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Someone Old, Someone New, Someone Wiser, Black and Blue

"I know," Hermione said, hoisting her wedding skirts up and bunching them forward into Ginny's waiting hands. Her elbows hit the stall walls. "She said it to me, too. Exactly the same way. Like flooing into Astoria Greengrass' second bedroom is something I'm dying to be invited to do."

Ginny shrugged. "It made more sense when she said it to me at me 'n' Luna's handfasting."

"Well, I suppose it would." Hermione plopped her naked butt down on the toilet seat and let out a sigh.

"Pretty bold to go saying that to straight women, though." Ginny tucked a wad of tulle under her arm and guarded the open stall door. "And on their wedding days, too."

Hermione sighed again, then pissed so hard she counted it as her first orgasm as a married woman.

Pansy was on the dance floor when it happened to her. It was a dance in the round, women-only. Pansy and her bridesmaids linked elbows and formed the inner circle, facing out. The married women left their tables and made their way to the neon-streaked wooden floor. Some sprinted. Some wobbled on achy knees. One waddled between the tables, one hand on her lower back and a knowing smirk on her face.

Astoria Greengrass-Malfoy sauntered.

It was rumoured Draco had left her because she'd been caught fucking the gardener. It was also rumoured that they had an arrangement, and the real scandal was that the "gardener" was one Professor Longbottom, most recent recipient of the Linnaeus Herbology Award, and vastly overqualified to be pruning roses in the nude.

The women in all manner of dress joined hands in a ring around the ones in uniforms of chiffon and stays.

The music started, a bouncing, step-easy beat, and the women moved, passing each other, then back a step. Their shoes were a cacopany of sharp stilettos, hushed flats, thunking pumps, and the squeak of bare feet as they pivoted.

Astoria's palm was cool against Pansy's, and they lifted their joined hands to their shoulders. They rotated around each other, both on the verge of gasping with effort.

"I have a second bedroom," Astoria said. She yelled it over the music, but no one else noticed.

"What?!" Pansy yelled back.

Astoria leaned closer, and she smelled like diamonds ought to. "I have a second bedroom! Off of mine! At the Manor!"

Pansy shook her head. "Okay!"

"Malfoy Manor! East Wing! Fourth Room!" Astoria had a fine crease between her brows. She hopped and skipped a step to catch up to the footwork. "If you ever just want to use it!"

The circles rotated, and Pansy lost her in the crowd, which was fine, because she wasn't certain what to make of the offer.

Harry tried to stop fidgeting with his cufflinks and managed to tame his fingers into absent drumming against his thighs. He smiled at an approaching woman, nodded, smiled again, and thanked her for her well wishes. Next to him, Draco greeted her by name and asked if she planned on staying for the wedding reception.

Harry smiled at the next person, nodded, and hoped the end of the receiving line would show itself. His suit was itchy, too heavy for the clingy May weather, and the jacket shoulders fit like his Auror robes used to. It was enough to make him crawl out of his skin.

He smelled the next person before he saw her, which was just as well, because she ignored him entirely and went straight to Draco. Perfume wafted after her.

"Congratulations, Mister..." She cocked her head. At her side, a tow-headed boy watched them speak. "...Malfoy-Potter? Potter-Malfoy? Surely not Malpot or Potfoy."

Draco looked down at her primly. "You're one to speak, Ms Greengrass-Malfoy-Longbottom."

She grinned wide, then wrapped him in a hug. He squeezed her until she squeaked. Scorpius raised his arms and bounced on his toes. Draco scooped him up on one arm.

Harry's blood pounded in his ears, and he ignored the guests filing past him. He ignored the guests, and his heartbeat, and Draco's real first love being cuddled against his chest.

Astoria glanced at Harry, and her face sobered. She tugged Draco's lapels down, then brushed his shoulders off. "You remember you're always welcome at the Manor."

"I know, Tory," Draco said. He booped Scorpius on the nose. "So long as the esteemed lord of the manor accepts me."

Astoria accepted Scorpius back and settled him on her hip. She glanced at Harry again. "And you know the Floo in my second bedroom is still there."

Draco rolled his eyes, but smiled. "I'm aware."

Harry looked at them, leaning closer and closer, with their son between them, as she reminded Draco, "And you know that Floo is the secure one, right?"

"Yes, Mrs Greenfoybottom. I know."

"All right," she said tersely, then reached down and pinched his bottom. He yipped, smiled, and slapped her away. She patted his waist. "Happy tidings and all that, then."

