#grr bastard man

[grgie]

ive said it before but ill say it again im so MAD i cant find my annoted copy of dracula (or my aristophanes plays!!) where are they!!! i wanna read them now its not for school!!¡

#helena talks to the void #i am mildly worried that i donated them but i still have most of my books from my alevels so its weird that i would donate some and not all #grr #i wanna read aristophanes! #wheres that bastard dikioplois #i think thats how u spelt his name #where the dick joke man at

[amypihcs]

Hello humans! Let's see the doctor's letter, alright?

He left us as they were going home (and probably bringing the matter upstairs) and there is Mr Johnson!

And Watson is as kind as his usual to Shinwell... But he seems to like Kitty!

Let's see what news she can give us!

She's in sync with Holmes, good! I Like her and she's a practical one AND she truly hates Gruner. She has the general facts down as well and knows Gruner QUITE Well.

WHAT A BASTARD. wanna strangle him with my bare hands. And wanna hug Kitty.

Well, Holmes makes the right questions. WHERE. is the book?

And Kitty gives the right answer. What the fuck should i know? maybe the same place! And yes, my girl, he has.

They more or less get an agreement for seeing the 'client', Gruner's fiance. I mean, trying won't kill anyone, will it? Also, kitty just wants to see Gruner dead/ruined. Nice. I smell blood.

Holmes and Watson bring the whole matter upstairs as it's right and then Watson is busy the whole day until the dinner they have together

Holmes looks a bit down and tells the story... probably cursing like a sailor so much that Watson decides to edit it to remove some of the triggers. LET'S SEE.

Ah. The lady is very very beautiful, Holmes notices too. To the conversation now!

Damn, girl, if EVERYONE YOU KNOW is trying to dissuade you there will be a reason! Holmes is too good a man, he REALLY tried. Not even Watson's dexterity with words could've helped here, i fear.

I mean, she SHOULD consider it since she can't even divorce! Holmes REALLY tried. Really, REALLY tried. Ah and yeah. Warmth in Holmes' nature. The warmth in his nature is so much it reaches a star's core's temperature. We know it. She is untouched by it. grr.

Ah and now enemies to lovers 60k yuri fic. I would love to see such a fic with these two. Kitty is using the right words, if you ask me. She HAS reason to speak that way. And those words WOULD convince me, probably.

She's still untouched. Man this lady's ice.

-wince- F for Holmes standing between these two. I want a spin off with these two falling for each other. Watson gives his Holmes a comforting pat-pat on the arm and they go to back home. Watson is very very busy the next few days and it's then that shit hits the fan.

FUCK-

Damn. And he leaves us with a cliffhanger.

#letters from watson #victorian husbands #sherlock holmes #dr john watson

[magnuficent76]

And and. Grrr also 🖊!!! For Jonah/Mephistos brother I know who that is but my brain. GRR I just woke up and tumblrs search is so shitty I can't find him but you know who I'm talking about!! Was in that writing that tore up my soul. Talk about that one more!

YES I DO AND THAT IS NONE OTHER THAN

MR BASTARD BOY HIMSELF ! ARCHER :D !

A man overtaken by greed, by the need to be bigger and better tham everyone else, Archer Caede is not a man who you would trust with your life, but you'll probably still trust him with your money. Everyone is just another pawn in his mind, but he fails to realize he too is attached to strings.

Brother package deal along with Jonah ! A resident of Pandora who always craved a life better than this hunk of intergalactic trash, but who really didn't have many opportunities to get away without leaving behind what he had. Unfortunately, he is burdened by sentimentality. A big flaw in a man of ambition, but hey, he won't have to worry about it too hard after a while. Not too smart on numbers or very skilled with guns, but an absolute madman with words. He can convince anyone of anything and he'll still make it sound like they're the ones coming out on top. Manipulation doesn't even begin to cover what this man does for fun. Its also the only reason why he keeps calling himself straight [SLASH J]

Lawful evil and I mean that. Has never broken a single law by virtue of just being really really good at making what he does (stealing) sound noble ("taking away resources from bandits locally as to reduce the harm they do in our communities"). He will fight with every banned trick in the book if he has to because he knows otherwise his ass would not make it out of the fight without an (even more) broken nose. He's perfectly content swiping the rug from under people's feet when they're no longer of his use because he's TERRIFIED of the possibility they may turn on him first, and he knows he wouldn't survive if that happened. He's very weak (in his own words) and because of that, everything is just an opportunity to keep surviving, everything is just another thing that is out to get you at all times. Unmedicated OCD king.

Archer is a very, very deep in the closet gay man who has literally never accepted or even tried experimenting with his sexuality once before because his mask is made out of paper and he's scared if he breathes a little too hard it'll melt and reveal the "shameful" version of himself. He struggles actually being himself because the real version of him is not marketable, and that's all he sees himself as: A Product, the face of a brand. This just keeps getting intensified as he goes with Maliwan, whose whole company premise is "be as marketable as physically possible or else you're useless". Which is also why he comes to really hate his brother too. "Why can you be yourself without having to worry about what other people expect. That's not fucking fair" he says, as he keeps worrying about what other people expect even though he could just not. Meanwhile Jonah is just bisexualing about. Like some kind of wizard.

Despite this he still falls in love extremely fast. He doesn't know what proper intimacy feels like so he just latches onto the first person to give him attention and thinks that is what being in love is supposed to be, so often times he ends up scaring people away because it comes off as... very very very intense. He just wants to distract himself from the reality but reality doesn't hold back very much !

Look at him and his brother together <3

He is soooo normal around a certain someone from his office. Totally not experiencing first hand what obsession feels like. This guy's super, incredibly, very normal about attraction to other men. You can trust this man, as an employer, around your son, who is his superior. He is so normal.

