#group humor

[lazycranberrydoodles]

xie lian texts like a grandpa … i imagine pre confession their texts would be a graveyard of hua cheng’s failed attempts at flirting

xie lian's profile picture is from the manhua by starember / follow for more of hua cheng Ls

#xie lian: the water master died 💀 (used skull emoji to indicate death) #hua cheng: the water master died 💀 (lol) #xie lian uses the 😏 emoji on him one time and he has to stand up from his phone for a minute #cue the ‘no no you used the emoji correctly just dont uh. send it to anybody but me.’ from the cpr scene #i think xie lian would LOVE advice animals memes #he told me himself. btw. and he finds them in google images and his local facebook group #hua cheng would not normally use 😂 but he does so xie lian can understand him :) #they are so sillay #truthfully i think hua cheng would find current internet humor annoying but hes doing his best o7 #tgcf #hualian #tgcf spoilers #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #heaven official's blessing #hob #art #my art #doodle #mxtx

[guinevereslancelot]

having old people hobbies is all fun and games until u meet other young people and they're like "so what do you do for fun?" n u have to say birdwatching

#i said gardening and hiking but my main winter hobby is birdwatching these days lmaooo #i didn't say art bc then they would have asked to see some lol #anyway with each passing year i slowly am transforming into ur grandma #someone else in the group said jet skiing lmao #and half of them were like oh i haven't done it yet but i want to try skydiving 😭 #hello???? #and im like yeah i like birdwatching and making jam and gardening lol #this has been a shitpost #humor

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

Give me widower Mav who has come to terms with his husband’s death and now gets to make jokes and comments about it which makes people uncomfortable while he finds it hilarious pls

As someone who lost their father a long time ago I have reached that point where I can make jokes and comments and like to my close friends it’s funny but to someone I don’t know it’s… strange cause they don’t know how to react and it’s truly a small moment of absolute joy cause they make it weirder than it needs to be

Here is what I mean:

Fanboy: Hi Mav! I like your hoodie!

Mav: thanks, it belonged to my dead husband

Fanboy:

Mav: he’s not gonna use it so

…

Hangman, pointing at the ring on Mav’s dog tags: you’re married?

Mav: I was, but sadly he died on a terrible accident

Hangman: oh I’m sorry—

Mav: I’m kidding, he didn’t die on an accident

Hangman: oh thank god I thought I—

Mav: he died of cancer

…

Mav: my husband used to hate this movie

Phoenix: what made him change his mind?

Mav: oh he didn’t, he just died

…

Mav: I miss my husband

Coyote: why, where is he?

Mav: I want to say heaven but he was a weird man so honestly I don’t know

…

Cyclone: Maverick where is the paperwork I asked for

Mav: oh I’m sorry? I was mourning the death of my husband, in case you hadn’t noticed, the audacity, I cannot believe you would come for a widower like this—

#im sorry Ice but that bite was a one way ticket to hell #cheer up tho your little freak husband will join you soon #top gun #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #dead loved one that gives you trauma but also the ability to make jokes about it and be that weird person of the group #thanks dad #for the humor as a coping mechanism not the trauma #Mav and the hoodie is me with any of my dads stuff #literally I kept his shirts and watched cause they were pretty but when people ask me I gotta explain

[deesi-academia]

business idea: support group for older siblings who do NOT know how to fix the plot

#🙏putting this out there #older siblings #maybe i do need to try group therapy #eldest daughter #eldest sibling #desiblr #desi #humor #memes #dark academia

[fangirlingpuggle]

The Mighty Nein:You must reach friendship level 10 to unlock our tragic backstories

Bells Hells: HEY GUYS THIS IS MY BACKSTORY! NO WAY SAME TRAUMA.WE SHOULD ALL JUST PUNCH OUR PARENTS

#critical role #CR #cr2 #cr3 #humor #the mighy nein #m9 #M9 were all secrets and BH is just group therapy #i am just amusing myself at this point #bells hells

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

What can I say? They're my favorite.

#twdg #twdg clouis #clouis #twdg clementine #twdg louis #sometimes they creep back into my mind and i'm like 'ah yes' like a crow admiring a pretty stone they found years ago and kept #also thank you pi for the screenshots. i used to have a whole folder full of them but that was when i was doing themed nights #the source for these is me i just have a random document full of dynamics and ship things i enjoy because.....i dunno i like keeping track #and so many of them apply to clouis but there's also an overlap of with clouis and rose/alistair [my warden from origins and alistair] like #alistair's romance route is like an evolved matured and extended version of clouis sksksks gee i wonder if i have a type #look you present me with a character who deflects with humor and isn't taken seriously by the rest of the group and the longer you know the #the more you realize how high they've built a wall around themselves and how *unwell* they really are and how they're not as sunshine #as they present themselves and also they avoid leadership and responsibility until they grow closer with someone who pushes them #and they end stronger and more balanced as a person while finding the affection they've craved #and also there's the daddy issues #present me with that character as a romantic option and i'm in no questions asked okay i don't want the mean broody one that's meh to me #i want the one that has every reason to be broody but chooses not to be because they have a completely different defense mechanism #and a warped sense of themselves and self-esteem issues they leave unaddressed until forced to face them #i'm just saying i'm aware that i have a type i'm always going to gravitate toward clouis nearly checks all the boxes #also the lack of clouis these days? my crops are thirsty and i have too many ongoing projects to do anything about it other than this sksks #so until i make time to finish my long ass louis/clouis analysis this is the best i can provide for now