"Why, thank you," Draco said, and did a little bow. "And I'll see you at Mum's the Sunday after next."

She nodded and let the queue push her away. Draco watched his son's hair in the crowd for long after Harry lost track.

It was years before the Floo got any use, but Astoria kept the hearth clean and the linens fresh. It didn't surprise her that Hermione Granger was the first one to come through.

A gentle chiming woke her, and she slid out of bed, pregnant belly first. Draco stirred in her bed, and a single grey eye watched her.

"Go back to your own rooms," she whispered.

He grumbled and hugged her pillow. "Too cold."

"Shoo!" She flapped the blankets, stealing the warmth out from under them.

He curled up in a ball, clutched for blankets, and came up short.

"All right," he said, and rolled away. He stood, stretched, and walked toward the door. "Don't stay up too late."

"I most certainly will."

"More coffee for me." And he slipped out into the dark hallway.

When she entered the attached bedroom, Hermione was pacing between the hearth and the foot of the bed. Old mascara was tracked down her cheeks.

Hermione's voice cracked. "I'm sorry I woke you."

"No," Astoria whispered, "it's fine."

"I just," Hermione wiped fresh tears from her face. "How long did it take you to get pregnant?"

"Oh," Astoria said softly. "Let me turn down the bed."

Hermione's sob stopped her at "Thank-"

A bit to her surprise, Luna was next, a few years later. Astoria heard the Floo chime while she was in the rose garden.

She was kneeling at the edge of the knot garden, and she set her trowel down to more closely listen, because afternoon felt like an odd time of day for someone to use that Floo.

Draco and Scorpius were sitting in a wooden swing under a tree, doing something that involved braiding long strands of willow bark. Neither of them seemed to notice the faint chime.

A wheelbarrow rumbled up the brick path behind her. Neville's chest gleamed with sweat where it wasn't streaked with dirt or covered in hair. "Doorbell charm?"

Astoria nodded and put down her trowel, then removed her gardening gloves. "I think I'm done for the day."

He nodded, and she went into the Manor.

Luna was sitting on the hearth in the small bedroom attached to hers. Just sitting.

Astoria knocked on the open door frame. Luna didn't react.

"Can I get you something?" Astoria asked.

Luna shook her head. "No, thank you. I just wanted to sit somewhere quiet for a bit."

Astoria nodded. "If you'd like me to come back, just put your hand in the Floo and pull it back out."

"Okay," Luna said vacantly. "Thank you."

"No trouble."

Pansy was the least surprising. Astoria had gone so far as to stock the spare bedroom for the occasion. Next to the bed, on either side, lay matching Spiderman sleeping bags.

The bed's pillowcase was stocked with a new wand, Pansy's life savings in cash, and the boys' passports. She'd also tucked in a pill bottle inside the big bed's pillowcase that held just enough for Pansy to have a restful night, but not too much.

The chimes woke Astoria just after midnight, and she untangled her limbs from Neville's and went to check. Her old bedroom was dusty, but she kept the second bedroom clean.

"Hey," Pansy said on an absolute rush of relief. She had a sleepy boy in footie pyjamas on each hip. "Thanks for this."

"Any time," Astoria whispered. She took one of the twins from Pansy and carried him to a sleeping bag.

"The last time," Pansy said.

"But still," Astoria said, trying to sound stern. "Any time."

The Floo went decades without use after that. Astoria didn't sleep next door, but rather in a small solarium on the ground floor, where the French doors opened into the rose garden. At first, she'd objected to their wedding bed being in a glass house, but Neville had been quite persuasive, despite being ineloquent.

Slowly, she moved closer to the room and its Floo. When Neville's arthritis worsened, a bedroom with sketchy temperature control was less romantic. When Scorpius and his wife had moved home, she and Neville had taken a bedroom upstairs, just to see the industrious young man in passing. His wife had asked Astoria if they could turn her old bedroom into the nursery.

"Of course, love," she'd said.

"And we'd convert that small second bedroom into a walk-in closet."

Astoria clicked her tongue. "I believe you'll want that for the night nurse."

Her daughter-in-law grimaced. "We don't plan on having hired help. We'd rather do it ourselves."

Astoria said nothing, but the room stayed as it was, Floo and all. It was on night eight of her grandson's colic when she'd taken up residence in the small spare bedroom next to his.

She started a fire in the fireplace, pulled her rocking chair up to it, and hummed softly to him while he fussed. His belly rumbled like a disgruntled water balloon, and he let loose a long bout of wind that made her let out a surprised snort.