[Turns out he's actually not]

#magocs #my oc stuff #original character #original art #my art #my writing #fan ocs #fan characters #borderlands ocs #oc: archer #oc: jonah #hes there too :) #my ocs #oc questions #audience participation #tysm for the ask! #caede tales

[fully-caulked-wagon]

Some of my favourite lines from my plans for shitty One Piece / Zosan drawings + fanfics Part 5

Oh noooo, I'm still here. (You can't kill me) law kinda interrupts like 'if you would do the honour of cutting your argument short, we have to depart soon, and your captain is starting to gnaw on the grass out of sheer gluttonous hunger, so if everyone could get to their posts before your navigator's head starts erupting with lava, that'd be great' - Bro's just tired, man. He didn't ask for this shit. sanji's kinda bleary as he comes to and he's like 'first of all, why the hell have you bastards kidnapped me?! second of all, why am i tied to a chair?' - This wasn't intentional but now every time I go back to this all I can think of is Sam from TGWDLM goin "Charlotte, baby, where am I, why am I tied to a chair?" the dude's like 'alright, slow down swirlylocks' sanji's like '…my hair isn't swirly' the dude's like 'shut up.' - Guy just needed the pun, leave him be. the other three are kinda like oy vey and one's like 'go get that damn manual, you buffoon. you must'a did it all kinds'a wrong if the person you tied up is complaining about the quality of your work!' - He's trying his best, alright? sanji's like '…that's a porn book. the naked people are naked cause it's porn.' the dude's like 'ohhh…' then he's like 'oh!' and chucks the book/comic thing away - Egads! after a few seconds he can only kinda weakly mutter out 'you're gonna... pay for... this' before he blacks out again as they all laugh insert full house music - Everywhere you look, everywhere you go, there's a face, of somebody who needs you- the childhood friend dude shows up at the railing off'a like, idk a fucking jetski or some shit - probably just a boat idk - Guy's a little wacky with it, shit happens. the childhood friend dude raises an eyebrow and smirks bemusedly like 'seriously, you're a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an igneous, dude' - Literally just quoting mlp at this point, boys 👍

zoro's fuckin dumbfounded and is just kinda dimly like 'y… you said all that about me, cook?' sanji turns to face zoro and is still bright red like 'shut the fuck up right now or i'll shove my foot so far up your ass you'll think you grew a second spine and i'll be wearing your tiny, mossy brain like an anklet' zoro huffs an amused breath, although still a bit shell-shocked, while ray's like 'oh yeah, he also said that your shoes are untied' zoro looks down at his shoes like 'huh?' - 1. Ray's the 'childhood friend dude' 2. He listed off a bunch'a shit Sanji had told him in letters. 3. 🤨🤨 nami just puts up an a-okay sign like 'don't care, sanji' robin just smiles and goes 'i can say with utmost certainty that they are in fact pieces of clothing that you are currently wearing, sanji' - R.I.P then law just fuckin shows up outta nowhere and they're all like 'wtf' - Uh-oh, surprise Law event. law just kinda grimaces, briefly glancing at luffy who's sorta struggling like a cockroach - He's a creature. A li'l guy, if you will.

luffy just mopes like 'but namiiii~ it looked like food, and i was hungryyy' usopp's just exhasperated like 'it was clearly made of polystyrene' luffy's like 'so?!' usopp's like 'polystyrene is not food!' luffy's just like 'you don't know that! just cause it made me throw up doesn't mean it wasn't food! lots of things can make you throw up! lobsters, crabs, goats!' - Nothing will stop me from constantly referencing everything all the time. (The 'lobsters, crabs, goats' part is in reference to TTO). 'also who're you calling uptight and swirly?!' zoro gets annoyed as well, smirking, and they do the head bonk grr thing, like 'who do you think, ammonite brows? you've got a stick shoved so far up your ass it got lost and bent itself over your eyes!' - Oof. and it's just a bit like crackaboom uh oh we can't deal with this well - Hate when that happens. and the dude's like 'not much' then he calls over this servant or whatever from their gang and bites his fucking fingers off - Really hate when that happens. then his eye gets like, sparkles in it, and he straight up explodes - Lost another one 😔

and zoro just kinda looks at his ass then narrows his eyes sorta fry-like and goes 'mhm…' - I call this piece 'Contemplation of a posterior.', the bidding will start at [REDACTED] zoro's off to the side having heart palpitations or some shit - Bitches and their heart problems, I swear. usopp, luffy, chopper and franky are just annoyed screaming while sanji's like 'JUST DIE ALREADY!' - Zoro is no longer held in high esteem by the council. then sanji's got a gun in one hand and it's straight up in zoro's mouth and he's still gripping the robe with the other hand and he's like 'I'M TELLING YOU-' - The idea of everything being relatively normal before one character suddenly has a gun and is threatening another out of nowhere is a brain worm that I can't remove. snooj blush more die sink down floor dead zoor like wha - wha then sanji goes 'so how'd you meet levy?' gajeel's like '…' then kinda like '…i crucified her' and sanji's just like 'excuse me-' - And that's how I met your mother. sanji just groans in agony and slumps down further before melting into goo (lesgooooo) - Lesgooooo and they flip over to brook and rip his whole fucking outfit into two equal sides and he's like 'yoho?!' then tiny text 'oh my?!' - Oh my. then he does like that fist pump thing and exhaling out his nose komi-san style and he's confident < - fool - 🫵 Fool.

#context? i haven't heard that name in years #one piece #op #fanfic #fanart #art #fanfiction #zoro #sanji #roronoa zoro #blackleg sanji #zosan #sanzo #law #trafalgar law #nami #cat burglar nami #robin #nico robin #luffy #monkey d luffy #usopp #god usopp #chopper #tony tony chopper #franky #cyborg franky #komi shouko #gajeel redfox

[chimerathewriter]

SO UHM.... I love Games of Thrones all the content book/comic/tv show (even if I was ripping my hair out)

I don't want to sound mean and shit...because everybody has the right to consume content as they like.

