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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 1 day

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Wylan, coming home some time post-Crooked Kingdom: Hello, people who do not live here

Nina, Inej, and Kaz: Hi

Wylan: I gave you a key for emergencies

Nina: We were out of Doritos

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lilisouless · 2 days

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Kaz : it’s not right

Inej laughing: it was funny

Kaz: it was not, Matthias beat me at Monopoly…MATTHIAS!

Inej: If it helps, it wasn’t a lot of ability, he was mostly lucky, he got good cards and the dice fell a lot in his favor, other things were pretty much adviced like Nina. Also you kind of deserved that for being an asshole last time when you put him on jail the whole game and then mocked him

Kaz: But how was he so lucky? I certainly know how to cheat in Monopoly but him? He didn’t even took out the ga…

Kaz: oh that motherfuc-

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Kaz in the darkness with a candle:It was you

Wylan waking up : AAAAAH!

Jesper: WHAT THE FUCK,KAZ?!

Kaz kneeling on the bed over Wylan : you were the one that set up the game,you put the cards on the perfect order for Matthias to get the good ones

Wylan: that’s absurd! How do you think i could ever be capable of that?

Kaz: you are a math genius

Wylan:…

Wylan: i want to take the compliment but I’ll fall in the trap. Anyway, Kaz,Matthias beat you,get over it. Also, even if I did somehow did the cards thing,there’s no way that’s the only thing that made him win.

Kaz: it’s true,that’s why you had the dice be manipulated…BY HIM! (points the light at Jesper) Jesper moved the dice by your request , probably you whored yourself out for that

Wylan: Kaz, this is just…

Jesper: i am so sorry,Kaz! I didn’t want to, but he seduced me!

Wylan: what seduction? I only said “please”

Jesper: duh! That’s what i mean!

Kaz: I don’t blame you,Jesper. Also realized that Nina was on it , she had been telling jokes the whole game,which would make Inej laugh and it will distract me to put two and two until it was too late..

Jesper: way too late,it’s 1 am

Wylan: you are not exactly right,Nina didn’t knew the whole plan or even that Matthias was supposed to win,just that she had to keep Inej laughing

Kaz: how much did you pay her?

Wylan : well, i said “want to make Kaz suffer?” And she said “yes” before I could even finish. I tried to give her some kruge when the plan worked but she gave them back and said “Kaz’s loser face was everything that i could have asked in this word”

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grishaverse-said · 2 days

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Jesper: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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ladymarvel27 · 9 months

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Kaz: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Kaz: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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five-of-cr · 2 months

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wylan textpost pt. 3

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sparklewrites1 · 28 days

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Inej: I have a question.

Nina: Shoot.

Inej: Is the S or C in scent silent?

Matthias: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Nina: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.

Inej: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.

Matthias: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.

Jesper: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.

Matthias: Jesper is not allowed to talk anymore.

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mydarlingdearestdead · 10 months

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Kaz, picking Jesper and Wylan up from the stadwatch cells: Weird choice for date night.

Jesper: Where did you take Inej last weekend?

Kaz: That wasn't-

Jesper: Where?

Kaz: *incoherent mumbling*

Wylan, who just wants to go home: Louder.

Kaz, groaning: I took Inej on an excursion to the tunnels under Ketterdam.

Jesper: Tunnels?

Kaz, muttering: Sewers.

Jesper: That's all I wanted.

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multifandomconfusion · 1 year

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Nina: If I was a gardener I'd put out two-lips together.

Matthias, blushing: ...Nina

Wylan: Why can't we be like that?

Jesper: If I was a gardener you'd be my hoe.

Wylan: Fuck you.

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kaz-demjin-brekker · 1 year

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Jesper: *Yawns*

Wylan: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Jesper: Then you must be exhausted.

Kaz: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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iunderstoodthatreference7 · 29 days

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meanwhile at the slat

jesper: *actively bleeding* OH MY SAINTS I GOT SHOT

inej: Wylan! Get a medik!

kaz: i’ve been shot before and i didnt bitch about it

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marvinthecrow · 1 year

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Their friendship in a nutshell ✨️

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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 5 hours

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Jesper: What’s that?

Wylan: Electrical plans for the building

Jesper: Should I be scared?

Wylan: It was driving me crazy trying to figure out what that switch does, so I went down to the stadhall and I got these. All I had to do was pay 25 kruge and wait in line for 3 hours

Jesper, sarcastically: Wow! If only more people knew

Wylan, sincerely: Yeah!

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lilisouless · 1 year

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"Are you a couple?"

Matthias: We are not a couple

Jesper: Matty-poo! are you embarassed of me? I thought we were over this

Matthias: He is joking

Jesper: Now you are gasligthing? Whats wrong with you? You said you loved me. Well, if you are so sure on denying our love, you won't mind if i go and make out with the hot ginger over there waving at us

Matthias: Jesper-

Jesper: Oh! and now i am "Jesper" , yesterday i was "sugar bunny" but things change, apparently

"How insensitive"

Matthias: oh boy

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"Are you dating?"

Matthias: no-

Inej: What?! NO! nononono! ew-

Matthias: ew?

Inej: no way! no, no no no no no no...

Matthias: alright, maybe mrs Kaz Brekker shouldn't be so judgy

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"Are you boyfriend?"

Matthias & Kaz: no

"Because we have couples discount"

Kaz: We are married

Matthias: what-

Kaz: Neither of us have a ring because we used the money to build our house, we don't need a ring when you have such an intense and passionate love like ours

Matthias: for the love of-

Kaz: us

Matthias: no!

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"Aww, what a cute couple are you"

Matthias: we are not a couple! what this is always happening to me?

Wylan: Maybe we should stop holding hands so they won't get the wrong idea

Matthias: not yet , they are still cold

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"Are you a couple?"

Matthias: NO!

Nina: huh?

Matthias: sorry, it´s the habit

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grishaverse-said · 2 months

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Kaz: You’re the love of my life, I would do anything for you.

Inej: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Kaz: Absolutely not.

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ladymarvel27 · 9 months

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Jesper: Fuck the rich. Wylan, rich: Yes, please.

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en-beewriter · 1 year

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Wylan: my hand are cold…

Jesper: *holds his hands*

Wylan:

Wylan: you know what for some reason my lips are getting cold too-

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