently] without powers?

Kon: Of course! So there I am, covered in mud, and all I want is to eat some pie and go to bed-

Tim: [nodding enthusiastically while Kon continues his story]

Clark: [looks on from a distance]

Jon: [a few seats away] Did I tell you we got a new cow on the farm?

Damian: [with interest] what did you name her?

Jon: We haven't decided yet, Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but pa and I-

Damian: [earnestly interested]

Clark: [side eyes Bruce who's sitting next to him going through reports]

Clark: Hey Bruce?

Bruce: [grunts]

Clark: did I tell you we got a new cow at the farm?

Bruce: [hums noncommitally and continues reading]

Clark: [strained] Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but I think we should call her Susie and Jon-

Bruce: [sighs exasperatedly]

Clark:

Clark: [rips the reports away from Bruce with super speed]

Bruce: What the hell?

Clark: You're such a bad friend!

Bruce: what?

Clark: why am I stuck with you when my children's bat friends are so nice?!

Bruce:

Clark: Look at Tim! He's so nice! Why can't you be like that?!

Bruce: You want me to be like Tim?

Clark: Or Damian!

Bruce: [rubbing his temples] You want me to be like Damian?

Clark: I want you to listen when I talk!

Bruce: you were talking about cows

Clark: that doesn't matter!

Bruce: It matters a little

Clark: Cows are interesting!

Bruce: Cows are the opposite of interesting.

Clark: Well, I'M interesting

Bruce:

Clark: Bruce, tell me I'm interesting.

Bruce: [gets up and starts walking away]

Clark: [shouts after him] Bruce! Tell me I'm interesting!

Bruce: [walks faster]

-a week later-

Wonder Woman: Are Batman and Superman having a fight?

Flash: yeah I think so. I don't know what about though

Martian Mindhunter: I believe Batman insulted Superman's cow

Wonder Woman: I see.

Black Canary: Sometimes I wake up at night and think about the fact that they are two of the most important members of an organization that protects the world from certain annihilation and then I can't go back to sleep

Green Lantern: [feet propped on the table, throwing almonds into the air and trying to catch them in his mouth] yeah it freaks me out too

Black Canary: [glances at Green Lantern] never leave us, Diana.

Boys boys boys boys!