And from consuming content other content made by fans appear, fanart and fanfiction, blogs (which I freaking adore).

Let's remeber that those are just FAN works cause it seems some people don't understand.

When we talk about the specific content the CANON content we have exclude bias created by fan works because the conversation won't have nuance and sense.

Especially in GRR Martin works, because you cant go around the internet and spread misinformation especially the people who only watched the tv series.

And I saw it especially in House of the dragon with the stupid fan wars team green vs team black.

Let's remeber that a book of Fire and Blood is not a reliable source of information because the maester who wrote it lived years apart from the end of the Dance of the dragons. And kinda wel not kinda was a misogynist so the story was favouring a certain team.

But let's leave that for a second and let's start debunking misinformation and stupid comments:

And please don't say oh I'm coming after team green fans, majority of mischaracterization and misinformation comes from team green fans

Rhaenyra is not heir of the throne Aegon is: Like have we seen the same show since episode 1 they call princess Rhaenyra heir of the throne, even with Aegon being born nothing changed. Aegon gets called the usurper because team green usurp the iron throne from the rightful heir.

Rhaenyra didn't support Baela's claim to inherit House Velaryon: *deep sigh* How could have she done she's not a Velaryon she MARRIED INTO the house, she became a widow and remarried she has no power. If you want criticize someone is Corlys he's the head of the house. And even if Baela succeeded Vaemond and some other Velaryon would have not agreed on letting a woman be heir of Driftmark

Leanor and Rhaenyra should have taken their duties more seriously: nunber one let me just say how funny how your opinions about this characters really show who you really are. Let's remeber Leanor is a gay man and I'm not forgetting some of ya'll homophobic rhetoric. How do yall know they never tried having children. Because if we watched the same show Laenor loves Rhaenyra and she loves him they probably agreed and tried. Some of yall are crazy saying that she should have forced him. If that ever happened the hate towards her would have intensified . Instead of talking how patriarchy literally forced him to marry a woman yall want to dehumanize him instead. And please let's stop comparing this situation to Margery because those are two different stories.

Rhaenyra would have just inherit the throne just for herself and not other women: in my previous post I said this but the more I think. Why do yall expect Rhaenyra to be a feminism advocate

The strong boy bullied Aemond: What they did was wrong cause laying at a kid who doesn't have a dragon is wrong. But bullying how does a 5 year old bullies a almost q0 year old. Luke and Jace were wrong for the pig situation. But let's talk about the Aegon of it all. Why do people like to attack Strong boys so bad, they were literally two kids who wanted to be cool like their older uncle Aegon so they followed what he did. But some of team green stans never bring up how Aegon, Otto and Alicent is the reason how Aemond is Aemond. Because why never mentioning how Argon sent his 13 year old brother in a whore house. How adults failed him because his grandpa and mother literally indoctrinated him in hating team black more.

Aemond is not a feminist is an incel, a hypocrite a man who hates bastards and then had a bastard. And don't give me he was charmed bullshit Targaryen don't get influenced by magic. He was not the best warrior or rider. The only reason he won his battle because he was fighting against the weak (squire, childre and elderly) example Simon Strong and literally made an unnecessarypool of blood in the Riverlands and let'snot talk about Daeron. He was too fool of himself and the got popped by a 50 year ol man.

Lucerys shouldn't get punished: Both of the kids should have get punished from that night. Not only two of them all of them. If you listened you hear Baela saying that Aemond was about to kill Jace. Lucerys maimed Aemond as self defense. Stop saying he WANTED to do it he was 5 who premeditates to main someone. Stop saying that people were afraid of Aemond cause of his eye. No he had a bad attitude and had the biggest dragon. I get in fanfiction yall have to out some spice but at this put out AU tag. Because people can't differentiate CANON from FANON. I let mischaracterization a little bit go in fanfiction but stop getting confused.

Aegon ate: You know damn well

Hating Rhaenyra for going to a brother is just internalized misogyny especially when yall defend Aegon

Team Green was not smart and didn't win the dance. Otto literally had the time to train Aegon as king and didn't then when Aegon became king literally fired him as hand of the king. Team green lost completely when Jaehera died.

The biggest proof of internalized misogyny in team green stand how yall make fun of Rhaenyra still birth and her weight. Just like the maesters in the book

Is ironic and sad that the only person that survived for a while in team green was Jaehera a daughter. If team green didn't uphold misogyny who knows she could have been heir.

Aegon III the third is not team green he literally saw his mother getting killed I understand why he's so depressed

Being racist to house Velaryon is not cute at all. GRR Martin said that they were originally black

Saying the only reason your team green is for Haelena is stupid. Because she was literally abused from team green, her mother and brother. They used her as a pawn and coming back with Aemond being a feminist or a good person if he was he would have never let his sister go through all that. The happiest moment we saw her was dancing with Jace.

Strong boys didn't deserve the hate or to die

Saying if you were Rhaenyra you would have never snuck out, "sleep around" or have bastard children is just slut shaming.

Daemon is a bad person yes but even Aemond, Aegon and Daeron, they are not pinterest boys as ya'll like to headcanon.

Alicent saying that if Jace would have become King, Kingslanding would have become a huge brother is quite hypocrisy because she's talking about her kids even when she calls the Strong boys savages she's still talking about her kids.

During the dance Rhaenyra was a bad ruler, but is caused by the same usurpation cause by misogyny

Oh and stop using people of colour as a way to prove that team black is bad cause we know you really don't care about us.

#asoif/got #house of the dragon #baela targaryen #otto hightower #alicent hightower #rhaena targaryen #lucerys velaryon #rhaenyra targaryen #jacaerys velaryon #rhaenys velaryon

[akunekoblog]

Bastien Kelly Initial Butler Story - Stronger

Chapter 2

This is Google Translated

The Next Day

Central Country - Espoir

Muu: Mr. Lono, Mr. Bastein, Mr, Haures! Thank you for your hard work on angel hunting today!