[avesblues2]

#not me wanting to send this to my friend in my Bible study group #but I don't think we are on that level yet #to share this sort of humor

[maybeitsalivescribbles]

The little group of citizens looked at the jack-in-a-box with no little apprehension. They were safely huddled up together on the other side of the room, but the box was shaking and groaning. It wouldn’t hold much longer. They all knew that Villain was inside, but their abilities were... unclear. No one wanted to know more. They nervously glanced at the Hero who'd brought them all together.

"What are we doing here ?" someone asked.

Hero gave them all a kind, reassuring smile.

"You know, there's something I believe deeply", she said, her hand on her heart. "I think all of us are heroes inside."

"What does that mean ?"

Hero kept smiling while putting her hand on the door knob:

"That means, dear citizens...that I'm sure you can deal with Villain all by yourselves ! It will be good for you ! Byyyyye !"

The door closed on her, leaving the citizens frozen with surprise. A key turned into the lock. For a moment, all they could hear was her running away.

“It’ll be all right”, said someone to break the terrified silence.

“Really ? How can you tell ?”

“Well, you've heard her ! We’re all heroes, aren’t we ?”

“No we’re bloody not !” yelped the other one. “I am an accountant, and you work at the post office ! It’s not a hero we need, it’s a locksmith ! Is there one in the room ?”

“Yeah”, said a middle-aged woman, “but I don’t have my tools.”

“Then improvise something, lady ! We’re running out of time !”

The locksmith scratched her head and knelt in front of the lock.

“Does someone have a hairpin or a paper clip ?”

“Yes,” answered a nurse who was on her coffee break, “take it”.

“See ?” asked the accountant. “That’s what real heroes look like to me. Doing the real work for us so we can run the hell out of here.”

“It can’t be that bad,” insisted the postman stubbornly. “A real hero wouldn’t have put us in danger. The box is locked, after all. Maybe it's a test. Maybe she went out to find help.”

“For what, burying our bodies ?”

The box exploded. Confetti flied across the room. Slowly, Villain raised from their former trap.

“Muahaha”, they said in a polite effort to keep the conversation alive.

It didn’t quite work, so they added:

“Beware mortals, for I take the shape of your greatest fear !”

“Calm down,” barked the accountant. “We don’t have the key either. We can’t free -”

He stopped, as he suddenly realized that admitting to the villain that they couldn’t run away was probably not the best idea. Meanwhile, the nurse gasped, having made a realization of her own:

“That’s why we’re a group ! You can’t be the fears of everyone at once!”

“True, but I can take the shape of universal fears. It’s your choice, really.”

To prove their abilities, the Villain shaped themself into an abyss of absolute darkness, the grim reaper, and a very expensive medical bill.

“Aaaaah”, howled the whole group, convinced.

The locksmith, who was in tears after seeing the bill, whispered:

“We have no choice. Someone has to face their fears. It’s the only way to win alive.”

“All right, but who goes first ?”

The postman went first. He tried hard. He tried really hard at every step. “After all, we’re all heroes”, he repeated to himself, until Villain transformed into the brother who raised him saying “I’m disappointed in you.”

He collapsed.

The accountant went second. It is a known fact that most accountants are full of repressed rage. This one was very eager to share it with Villain and, if he may be quoted, “to punch their fucking guts out”. He ran and nearly landed a hit, but Villain dodged and showed him his own body with his insides out, in a sea of blood.

He collapsed.

When the nurse went, she was rather sure of herself. She had a fear of blood but with her job she had it under control. Then the Villain showed her all her patients dying, and she realized she couldn’t erase this fear or that would have made her a monster.

So she collapsed.

Villain stepped towards the locksmith, who during all that time was desperately trying to open the door. It wasn’t that the lock was hard, but her fingers were shaking too much, tears blinded her, and she was huddled in a corner, crying her eyes out.

Villain frowned. They transformed again – and again, and again. They screamed in frustration, then in terror. That didn’t help them.

They exploded.

When all the group regained their consciousness, they demanded an explanation. The locksmith squeaked:

“I didn’t know ! Of course I didn’t know ! But...when I think about it...that makes sense.”

“What makes sense ?”

“I think...I forced them to take too many forms at the same time, and at the end they couldn’t cope.”