"Well," she whispered to him as she stood, then patted his back, "I'll bet you feel better."

She laid him slowly, gently, in the bassinet next to her bed. It was still his nightly bed two years later, when Draco came through the Floo.

Astoria was just taking off her reading glasses when the Floo coughed out a cloud of dust. She leaned over the edge of her bed to make sure it didn't land on her grandson, asleep in a blanket nest on the rug. He sucked his thumb, but didn't wake.

"Hey," Draco said quietly. He was in boxers and a white bathrobe that was streaked with red. His mostly bald scalp sported a fresh bruise on one side. His chin was scraped clear across, and one of his eyebrows was split. He wrung knobby-knuckled hands and licked his lips.

"I think..." His voice throttled itself. "I think it's dementia. Or PTSD. Or both. I don't know." He sniffed back tears.

There was blood behind Draco's ear.

"It still hurts," she said softly. "Regardless."

He nodded until he cried, then buried his face in his robe sleeves. Eventually, he scrubbed his face dry. "I wasn't sure..." He cleared his throat. "If you still kept this Floo."

She folded the covers open next to her. "Come on."

He dried his eyes again, then came to stand next to the bed, looking down at their grandson. Silently, Draco slid into the bed, laying on his side. He settled his head on a pillow, arms folded underneath so he could watch their grandson sleep.

Astoria put an arm around his waist and hugged him tight.

"You know you're always welcome here," she whispered.

He brought her knuckles up to his lips, kissed them, and sighed. His grandson sighed, too. "Thank you."

She head butted him lightly between the shoulder blades. "You're welcome."

#drarry domestic violence #drarry #ginsy #peculiar prompts #peculiar prompt #astoria/neville #is that even a ship?#nevtoria?#astville?#something snake and thorns themed #smart people please get on that for me #GREENSNAKE #or something #no YOU'RE high #no YOU proofread this

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randomnesswithsundar · 2 years

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小白 (xiao bai) (blanca) screencaps pt. 3

pt 3 of my previous posts for 小白 screencaps!

high quality versions are here

#green snake #white snake #whitesnake2 #greensnake #blanca #xiao bai #green snake xiao bai #green snake blanca #green snake 小白 #小白 supremacy #lookit him #hes so cute <3 #him <333

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patilrohan · 1 year

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New sell on Adobe Stock 🐍 Pic 📷 @patil.rohan03 #🐍#adobe #stock #adobestock #snake #green #greensnake #park #vinesnake #indiansnakes #hpbm22 @akhils.page @world_of_snakes_ @snake.wild @indiansnakes 🐍 Thanks ♻️ (at India) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWASLbZIkAu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#🐍#adobe #stock #adobestock #snake #green #greensnake #park #vinesnake #indiansnakes #hpbm22

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whyshrimp · 1 year

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Another #watercolorpainting I made for my art class. #art #artistoninstagram #cuteart #arttok #cute #snake #snakes #greensnake #reptile #reptiles #snakepainting #colorpencil #watercolor #painting #paintings #monstera #reptileart #cutesnake #beautiful #follow #nature #instagood https://www.instagram.com/p/Cko_queIVNR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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makaientjluvdaprince · 11 months

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I just watched Green Snake (2021)

#GreenSnake #trakt

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kilaarts · 1 year

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Green Snake black light painting. . . .#snake#snakeliver#snakes#snakeart#snaketattoo #greensnake#blacklightart#blacklightartist#reptile#reptilelover (at Ballston Spa, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnsC6LerFb_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#snake #snakeliver #snakes #snakeart #snaketattoo #greensnake #blacklightart #blacklightartist #reptile #reptilelover

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nonbinary-nature-lover-jeri · 2 years

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Scenes From My Walk - Smooth Green Snake Nature Conservancy’s Santa Fe Canyon Preserve “The smooth green snake (Opheodrys vernalis) is a species of North American nonvenomous snake in the family Colubridae. The species is also referred to as the grass snake. It is a slender, "small medium" snake that measures 36–51 cm (14–20 in) as an adult. It gets its common name from its smooth dorsal scales, as opposed to the rough green snake, which has keeled dorsal scales. The smooth green snake is found in marshes, meadows, open woods, and along stream edges, and is native to regions of Canada, the United States, and northern Mexico. A non-aggressive snake, it seldom bites and usually flees when threatened. It mates in late spring to summer, and females lay their eggs from June to September. Smooth green snakes will often bob their heads in order to mimic vegetation blowing in the wind.” - Wikipedia #ScenesFromMyWalk #SmoothGreenSnake #GreenSnake #Snake #OpheodrysVernalis #AutumnSnake #Reptile #ReptilesOfInstagram #ReptilesOfNewMexico #Naturalist #PhotoByJeriRae (at Santa Fe Canyon Preserve) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjBp9iNPimg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#scenesfrommywalk #smoothgreensnake #greensnake #snake #opheodrysvernalis #autumnsnake #reptile #reptilesofinstagram #reptilesofnewmexico #naturalist #photobyjerirae