Muu: Everyone did such a great job!

Lono: Heh heh heh! It's no biggie.

Haures: Thanks to master's presence, angel hunting has become much easier.

Haures: I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Choices:

It's no big deal.

No, no.

Haures: I shouldn't have come with you today.

Haures: Lono and Bastien were more than enough.

Bastien: Today's angel was too weak.

Muu: That's because Mr. Lono and Mr. Bastien are strong~.

Muu: This is definitely thanks to the daily hands-on training!

Lono: Can you praise me some more?

Muu: Mr. Lono is amazing!

Haures: Lono, don't get too carried away.

Bastien: Hmm... You're weak because you're satisfied with that difficulty.

Lono: What'd you just say?

Bastien: If you have something to retort, say it after you beat me.

Lono: Sure, I lost yesterday, but I'll definitely win next time! Mark my words!

Bastien: A man who can only talk is useless.

Lono: Grr…. This guy...

Bastien: What? Do you want to be beat again?

Muu: Stop fighting! People in town are watching!

Choices:

Calm down, both of you!

Lono: Ugh... Master...

Lono: ... If you say so, then I have no choice but to obey.

Lono: Tch... I'll let it pass this time, Bastien. But there won't be a next time.

Bastien: Mm...

Muu: Haah... Mr. Bastien and Mr. Lono sure are giving us a hard time with all this fighting.

Haures: Muu. Do you now understand what I have to deal with?

Muu: Good work, Mr. Haures...

Lono: Hey, Muu. Are you speaking ill of me?

Muu: Eh?!

Muu: I didn't say anything! I didn't say anything! It's all a misunderstanding!

Lono: Really?

Muu: Ahahaha...

Muu: Oh, right! Speaking of which, Mr. Lono.

Muu: Why did you want to stop by town before leaving?

Lono: Ah. I thought I'd finish shopping for ingredients.

Lono: I feel bad for the master, but...

Lono: It'll be quick, so could you come shopping with me?

Lono: Bastien. Please help with the bags.

Bastien: Sure... Since it's to do with food...

-

A few minutes later

Bastien: ...

City woman: Ah! Look, look! There! Isn't that the Devil Butler, Bastien?

City woman: It's true! It's Bastien!

City woman: Ah~. His side profile is so cool!

Bastien: ...

Muu: Somehow I can already feel people staring at us...

Choices:

There's lots of cheering for Bastien...

Bastien: Master. Don't worry about it.

Bastien: Those women just watch from a distance and don't do anything in particular.

Bastien: Don't worry, I'm not your enemy.

Choices:

Enemy...

Lono: Why do women always make a fuss when Bastien walks by?

Lono: What's so good about this fox bastard?

Muu: Mr. Lono, are you jealous by any chance?

Lono: I'm not! I just don't understand why this guy is so popular.

Bastien: It's stupid.

Bastien: I'm not interested in anything other than getting stronger.

Bastien: You're weak because you're distracted by these things.

Lono: No one said I'm distracted!

Bastien: I wonder.

Whispering...

Choices:

I feel like I'm getting some kind of nasty stare this time.

City man: A devil butler...

City man: Tricking the city's women...

City man: Get out of this town now...!

Muu: Huh, what are those people saying?

Haures: There are a lot of people in town who don't think very well of us.

Bastien: This is always the case.

Haures: Hey, Lono.

Lono: Yeah, I know.

Lono: Master, staying long is dangerous. Let's finish our errands early and go home.

-

A while later

Lono: All right! With these ingredients, I'll be good for a while!

Muu: You bought so much! I'm looking forward to the food you make!

Haures: Well then, master. Shall we head back to the mansion?

Haures: Hey, Bastien. Let's go.

...

Haures: Bastien?

Muu: Huh? We were walking together just now...

City woman: Look, look! The cool butler is over there!

City woman: Where, where? I want to see his face up close too!

Muu: "Cool butler"...

Lono: Haah... This Bastien guy...

-

Central Country - Espoir - Blacksmith

Bastien: This sword caught my eye.

Blacksmith: As expected of a regular customer.

Blacksmith: It's my newfound pride and joy.

Blacksmith: No matter how hard the armor is, it won't break!

Bastien: I see.

Blacksmith: However, the only problem is that it is a little heavy. Ordinary people use up all their power just holding it...

Bastien: It's light...

Bastien: A heavier sword would fit better.

Blacksmith: How can you carry it like it's light!?

Blacksmith: No, that's impossible. Are devil butlers monsters after all...?

Bastien: Hey. Don't call people monsters.

Blacksmith: I'm sorry! Please, spare my life!

Bastien: ... You don't need to apologize that profusely.

Bastien: I don't attack innocent people.

Lono: Ouch. Hey Bastien.

Lono: You were here after all.

Bastien: Lono.

Haures: Bastien. I always tell you not to wander around on your own.

Bastien: I'm sorry... A sword just caught my eye...

Lono: Hah, how much does this guy like swords?

Haures: Right...

Whoosh...

???: Hey, demons. Get out of there.

Lono: Huh?

???: You're a nuisance! Leave now!

Muu: Woah...!

Choices:

Muu, are you okay?

Muu: Ouch...

Muu: What's going on all of a sudden, who are these people...?

Haures: The military police of the Grosvenor family.

Choices:

Military police?

Haures: The Grosvenor family, aristocrats who rule the central land.

Haures: These are the soldiers under their direct command...

Haures: They don't like us devil butlers.

Haures: The important role of hunting angels... It's been taken over by the devil butlers.

Haures: Maybe it's due to jealousy... But they always antagonise us.

Military Policeman: Hey, you there.