“How did you do that ?”

“Oh”, said the nurse, who nodded.

“What ? It’s some kind of special ability ?”

“It depends from the point of view, I suppose.”

“Well, what is it called ?”

“Generalized anxiety.”

*

Back to Hero x Villain Masterlist

#villain and hero #hero villain community #well sorta #humor me #villain and civilian #writeblr #writers on tumblr #original fiction #creative writing #writing snippet #writing drabble #writing dialogue #my writing #hero x villain #civilian x villain #Aaaah said the group with zero exclamation mark #I like to think that the official Hero is a trickster leaving her job to the citizens #because she doesn’t actually believe in hero-ing #no one likes her #villains heroes or citizens #but she never gets fired because infuriatingly it works out great every time

[spearxwind]

Well god damn!! I'M gonna be the one blocking you!! jesus christ!!! Imagine having this heated of a reaction to this image like hello:

its not even remotely about heavy breathing what the fuck are you talking about

i think you seriously need to go outside.

#we are not allowed to find a common friend group call experience meme funny........................................................ #thunderclap #dont seek this person out to harass them i left their url out for a reason #but like cmon man. get mad about something else. #other than that just saying youd rather kill yourself than go off for absolutely no reason on a strangers post is so.... genuinely weird #i honestly literally dont understand this reaction at all though what the fuck are they talking about #what do the last few tags even mean. we cant find it funny because that dictates our whole life experience? #a meme that talks about a single very common goof?? #what... #this is giving 'person who is experiencing humor for the first time ever' ngl

[antibioware]

there’s plenty of funny scenes in the game but this one absolutely takes the cake for me

#WHATS FUNNIER THAN A GROUP OF WELL MEANING SOCIALISTS SUGGESTING A GAY MAN TO FUCK A WOMAN TO GET BETTER? NOTHING I THINK #MAYBE THE GAY MAN IN QUESTION HUMORING THEM #disco elysium

[heckin-good-memes]

#college meme #dank memes #dankest memes #funny pics #funny meme #only the dankest #funny memes #funny #college #humor #jerry seinfeld #seinfeld #comedy #trending memes #fall memes #fall aesthetic #best memes #soup group #just for lolz #lol of the day #dailymemes #daily memes #dailymeme #collegememes

[shemybitchhh]

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕥

Sinopsis: my gc with the characters of tlou :) enjoy!

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4

Clarification: Dina and Jesse were not dating during the time he kissed Jake.

C: Don't cheat on your partner just for some stupid bet or bc a friend is willing to pay you for it. Your partner deserves respect and cheating is not okay no matter the excuse.

Remember to stay hydrated, sleep well and masturbate ♡♥︎

#ellie tlou #ellie williams #tlou #tlou2 #abby anderson #abby tlou #comedy #dina tlou #group chat #humor #lesbian #jesse tlou #ellabs #ellabs x reader

[txt-ruby]

yeonjun : who hurt you

ruby : what? You want a list?

yeonjun :

yeonjun ( sharpening a knife ) : yes actually

#〔 humor 〕 ⋮ — incorrect quotes. #txt beomgyu #txt huening kai #txt yeonjun #tomorrow by together #tomorrow by together 6th member #txt 6th member #incorrect kpop quotes #txt incorrect texts #kpop incorrect quotes #txt incorrect quotes #txt smau #txt fluff #txt x reader #txt x y/n #choi yeonjun x reader #fictional characters #fictional kpop oc #fictional kpop soloist #fictional kpop group #fictional idol oc #choi soobin x reader #choi beomgyu x reader #kang taehyun x reader #huening kai imagines #yeonjun fluff #txt x oc

[thealogie]

The swiftie banner is so large I feel like some of you are so defensive of her and even the mildest criticism is met with “then don’t listen to her or anything about her” (kind of impossible because she’s everywhere) or there are people who are like “I’m being psychologically tortured because pop star I don’t know has stopped changing and growing as an artist” like ok so??

I’m really not intending to be mean to either group I’ve just never felt either of these about any artist in my life.

#I’ve felt both defensive of and disappointed in things I love but never to this degree. like even with stuff I love having a sense of humor #about it is essential to the whole thing. never seen such a large group of people this dead serious in either direction

[deesi-academia]

oh you're an attention seeker? then why are you all quiet when the attention is finally on you?

#i provide wisdom in the most gentle sarcastic way possible #bestie you just like being involved in a group issokay #desiblr #chaotic academia #humor #memes #main aisi q hu

[incorrectplanet]

star masters: can you perform under pressure?

jay: no, but i could take a stab at ‘bohemian rhapsody’.

#if y’all have seen his pre-bp videos like lives and stuff #this is EXACTLY his type of humor #it’s so random lmao #honestly i think he could perform anything well even queen #mnet boys planet #boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect boys planet #mnet #jay chang #mont arena #g group #fm entertainment