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sinstonerelics · 2 years

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🐍 New snake colors + stud versions are coming this weekend! ✨ I think we’ll do more snakes on this Sunday’s Twitch stream, too — maybe a fade of a few colors (if I can? 😅). Which colors should we try?! ✨ 🐍 ✨ 🐍 ✨ 🐍 ✨ • • • • • • • #snakeearrings #snakejewelry #snakestuds #greensnake #greensparkle #greensparkles #greenglitter #unusualjewelry #unusualearrings #uniqueearrings #uniqueearringsforsale #uniquejewelry #gothicearrings #gothicjewelry #halloween #halloweenallyear #halloweeneveryday #uniquehandmade #uniquehandmadejewelry #uniquehandmadegifts #handmadeshop #twitch #twitchstreamer #twitchstream #twitchmakersandcrafting #epoxyjewelry #resinjewelry #resinjewelrymaking #resinearrings #sinstonerelics (at Atlanta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cen2_jpO0ns/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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melcreekart · 2 years

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Shading that old-self into a whole new one 🌱 trying to get rid of all that dead stuff that should no longer be in me 💀

#startover #moveon #newskin #futureme #traditionalpainting #traditionalart #painting #snake #snakes #greensnake #snakeart

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esspurrr · 3 months

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look at this gorgeous girl btw

#smooth greensnakes..........

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mawsopenwide · 1 year

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I got some cute lil headshots of some lovely snake gals.

Saria on the left smells and tastes like green apples while Helena on the right smells and tastes like blue rapsberry~

Two tasty sneks

Thank you EoqUrano for drawing my gals https://www.furaffinity.net/user/eoqurano/

#MOW #OC #Maws Open Wide #EoqUrano #headshots #snake #snek #furry #scalie #Helena #Saria #western hognose #smooth greensnake #thicc #curvy #cute #nerd #tooty-frooty-booty

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randomnesswithsundar · 2 years

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小白 (xiao bai) (blanca) screencaps

hey i managed to get some screencaps of blanca's reincarnation! (aka the loml) theyre free to use, no need for credit (unless you wanna, im not complaining)

the high quality versions are here

#green snake #white snake #whitesnake2 #greensnake #blanca #xiao bai #green snake xiao bai #green snake blanca #green snake 小白 #i love him #小白 supremacy #someone write ff of him plea #i beg #him <333 #*sigh*#tumblr ate the quality #😔#smh 😔😔😔

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is-the-snake-video-cute · 4 months

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I'm getting my first snake next week (likely a garter snake or smooth green snake) and I'm wondering if they would be okay eating only bugs and chicken eggs? I rly don't want to have to deal with dead mice lolll

Obviously I'm not about to keep my snake malnourished because I'm squeamish, just wondering

Hello hello!

So, first - if it's between those two, please get a garter snake! Greensnakes are not bred in captivity and wild-caught snakes make terrible pets and even worse first snakes. Trust me, green snakes are sucky pets, you don't want one!

Now - few snakes are actually big enough to eat chicken eggs without issues, and neither of these snakes fit the bill! It's also tricky to keep any snake on an insect diet without knowing exactly what you're doing, and it wouldn't work well for garters.

Garters are nice in that you don't need to feed them exclusively rodents. You can get by with feeding them earthworms and pieces of raw fish (tilipia is a good bet, just do your research to make sure it's safe because some fish, like goldfish, contain an enzyme called thiaminase which can cause severe neurological issues in snakes). They do, however, need at least occasional mice to stay healthy. Personally I prefer an all-rodent diet for garters because it's just so much easier.

Usually, keeping more than one snake in an enclosure is a no-no for private keepers, but I actually recommend it for garters. They do very well in colonies, so at least two is your best bet for happy, healthy pets!

#not a rating #garter snakes #snake feeding #snake food #green snakes

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snototter · 11 months

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