Bastien: What?

Military Policeman: That sword.

Military Policeman: A demon like you doesn't deserve it.

Bastien: Huh?

End of Chapter 2

Chapter 1, Chapter 3

[scoliosis-man]

Hi yes hello my name exists I think. I mean I'm just a persona so. I don't know what it is. I'm like an alter ego so I can be not weird on main. so call me Scolio. Or Lio, I suppose. Short for scoliosis. Because my spine is fucked.

I'm an African-American, hypersexual bastard and I use this sideblog to post my more scandalous opinions and reblog more stuff so my moots aren't like "Bruv what the fuckity hell"

Uhh if nobody I KNOW finds this I should post my identifier list I think I don't-

-Catboy

-Tramns

-Artist/writer

-Adorable

-Bitch

-Pansexual

-Hypersexual

-EVIL GRR KILLING AND MURDER >:]

-turns out I'm 🎶Clinically Depressed!!🎶

-baby man

-cringe on sideblog

-African American should I say that a third time

-Aut ism

[this-is-a-dystopian-parable]

"taormina//cold blazing he is, frostbit boiling as he granites his gaze through the tour bus window, and of course to multiply his frustration the seat is there right at the window pane, and forward or behind the view is so cut, cutcut, and cut like his and unkindest cut with the frustrations of the job, feeling for the first time the bad boss feeling, the knowing of *i am right* over this boss who is not, this silly foolish man over man who does not deserve to be there, and this sole interaction, the previous nights events (a vindictive bass line, a critical comment, a smallizing meeting) pasted crude upon the possible italian beauty around and he is just raw, just dumb with anger and disdain, and all the morsels of the world lose their delight and see him in this state unsated to the land of darknod, sleep dead hate, the sun growling through the glass at just the wrong angle, how can the sun seem so ugly. this is the attitude of the approach, the space in which he approaches, taormina--

land of mcw's praise, holy culture radiant, and i know that i approach this place with the sacred ghosting that so much of this trip has had; for i am not the first fire, here, others have blazed these european paths, and i see these womens ghosts perfuming across the piazzas. god i want this subjective objective to end...but i am he, and they are she, and we twirl together through this space only, time irrelevant as i hop though the town that another woman so lovely so fine young traveled first, and hope i hope this ghostlight will beautify heal me...

and i want to believe that but dont--- that's critical here, i dont believe it, my whole bus drive from messina to taormina, sicily, i am bitter boy and every tune that ipod shuffler unto me is discredited under my headache bitter, and i am not buying it, i am ready for the bad days. some days i hate so much...its no use denying it, this is ahh i am, and they so stupid fill me with such rage and i unbuddhasize myself into such rage, so small my anger, so small a man i am in this mix, oh god you bastard you dave malloy bastard, and i am hate for this boss and this band and this life that makes me work when all i want is song wine and arms around me.

and so: heres the point: im committed to this bad feeing, i know ill have this bad day. and the bus drops us in taormina and the guests ask me silly and there the boring dancer asking me to sudden coffee and i am trapped and ugh my god this world and so own am i, my mind is convinced so low. i travel as a tour escort, pinned, a tattooed gecko on the wall, and i walk amidst tentacles and get out quick, rush ahead to the greek theater and there climb the stairs high up and sit in the bleachers and everyone looks small and pretty down there; and thats a little better.

and this is nice and lovely that i can sit quiet on their stair and the world calm of ease moment, but fundamentally i am still raw ajar boy, grr vinegar man, leave me far away.

thats when nature lady starts it really in. the map has two kinds of paths labelled: "archaeological ruins" and "natural beauty". i go for "natural beauty". which starts out pretty shit, a winding narrow sidewalkless road, killmecars whiz. grr! but, a respite at a cemetery, with the photos on the tombstones, old sicilians gazing blank into eternity, and then back to the road. mmm/grr. mmm, sure. but then: grr. im back to grr. fucking pebble, etc.

but only for a moment, because, hey hey. there. there, there! theres another off limit staircase!! oh, how lovely that my lifes author is working from a consistent symbol pool! this one leading down, down into overgrown green. im wearing pants and sandals, and the grass is dewy wet, so my toes get instant tickle. and this stair is crumbling, whole steps missing, just brown dirt, and the bushes are bigger and bigger and the prickers blocking my path require my careful thumb and forefinger attention. and my wet little toes, and the smells are everywhere, and my god look all around im in italy. im here. im right here right now. oh yes. and then from nowhere an elderly british couple appears, walking up, speaking cheery, and they warn me: wild hens. mmm.

and sure enough, wild hens. and im smiling in spite of myself. once again, my mind seems to have an infinite number of subsections, crisscrossing all dueling for eyesight supremacy. and so nice, for now the grumbler has lost and im healed."

hmm, mmm. thank god for mutable time after all.

-Dave Malloy, Pointless, 09 June 2005

#i really fucking think about this one a lot #there s a trio i think #a grand trio of being bitter and angry and recognizing as it unravels your own enlightenment #hating empty cynicism #wanting to love the world #you know? #pointless dave malloy #dave malloy

[anime-dub-transcripts]

Hetalia: The Beautiful World Episode #6: Romano's Diary Transcript

This episode has Spain and Chibi Romano.

Cat: Hm…

Chibi Romano [in his diary]: My name is Romano.

Mouse: Squeak!

Chibi Romano [in his diary]: A jerk bastard named Spain forced me to be his henchman, working morning and night, because he is a jerk bastard.

Dream Spain: Mwahahahahaha!

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{Caption: Romano’s Diary}

Bird: Cheep cheep cheep!

Spain: Snore! Snore!

Chibi Romano: Hasta la pasta, you jerk!

Spain: OOF!

Chibi Romano: Nyah!

Spain: Ay! Buenos días, Romano.

(Chibi Romano: Mm…)

(Buenos días: Good morning → Spanish)

Chibi Romano: Buenos nothing! I’m starving!

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Chibi Romano: This food is total crapola, eh? I’m still hungry, you bastard jerk!

(Belgium: Hehehe! Hehehe!)

Spain: Okay!

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Chibi Romano: Stupid squirrels always mess up my room.

(Squirrel: Eep, eep, eep, eep, eep, eep, eep)

Spain: Hey, I thought I would go ahead and clean your room up!

Chibi Romano: Make sure it’s spick and span this time, ehuh?

Spain: Hehehe!

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Chibi Romano: Awhehehehe...

Spain: Romano? I aired your covers out for you!

Chibi Romano: Shut your face! And buona notte, jerk.

(Buona notte: Good night → Italian)

Spain: Buenas noches!

(Buenas noches!: Good night! → Spanish)

Chibi Romano: Huah…another jerk bastard day thanks to jerk bastard Spain.

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Bird: Cheep cheep cheep!

Bird #2: Choop choop!

Spain: Ah! What a refreshing sleepy time that was! Wow, it’s been a while since I wasn’t woken up with un headbutting Romano.

(Un: A → Spanish)

Chibi Romano: Ehhhhh!

Spain: Hm?

Chibi Romano: Ehhh! Ehhh!

Spain: Romano! Qué malo!

(Chibi Romano: Aah!)

(Qué malo!: So bad! → Spanish)

Chibi Romano: It wasn’t me! Ugh!

Spain: You wet the bed again last night?!

Chibi Romano: No, I did not! A squirrel snuck into my bed and pee-peed all over it, you jerkface!

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Spain: Señor, please tell me there is a pill that will cure bed-wetting on the first try!

(Señor: Mr. → Spanish)

Spanish man: Lo siento.

(Lo siento: I’m sorry → Spanish)

Chibi Romano: Don’t listen to that bastard! What we need is a pill that will keep squirrels from sneaking into my bed and pee-peeing all over it!

Spanish man: Lo siento.

(Lo siento: I’m sorry → Spanish)

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Mochi Romano: Ehahehe…

Mochi Spain: Amaretto para la buena suerte! Heh!

(Mochi Romano: AAH!)

(Amaretto para la buena suerte!: Amaretto for good luck! → Spanish)

Mochi Romano: Ehuh…grr!

(Mochi Spain: Heah…)

{Text in Mochi Spain’s speech bubble: This is hopeless}

Spain: Eeyah! Hah…

Chibi Romano: Spain, you jerk. Dammit, I am starting to get hungry.

Spain: There are some fruits in that basket.

Chibi Romano: Hmpf.

Spain: Now stay back, I am working on very dangerous weapons at this time.

Chibi Romano: So tell me, doesn’t all of this work make a jerk bastard like you crazy?

Spain: Well, I’m the boss, so I’m used to handling this stuff. Besides, I try to take a siesta every day.

(Siesta: Nap → Spanish)

Chibi Romano: I think in consideration of all this work you like to do, I’ll allow you to be my exclusive servant when I grow up!

Spain: Eh? Hahaha! This is adorable, you are half asleep! Aqui, aqui, your bed is over this way.

(Aqui, aqui: Here, here → Spanish)

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Chibi Romano: Tomato, mato, mato. Today I work, sí?

(Sí?: Yes? → Italian)

Chibi Romano: First time for everything! I am amazing and I am going to show jerk Spain how amazing I am by being totally amazing.

Spain: Momentito, por favor.

(Momentito, por favor: A little moment, please → Spanish)

Chibi Romano: Oh?

Spain: You know I am still getting ready for it.

(Germany soldier: Mmhm)

(Chibi Romano: Hoah…)

Chibi Romano: Aahaahaah…GERMAN SOLDIERS ARE HERE!

Spain: You can wait a bit, right?

Chibi Romano: AAAAAAHHHHHH!

Spain: Romano, what are you doing?

Chibi Romano: Don’t worry, Spain, I will hold them back! Now hurry up and run away already! Huh? AAAAAAHHHHH!

German soldier: What is with this boy?

(Chibi Romano: AAAAAAHHHHH!)

Spain: He has ah de hache de.

(Ah de hache de: A-D-H-D → Spanish)

(Chibi Romano: AAAAAAHHHHH!)

Chibi Romano: Eugh…AAAAHHHHH!

Spain: Stop that!

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Chibi Romano’s thoughts: Jerk.

Spain: Romano, you have got some ‘splaining to do! He is a guest of mine, and you know it’s not appropriate to be rude to my guests!

Chibi Romano: You’d rather be friends with those stupid Germans, see if I care, you jerk bastard!

Spain: Ay, that was not very nice! Never has he lashed out at someone who wasn’t me before! Heah, what is going on with him? Maybe it’s me. Maybe I made a mistake spoiling the little cabrón like I did.

(Cabrón: Dumbass/Bastard/Asshole → Spanish)

Spain: Huah. I swear I have seen a kindness in him. At first, I thought he was just an awful brat.

Chibi Romano: Dammit jerk bastard, I HATE YOU!

Spain: Aah! You were listening?!

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Chibi Romano: Hmph! Hmph! Hmph! Hmph!

Spain: Romano! Tell me why you attacked him like that. Come on.

(Chibi Romano: Hmph! Hmph! Hmph! Hmph!)

Chibi Romano: Tell me why you won’t shut up, you jerk!

(Spain: Oh!)

Chibi Romano: I saw you with those soldiers and I thought that you might be in some trouble, ehuh? But then you had to go and yell at me in front of everyone like I was misbehaving.

Spain: Romano…

Chibi Romano: That really pissed me off, like, big time!

Spain’s thoughts: Pft, he looks like a little tomato!

Spain: Ha!

Chibi Romano: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT, YOU JERK BASTARD?!

#anime #anime transcripts #anime dub transcripts #hetalia #hetalia dub transcripts

[theater-flags]

demisexual flag, picked from hades of hadestown!

requested by anon

#grr bastard man #demisexual #hades #hades hadestown #hadestown

[nep-moved]

OH I HATE YOU

#GRR BARK BARK #if u think i like him even a lil bit u are wrong >;(( #BASTARD MAN... #nep plays feh #there we go i already shoulda made a tag ghdjsk #🏹; ᴠɪʀɪᴏɴ

[afieldinengland]

i may or may not be imagining this but didn’t rebecca front say that nicola murray was in (one-sided) love w malcolm bc u can absolutely See it

#poor nicola :/ that bit where he’s telling her not to go to yale and he goes ‘Stay’ u can see it in her eyes man #a bit like when ross says ‘i presume that’s... why you did that’ to pauline #the comparisons.. grr #the Dynamic of hideously repressed awful knife in a suit bastard + poor put upon middle aged woman hopelessly in love

[rhapsodyinferno]

i just remembered eiichi wears fingerless gloves in one of his outfits im fhjhfgnfjhf

#grr grr bark bark #bastard man illegal >:(( #ei1posting

[travellingarmy]

║Scaramouche║Mr. Short

Requested from Wattpad.

Warning: Usage of foul language (I mean, we're talking about Scaramouche here).

Male reader as requested.

Fluff.

Word count: 1.1k

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"Haha, is it in your family blood or did you just not eat your veggies?" The eleventh Harbinger, Tartaglia, laughs mockingly at the height difference between himself and the sixth Harbinger, Scaramouche.

Scaramouche clicked his tongue and turns his head away, crossing his arms in full displeasure. "Hey, hey, Pedrelino, take a look at this guy!" He calls on over, waving his hands as he beckons you closer with one hand while his other rested upon Scaramouche's hat. Yes, one of your a great many alias was Pedrelino. That being said, yes, you were a Harbinger.

Scaramouche's face flared red in anger. "Grr, cut that out you fucking bastard!" he growls, shooing the ginger's hand away which just pushed Tartaglia to mock him even more, all the while laughing.

"What are you going to do? Punch my face? I'd like to see you try," he laughs, clutching his stomach as he tries to take it down a notch.

Scaramouche glares at him, jaws tightening as well as his fist. Without warning, Scaramouche kicks the eleventh right on his reproductive system hard. Tartaglia's eyes widened as he stiffened up before falling onto the floor whilst clutching his part, groaning. "No, but I can do that," Scaramouche spat, glaring eyes hovering the taller male.

He walks away from the groaning male and to you. "Uh, Scara, you know you could've killed him." You chuckled forcefully as small beads of sweat trickle down your forehead.

"That was my plan." He clicks his tongue, taking one more look at the eleventh. "Too bad he didn't." More sweat went down your head, but said nothing and gave him a forced, close-eyed smile.

"Then, should we go now?" you asked, changing the topic. He silently nods and the two of you left the place where Harbingers would group up, leaving the ginger aching on the floor.

It wasn't anything strange for you to hang around Scaramouche. In truth, you two were lovers. Surprising as it sounded, it was a fact that not even the Fatui diplomats could avoid.

How did someone as cruel as Scaramouche, ended up with you, someone who is completely the opposite and more outgoing than he was? That was one if the great mysteries of Teyvat and the only ones who knew the answer to that was you and Scaramouche.

"Master Pedrelino!" A Fatui underling calls your name in a rush, drawing your attention to your side. "Hm? What is it?" you ask. The diplomat looks to short male beside you who was glaring at them. "Sir, I've been sent with a message by the Tsaritsa about your mission," they said, gulping back a lump in their throat under Scaramouche's gaze.

"Oh? Could you hold onto that until tomorrow?" you said all the while smiling. "But, sir, the Tsaritsa.." the diplomat trails. "The Tsaritsa is important, yes, but I'm about done with my fair share of work today," you reminded them kindly that it was literally time to go home and have dinner.

"Ah, my apologies, Master Pedrelino. I have forgotten the time. Please, pardon me of my rudeness," they said, bowing their head's down. You laughed it off, waving your hand in front of you in small motions as a way to say that it was fine. "It's alright, you're just doing your job. Anyway, I'm sure you're dying to go home too, yes?"

"A, ah, yes, I am. Then, have a good night, sir, and you too, Master Scaramouche." The diplomat quickly leaves, your smile not dropping from your face at the retreating figure. "Tch. Look at how loose your subordinates are, (Y/N)," Scaramouche comments, calling you by your name now that you two were done with work, "This is all because of your carefree ruling."

You chuckle. "Well, if I were to scare them, they would apply to be moved to another Harbinger and then we wouldn't get anything done for the Tsaritsa just like a little somebody," you teasingly comment. He clicks his tongue. "They are fine under my ruling," he said, referring to his subordinates, and crossed his arms while looking somewhere else.

You chuckled and place a hand on his hat. "Whatever you say, shorty." "Has Tartaglia rub his filth on you? Do you want me to go back and kick him again?" He glares. "Haha, no need. I'm sure you'll kill him for sure." You dismiss his serious tone. "I was planning on it."

Not wanting to actually make him turn around to kill the brunette, you stayed silent until you two got home. "Anything you want for dinner?" you ask, making your way to the kitchen as soon as you stepped inside. "No," he simply answers, taking of his ridiculously large hat and setting it down on the living room's sofa.

"Okay. Wash up and come back down, I'll have dinner ready by then," you said, soon hearing him go upstairs after a quick 'okay' from him. As promised, dinner was ready and the two of you ate whilst enjoying a nice conversation.

You joined him in your shared bedroom shortly after you showered, getting under the blankets with him. "What are you reading?" you ask, crawling on top of him-- encaging him between your arms and closing your eyes, sighing. "A book," he answers blandly. You chuckled. "I know that it's a book. What is the book about?"

"A person," he answers, yet again in a bland tone, eyes glued boredly onto the pages. "Wow, that totally sums it up," you huffed. "If you want to know, you can read it after," he said. You smiled. "No, I'm good."

A comfortable silence was shared between you two and the only sounds to be heard was the rustling of pages being turned and his loud heartbeat that was right beside your ears.

Slowly, your eyelids fell heavy, the sound of his rhythmic heartbeat lulling you to sleep. Soon, you fell asleep. Scaramouche continued on, not realizing that you had fallen asleep until he finished the book.

"Huh, (Y/N)?" He looks down to see you sleeping. His brows furrow in disbelief and places the book on the bedside table.

He tried to nudge you off of him, but you were simply a much bigger man than he was. He sighs and with nothing to do about his situation, he slid his body underneath you.

Actually, he didn't mind the added warmth, but he rather not be caught dead with you on top of him, although most already know of your relationship. He just awkward, let's be frank.

He takes a glance at your face and every little detail of it-- your long eyelashes that would flutter once in a while whilst you dream, your nose, and lips. The sigh that left his lips soon after sounded irritated, but really, he wasn't. Not one bit.

To prove it, a small smile tug the corner of his lips and whispered, "Good night."

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#scaramouche x reader #scaramouche #scaramouche oneshot #scaramouche x male reader #xreader #male x male #x male reader #genshin impact oneshots #genshin #genshin oneshot #albedo kreideprinz #albedo #male reader

[prettyboykatsuki]

bear with me abt this but like childhood friends to lovers with bkg starts when alone on the playground you bump into him and he’s his brat self like who the hell you think you are and youre like >:(( who do YOU think you are!! grr at each other for a bit, but like an hour later youre bonding while you’re both giggling over the fact you both scared some older kids off the playground after they tried to trip you. Bkg has his little shit grin on his face while he tells you his name 1/

and you introduce yourself and try to start a game of tag by smacking his shoulder and hopping away, giggling while going tag ur it, hehe. He gives you the most confused look while you’re like what’s the matter, don’t you know how to play tag? he still gives you that look, so you raise your little fists and grr at him again. He grins, and his own come up. Mitsuki finds you two play fighting/wrestling a few minutes later. Immediately yelling at her son about fighting with the other kids 2/

As she drags him away, the last thing you hear is Mooooom! I was playing with a friend! I think the idea is cute, idk. A bakugo who thinks it’s fine to like, square up with you on sight bc you do it too and laughs like a bastard every time he wins. 3/3

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTEKJFHKDSJLF I CAN’T TAKE THIS PLEADSEEE. THE WAY HE DOESN’T WANT TO GO HOME BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING... THINKING ABOUT GROWING UP TOGETHER AND SPENDING ALL OF UR TIME TRYING TO BEAT HIM AND THEN ONE DAY YOU’RE PLAY-FIGHTING 

BUT YOU REALIZE HE’S SO BIG AND GROWN UP NOW. A WHOLE MAN SO WHEN HE PINS YOU DOWN THESE DAYS IT GIVES U BUTTERFLIES. HE ALWAYS WINS.. ARRGHHHJFDBSJHK

#return to sender #a.bnha #katsuki <3 #all time faves #ANON...... PELASE #DKVFJHGBHSKFNLAFNMS NKJSLFASFSJ.

[19thcenturylover]

JP/Marvel AU things becuase why not?

Me again with this fucking weird thing because I cant Sleep and I wanna show my littles drawings and doodles, ok? Ok tkm.

1. More about the Grayscale series, 3 new drawings:

^^^ As the first drawing we have the magnificent scene of the Rex and the land cruisers and the poor wretches who star in it. I remember saying before that these two were screwed and well, they are:] (here I must say that it is my favorite drawing so far in that series, why? idk)

My first illustration of Morgan, the truth is that she and Ralph are the cutest thing in the novel (even though I don't like Lex in both versions, Morgan maso). This scene goes after all the riot of the Rex escaping, there are also Peter and Buck but aha <3.

Here I don't have much to say, this scene is when our protagonists realize that the dinosaurs are reproducing despite being all female. It is quite important and the truth is that it gives me peace to draw this trio🏃‍♂️

2. Doodles, A lot of Bucky and Zemo juas juas

Bucky, segsyman grr

Zemo after Rex attack and After seeing the beautiful man that is Buck

Visual early idea of Quentin Beck as Dennis Nedry , "a detestable bastard" .. glad the dilophosaurus ate him juas juas ;)

Simplification of the JP Logo, although I love the logo of the movie I wanted to use as a reference what was said in the book, which is why it ended up being a friendlier and more cute logo :]

OKAY, MAYBE IS A SPOILER BUT IDK. I say it in case of something juasjuas.

And as a last doodle .. Winterbaron ♡. The truth is I wanna make this cannon in the Au, I feel that it would be pretty good (And obviously it's not because I love Alan/Ian, obviously not—). If you are looking for some context, this drawing is set in JP: TLW (the novel obviously) and both men despite everything still maintain contact after the Nublar incident, Bucky is in Costa Rica to give some presentations on the extinction of the dinosaurs and its causes and Zemo (who has been there for a while due to the surgery on his leg) decides to accompany him on morning walks while listening to his friend practice and comment on the air :"]♡♡. PS: Zemo uses for the leg issues </3

|•And yes, that. If you've had the trouble to read it, I'd like to know what you think. any comments will be appreciated <3 tkm and rawr🦖💖•|

#bucky barnes #helmut zemo #digitalart #winterbaron #zemo #fanart #au #jurassic park #jurassic park book #jurassic park au #morgan stark #steve rogers #quentin beck #dinosaur #yeah idk #tkm bb #bucky x zemo #marvel things